Ahh… Hezvinoi. Ndakaita zvidimbu zvishoma pane remakes mune inotyisa genre uye kana paine chinhu chimwe chete vazhinji vedu vateveri vanogona kubvumirana pazviri, ndezvekuti akawanda anoyamwa. Cherechedza ndashandisa izwi rekuti "zvizhinji". Ehe, maitiro anogara akafanana kana tikanzwa izwi rekuti "restart" kana "reboot". Kugomera, kugomera, uye kuda kuvhuvhuta ndiani arikumashure akadaro rebooted movie nehasha dzedu uye kurova zvibhakera.

Asi, Dzimwe nguva, isu tinongofanira kuisveta kumusoro uye kupa remake mukana nekuti havagare vachiyamwa. Don't get me wrong apa. Ndagara ndichiti Hollywood inoshandisa remakes kuita mari nekukurumidza pane bhaisikopo rakabudirira riripo. Uye kazhinji kazhinji ndizvo zvazviri. Asi, kune vashoma kunze uko vanoitwa muhungwaru hwakazara uye ndinoshinga kutaura kunyangwe pamusoro pepakutanga. Izvo zviri kutaurwa, iyi rondedzero yandakanyora ingori kubva pamusoro wangu noggin.

Heano gumi ehorror remake asina kuyamwa:

10. Ropa Rangu Valentine 3D (2009)

Izvi, neimwe nzira, shanduro yakavandudzwa yakasundidzira miganhu yokushama, zvepabonde, uye chisimba chinodeura ropa, zvose muchikamu chechitatu chine mbiri. Kana iwe usinganditendi, tarisa vhidhiyo iyi pazasi. Ndakazvipa chisimbiso changu chegore rekutendera.

 

9. Makomo Ane Maziso (2006)

Uku kumwe kudzokororwa kwandainzwa kuti kwakatonyanya kudarika kwepakutanga. The R-yakatemerwa uye ine hutsinye Hills ya2006 yakaunza zhowe zhowe nemafeni anotyisa uye yakapfuudza anopfuura 40 miriyoni pabhokisi hofisi. Imwe sequel yakabuda nguva pfupi yakatevera asi haina kunyatsoenderana neiyo yekutanga kana remake.

 

8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Ndakanga ndichizeza nezvenyaya iyi. Asi ndakashamiswa nemugumisiro wacho. Inobata mashiripiti akafanana neepakutanga here? Kwete mumaonero angu. Asi zvechokwadi inomira zvakanaka nekuchengeta chokwadi kune iyo nyaya, vatambi vakuru, uye nehunyanzvi hwekuita mafirimu emubhaisikopo. Uye ini ndanga ndisingafanire kunzwa kwaFranklin kushungurudza zvakanyanya muchizvarwa chitsva ichi kutora. Ehe… Ndakanga zvakanaka nazvo.

 

7. Ndakapfira Paguva Rako (2010)

Ahh, zvakare iyi remake yakanaka seyekutanga asi iine chitarisiko chakagadziridzwa uye nehutsinye kana husina kupfuura yekutanga. Nyaya yemunyori wemanovhero anopinda musango uye obva pamunhu akabatwa achienda kugamba rinotsiva inoshanda, mune iyi nyaya, nekuda kwekutungamira kukuru uye kuita kwehunyanzvi naSarah Butler.

 

6. Little Shop Yezvinotyisa (1987)

Ok. Chokwadi tekinoroji harisi firimu rinotyisa, asi hey, ndaifanira kuitaura zvine rukudzo. Ndinoreva kuti unotofanira kupenga kusada chirimwa chinoimba chinodya nyama neropa revanhu, handiti? Nerubatsiro rwaJim Henson vanyori vezvidhoma, Audrey 2 akamutswa mune iyi inotyisa-mumhanzi-mumhanzi unoshamisa. Yekutanga yakabuda muna 1960 uye kunyangwe yaive yakanakisa kwenguva yayo; Iyi ndiyo imwe yandinogona kutaura parekodhi inodarika yekutanga.

 

5. Blob (1988)

Iyo Blob ndiyo inofanirwa kunge iri mune chero horror fanatics muunganidzwa. Uku ndiko kumwe kudzokororwa kwakakwanisa kurarama zvinoenderana nekufemerwa kwayo kwanga kuri muono waChuck Russell, umo zita rekuti goo rinorovera. ivhu uye nekukurumidza rinotanga kugaya vagari veguta diki reCalifornia vachiri kukura kusvika pakuenzana. Zvakare kukosha kutaura ndezvekuti imwezve Blob remake iri mumabasa. 

 

4. The Thing (1982)

Icho Chinhu zvirokwazvo chimwe cheakanyanya Sci-Fi-Horror flicks akamboitwa. Iyi vhezheni iyo nyeredzi Kurt Russell inopenya uye yakashata padyo isina kukanganisa. Ini handizive chimwe chekutaura kunze kwekuti kana usati wazviona wotogara pasi uchiona. Right meow. Kwete chaizvo. Rega kuverenga izvi uye enda rega maziso ako anyure mukuratidzira kwehukuru hwaKurt Russell!

 

3. Frankensein (1931)

Ndinoziva izvo vamwe venyu vangave vachifunga. Ndiyo kodzero yekutanga? Zvakaipa! Yekutanga yaive pfupi firimu firimu rakaitwa muna 1910 rakagadzirwa naEdison Studios. Iyo 1931 shanduro inotungamirwa nengano James Whale yakatyora miganhu uye aive piyona mufirimu. Sekuona kwangu, yakavhura nzira yekuti mamwe mafirimu anotyisa atevere mumakwara ayo uye anonyatsokodzera nzvimbo pane iyi runyorwa.

 

2. The Fly (1986)

Chii chandingataure nezve hunyanzvi hwaDavid Cronenberg The Fly? Ndinoreva zvimwe kunze kwekuti ndizvo chete. Imwe remake yekuti ini ndinogona kurevesa zvakachengeteka kupfuura iyo 1958 yekutanga mune gore uye nyaya. Jeff Goldblum anopa kuita kwakanaka se "Brundlefly" uye anotiratidza kana Hollywood ichizogadzirazve firimu, ndiwo maitiro azvinoitwa.

 

1. Dawn Yevakafa (2004)

Imwe firimu ini ndanga ndichingwarira kuve sekuti ndiri sei muhombe weRomero uye zombie fan. Apo bhaisikopo rakauya pachiratidziro muna 2004, ndakarohwa nehana. Zvakawanda zvekuti, zvekuti ndakapotsa ndapinda muropa nemwana wangu wekutanga kubva mukufara kwakanyanya uye nerdgasms yezombie. Iyo inoshamisa yakakosha mhedzisiro yakabatanidzwa neanotaridzika zombies uye inopenya yakakandwa yakaita kuti firimu iri rive rinonakidza. Kunyangwe iyo yakasiyana zvakanyanya pane yekutanga, yakakodzera kutarisa uye zvigunwe zviviri kubva pane iyi yakafara.