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Ngatitarisei Izvo Chokwadi: Iyo Easter Bunny Inotyisa Chaizvoizvo

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6 makore apfuura

April 1, 2018

Isita inguva yakanaka yegore, inoratidza kutanga kwechirimo uye kupera kwehurefu hwakareba hwerima. Mazuva akazadzwa nekuwedzera kwezuva, shiri dzichirira, maruva ari kutumbuka, uye iko kunotyisa kusvika kweIsita Bunny.

Kufanana nevazhinji venyu, ini ndakaziviswa kufunga kweTsuro ichindinunzira yummy zvihwitsi pazera diki kwazvo. Iwe unorangarira kushanya kwako kwekutanga chaiko kuti utore isinganetsi mall pikicha neiyo Easter Bunny? Wakamhanyira kunombundira here, kana kuti wakadhonzerwa kumakumbo ake, uchikava nekupopota?

Vamwe vedu takakomborerwa nemabhuru ane tsvarakadenga ane matama ane ruzha uye kunyemwerera kwekugamuchira. Vamwe vakave nerombo rakaipa rekukwaziswa nechimwe chinhu chakafanana neiyo monstrosity pazasi.

Ini ndinotenda vanhu vazhinji vezera rangu vane mufananidzo wavo vakagara pamakumbo echisikwa chinotyisa seichi. Vabereki vedu, kana chero munhu mundangariro dzavo chaidzo, vangadai vakafunga kuti iri raive zano rakanaka kupfuura ini. Fungidzira kuva mudiki uye kutarisa kumusoro kune 6 'tsuro ine maoko hofori, maziso anotyisa uye mazino anopinza !!!!

Izvo hazvizopwanya mwana wehupenyu zvachose.

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Tora imwe peek pamufananidzo uri pamusoro. Unozviona here? Tarisa padyo (Kwete, kwete pamabhurugwa, vanhu. Tarisa Tsuro).

Ona masoketi mahombe matema panofanira kunge paine maziso. Iyi ndiyo portal yegehena kwakabva Easter Bunny. Kana iwe ukatarisa kwenguva yakareba zvakakwana uchaendeswa ikoko, usazomboonekwazve.

Ini ndakadzidzisa vana vangu pachine nguva pfupi kuti vatarise kumeso kushoma kuti vazvidzivirire. Dai chete vakateerera. Mwari, ndichiri kusuwa Timmy mudiki.

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Rombo rakanaka kwatiri, vana vanogona kuona zvakaipa. Ndokusaka kuchema kwekutya kuchinzwika kuchirira munzvimbo dzese dzekutengesa muAmerica mwedzi uno.

Iwe unoona, vana havadi chaizvo kuona Easter Bunny. Yavo vabereki vanoda kuti vaone Easter Bunny. Vana vakangwara zvakakwana kuti vasatengese mweya yavo mukutsinhana neimwe jelly bhinzi.

Kunyanya, ndiani anodya iyo crap chero nzira? Uyezve, lets try not kufunga kuti mazai iwayo anobva kupi chaizvo. Izvo hazvina kuita sekuti Easter Bunny ine saga remashiripiti saSanta. Iwe unoziva kune imwechete nzvimbo inonzwisisika yavanogona kubva, handiti?

kuburikidza neSauce Sauce

Kungova nechokwadi chedzidziso yangu, ini ndakatora ongororo nekukurumidza pachikoro changu chepachikoro. Kubvumirana kwese kwaive kwekuti vana vari kurwara ne "shit yedu" nechose "Handei tinoona Easter Bunny" chinhu.

Vana vese vakapika kuti paizove nekutsiva muchimiro che "chipo chakakosha mumaHuggies edu" kune chero mubereki anovamanikidza kushanyira bunny gore rino. Ndiri vanhu vane hanya; teerera kune ako madiki masumbu emufaro! Hauzive here kuti vana ndivo ramangwana redu?

(Disiki: Kwakange kusina kuongororwa chaiko, kwaive kuenda kukireshi nekuda kwaKristu. Ini ndinongofarira kugadzira zvinhu. Ndinogona kutaura, zvakadaro, mudzidzisi aiita kunge asingandide zvachose. Akaramba achitaura zvinhu zvakaita sekuti "buda mukati pano ndisati ndadaidza mapurisa "uye kuti" Ini handichabvumidzwazve kuchikoro ". Ipapo aive achienderera mberi nezvekuti ndaive sei" munhu anotyisa wekutyisidzira vana vadiki ". Ini pachangu ndinofunga kuti anga achinyanyisa.)

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Ndapota vabereki, torai chinyorwa ichi sevoruzhinji. Usaise pasi yako yakanaka spawn kune vakafa-kuseri-kwe-maziso, reza-yakapinza meno-kuva, anodya-mwana Pasita Bunny. Ini ndiri pachokwadi kushamisika isu hatisi kuona koloni yavo vachityaira vachitenderera nemavhenji machena vachiudza vana kuti vane zviwitsi nembwanana.

Isita Bunnies ingori mabhora anopisa ehuipi hwakanyanya.

Saka ndapota, ita shuwa kuti uwane vana svutugadzike yakanaka gore rino. Hapanazve izvi Peeps uye Jelly Bean nzombe. Kufanana, chokoreti yakanaka yaunodya muimba yekugezera kana muwadhiropu iwe uchihwanda kuvana vako kuti usazogovana.

(Kunakidzwa Chokwadi: Boka retsuro dzinodaidzwa kuti nyuchi kana dendere. Hezvo iwe enda, unowana kosi yemahara kubva kune yako zvechokwadi. Unogamuchirwa.)

Ko vana vako vaida kana kuvenga Easter Bunny? Iyo bunny yakambokupa iwe zvishoma zvekutamba? Tiudzei mune zvakataurwa pazasi. Paunenge uripo, tiudze isu zvihwitsi zvauri kutarisira kuwana mutswanda yako gore rino!

Kubva kumhuri yese yeHorror, Happy Easter kune iwe neyako!

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Isu tinotarisa zvakanyanya vakatsvaga horror titles on papuratifomu svondo rino, ndinovimba, kukuchengetedza imwe nguva mukuedza kwako kuwana chimwe chinhu chemahara chekutarisa paTubi.

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