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Ongorora: "Iye Anouraya" ndeyeHilarious Unofanira Kuona!

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9 makore apfuura

August 10, 2015

Kuseka. Zvinosemesa. Kunakidzwa segehena rese.

Kubva kuna Ron Bonk kunouya kanenge kakanyatsourayiwa grindhouse inotyisa / komedhi firimu, Iye Anouraya. Nyeredzi Jennie Russo semunhu anotungamira Sadie, Iye Anouraya inotora iyo yemuviri inotyisa genre kune inosemesa nyowani nhanho, kugadzira mazino tarisa kunge Disney Channel bhaisikopo. Ini nguva pfupi yadarika ndakave nemufaro wekuiona isati yaburitswa.

Mutsara kubva pakuongorora kwepamberi unoverengwa seinotevera:

“Hupenyu hwaSadie hunoparadzwa apo chikwata chine hutsinye chinonzi 'The Toucher' chinomukomberedza nekuda kwekufungidzira kwavo kwakashata mushure mekumupupurira asina kupfeka asi asina mhosva akashama mumunda uri pedyo. Pahusiku hwemuchato wake, vanomurwisa iye nemurume wake Edwin, vachivaitira hutsinye. Asi panguva yekurwiswa, mhandara muroora anowana chakavanzika chine njodzi pamusoro pemuviri wake - iye akatukwa neanozivikanwa 'Fire Crotch,' mamiriro apo Satani akaisa chirevo kumukadzi wake. Mushure mekushanyira shamwari yake yekushopera Casparella, nzvimbo yekunyepedzera inoedzwa panyama yake nyama, asi zvinongopedzisira kuvhura masimba akavanzika akavanzika mukati make. Ronda rake remakoko rinova rinouraya, chombo chake chakaipisisa munyota yake yekutsiva maToucher nekurwa kwake nevarume vane ruchiva kwese kwese! ”

Wow. Ehe, iwe unoverenga izvo chaizvo. Iyi firimu nezve a ane mhondi nyini. Yakazara nemitengo yezvinhu zvakachipa zvinoshanda (iyo bhaisikopo inodhura chete $ 8,000 kuita) uye nzira dzakapusa dzekuita iyo genitalia yechikadzi chombo chekuparadza kwakawanda, uku kunamatwa kwakashata kunonoka '70's grindhouse mafirimu anobudirira mukukungidzira kwete iwe chete, asi zvakare kutsemura iwe iyo nguva yese. Kana David Wain naMichael Showalter we Wet Hot American Summer mukurumbira wakasarudza kuita spoof pamhando yekushandisa, zvingangoita senge Iye Anouraya. Iko kuseka kuri pamusoro uye kusetsa; Ini ndakadzidza akati wandei matsva akakomba mazwi akashata echikadzi. Iko kuita, kune izvo firimu iri, kunoshanda zvinoshamisa. Iyo corny nhaurirano inoshanda mushe kuti ikwane mukati meiyo genre, ingangoita kuti iwe unetseke kana iri bhaisikopo raive zvechokwadi kubva panguva iyo iri kutora mareferenzi kubva.

Zvichida hazvishamise kubva kutsananguro yekuti bhaisikopo iri rinogumbura. Zvakanyanya, zvekuti kana mbwanana yangu payakandimbundikira pamakumbo angu kuti inyengerere pandakaona kuongorora, ndakanzwa zvakaipa kuva nechinhu chinotapira chisina mhosva ichi kupupurira firimu iri ndokumuendesa mune imwe kamuri. Mvura dzemuviri dzinobhururuka dzakasununguka mukati mefirimu uye bonde rinotekeshera kazhinji mufirimu rese. Jennie Russo mutambi uyo zviri pachena kuti akasununguka kuve akashama pafirimu, uye ini handizonyunyute nezve izvo zvishoma. Zviitiko zverufu zvine hunyanzvi uye zvinoshandisa mushe mhedzisiro yavaive nayo, ichichengetedza yakanakisa uye yakasarudzika yeyekupedzisira kuuraya, izvo zvinokusiya iwe uchiseka uchinyunyuta nekunyadziswa kwazvose.

"Uri kundiudza kuti masharubu angu haasi kutonhorera !?"

"Uri kundiudza kuti masharubu angu haanetsi !?"

Iwo maTouch zvakangotyisa semunhu mukuru wemufirimu. Mutungamiri wechikwata ichi, Dirk, mutambo wemamwe masharubu asingatendeseki enguva dzese, anodzikira pamutsipa wake, anodarika nepachipfuva chake otenderera paminyatso yake, ese akabatana. Akatonhorera, ane hukasha, ndiye murume, uye haudi kukanganiswa neane simba Dirk. Zvakare, anotakura akatakura bhegi remaronda anotonhora akaomeswa kuti amedze. Zvakanaka. Mamwe ese ensemble akakurisa zvakare, uye iwe unofanirwa kupa mabhonasi mapoinzi kune hombe goon Bhuruu yekuve neLeatherface portrait paruoko rwake.

Kuvhara mukati maminetsi gumi nemana, iyo bhaisikopo inoita senge inodhonza zvishoma dzimwe nguva, iine chiitiko chedisco icho chakaenderera kune izvo zvaiita senge zvekusingaperi. Neraki, pese panenge paine runyararo mufirimu chimwe chinhu chingasetsa kana chinosemesa (kana zvese zviri zviviri) chinouya kumusoro pakarepo uye unokanganwa nezve chero chiitiko chakanzwa kureba. Hilarity yeiri yese inodzikunura iyi firimu kubva kune chero chinhu chinonzwa sekunge chave kukwevera pamusoro.

Zvese muzvese, Iye Anouraya Iyo inosemesa uye inosetsa firimu asi kwete yevasina kusimba moyo. Iyi zvirokwazvo bhaisikopo inoda kuti ionekwe kuti inotendwa. Space exorcisms. Nhema Jesu. Zvekurwa. Kuuraya vaginas. Kuputika kwepenisi. Izvo zvese zviripo.

Ndakasvika kumugadziri wemafirimu Ron Bonk ndikaona kuti bhaisikopo richaburitswa kumitambo nemitambo munaGunyana, kuburitswa Blu-Ray, Dvd, uye VHS (!!!) kutenderera munaKurume kana Kubvumbi 2016. Unogona kushanyira zviri pamutemo Facebook peji kuti uzvichengete iwe uchigadziriswa pano.

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Welcome to Hongu kana Kwete vhiki nevhiki mini positi pamusoro pezvandinofunga kuti inhau dzakanaka uye dzakaipa munharaunda inotyisa yakanyorwa muzvidimbu zvekurumwa. Izvi ndezvevhiki yaMay 5 kusvika May 10.

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Muhunhu Hwechisimba akaita mumwe munhu panguva Chicago Vatsoropodzi Firimu Fest kuongorora. Ndekekutanga gore rino kuti mutsoropodzi arware ari mufirimu rakanga risiri blumhouse firimu.

Kwete:

Runyararo Runyararo inodhonza kunze kwekugadzirisa of Tiza Kubva kuNew York. Darn, taida kuona Nyoka ichiedza kutiza imba yakakiyiwa iri kure izere ne “mapengo” eNew York City.

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A itsva Twisters trailer dropped, ichinangidzira ngwariro pamasimba ane simba echisiko anoparadza mataundi okumaruwa. Iyo yakanaka imwe nzira yekuona vanokwikwidza vachiita zvimwe chete panhau dzemuno mukati megore rino remutungamiri wenhau.

Kwete:

mugadziri Bryan Fuller anofamba kubva A24's Chishanu 13th series Musasa Crystal Lake achiti studio yaida kuenda "nenzira dzakasiyana." Mushure memakore maviri ebudiriro yeanotyisa akateedzana zvinoita sekunge nzira isingasanganisire mazano kubva kuvanhu vanonyatsoziva zvavanotaura nezve: mafeni mune subreddit.

Museve:

Pakupedzisira, Murume Akareba kubva kuPhantasm iri kuwana zvake zvake Funko Pop! Zvakaipa kwazvo kambani yematoyi iri kutadza. Izvi zvinopa chirevo chitsva kumutsara une mukurumbira waAngus Scrimm kubva mubhaisikopo: “Unotamba mutambo wakanaka…asi mutambo wapera. Iye zvino unofa!”

Kwete:

Mambo wenhabvu Travis Kelce anojoinha mutsva Ryan Murphy horror project semutambi anotsigira. Akatsikirirwa zvakanyanya kupfuura kuzivisa Dahmer's Emmy mukundi Niecy Nash-Betts chaizvoizvo kuwana kutungamirira.

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2 mazuva apfuura

Dai 11, 2024

Ryan T. Cusick

Pane chimwe chinhu nezve clown chinogona kumutsa manzwiro ekutyisa kana kusagadzikana. Clown, ane maitiro ekuwedzera uye kunyemwerera-kwependi, akatobviswa kubva pachitarisiko chemunhu. Kana inoratidzwa nenzira yakaipa mumabhaisikopo, inogona kumutsa manzwiro ekutya kana kusagadzikana nekuti inotenderera munzvimbo iyoyo isingagadzike pakati pevakajaira uye vasina kujaira. Kushamwaridzana kwemaclowns nekusava nemhosva kwehuduku uye mufaro kunogona kuita kuti kuratidzwa kwavo sevakaipa kana zviratidzo zvekutyisa zvakanyanya kushungurudza; kungonyora izvi uye kufunga nezvemaclowns kuri kuita kuti ndinzwe kusagadzikana. Vazhinji vedu tinogona kuenderana kune mumwe nemumwe kana zvasvika kune kutya kwevaropi! Pane firimu idzva reclown riri pamusoro, Clown Motel: 3 Nzira dzekuenda kuGehena, iyo inovimbisa kuva neuto remifananidzo inotyisa uye inopa matani eropa reropa. Tarisa kuburitswa kwenhau pazasi, uye gara wakachengeteka kubva kune idzi clowns!

Iyo Clown Motel yakatumidza zita rekuti "Inotyisa Motel muAmerica," iri mutaundi rakanyarara reTonopah, Nevada, rine mukurumbira pakati pevanotyisa vanofarira. Iyo inozvikudza isingagadzike clown theme inopinda masendimita ese ekunze kwayo, nzvimbo yekutandarira, uye makamuri evaenzi. Iri mhiri kweguva rakaparara kubva kutanga kwema1900s, iyo motel's eerie ambiance inokwidziridzwa nekuva pedyo kwayo nemakuva.

Clown Motel yakaburitsa bhaisikopo rayo rekutanga, Clown Motel: Midzimu Inomuka, kumashure muna 2019, asi ikozvino tave kuenda kune yechitatu!

Director uye Munyori Joseph Kelly adzoka pazviri zvakare Clown Motel: 3 Nzira dzekuenda kuGehena, uye vakaparura zvavo zviri pamutemo mushandirapamwe unoenderera mberi.

Clown Motel 3 inovavarira hombe uye ndeimwe yema network makuru evanotyisa franchise vatambi kubvira 2017 Death House.

Clown Motel inosuma vatambi kubva ku:

Halloween (1978) - Tony Moran - anozivikanwa nebasa rake saMichael Myers akafumurwa.

NeChishanu iyo 13th (1980) - Ari Lehman - mudiki wepakutanga Jason Voorhees kubva kune yekutanga "Chishanu The 13th" firimu.

A Nightmare paElm Street Zvikamu 4 & 5 - Lisa Wilcox - anoratidza Alice.

The Exorcist (1973) – Elieen Dietz – Pazuzu Dhimoni.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) - Brett Wagner - uyo aive nekuuraya kwekutanga mufirimu se "Kemper Kill Leather Face.'

Mhere Zvikamu 1 & 2 - Lee Waddell - anozivikanwa nekutamba iyo yekutanga Ghostface.

Imba ye1000 Corpses (2003) - Robert Mukes - anozivikanwa nekutamba Rufus padivi paSheri Zombie, Bill Moseley, uye mushakabvu Sid Haig.

Poltergeist Zvikamu 1 & 2-Oliver Robins, anozivikanwa nebasa rake semukomana akatyisidzirwa neanosekesa pasi pemubhedha muPoltergeist, zvino achapeta script sezvo matafura anotendeuka!

WWD, yava kuzivikanwa seWWE - Wrestler Al Burke anojoinha mutsara!

Iine mutsara wengano dzinotyisa uye dzakagadzirirwa kuAmerica's Most terrifying motel, uku kurota kunoitika kune vateveri vemafirimu anotyisa kwese kwese!

***Clown Motel: 3 Nzira dzekuenda kuGehena***

Chii chinonzi clown bhaisikopo pasina ma clown chaiwo ehupenyu, zvakadaro? Kujoinha iyo firimu ndiRelik, VillyVodka, uye, hongu, Mischief - Kelsey Livengood.

Special Effects ichaitwa naJoe Castro, saka iwe unoziva kuti gore richave rine ropa rakanaka!

Vashoma vevatambi vanodzoka vanosanganisira Mindy Robinson (VHS, Range 15), Mark Hoadley, Ray Guiu, Dave Bailey, DieTrich, Bill Victor Arucan, Denny Nolan, Ron Russell, Johnny Perotti (Hammy), Vicky Contreras. Kuti uwane rumwe ruzivo nezve firimu, shanya Clown Motel's official Facebook Peji.

Kuita kudzoka mumafirimu emhando uye ichangobva kuziviswa nhasi, Jenna Jameson achange achijoinhawo kudivi rema clown. Uye fungidzira chii? Kamwe-mu-mu-mu-hupenyu mukana wekubatana naye kana mashoma ezvidhori anotyisa pane seti yebasa rezuva rimwe! Rumwe ruzivo runogona kuwanikwa pane Clown Motel's Campaign peji.

**Mutambi Jenna Jameson anojoinha vatambi.**

Mushure mezvose, ndiani asingadi kuurayiwa nemufananidzo?

Vagadziri Vagadziri Joseph Kelly, Dave Bailey, Mark Hoadley, Joe Castro

Vagadziri Nicole Vegas, Jimmy Star, Shawn C. Phillips, Joel Damian

Clown Motel 3 Nzira dzekuenda kuGehena yakanyorwa uye inotungamirwa naJoseph Kelly uye inovimbisa musanganiswa wekutyisa uye neshungu.

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Dai 10, 2024

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Kusimuka kubva kumasuweji, dhonza mutambi uye anotyisa bhaisikopo anofarira Elvirus chaiyo akatora vateveri vake kuseri kwezviitiko zve MAX dzakatevedzana Kugamuchirwa kuna Derry murwendo rwega runopisa-seti. Iyo showa yakarongerwa kuburitswa imwe nguva muna 2025, asi zuva rakasimba harisati ratarwa.

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Kugamuchirwa kuna Derry ndiyo prequel series kune director Andrew Muschietti's zvikamu zviviri zvakagadziriswa zveMambo It. Iwo akatevedzana anonakidza pakuti haasi chete nezve It, asi vanhu vese vanogara muDerry - iyo inosanganisira mamwe mavara emifananidzo kubva kuna King ouvre.

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Tarisa pazasi uye tizivise zvaunofunga. Uye urikutarisira kune iyo MAX yakatevedzana Kugamuchirwa kuna Derry?