Ndeipi bhaisikopo inotyisa zvikuru yawati wamboona? Ndiwo mubvunzo unotyisa vateveri vese vanoziva zvakanyanya nekubvunzwa. Mubvunzo unowanzo shandiswa kuyera kuregerera kwemunhu kutyisidzira kana kutsvaga chinhu chitsva chavasati vanzwa nezvacho. Kana vabvunzwa mubvunzo, fan inotyisa inogona kuushandisa semukana wekuratidzira rudo rwavo rwe fanboy, ruzivo rwavo rwakazara rwemazita akakanganiswa kana anovharika, vanoseka joke uye votaura bhaisikopo risingatyisidzi (Iyo Polar Express), kana kutora chinguva chekutendeseka uye nekugadzirisa izvo zvakavatyisa uye nei zvakanamatira kwavari. Saka ndeipi iyo bhaisikopo rakandigonesa kumuka husiku ndichiridza mhere muchando ziya kwemakore mashoma muhudiki hwangu? chipoko, ane nyeredzi Patrick Fucking Swayze.

Zviripachena ndinofanira kunge ndichiita jee kutenderera kana ndichiudza vanhu chipoko yaive bhaisikopo raindityisa ndiri mudiki. Uye hongu, ini ndinowanzova neiyi hurukuro kana ndichipindura mubvunzo. Saka ngatitorei chikamu chehurukuro chibve munzira:

“Ungave wakakomba sei? chipoko?!?! Iyo iyo iyo Batman / poltergeist Partick Swayze uye pfupi-bvudzi Demi Moore muunganidze pamwechete ivhu here?

"Hongu, ndiye."

"Asi handiyo imwe firimu inodakadza rudo ine fungidziro yemweya yakanga isina tsiye-pasi Whoopi Goldberg achitsvoda Demi Moore?"

“Wow, unorangarira firimu riya zvakanaka. Uyezve, hongu. ”

"Unogona sei kutya iyo bhaisikopo?"

"Izwi rimwe chete: masista."

Ini ndaive nemakore manomwe ekuberekwa pandakatanga kutarisa chipoko nevabereki vangu. Panguva ino ndakanyoresa pachikoro chega cheKaturike chakange chakasungirwa kuchechi yemuno. Pano, mumakore angu ekutanga ekudzidzira, ndakadzidza maABC angu, 123's, uye zvakanyanya kukosha kuti ndaizopisa kugehena. Iyo nzira yechiKaturike. Ona wangu wekutanga giredhi mudzidzisi, Sista Monique, aive akaomarara moto uye nesarufa mukadzi wejira. Mazuva ese aiyeuchidza vadiki vanokanganisa seni kuti chii gehena uye kuti dai tisingaregi kuve madonhwe madiki ndiko kwatingave tichienda; uye ndiwo mazuva andisina kubatwa ndichiita chero mashenanigans. Saka panguva iyo vabereki vangu pavakafunga kuti chingave zano rakanaka kutarisa nyaya yaSwayze uye Moore inodakadza pahusiku hwemamuvhi yemhuri, ndakave nepfungwa yekuti ndaienda kugehena rakanyorwa kumashure kwehuropi hwangu hwemakore manomwe. Ini ndaingova ndisina zvionekwa zvekuenda pamwe nemafungiro. chipoko gadzirisa iro dambudziko.

Ikozvino handisati ndaona firimu kubva panguva ino inonzwisisika muhupenyu hwangu kusvika nhasi, asi kana paine chinhu chimwe chakatsva mupfungwa dzangu, ndipo panofa munhu akaipa mufirimu. Haurangariri? Rega ndimbozorodza ndangariro yako ipapo. Munoona, panofa mukomana akanaka vanowana chiedza chikuru chakajeka pavari, makwaya anoimba, uye anoshanduka kuva mabhora emuchadenga akanaka sezvavanoenda kudenga. Asi kana wanga wakashata, mimvuri isina muviri wekwakabva inobuda murima ichiita kushevedzera kunoshamisa kwemadhimoni. Vanobuda, vokomberedza uye vanorwisa vanhu vakaipa, zvino mimvuri iyi inovakwevera vachikava nekuridza mhere murima. Kugehena. Kamwe kamwe mwana muduku ane makore manomwe akava nechiono chechimwe chinhu chandakanga ndagamuchira sechokwadi asi ndakanga ndisati ndanzwisisa zvizere.

Hazvina kutora nguva kuti zviroto zvinotyisa zvitange zvemadhimoni aya emumvuri achibuda mumakona akasiyana-siyana erima achindidhonzera kugehena. Kazhinji kazhinji ndaivafungira vachibuda pamukova muchivako chaiva pedyo vozoonekwa muimba yangu. Ndichinzwa mhere mhere vachiuya vachindikomba. Kumuka uchiridza mhere asi usingaite ruzha ndizvo zvaingoitika. Tichitarisa kumashure zvinoshamisa izvo fungidziro yechidiki inogona kuita nekakurudziro. Izvi zvakaitika kwekanguva uye pakupedzisira, hope dzakaramba dzichiitika kusvikira rimwe zuva dzamira. Pane imwe nguva panguva iyoyo, ndakawana rudo rwemabhaisikopo anotyisa uye kunyangwe mangani mafirimu anotyisa andinoona hapana akaenderana nekutya kwandainzwa kubva pakuona Ghost. Pamwe imhaka yekuti mumafirimu mazhinji anotyisa unopupurira zvikara zvichikundwa, nepo mune iyi kesi ndanga ndichisangana nedambudziko rekuvapo kwandaive monster uye pakupedzisira kuwana yangu inouya. Kana kuti zvimwe ndaingova mwana ane fungidziro yakanyanyisa.

Mushure mekunyora yakawanda yenyaya ino ndakafunga kutarisa firimu kekutanga mune angangoita makore gumi nemashanu. Ini ndanga ndichitoshamisika kuti yakanaka sei iyo firimu. Iyo yakatenderedza firimu rakanaka. Iyo rongero ndeye yako yekutanga comic bhuku nyaya mutsara. Munhu anofa, haayambuki, anofungidzira kuti yaive mhondi yakarongerwa, kurovedzwa nemweya usina pekugara mashandisiro emasimba matsva emweya, anowana muromo unonzwika padivi, anokunda zvakaipa, uye anoti mafaro ekupedzisira. Chinhu chinonakidza kwandiri ndechekuti chinhu chega chiri kunyatso kufambidzana, padhuze nefashoni, yaive mimvuri. Tichivatarisa izvozvi ivo vane madanana kwazvo vachitarisisa akakosha mhedzisiro uye vanotaridzika kunge mhando yechizi. Dhizaini dhizaini kune rimwe divi ichiri yakanaka chaizvo uye inoshanda, iyo inobatsira kudzikamisa iyo yemazuva mamiriro emumvuri.

Saka nei uchiudza zvese izvi? Ndiri kuedza kuita kutsoropodza kuvimba kwechitendero pamaitiro ekutya here? Ndiri kushora sarudzo yevabereki vangu pahusiku hwemamuvhi? Ndiri kushandisa here simba rekunyora kutarisana nekutya kwevana? Kana kuti ndiri kungoedza kuseka? Kutendeseka, ini handizive. Ini ndaingofunga kuti inogona kunge iri nyaya inonakidza nezve simba uye kutyisa. Zvino zvandave ndakatendeseka: Ndeapi mamwe mafirimu asiri ekutyisa kana mavara akakutyisa iwe semwana?