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Saka Chii Chaicho Chinoitika Pakupera kwe'Kisimusi Zvakaipa '?

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7 makore apfuura

December 22, 2016

Nezvemafirimu anotyisa eKisimusi, ndinofunga akanakisa uye anonyanya kutyisa ndeye 1980's. Krisimasi Zvakaipa. Yakafananidzwa ne tekisi Driver paKisimusi uye ini ndinobvumirana zvakanyanya nekuenzanisa ikoko. Zvakawanda zvechidimbu chehunhu pane bhaisikopo rekuverenga muviri paunotarisa murume achitsvedza achipengesa mushure mekurwara nazvo zvese uye ndizvo chaizvo zvinotungamira kuita kwaBrandon Maggart kunoita kuti zvirarame. Ari kunyanya kusimba uku achinzwira tsitsi uye anotyisa. Asi pane chimwe chinhu pamusoro pacho vateveri havagone kubvumirana pazviri; magumo. Ini neshamwari takanga tichitaura nezvazvo nguva pfupi yadarika uye hatina kukwanisa kubvumirana (panzvimbo yekuti iro firimu rinotyisa) uye zvakaita kuti ndifunge uye ndinoda kunzwa zvamunofunga mose, asi chekutanga, ngatitaure zvishoma nezvemufirimu. Zvino, zviripachena kuchave nevaparadzi sezvatinokurukura iyi bhaisikopo rine makore makumi mana, asi kuve iyo internet uye zvese, ndinofanira kupa SPOILER Yambiro. Ikoko. Iwe wakanyeverwa.

Kuzvipeta muchidimbu, ndezvemurume anonzi Harry akashungurudzika achiri mudiki uye neizvozvo ndinoreva kuti akaona Santa achiburukira pana amai vake, saka anokura uye ave kupengeswa zvakanyanya naSanta uye anonamata the jolly ol '. elf. Zvakanyanya kusvika padanho rekuti hazvina kunaka. Harry zvino anoshanda pafekitari yematoyi anonyanya kufarira purofiti pane kupa matoyi kumba kwevana. Vese vezera rake nevakuru vebasa vanomufunga seanopenga uye vanotora mukana wemutsa wake. Harry zvakare anogara achitarisa vana vevavakidzani, achivatarisa uye kutonga kuti ndiani ari kuita misikanzwa uye ndiani ari kuita zvakanaka izvo zvaanochengeta mumabhuku akasiyana kana akanaka. Sezvo bhaisikopo richifambira mberi, Harry anowedzera kusagadzikana mundangariro, achitozviitira sutu yaSanta iyo yaanopfeka paanoendesa matoyi aakaba kubasa mukombi ine chireyi chakapendwa pachiri (izvi zvakakosha kuyeuka) kumba kwevana. uye vakomana nevasikana vese vakanaka munharaunda yake. Uye ipapo pane chikamu che Krisimasi Zvakaipa rudzi irworwo rwunotora shanduko kuita nharaunda inouraya Harry achitsiva kune avo vanga vachimuitira hutsinye kusvika azodzingwa nemhomho yakatakura mazhenje (sezviri pachena, guta rino rinotenda mukuvhima matsotsi sezvavaizoita chikara cheFrankenstein) obva aenda. zambuko kurufu rwake.

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Kutenda kana kusatenda, vamwe vanoti Harry haana kufa pakupera kwa Krisimasi Zvakaipa, asi akatobhururuka achienda mudenga usiku saSanta Claus, nokuti mubiki anopenga aidavira zvikuru! Ichi chinhu chakapatsanura vateveri vefirimu kwenguva yakareba. Ini pachangu, ndiri kudivi rinotenda kuti Harry akafa. Mushure mekuona kombi ichitanga kubuda pazambuko, inocheka kuhama yaHarry (Jeffrey DeMunn kwauri kufamba Dead mafeni) ichikunguruka pasi pechikomo uye unogona kunzwa kombi ichirovera. Zvino, avo vanotenda kuti Harry akararama ndokuva Santa vachati ndiko kurira kwemarara mukoma waHarry arikurovera mukati uye ivo vanozoratidza kuti chiitiko ichi chichienderera mberi, unomuona akatarisa mudenga, anenge asingatende. Nekudaro, ini ndinogona kupokana kuti ari kutarisa nzvimbo yekupunzika, asi ndinofunga kuti hapana zvakawanda zveKisimusi whimsy mune izvozvo. Tarisa kumagumo muvhidhiyo pazasi…

Saka unofungei? Iwe unofunga kuti Harry akadzingwa padivi pebhiriji, uye kupenga kwake, kurufu rwake kana kubhururuka kubva husiku ihwohwo hweKisimusi, achiva Santa Claus? Mativi ese ari maviri ane gakava rakanaka, saka rinouya pasi kana iwe uchida rima, asi magumo echokwadi kana chimwe chinhu chidiki chemashiripiti, asi chinopindirana nezwi nefirimu. Ini ndinofunga zvese zvabuda zvinogona kushanda, asi ndinofungidzira kuti zvine basa kana iwe uri girazi rakazara nehafu kana munhu asina chinhu.

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The Tall Man Funko Pop! Chiyeuchidzo cheMushure Angus Scrimm

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13 maawa apfuura

Dai 6, 2024

Timothy Rawles

The Funko Pop! mhando yezviumbwa iri kupedzisira yapa rukudzo kune mumwe weanotyisa anotyisa mafirimu villains wenguva dzese, Murume Akareba kubva Kufungidzira. Maererano ne Bloody Disgusting chitoyi ichi chakatariswa naFunko svondo rino.

The creepy otherworldly protagonist akatambwa nemushakabvu Angus Scrimm Akashaya muna 2016. Aive mutori wenhau uye mutambi weB-mubhaisikopo akave mutambi wemabhaisikopo anotyisa muna 1979 nebasa rake semuridzi wemusha werufu asinganzwisisike anozivikanwa sa. Murume Akareba. The Pop! inosanganisirawo ropa rinosveta ropa rinobhururuka orb The Tall Man inoshandiswa sechombo kurwisa vadariki.

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Akataurawo imwe yemitsara yakanyanyisa mukutyisa yakazvimirira, "Boooy! Iwe tamba mutambo wakanaka, mukomana, asi mutambo wapera. Iye zvino wafa!”

Iko hakuna izwi rekuti ichi chifananidzo chichaburitswa riini kana kuti pre-order ichatengeswa, asi zvakanaka kuona iyi inotyisa icon inorangarirwa muvinyl.

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Dhairekita we'Vadikani' Inotevera Firimu iShark/Serial Killer Movie

Published

17 maawa apfuura

Dai 6, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Mutungamiriri we Vadiwa uye Dhiyabhorosi Candy ari kuenda nautical kune yake inotevera horror firimu. Kusiyana-siyana arikureva izvozvo Sean Byrne ari kugadzirira kugadzira bhaisikopo reshark asi rine twist.

Iyi firimu yakanzi Mhuka Dzine Ngozi, inoitika muchikepe apo mukadzi anonzi Zephyr (Hassie Harrison), maererano Kusiyana-siyana, ari “Akabatwa ari muchikepe chake, anofanira kufunga kuti angatiza sei asati aita tsika yokudyisa shark dziri pasi. Munhu ega anoona kuti ashaika ndeye rudo rutsva Moses (Hueston), anoenda achitsvaga Zephyr, obva abatwa nemhondi yakapenga futi. "

Nick Lepard inonyora, uye kutora firimu kuchatanga paAustralia Gold Coast musi wa7 Chivabvu.

Mhuka Dzine Ngozi achawana nzvimbo kuCannes maererano naDavid Garrett kubva kuna Mister Smith Entertainment. Anoti, “'Mhuka Dzine Njodzi' inyaya inotyisa uye inobata mwoyo yekupona, pamberi pechikara chine hasha zvisingafungidziriki. Mukubatanidza zvine hungwaru zvemuurayi nemhando dzemabhaisikopo eshark, zvinoita kuti shark itaridzike semurume akanaka, "

Mabhaisikopo eShark angangogara ari musimboti mumhando inotyisa. Hapana akambobudirira padanho rekutyisa rakasvikwa shaya, asi sezvo Byrne anoshandisa muviri wakawanda unotyisa uye mifananidzo inonakidza mumabasa ake Mhuka Dzenjodzi dzinogona kunge dziri kunze.

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PG-13 Yakatemerwa 'Tarot' Underperforms paBhokisi Hofisi

Published

20 maawa apfuura

Dai 6, 2024

Timothy Rawles

dzokufembera vachishandisa inotanga zhizha rinotyisa bhokisi hofisi mwaka ne whimper. Mafirimu anotyisa seaya anowanzo kuve mupiro wekudonha saka nei Sony yakafunga kugadzira dzokufembera vachishandisa mukwikwidzi wezhizha ane mubvunzo. Kubva Sony tizvishandise Netflix sepuratifomu yavo yeVOD ikozvino pamwe vanhu vakamirira kuifambisa mahara kunyangwe zvibodzwa zvevatsoropodzi nevateereri zvaive zvakaderera, mutongo werufu kune kuburitswa kwemitambo.

Kunyangwe kwaive kufa nekukurumidza - iyo firimu yakaunzwa $ Miriyoni 6.5 mudzimba uye kuwedzera $ Miriyoni 3.7 pasi rose, zvakakwana kudzoreredza bhajeti rayo - izwi remuromo rinogona kunge rakakwana kugonesa vanoenda kumabhaisikopo kuti vagadzire popcorn yavo kumba kune iyi.

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Chimwe chinhu mukuparara kwayo kungave kwayo MPAA chiyero; PG-13. Vatsigiri vane mwero vezvinotyisa vanogona kubata mari inowira pasi pechiyero ichi, asi vaoni vakaomarara vanopisa hofisi yebhokisi murudzi urwu, vanosarudza R. Chero chinhu chisingawanzoita zvakanaka kunze kwekunge James Wan ari mutungamiri kana izvo zvisingawanzo kuitika senge. The Ring. Zvingadaro nekuti iyo PG-13 inoona inomirira kutenderera nepo R inogadzira kufarira kwakakwana kuvhura vhiki.

Uye ngatisakanganwa izvozvo dzokufembera vachishandisa zvingangove zvakaipa. Hapana chinogumbura anotyisa fan nekukurumidza kupfuura shopworn trope kunze kwekunge kuri kutora kutsva. Asi vamwe verudzi vatsoropodzi veYouTube vanoti dzokufembera vachishandisa anotambura boilerplate syndrome; kutora hwaro hwekutanga nekuchidzokorora uchitarisira kuti vanhu havazozviona.

Asi zvese hazvina kurasika, 2024 ine zvimwe zvakawanda zvinotyisa zvinopihwa zvinouya zhizha rino. Mumwedzi inotevera, tichawana Cuckoo (Kubvumbi 8), Longlegs (Chikunguru 12), Nzvimbo Yakanyarara: Chikamu Chekutanga (Chikumi 28), uye itsva M. Night Shyamalan inonakidza musungo (Nyamavhuvhu 9).

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