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Vachando vechando vari kuteedzera Barack Obama!

Published

7 makore apfuura

December 23, 2016

Snowmen vari kunyangira Obama. Kwete, iri harisi zita reB-bhaisikopo rezororo flick, kana nhema dzinoshamisa. Varume vakaomeswa nechando, vakagadzirwa nevanhu vari kunyatsodongorera nepahwindo reOval Office nepamabhatani maziso, vachinyemwerera marasha akasviba kunge mweya yavo, uye tinofanira kukurukura.

Iwe unogona kunge uchiziva nezve pediophobia varwere: avo vasingakwanise kutsika zvakadzikama muchitoro chekare kutarisana nesherufu izere nezvidhori zveporcelain. Uye vanorwara necoulrophobia, avo kazhinji vasingatsike musekisi kuti vaedze kutarisana nemaclowns. Asi wakamboona mupfuuri achibhururuka paFrosty, pakati pekushongedza kwezororo? Uku kutya kunozivikanwa nekuti Hominochionophobia, uye HuffPost inoshuma kuti POTUS ine slush-crusted fever. Akaidya vanhu-uye ndiko kwaive kukanganisa kwake kukuru.

Zvakanaka, Barry! Anongoda kumbundirwa zvinodziya!

"Kune rudzi rwese rweChucky element kwavari," akadaro, achigutsurira-kana kudzungudza musoro?–kuMurume wedu watinoda Akanaka, masvondo mashoma apfuura. "Vanoti vhundutsa."

"Zvishoma" aitaura zvinyoro. Akazosvika pakutyisidzira kuti aende apo Michelle akaseka kuti aizoisa murume wechando mukamuri yavo yekurara-kana achingoseka.

Ipo iyo FLOTUS inogona kunge yanga ichiseka, vashandi veWhite House vaive voda kutora jee ravo kure zvakanyanya kukosha.

Vakabata mhepo yemhuri inosetsa yechando inogara muRose Garden, yakavakidzana neOval Office. "Takabva taona kuti vanhu vechando vairemerwa nekusimudza," mutori wemifananidzo weWhite House, Pete Souza, akatumira pa Instagram. Akafumura dambe yuletide paprofile pake ipapo, mukutamba-tamba. “Asi pakupedzisira, mangwanani ano Mutungamiriri asati auya kuhofisi, vamwe vashandi vanobatsira ― handisi kuzotaura kuti ndiyani ― akafambisa vanhu vese vechando saka mumwe nemumwe anga achidongorera nepahwindo rakasiyana muOval. Mufananidzo uyu wakatorwa masikati ano apo Mutungamiriri akasaina mabhiri ekupera kwegore. "

Barack aive pavari. Zvaiva izvi. Zvese zvaive zvadzika kune izvi: Obama-nible snowman.

Yakanga yava nguva yokuti aise bhandi rake dema mu<em>tae kwon do (kwete, zvakakomba—tarisa kumusoro) kuti ashandise zvakanaka.

Munhu anogona kungofungidzira zvakaitika kubva ipapo. Chokwadi, akazvikuvadza nepafafitera, achiendesa chidimbu chinokurumidza kumutsipa wegororo. Yakamugura musoro, ichisiya kachira keorenji pakati pake. Barack akabva aita mafiripi akati wandei, mumatayera anoenderana neOlympian. Zvichida kurova kwemba, kunanga kudumbu rake, ndiko kwaive kurova kwekupedzisira, kana-…kana kuti pamwe mutungamiri wenyika akangoseka zvakapetwa kaviri. Chero nzira, tinoda kutenda kuti chimwe chezviito zvake zvekupedzisira muhofisi yanga isiri yekuzvidzivirira, asi rudzi rwake rwaaidawo.

Merry Kisimusi, Obama: unorarama kupemberera rimwe gore.

“Gore rinotevera, Obama. Hauchave nesevhisi yekukudzivirira zvakare."

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Jake Gyllenhaal's Thriller 'Presumed Innocent' Series Inowana Nguva Yekutanga Kuburitswa

Published

2 maawa apfuura

April 26, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Jake gyllenhaal anofungidzirwa kuti haana mhosva

Jake Gyllenhaal's limited series Zvinonzi Innocent iri kudonha paAppleTV+ musi waChikumi 12 pachinzvimbo chaChikumi 14 sezvakarongwa pakutanga. Nyeredzi, iyo Road House reboot ine akaunza ongororo dzakasanganiswa paAmazon Prime, arikumbundira diki skrini kekutanga kubva pakuonekwa kwake Kuuraya: Upenyu paMugwagwa muna 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal ari mu "Presumed Innocent"

Zvinonzi Innocent iri kugadzirwa na David E Kelley, JJ Abrams 'Bad Robot, uye Warner Bros. Iko kugadziridzwa kwefirimu raScott Turow ra1990 umo Harrison Ford anotamba gweta achiita basa rakapetwa semuongorori achitsvaga mhondi yemumwe wake.

Idzi mhando dzemasexy thrillers dzaive dzakakurumbira muma'90s uye dzaiwanzove nemamonyoro emagumo. Heino turera yepakutanga:

Maererano ne Deadline, Zvinonzi Innocent haibvi kure nekwakabva: “…the Zvinonzi Innocent nhevedzano ichaongorora hutsinye, bonde, zvematongerwo enyika uye simba nemiganhu yerudo sezvo ari kupomerwa anorwa kuti abate mhuri yake nemuchato pamwechete. "

Inotevera yeGyllenhaal ndiyo Guy Ritchie firimu rekuita rakanzi MuGrey yakarongerwa kuburitswa muna Ndira 2025.

Zvinonzi Innocent ndeye masere-episodhi akaganhurwa akateedzana akaiswa paAppleTV+ kutanga June 12.

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Turera ye'The Exorcism' Yave naRussell Crowe

Published

21 maawa apfuura

April 25, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Iyo yazvino bhaisikopo rekudzinga madhimoni rave kuda kudonha zhizha rino. Yakanyorwa zvakakodzera Kudzinga uye yakahwina Mubairo weAcademy yakashandura B-movie savant Russell Crowe. Karavhani yadonha nhasi uye nechimiro chayo, tiri kuwana bhaisikopo rinoitika pane bhaisikopo.

Sezvakangoita gore rino richangoburwa dhimoni-mu-media-nzvimbo firimu Husiku Hwekupedzisira NaDhiyabhorosi, Kudzinga zvinoitika panguva yekugadzirwa. Kunyangwe iyo yekutanga ichiitika pane inorarama network yekutaura show, iyo yekupedzisira iri pane inoshanda ruzha nhanho. Ndinovimba, hazvizove zvakakomba uye isu tichawana mamwe meta chuckles kubva mazviri.

Firimu richavhurwa munzvimbo dzemitambo June 7, asi kubvira Kushungurudza yazviwanawo, hazvingatore nguva refu mushure meizvozvo kudzamara yawana imba pane yekufambisa sevhisi.

Crowe anotamba, “Anthony Miller, mutambi ainetsekana anotanga kusauka achipfura firimu rinotyisa rinotyisa. Mwanasikana wake waakarambana naye, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), anoshamisika kana ari kutsvedza achidzokera mukupindwa muropa kwake kana kana paine chimwe chinhu chakashata pakutamba. Iyi firimu inewo nyeredzi Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg naDavid Hyde Pierce.

Crowe akaona budiriro mugore rapfuura Exorcist yaPope zvikuru nekuti hunhu hwake hwaive hwepamusoro-soro uye hwakazadzwa neruzha rwakadai rwakaganhura parody. Tichaona kana iri iyo nzira mutambi-akatendeuka-director Joshua John Miller inotora ne Kudzinga.

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Wina Kugara paLizzie Borden House Kubva kuMweya Halloween

Published

23 maawa apfuura

April 25, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Mweya Halloween akataura kuti svondo rino rinoratidza kutanga kwemwaka unotyisa uye kupemberera kuti vari kupa vateveri mukana wekuti vagare paLizzie Borden House nezvakawanda zvinogonekwa naLizzie pachake.

The Lizzie Borden Imba muFall River, MA inonzi ndiyo imwe yedzimba dzakanyanya kurongeka muAmerica. Chokwadi mumwe ane rombo rakanaka anohwina uye vanosvika gumi nevaviri veshamwari dzavo vanozoona kana makuhwa ari echokwadi kana vakahwina mubairo mukuru: Kugara wega mumba ine mukurumbira wakashata.

“Tinofara kushanda pamwe chete Mweya Halloween kuburitsa kapeti tsvuku nekupa veruzhinji mukana wekuhwina imwe-ye-yemhando chiitiko paLizzie Borden House ine mukurumbira, iyo inosanganisirawo zvimwe zviitiko uye zvinhu zvinotengeswa," akadaro Lance Zaal, Mutungamiri & Muvambi we. US Ghost Adventures.

Fans vanogona kupinda kuti vahwine nekutevera Mweya Halloween's Instagram uye nekusiya chirevo pane yemakwikwi post kubva zvino kusvika Kubvumbi 28.

Mubairo wacho unosanganisirawo:

Kushanya kwemba kwakasarudzika, kunosanganisira nzwisiso yakatenderedza mhondi, kutongwa, uye zvinowanzotaurwa kushungurudza.

Rwendo rwekupedzisira-husiku chipoko, ruzere nenyanzvi yekuvhima zvipoko

Chisvusvuro chega chega muimba yekudyira yemhuri yeBorden

Kiti yekuvhima zvipoko ine zvidimbu zviviri zveGhost Daddy Ghost Hunting Gear uye chidzidzo chevaviri paUS Ghost Adventures Ghost Hunting Course.

Iyo yekupedzisira Lizzie Borden chipo package, ine hatchet yepamutemo, Lizzie Borden board game, Lily the Haunted Doll, uye America's Most Haunted Volume II.

Sarudzo yeWinner yeGhost Tour chiitiko muSalem kana Yechokwadi Mhosva chiitiko muBoston kwevaviri

"Mhemberero yedu yeHalfway to Halloween inopa vateveri kuravira kunofadza kwezvichauya mukudonha uku uye inovapa simba rekutanga kuronga mwaka wavo wavanofarira nekukurumidza sezvavanoda," akadaro Steven Silverstein, CEO weSpirit Halloween. "Takakudziridza kuteedzera kunoshamisa kwevanofarira vane mararamiro eHalloween, uye tinofara kudzosa kunakidzwa kuhupenyu."

Ona izvi zvinyorwa pa Instagram

Chinyorwa chakagovaniswa neMweya Halloween (@spirithalloween)

Mweya Halloween varikugadzirirawo dzimba dzavo dzekutengesa. NeChina, Nyamavhuvhu 1 chitoro chavo chepamusoro muEgg Harbour Township, NJ. ichavhurwa zviri pamutemo kutanga mwaka. Chiitiko ichocho chinowanzokwezva mhomho yevanhu vanoda kuona zvitsva kutengesa, animatronics, uye zvakasarudzika IP zvinhu zvichange zviri trending gore rino.