nhau

Vachando vechando vari kuteedzera Barack Obama!

Published

7 makore apfuura

December 23, 2016

Snowmen vari kunyangira Obama. Kwete, iri harisi zita reB-bhaisikopo rezororo flick, kana nhema dzinoshamisa. Varume vakaomeswa nechando, vakagadzirwa nevanhu vari kunyatsodongorera nepahwindo reOval Office nepamabhatani maziso, vachinyemwerera marasha akasviba kunge mweya yavo, uye tinofanira kukurukura.

Iwe unogona kunge uchiziva nezve pediophobia varwere: avo vasingakwanise kutsika zvakadzikama muchitoro chekare kutarisana nesherufu izere nezvidhori zveporcelain. Uye vanorwara necoulrophobia, avo kazhinji vasingatsike musekisi kuti vaedze kutarisana nemaclowns. Asi wakamboona mupfuuri achibhururuka paFrosty, pakati pekushongedza kwezororo? Uku kutya kunozivikanwa nekuti Hominochionophobia, uye HuffPost inoshuma kuti POTUS ine slush-crusted fever. Akaidya vanhu-uye ndiko kwaive kukanganisa kwake kukuru.

Zvakanaka, Barry! Anongoda kumbundirwa zvinodziya!

"Kune rudzi rwese rweChucky element kwavari," akadaro, achigutsurira-kana kudzungudza musoro?–kuMurume wedu watinoda Akanaka, masvondo mashoma apfuura. "Vanoti vhundutsa."

"Zvishoma" aitaura zvinyoro. Akazosvika pakutyisidzira kuti aende apo Michelle akaseka kuti aizoisa murume wechando mukamuri yavo yekurara-kana achingoseka.

Ipo iyo FLOTUS inogona kunge yanga ichiseka, vashandi veWhite House vaive voda kutora jee ravo kure zvakanyanya kukosha.

Vakabata mhepo yemhuri inosetsa yechando inogara muRose Garden, yakavakidzana neOval Office. "Takabva taona kuti vanhu vechando vairemerwa nekusimudza," mutori wemifananidzo weWhite House, Pete Souza, akatumira pa Instagram. Akafumura dambe yuletide paprofile pake ipapo, mukutamba-tamba. “Asi pakupedzisira, mangwanani ano Mutungamiriri asati auya kuhofisi, vamwe vashandi vanobatsira ― handisi kuzotaura kuti ndiyani ― akafambisa vanhu vese vechando saka mumwe nemumwe anga achidongorera nepahwindo rakasiyana muOval. Mufananidzo uyu wakatorwa masikati ano apo Mutungamiriri akasaina mabhiri ekupera kwegore. "

Barack aive pavari. Zvaiva izvi. Zvese zvaive zvadzika kune izvi: Obama-nible snowman.

Yakanga yava nguva yokuti aise bhandi rake dema mu<em>tae kwon do (kwete, zvakakomba—tarisa kumusoro) kuti ashandise zvakanaka.

Munhu anogona kungofungidzira zvakaitika kubva ipapo. Chokwadi, akazvikuvadza nepafafitera, achiendesa chidimbu chinokurumidza kumutsipa wegororo. Yakamugura musoro, ichisiya kachira keorenji pakati pake. Barack akabva aita mafiripi akati wandei, mumatayera anoenderana neOlympian. Zvichida kurova kwemba, kunanga kudumbu rake, ndiko kwaive kurova kwekupedzisira, kana-…kana kuti pamwe mutungamiri wenyika akangoseka zvakapetwa kaviri. Chero nzira, tinoda kutenda kuti chimwe chezviito zvake zvekupedzisira muhofisi yanga isiri yekuzvidzivirira, asi rudzi rwake rwaaidawo.

Merry Kisimusi, Obama: unorarama kupemberera rimwe gore.

“Gore rinotevera, Obama. Hauchave nesevhisi yekukudzivirira zvakare."

Teerera kune iyo 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Dzvanya kuti utaure

Iwe unofanirwa kuve wakapinda mukati kuti utumire komendi Login

Unofanira kuva Logged mu kuposita mhinduro.

wedzero

Yay kana Kwete: Chii Chakanaka uye Chakashata mukutyisa Svondo rino

Published

18 maawa apfuura

Dai 4, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Tikugashirei kuYay kana Nay vhiki nevhiki mini positi pamusoro pezvandinofunga kuti zvakanaka uye zvakaipa nhau munharaunda inotyisa yakanyorwa nekurumwa-machunks.

Museve:

Mike flanagan kutaura nezvekutungamira chitsauko chinotevera mu Exorcist Trilogy. Zvingareva kuti akaona wekupedzisira akaona kuti pakanga pasara maviri uye kana akaita chero chinhu chakanaka chinoburitsa nyaya.

Museve:

Ku chiziviso yeimwe itsva IP-based film Mickey Vs Winnie. Zvinonakidza kuverenga zvinosetsa zvinotora kubva kuvanhu vasati vamboona bhaisikopo.

Kwete:

The itsva Zviso zveRufu reboot inowana R chiyero. Izvo hazvina kunyatsonaka - Gen-Z inofanirwa kuwana vhezheni isina kurongeka sezvizvarwa zvakapfuura kuti vabvunze kufa kwavo sezvakaita isu tose.

Museve:

Russell Crowe irikuita imwe firimu rine zvinhu. Ari kukurumidza kuita imwe Nic Cage nekutaura hongu kune yega yega script, achidzosa mashiripiti kuB-mafirimu, uye yakawanda mari muVOD.

Kwete:

Kuisa Gunguwo kumashure mudzimba dzemitambo for it 30th mhembero. Kuburitsa zvakare mabhaisikopo emhando yepamusoro kubhaisikopo kupemberera chiitiko chakakosha, asi kuita izvi apo mutambi wemufirimu uyu akaurayiwa paseti nekuda kwekuregeredza kubata kwemari kwemhando yakaipisisa.

Teerera kune iyo 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Ramba Reading

Lists

Mafirimu Akatsvakwa Pamusoro Pemahara/Echiito paTubi Svondo rino

Published

1 zuva kare

Dai 3, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Iyo yemahara yekufambisa sevhisi Tubi inzvimbo yakanaka yekupuruzira kana usina chokwadi chekutarisa. Ivo havana kutsigirwa kana kubatana navo iHorror. Zvakadaro, isu tinotenda chaizvo raibhurari yavo nekuti yakasimba uye ine akawanda asinganzwisisike anotyisa mafirimu zvekuti haugone kuawana chero kupi zvako musango kunze kwekunge, kana uine rombo rakanaka, mune nyoro kadhibhodhi bhokisi payadhi inotengeswa. Kunze kweTubi, kupi kumwe kwauchawana Nightwish (1990), Spookies (1986), kana Simba (1984)?

Isu tinotarisa zvakanyanya vakatsvaga horror titles on papuratifomu svondo rino, ndinovimba, kukuchengetedza imwe nguva mukuedza kwako kuwana chimwe chinhu chemahara chekutarisa paTubi.

Zvinofadza pamusoro pechinyorwa ndechimwe chezvinyorwa zvinonyanya kufadza zvakamboitwa, iyo inotungamirirwa nevakadzi Ghostbusters reboot kubva 2016. Zvichida vataridzi vakaona mutsara wekupedzisira. Frozen Empire uye vari kuda kuziva nezve franchise inomaly iyi. Vachafara kuziva kuti haina kushata sekufunga kunoita vamwe uye inosetsa pachokwadi munzvimbo.

Saka tarisa rondedzero iri pazasi uye utiudze kana iwe uchifarira chero ipi zvayo vhiki ino.

1. Ghostbusters (2016)

Pengaudzoke (2016)

Kupinda kweimwe nyika kweNew York City kunounganidza vaviri veproton-packed paranormal enthusiasts, injiniya yenyukireya uye mushandi wepasi pevhu kuhondo.Kupinda kweimwe nyika kweNew York City kunounganidza vaviri vevaviri vane proton-yakazara paranormal vanofarira, injiniya yenyukireya uye chitima chinofamba nepasi pevhu. mushandi wokurwa.

2. Kuparadza

Kana boka remhuka rikave nehutsinye mushure mekunge ongororo yemajini yatadza, nyanzvi yezvemhuka inofanirwa kuwana mushonga wekudzivirira njodzi yepasi rose.

3. Kuuraya Dhiyabhorosi Kwakandiita Kuti Ndizviite

Vaongorori veParanormal Ed naLorraine Warren vanofumura kurangana kwemashiripiti sezvo vachibatsira mupomerwi kupokana kuti dhimoni rakamumanikidza kuponda.

4. Chinotyisa 2

Mushure mekumutswa nesangano rakashata, Art the Clown anodzokera kuMiles County, kwaanozobatwa naye, musikana achiri kuyaruka nemukoma wake, vakamirira.

5. Usafeme

Boka revachiri kuyaruka rinopinda mumba mebofu, vachifunga kuti vachapukunyuka nemhosva yakakwana asi vowana yakawanda kupfuura yavakaronga kamwe chete mukati.

6. Kubata 2

Mune imwe yekuongorora kwavo kunotyisa kwazvo, Lorraine naEd Warren vanobatsira amai vasina murume vevana vana mumba inotambudzwa nemweya yakaipa.

7. Mutambo Wevana (1988)

Muurayi ari kufa anoshandisa voodoo kuendesa mweya wake muchidhori cheChucky chinosimudzwa chiri mumaoko emukomana angave anotevera chidhori.

8. Jeepers Creepers 2

Kana bhazi ravo richiparara munzira isina vanhu, timu yevatambi vechikoro chesekondari vanowana mupikisi wavasingakwanise kukunda uye anogona kusapona.

9. Jeepers Creepers

Mushure mekuita kuwanikwa kunotyisa muimba yepasi yechechi yekare, vaviri vehama vanozviwana ivo vakasarudzwa vakasarudzwa vesimba risingaparadzwi.

Teerera kune iyo 'Eye On Horror Podcast'

Ramba Reading

nhau

Morticia & Chitatu Addams Join Monster High Skullector Series

Published

2 mazuva apfuura

Dai 3, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Zvitende kana kwete, Mattel's Monster High chidhori brand ine yakakura yekutevera nevadiki uye vasiri-vadiki-vateresi.

Nenzira imwecheteyo, iyo fan base ye Mhuri yeAddams zvakare yakakura kwazvo. Zvino, vaviri vari vaidyidzana kugadzira mutsara wezvidhori zvinosanganiswa zvinopemberera nyika dzese uye izvo zvavakagadzira musanganiswa wezvidhori zvefashoni uye goth fantasy. Kanganwa Barbie, madzimai aya anoziva kuti ndivanaani.

Zvidhori zvinobva pa Morticia neChitatu Addams kubva ku2019 Addams Family animated bhaisikopo.

Sezvinei nechero niche inounganidzwa izvi hazvisi zvakachipa vanouya nazvo nemutengo wemadhora makumi mapfumbamwe, asi inshuwarisi sezvo akawanda ematoyi aya anowedzera kukosha nekufamba kwenguva.

“Iko kune nharaunda. Sangana neAddams Family's ghoulishly glamorous mother-mwanasikana duo ine Monster High twist. Yakafemerwa nebhaisikopo remufirimu uye yakapfeka tambo dzedandemutande uye kudhindwa kwedehenya, iyo Morticia neChitatu Addams Skullector chidhori chepiri-pack chinogadzira chipo chakanyanya, chiri kurwara chaiko. "

Kana iwe uchida kufanotenga seti iyi tarisa Iyo Monster High webhusaiti.