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Ngatitarisei Izvo Chokwadi: Iyo Easter Bunny Inotyisa Chaizvoizvo

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6 makore apfuura

April 1, 2018

Isita inguva yakanaka yegore, inoratidza kutanga kwechirimo uye kupera kwehurefu hwakareba hwerima. Mazuva akazadzwa nekuwedzera kwezuva, shiri dzichirira, maruva ari kutumbuka, uye iko kunotyisa kusvika kweIsita Bunny.

Kufanana nevazhinji venyu, ini ndakaziviswa kufunga kweTsuro ichindinunzira yummy zvihwitsi pazera diki kwazvo. Iwe unorangarira kushanya kwako kwekutanga chaiko kuti utore isinganetsi mall pikicha neiyo Easter Bunny? Wakamhanyira kunombundira here, kana kuti wakadhonzerwa kumakumbo ake, uchikava nekupopota?

Vamwe vedu takakomborerwa nemabhuru ane tsvarakadenga ane matama ane ruzha uye kunyemwerera kwekugamuchira. Vamwe vakave nerombo rakaipa rekukwaziswa nechimwe chinhu chakafanana neiyo monstrosity pazasi.

Ini ndinotenda vanhu vazhinji vezera rangu vane mufananidzo wavo vakagara pamakumbo echisikwa chinotyisa seichi. Vabereki vedu, kana chero munhu mundangariro dzavo chaidzo, vangadai vakafunga kuti iri raive zano rakanaka kupfuura ini. Fungidzira kuva mudiki uye kutarisa kumusoro kune 6 'tsuro ine maoko hofori, maziso anotyisa uye mazino anopinza !!!!

Izvo hazvizopwanya mwana wehupenyu zvachose.

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Tora imwe peek pamufananidzo uri pamusoro. Unozviona here? Tarisa padyo (Kwete, kwete pamabhurugwa, vanhu. Tarisa Tsuro).

Ona masoketi mahombe matema panofanira kunge paine maziso. Iyi ndiyo portal yegehena kwakabva Easter Bunny. Kana iwe ukatarisa kwenguva yakareba zvakakwana uchaendeswa ikoko, usazomboonekwazve.

Ini ndakadzidzisa vana vangu pachine nguva pfupi kuti vatarise kumeso kushoma kuti vazvidzivirire. Dai chete vakateerera. Mwari, ndichiri kusuwa Timmy mudiki.

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Rombo rakanaka kwatiri, vana vanogona kuona zvakaipa. Ndokusaka kuchema kwekutya kuchinzwika kuchirira munzvimbo dzese dzekutengesa muAmerica mwedzi uno.

Iwe unoona, vana havadi chaizvo kuona Easter Bunny. Yavo vabereki vanoda kuti vaone Easter Bunny. Vana vakangwara zvakakwana kuti vasatengese mweya yavo mukutsinhana neimwe jelly bhinzi.

Kunyanya, ndiani anodya iyo crap chero nzira? Uyezve, lets try not kufunga kuti mazai iwayo anobva kupi chaizvo. Izvo hazvina kuita sekuti Easter Bunny ine saga remashiripiti saSanta. Iwe unoziva kune imwechete nzvimbo inonzwisisika yavanogona kubva, handiti?

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Kungova nechokwadi chedzidziso yangu, ini ndakatora ongororo nekukurumidza pachikoro changu chepachikoro. Kubvumirana kwese kwaive kwekuti vana vari kurwara ne "shit yedu" nechose "Handei tinoona Easter Bunny" chinhu.

Vana vese vakapika kuti paizove nekutsiva muchimiro che "chipo chakakosha mumaHuggies edu" kune chero mubereki anovamanikidza kushanyira bunny gore rino. Ndiri vanhu vane hanya; teerera kune ako madiki masumbu emufaro! Hauzive here kuti vana ndivo ramangwana redu?

(Disiki: Kwakange kusina kuongororwa chaiko, kwaive kuenda kukireshi nekuda kwaKristu. Ini ndinongofarira kugadzira zvinhu. Ndinogona kutaura, zvakadaro, mudzidzisi aiita kunge asingandide zvachose. Akaramba achitaura zvinhu zvakaita sekuti "buda mukati pano ndisati ndadaidza mapurisa "uye kuti" Ini handichabvumidzwazve kuchikoro ". Ipapo aive achienderera mberi nezvekuti ndaive sei" munhu anotyisa wekutyisidzira vana vadiki ". Ini pachangu ndinofunga kuti anga achinyanyisa.)

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Ndapota vabereki, torai chinyorwa ichi sevoruzhinji. Usaise pasi yako yakanaka spawn kune vakafa-kuseri-kwe-maziso, reza-yakapinza meno-kuva, anodya-mwana Pasita Bunny. Ini ndiri pachokwadi kushamisika isu hatisi kuona koloni yavo vachityaira vachitenderera nemavhenji machena vachiudza vana kuti vane zviwitsi nembwanana.

Isita Bunnies ingori mabhora anopisa ehuipi hwakanyanya.

Saka ndapota, ita shuwa kuti uwane vana svutugadzike yakanaka gore rino. Hapanazve izvi Peeps uye Jelly Bean nzombe. Kufanana, chokoreti yakanaka yaunodya muimba yekugezera kana muwadhiropu iwe uchihwanda kuvana vako kuti usazogovana.

(Kunakidzwa Chokwadi: Boka retsuro dzinodaidzwa kuti nyuchi kana dendere. Hezvo iwe enda, unowana kosi yemahara kubva kune yako zvechokwadi. Unogamuchirwa.)

Ko vana vako vaida kana kuvenga Easter Bunny? Iyo bunny yakambokupa iwe zvishoma zvekutamba? Tiudzei mune zvakataurwa pazasi. Paunenge uripo, tiudze isu zvihwitsi zvauri kutarisira kuwana mutswanda yako gore rino!

Kubva kumhuri yese yeHorror, Happy Easter kune iwe neyako!

Unoda kudzidza nezve inotyisa Pasika Bunny yezvose? Click Here yemafuta akachena ehusiku ayo ari Jesu Bunny anobva Mahoridhe!

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Dai 11, 2024

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Welcome to Hongu kana Kwete vhiki nevhiki mini positi pamusoro pezvandinofunga kuti inhau dzakanaka uye dzakaipa munharaunda inotyisa yakanyorwa muzvidimbu zvekurumwa. Izvi ndezvevhiki yaMay 5 kusvika May 10.

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Muhunhu Hwechisimba akaita mumwe munhu panguva Chicago Vatsoropodzi Firimu Fest kuongorora. Ndekekutanga gore rino kuti mutsoropodzi arware ari mufirimu rakanga risiri blumhouse firimu.

Kwete:

Runyararo Runyararo inodhonza kunze kwekugadzirisa of Tiza Kubva kuNew York. Darn, taida kuona Nyoka ichiedza kutiza imba yakakiyiwa iri kure izere ne “mapengo” eNew York City.

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A itsva Twisters trailer dropped, ichinangidzira ngwariro pamasimba ane simba echisiko anoparadza mataundi okumaruwa. Iyo yakanaka imwe nzira yekuona vanokwikwidza vachiita zvimwe chete panhau dzemuno mukati megore rino remutungamiri wenhau.

Kwete:

mugadziri Bryan Fuller anofamba kubva A24's Chishanu 13th series Musasa Crystal Lake achiti studio yaida kuenda "nenzira dzakasiyana." Mushure memakore maviri ebudiriro yeanotyisa akateedzana zvinoita sekunge nzira isingasanganisire mazano kubva kuvanhu vanonyatsoziva zvavanotaura nezve: mafeni mune subreddit.

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Pakupedzisira, Murume Akareba kubva kuPhantasm iri kuwana zvake zvake Funko Pop! Zvakaipa kwazvo kambani yematoyi iri kutadza. Izvi zvinopa chirevo chitsva kumutsara une mukurumbira waAngus Scrimm kubva mubhaisikopo: “Unotamba mutambo wakanaka…asi mutambo wapera. Iye zvino unofa!”

Kwete:

Mambo wenhabvu Travis Kelce anojoinha mutsva Ryan Murphy horror project semutambi anotsigira. Akatsikirirwa zvakanyanya kupfuura kuzivisa Dahmer's Emmy mukundi Niecy Nash-Betts chaizvoizvo kuwana kutungamirira.

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Dai 11, 2024

Ryan T. Cusick

Pane chimwe chinhu nezve clown chinogona kumutsa manzwiro ekutyisa kana kusagadzikana. Clown, ane maitiro ekuwedzera uye kunyemwerera-kwependi, akatobviswa kubva pachitarisiko chemunhu. Kana inoratidzwa nenzira yakaipa mumabhaisikopo, inogona kumutsa manzwiro ekutya kana kusagadzikana nekuti inotenderera munzvimbo iyoyo isingagadzike pakati pevakajaira uye vasina kujaira. Kushamwaridzana kwemaclowns nekusava nemhosva kwehuduku uye mufaro kunogona kuita kuti kuratidzwa kwavo sevakaipa kana zviratidzo zvekutyisa zvakanyanya kushungurudza; kungonyora izvi uye kufunga nezvemaclowns kuri kuita kuti ndinzwe kusagadzikana. Vazhinji vedu tinogona kuenderana kune mumwe nemumwe kana zvasvika kune kutya kwevaropi! Pane firimu idzva reclown riri pamusoro, Clown Motel: 3 Nzira dzekuenda kuGehena, iyo inovimbisa kuva neuto remifananidzo inotyisa uye inopa matani eropa reropa. Tarisa kuburitswa kwenhau pazasi, uye gara wakachengeteka kubva kune idzi clowns!

Iyo Clown Motel yakatumidza zita rekuti "Inotyisa Motel muAmerica," iri mutaundi rakanyarara reTonopah, Nevada, rine mukurumbira pakati pevanotyisa vanofarira. Iyo inozvikudza isingagadzike clown theme inopinda masendimita ese ekunze kwayo, nzvimbo yekutandarira, uye makamuri evaenzi. Iri mhiri kweguva rakaparara kubva kutanga kwema1900s, iyo motel's eerie ambiance inokwidziridzwa nekuva pedyo kwayo nemakuva.

Clown Motel yakaburitsa bhaisikopo rayo rekutanga, Clown Motel: Midzimu Inomuka, kumashure muna 2019, asi ikozvino tave kuenda kune yechitatu!

Director uye Munyori Joseph Kelly adzoka pazviri zvakare Clown Motel: 3 Nzira dzekuenda kuGehena, uye vakaparura zvavo zviri pamutemo mushandirapamwe unoenderera mberi.

Clown Motel 3 inovavarira hombe uye ndeimwe yema network makuru evanotyisa franchise vatambi kubvira 2017 Death House.

Clown Motel inosuma vatambi kubva ku:

Halloween (1978) - Tony Moran - anozivikanwa nebasa rake saMichael Myers akafumurwa.

NeChishanu iyo 13th (1980) - Ari Lehman - mudiki wepakutanga Jason Voorhees kubva kune yekutanga "Chishanu The 13th" firimu.

A Nightmare paElm Street Zvikamu 4 & 5 - Lisa Wilcox - anoratidza Alice.

The Exorcist (1973) – Elieen Dietz – Pazuzu Dhimoni.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) - Brett Wagner - uyo aive nekuuraya kwekutanga mufirimu se "Kemper Kill Leather Face.'

Mhere Zvikamu 1 & 2 - Lee Waddell - anozivikanwa nekutamba iyo yekutanga Ghostface.

Imba ye1000 Corpses (2003) - Robert Mukes - anozivikanwa nekutamba Rufus padivi paSheri Zombie, Bill Moseley, uye mushakabvu Sid Haig.

Poltergeist Zvikamu 1 & 2-Oliver Robins, anozivikanwa nebasa rake semukomana akatyisidzirwa neanosekesa pasi pemubhedha muPoltergeist, zvino achapeta script sezvo matafura anotendeuka!

WWD, yava kuzivikanwa seWWE - Wrestler Al Burke anojoinha mutsara!

Iine mutsara wengano dzinotyisa uye dzakagadzirirwa kuAmerica's Most terrifying motel, uku kurota kunoitika kune vateveri vemafirimu anotyisa kwese kwese!

***Clown Motel: 3 Nzira dzekuenda kuGehena***

Chii chinonzi clown bhaisikopo pasina ma clown chaiwo ehupenyu, zvakadaro? Kujoinha iyo firimu ndiRelik, VillyVodka, uye, hongu, Mischief - Kelsey Livengood.

Special Effects ichaitwa naJoe Castro, saka iwe unoziva kuti gore richave rine ropa rakanaka!

Vashoma vevatambi vanodzoka vanosanganisira Mindy Robinson (VHS, Range 15), Mark Hoadley, Ray Guiu, Dave Bailey, DieTrich, Bill Victor Arucan, Denny Nolan, Ron Russell, Johnny Perotti (Hammy), Vicky Contreras. Kuti uwane rumwe ruzivo nezve firimu, shanya Clown Motel's official Facebook Peji.

Kuita kudzoka mumafirimu emhando uye ichangobva kuziviswa nhasi, Jenna Jameson achange achijoinhawo kudivi rema clown. Uye fungidzira chii? Kamwe-mu-mu-mu-hupenyu mukana wekubatana naye kana mashoma ezvidhori anotyisa pane seti yebasa rezuva rimwe! Rumwe ruzivo runogona kuwanikwa pane Clown Motel's Campaign peji.

**Mutambi Jenna Jameson anojoinha vatambi.**

Mushure mezvose, ndiani asingadi kuurayiwa nemufananidzo?

Vagadziri Vagadziri Joseph Kelly, Dave Bailey, Mark Hoadley, Joe Castro

Vagadziri Nicole Vegas, Jimmy Star, Shawn C. Phillips, Joel Damian

Clown Motel 3 Nzira dzekuenda kuGehena yakanyorwa uye inotungamirwa naJoseph Kelly uye inovimbisa musanganiswa wekutyisa uye neshungu.

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Dai 10, 2024

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Kusimuka kubva kumasuweji, dhonza mutambi uye anotyisa bhaisikopo anofarira Elvirus chaiyo akatora vateveri vake kuseri kwezviitiko zve MAX dzakatevedzana Kugamuchirwa kuna Derry murwendo rwega runopisa-seti. Iyo showa yakarongerwa kuburitswa imwe nguva muna 2025, asi zuva rakasimba harisati ratarwa.

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Kugamuchirwa kuna Derry ndiyo prequel series kune director Andrew Muschietti's zvikamu zviviri zvakagadziriswa zveMambo It. Iwo akatevedzana anonakidza pakuti haasi chete nezve It, asi vanhu vese vanogara muDerry - iyo inosanganisira mamwe mavara emifananidzo kubva kuna King ouvre.

Elvirus, akapfeka se Pennywise, anotarisa kupisa kunopisa, chenjerera kuti usaratidze chero vaparadzi, uye anotaura naMuschietti pachake, uyo anonyatsoratidza sei kududza zita rake. Moose-Key-etti.

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Tarisa pazasi uye tizivise zvaunofunga. Uye urikutarisira kune iyo MAX yakatevedzana Kugamuchirwa kuna Derry?