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Fambisa Pamusoro paKrampus, Jesu Pasika Bunny iri Rakajeka Rinotyisa Chikara Chikara .. Ever

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April 13, 2017

Iko kubatana kwakanaka pakati peanotyisa marudzi uye emafirimu mafirimu chinhu chausingafanire kutarisa kure kuti uwane. Sezvineiwo, ingangoita zororo rega rega reHallmark ratinopemberera, tinogona kuwana inotyisa bhaisikopo iyo inotora pakuiswa kwezuva rakacherechedzwa. Kubva Zvakaipa zveGore Idzva, kuti Leprechaun, Krampus, uye duh, John Carpenter Halloween, iyo mhando inotipa vanotyisa vateveri chimwe chinhu chekutarisa pamazuva iwayo ane husimbe kubva kubasa, apo isu tichiisa mbongoro dzedu mune iyoyo yakagadzikana indered Mukomana Mukomana uye tichiona aya mazororo enyika nzira yedu. Uye sekungofanana nemhando yeHoridhe Horror yatipa mamwe emamwe mafirimu anotyisa kudivi reiyo nuthouse, iro rinotyisa rakatipawo mamwe emarudzi emhando dzisinganyaradze atakamboona pafirimu- saJesu Isita. Bunny.

Zvese zviri mukati meFUCK HERE chitima kuenda kuPaster Town!

Iine mafirimu ese anotyisa emafirimu iyo genre inofanirwa kupa, Easter mafirimu mafirimu akanaka chaizvo kune chero, kunze kwekunge iwe uchitsvaga wakadzika mukati meRusununguko dunhu iro rine mazita akadaro Isita Svondo, uye Zuva reBeaster: Pano Panouya Peter CottonHell- zvakanyanyisa, tarisa aya B-mafirimu matombo kana iwe uchifarira yakanaka chizi-fest. Nekudaro, apo 2016 yekutyisa anthology Mazororo yakakwidziridza musoro wayo wenguva yenguva yegumi kuenda kuruzhinji, isu takazopedzisira tawana kutyisa kweIsita isu tese takafanirwa naMwari. Kunyangwe ichingova chidimbu mukati merondedzero yeanthology, Isita 'yezororo spoonful yekutyisa runako inotungamirwa naNicolas McCarthy anozvirovera sekubudirira pamuchinjikwa. Iyo pfupi nyaya inonunura nekusingaperi inoshungurudza yako mufananidzo weiyo inokatyamadza chipembenene iyo inodonha shit mamirioni ejelly bhinzi muyadhi yako nenyaya yakangwara pamwe neanoityisa fuckin 'bunny yandakamboona muhupenyu hwangu hwakaipa.

Chikamu cheIsita kubva Mazororo inosanganisa zvese zvechitendero uye zvekufungidzira iro izororo reChirimo nekukanganisa Mesiah netsuro kuita chisikwa chimwe chinotyisa icho chinoratidzwa Stranger zvinhu wega Demogorgon, Mark Steger. Maitiro aSteger ebhanzi kubva mhiri ndeechokwadi zvinhu zvehusiku sezvo nyaya ichienda, musikana mudiki anoitika kuti abate Easter Bunny ari kushanda mumba make, asi pachinzvimbo cheiyi bunny inoviga mazai, mwana anotarisa zvinotyisa sezvo chisikwa ichi chichibuda tumacheche. kubva pamaronda ayo stigmata. Just .. Holy fucks ..

Iyo Jees-ter Bunny inobata mhepo iyo yairi kutariswa uye inouya kuzotarisana nemhino yemhino pamwe neanoona mudiki, uye iyo yezororo icon inotanga kubvarura shiti kubva kumusikana mudiki nekumugadzika akanamira zvigunwe mukati memaronda embabvu. Jesu bunny Christ, kushungurudza kuri kunyatso kuzviisa zvinyoro.

Iyo pfupi nyaya inosanganisidzira tsika yechitendero yekutora kubva mumuviri waKristu apo Jesu Cottontail anozivisa mwana kuti hapana munhu akambomuona, uye maari kudaro, zvinoda kuti atore nzvimbo yake. Tsuro inoshusha inotora zai reIsita, ndokumurayiridza kuti avhure shaya dzake, uye oisa zai mumuromo make seimwe tsika yekupinda mukuva bhinya reIsita.

Kana iwe uchiri kuona chikamu, kana gehena rose Mazororo anthology parizvino, ndinokukurudzira kuti usvetuke clip iripazasi uye usangotarisa ichi chikamu chete, asi iyo yakazara bhaisikopo pamwe chete nayo iri kutenderera paNetflix. Nekudaro, kune avo vanoziva asi vanoda zororo, ini ndinokupa iwe Easter kurapa yakarongedzwa nehusiku huni mafuta kwemazuva. Zvakare, kunze kwekunge iwe uine mhando yekuvenga vana vako, ini ndaizorega kuregedza ndichivarega vatarise izvi.

Saka hongu, zviri pachena apa kuti Jesu Easter Bunny anotora korona yeminzwa sezororo rinotyisa mambo wechikara chinotyisa chezororo. Ini ndinogona kusazombotarisa mabhunje nenzira imwechete zvakare, uye kunze kwekunge iwe waona Mvura Kuderera, haudi kana.

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'Zvakaipa Zvakafa' Firimu Franchise Kuwana ZVIVIRI Zvitsva Zvitsva

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Taitoziva nezve Sébastien Vaniček firimu riri kuuya iro rinotarisa muDeadite universe uye rinofanirwa kunge rakateerana nefirimu razvino, asi isu takatarisana izvo. Francis Galuppi uye Ghost House Pictures vari kuita imwe-off purojekiti yakaiswa mune yaRaimi's universe yakavakirwa kubva pane pfungwa kuti Galuppi akakandira kuna Raimi pachake. Iyo pfungwa iri kuchengetwa pasi pekuputira.

"Francis Galluppi mutauri wengano anoziva nguva yekutichengeta takamirira mukushushikana uye nguva yekutirova nechisimba chinoputika," Raimi akaudza Deadline. "Iye ndiye dhairekitori anoratidza kusajairika kutonga mune yake yekutanga maitiro."

Chimiro ichocho chine musoro Yekupedzisira Kumira MuYuma County iyo ichabudiswa munhandare yemitambo muUnited States pana May 4. Inotevera mutengesi anofambira, “arovererwa pachiteshi chokuzororera chokumaruwa cheArizona,” uye “anopinzwa mumugariro wakakomba wokutapwa nokusvika kwamakororo maviri emabhangi asina kutyira kushandisa utsinye. -kana kutonhora, simbi yakaoma-kudzivirira pfuma yavo yakasvibiswa neropa. "

Galluppi mubairo-anohwina sci-fi/horror shorts director ane mabasa akakurumbira anosanganisira High Desert Gehena uye Iyo Gemini Project. Iwe unogona kuona iyo yakazara edit ye High Desert Gehena uye teaser ye Gemini pazasi:

^{High Desert Gehena}

^{Iyo Gemini Project}

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'Munhu Asingaoneki 2' “Ava Pedyo Kupfuura Zvazvakambova” Kuti Zviitike

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Elisabeth Moss muchirevo chakanyatsofungwa akataura mubvunzurudzo nokuti Happy Sad Confused kuti kunyangwe pave paine dzimwe nyaya dzekuita Munhu Asingaoneki 2 kune tariro pamusoro penyika.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz akabvunza nezvekutevera uye kana chikwindi uye director Leigh whannell dzaive pedyo nekupaza mhinduro kuti iitwe. "Isu tave pedyo kupfuura zvatakamboita pakuitsemura," akadaro Moss achinyemwerera zvikuru. Unogona kuona maitiro ake pairi 35:52 maka muvhidhiyo iri pazasi.

^{Happy Sad Confused}

Whannell parizvino ari kuNew Zealand achitora firimu reimwe monster yeUniversal, Mhumhi, iyo inogona kunge iri spark inotungidza Universal inonetsekana yeRima Universe pfungwa iyo isati yawana chero simba kubva pakatadza kuedza kwaTom Cruise kumutsa. The Amai.

Zvakare, muvhidhiyo yepodcast, Moss anoti ari kwete mu Mhumhi firimu saka chero fungidziro yekuti ipurojekiti yecrossover inosiiwa mumhepo.

Zvichakadaro, Universal Studios iri pakati pekuvaka imba yegore rose Las Vegas iyo icharatidza mamwe emhando dzavo dzekare dzemufirimu monsters. Zvichienderana nekupinda, izvi zvinogona kunge zviri kuwedzera iyo studio inoda kuti vateereri vafarire zvisikwa zvavo IPs zvakare uye kuwana mamwe mafirimu anogadzirwa kubva paari.

Chirongwa cheLas Vegas chakagadzirirwa kuvhurwa muna 2025, ichienderana nepaki yavo nyowani yetimu muOrlando inonzi. Epic Universe.

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Jake gyllenhaal anofungidzirwa kuti haana mhosva

Jake Gyllenhaal's limited series Zvinonzi Innocent iri kudonha paAppleTV+ musi waChikumi 12 pachinzvimbo chaChikumi 14 sezvakarongwa pakutanga. Nyeredzi, iyo Road House reboot ine akaunza ongororo dzakasanganiswa paAmazon Prime, arikumbundira diki skrini kekutanga kubva pakuonekwa kwake Kuuraya: Upenyu paMugwagwa muna 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal ari mu "Presumed Innocent"

Zvinonzi Innocent iri kugadzirwa na David E Kelley, JJ Abrams 'Bad Robot, uye Warner Bros. Iko kugadziridzwa kwefirimu raScott Turow ra1990 umo Harrison Ford anotamba gweta achiita basa rakapetwa semuongorori achitsvaga mhondi yemumwe wake.

Idzi mhando dzemasexy thrillers dzaive dzakakurumbira muma'90s uye dzaiwanzove nemamonyoro emagumo. Heino turera yepakutanga:

Maererano ne Deadline, Zvinonzi Innocent haibvi kure nekwakabva: “…the Zvinonzi Innocent nhevedzano ichaongorora hutsinye, bonde, zvematongerwo enyika uye simba nemiganhu yerudo sezvo ari kupomerwa anorwa kuti abate mhuri yake nemuchato pamwechete. "

Inotevera yeGyllenhaal ndiyo Guy Ritchie firimu rekuita rakanzi MuGrey yakarongerwa kuburitswa muna Ndira 2025.

Zvinonzi Innocent ndeye masere-episodhi akaganhurwa akateedzana akaiswa paAppleTV+ kutanga June 12.