Zuva reBaba rakanaka, mafeni anotyisa! Iwe unoziva, zvakaoma kusarudza kuti ndiani anowana rap yakaipisisa mumafirimu anotyisa: Amai kana Vanababa.

Ivo vaviri vanowanzo nyudza zvigunwe zvavo mudziva repfungwa pavanenge vasina kunyatso kuudza vana vavo kuti vari kungofungidzira chimwe chinhu chakaipa chiri kuderera munharaunda- kunyangwe ivo vabereki vari ivo vakaburitsa zvakaipa kutanga. ne.

Zvakadaro, mukuremekedza zororo iri, isu takafunga kuti tichavhenekera mwenje pane vashoma veavo dzimwe nguva vanoreva zvakanaka vanotyisa emamuvhi baba

*** Chinyorwa cheMunyori: Nechinangwa cheichi chinyorwa, tiri kutarisa kuna madzibaba avo vakaedza kuita chimwe chinhu chakanaka, kunyangwe kana vavariro dzavo dzakanaka dzikaenda kumaodzanyemba. Nechikonzero ichocho, hauzoone, semuenzaniso, baba vekare vehupombwe kubva Creepshow pane ino runyorwa. Iye murume anga akangoipa kubva pakutanga!

# 1 Ed Harley, Pumpkin musoro

Iwe haugone kupomera Ed Harley (anogara achifadza Lance Henricksen) nekuda kwekutsiva kudiki pane vana vakauraya mwanakomana wavo, vanobvuma netsaona, ndokubva vatiza munzvimbo. Ndiani asingade kuvaona vachibhadhara?

Asi pamwe, pamwe pamwe, kuenda kun'anga yekare, Haggis (Florence Schauffler) ndokumukumbira kuti asunungure hwakaipisisa pavari yaive danho rakanyanya!

Aihwa? Zvimwe?

Zvisinei, iye ndiye baba vanopinda vese kumwana wake, uye tiri kushuvira Ed baba vaBaba Vanofara kwazvo netsamba yekunyaradza yakasungirirwa.

# 2 Lt. Thompson, A Nightmare paElm Street 1 & 3

Rangarira ivo madzibaba vanongoteedzera dambudziko uye vachimanikidza kuti vawana zvese zviri pasi pekutonga zvandataura pamusoro apa?

Nancy Thompson wemapurisa baba (John Saxon) anokwana bhiri iri zvakakwana. Nancy akaudza murume iyeye, uyo kana ukayeuka aive chikamu chemhomho iyo yaida kururamisira padiki pane imwe Freddy Kreuger kamwechete pane imwe nguva, kakawanda zvakapetwa chaizvo zvaiitika, uye anoshandisa iyo yekutanga firimu rekutanga kumhanya-mhanya kuyedza kusunga wechidiki.

Handizive… pamwe zvakangonyanya kuoma kuti utarise mabasa ako akasviba kumeso. Pamwe haugone kutenda chimwe chinhu chinoshamisa.

Zvisinei, Lt. Thompson akazviratidza mufirimu yechitatu uye asingazeze kuyedza kutsiva zvimwe zvakadzika muround rekutanga saka ndinofungidzira kuti tinogona kumupa kiredhiti.

Zuva Rakanaka rababa, Lt. Thompson! Ndinovimba unorara zvakanaka husiku.

# 3 Frank, 28 Days Gare gare

Zvino, Frank (Brendan Gleeson) pano, ndeye MVP pakati pevanotyisa mabhaisikopo baba.

Kana zombies dzehasha dzatora nyika, anozvidzivirira iye nemwanasikana wake mumba mavo, anoverenga mashoma maitiro ekupona, uye anotambira Jim naSelena mumba mavo madiki akavakirirwa sevashanyi vanokudzwa.

Pavakaenda pamwechete kunotsvaga kuchengetedzwa kwenzvimbo inofungidzirwa kuti inoyera, Frank anodzivirira mwanasikana wake, Hannah, kusvika ipapo kusvika padonhwe reropa rinozvishandura kuita rimwe remanyoka ane hasha avanga vachitiza.

Murombo Frank, yaive nzira yakashata yekuenda, asi iwe wakafungidzira kubva panguva yekutanga yaakaratidza pachiratidziri kuti aive panguva yekukwereta.

Zuva Rakanaka rababa, Frank! Iwe hauna kukodzera kubuda saizvozvo!

# 4 Louis Chitendero, Pet Sematary

Iwe haugone kupomera mhosva Louis Creed (Dale Midkiff) nekuda kwekuchengetedza mhuri yake pamwechete.

Akanga achishungurudzika zvakanyanya mushure mekufa kwemukomana wake mudiki, uye iwe unofanirwa kubvuma, dai waiziva kuti paive nenzira yekudzosa mudiwa iwe unogona kumbofunga nezvazvo.

Ini pachangu, zvakadaro, ini ndinonyatsofunga kuti aive nenyaya yakakomba ne "kugadzirisa zvinhu." Ndiri kureva kuti ndingadai ndakamira mushure mekunge ndaona zvaitika pakadzoka katsi.

Nehurombo, Louis haana kudzidza chidzidzo chake, uye akachibhadhara zvakanyanya.

Zuva Rakanaka rababa, Louis! Ungazviita zvekare zvekare?

# 5 Gabe Wilson, Us

Zvese Gabe Wilson (Winston Duke) zvaaida kuita kutora mhuri yake pazororo rakanaka rezhizha kuenda kumahombekombe.

Iye, mune dzakawanda nzira, iyo quintessential bumbling baba anotenga yakaputsika chikepe, achiimba mumota, achinyadzisa vana vake, asingateerere kumukadzi wake kana akataura chimwe chinhu chisina kunaka.

Zvakadaro, kana machipu adonha, Gabe anokwira Pfungwa yake yekutanga ndeye mhuri yake, uye kunyangwe iye nemukadzi wake vane misiyano yemafungiro ekuti vangafambe sei pamusoro pekuvadzivirira, achiri mukati mawo 100% kusvika kumagumo.

Zuva Rakanaka rababa, Gabe! Wakaona here zvakavanzika zvemukadzi wako, zvakadaro?!