Svondo rapfuura takakurukura nezvemabhaisikopo mashanu ekutanga anotyisa aungazorarama zvachose, nekuti, ngatizvitarisei, vazhinji vedu taisazova mumwe wevashoma mavara akasiiwa ari mupenyu pakupera kwemafirimu atinoda anotyisa. Vhiki rino tinotarisa seti yechipiri yemafirimu mashanu anotyisa ayo, nekuda kweruzivo rwako rwemufirimu rinotyisa, uye pfungwa dzakajairika, ungangopfuura nekuona magumo anofadza kana kupera kwausina kurohwa zvinotyisa, kudyiwa, kana kubayiwa.

Yambira: vamwe vapambi vechiedza vanotevera.

The Ring (2002):

 

Iyi yakanaka chaizvo:

Shamwari: Unofanirwa kuona vhidhiyo yakapenga iyi!

Iwe: Zvakanaka, ndinotumira iyo link.

Shamwari: Aiwa, iyi inotyisa, isina kunyorwa VHS tepi.

Iwe: (Kuputika nekuseka) VHS tepi? Ndine urombo Balki Bartokomous, ini handina VCR. Handigoni kutenda kuti uchine tepi inoridza… tepi inoridza inoshanda!

Shamwari:….

Iwe: Iwe wakadaro chikwambo. Ah hei, iwe unofanirwa kuuya kana wapedza basa, ini ndichangowana yangu nyowani yekukomberedza kurira yakasungirirwa muHDTV yangu nePS4. Usatombo kunetseka zvakadaro, isu tichaona chimwe chinhu kubva kuma1980 paNetflix saka unonzwa uri pamba.

Chokwadi, shamwari yako yakafa mukati mevhiki kubva mukutyisidzirwa nekusurukirwa, kutsamwa, uye chibhokisi (verenga mabhuku vanhu), asi iwe uchapona nekuti iwe wakafanana nevazhinji vedzimwe nyika dzekumadokero uye une disc chete. vatambi uye mavhidhiyo ekutepfenyura masevhisi. Ini ndinofunga kana uchine VCR yekare, ndeye izvo zvinotyisa zvinotyisa zvaunoda izvo zvisati zviri paDVD/Blu-ray parizvino. Kuda Muvezi...(iwe unoziva, nekuti anovaka kutya).

kupenya (1980):

Iyi zvirokwazvo firimu rinotyisa iro vazhinji vaizorarama. Kunze kwevatatu vatatu vanonyanya kutaurwa, vaviri vacho vanozviita kuti vabude mufirimu vari vapenyu, saka tiri kutarisa, pakaipa, pfuti mbiri kana imwe yekupfuura kupenya kushungurudzika, asi zvisina kukuvara. Zvisinei, pane zvinhu zvishoma zvinganyatso kugadzirisa kusagadzikana kwako kana iwe uri iwe iyo Inotarisa Hotera inoedza kupenga.

Kutanga, kana uri chidhakwa chiri kunaya neroorano iri kunetseka uye mwanakomana muduku ari kuona chiremba wepfungwa nemhaka yokuti zvimwe ane ESP, mwedzi mitanhatu yokuzviparadzanisa ingangove isiri pfungwa yakanakisisa kwauri. Unoda kunyora novel munguva yechando? OK, wakambofunga nezvekugadzira imba yekunyorera kumba kana kutora basa rinokubvumidza kunyora risingade kuti uve wega? Somuenzaniso, murindi weusiku pafekitari yeshangu; kune vanhu vashomanana kunze uko vachapaza kuzoba shangu munguva yechando: matanho ekupinda mufekitari isimbi uye havana shangu.

Zvakanaka, ngatiti iwe uchatora basa (zvakare, netarisiro nehukama hwakasimba), huya nezvimwe zvinhu newe kuti uchengetedze fivha yekabhini. Kana tikafuratira zvese zvingatibatsira kuti tirambe takangwara nhasi, semitambo yemavhidhiyo, malaptop, nharembozha, iPods, e-readers nezvimwe uye toshanda kubva pane zvaivepo panguva iyoyo, avo vakapihwa njere vangafunga kumberi vounza zvimwe. crossword puzzle books, jigsaw puzzles, hobbies, mhizha, nemitambo yebhodhi. kupenya ingadai iri bhaisikopo rakasiyana zvachose dai mhuri yakatamba maDungeons nemaDragons kaviri pasvondo kuti vadzokezve:

"Tony anoti anokanda fireball pane yaive-zizi"

"Inorova 18 kukuvara, waita zvakanaka Tony"

"Thanks, Mr. Torrance".

Haufariri mitambo yebhodhi here? Tarisa TV muimba yako yekutandarira uye uuye neVCR ine bhokisi rematepi kuitira kana pasina chabatidzwa. Knit. Ita 3000-chidimbu jigsaw puzzle yeUniversal Movie Monsters. Gehena, tora kuyambuka-nyika skiing; Vimba neni, kana iwe uchipedza mangwanani kuyambuka-nyika skiing, zvisinei kuti Lloyd anoti chii, iwe unenge wanyanya kuneta kuuraya mhuri yako.

Zvichisiya zvakadaro, ngatiti uchiri kumanikidzwa nemidzimu kuita zvakaipa kumhuri yako. Usati wabata demo, ingoshanda kuti udzivise Kamuri 237 uye zvimwe zvipoko zviri kukumanikidza (rangarira zvakataurwa naamai: “Kana vari kukumanikidza kuita chimwe chinhu chausingadi kuita, hadzisi shamwari dzako” ) uye taura nevanhu vawakauya navo. Apa ndipo apo hukama hwakanaka uhwu hunonyatso bhadhara sezvo iwe uchigona kudzikama uye kuzvidzosera kumashure muchokwadi nekutora nguva yekutaura navo pamusoro pezvinhu zvisina tsarukano, sekuti vanofanira kubatana newe sei kuyambuka-nyika skiing, kana kuti wakaipa sei iwe zvese. yeropa-tsvuku uye chena yokugezera pamba.

Iyo Blair Witch Project (1999) & Mazhinji eakawanikwa Mafirimu Mafirimu:

Iyi pfungwa yakajairika "kupona bhaisikopo rinotyisa" rinoshanda kune ese "akawanikwa-tsoka" anotyisa firimu kunze uko:

Isa. Iyo kamera. Pasi.

Iwe unobva wabatsirika, uye makumi mapfumbamwe nemashanu muzana ungangopona chero mamiriro awakazviwana uri, pane kutsamwisa kune avo vari kuedza kubata nemamiriro ezvinhu. Chokwadi, zvinogona kusakubatsira iwe kurarama zvakanyanya sekusava neyako VCR, kana kudzidza kuita whittle, kubva pano zvichienda mberi Blair Witch Mamiriro ezvinhu angada kuti uve nehungwaru uye humwe hunyanzvi hwekufamba mumutsara wakatwasuka, asi pane imwe nguva, yave nguva yekuisa kamera kure uye kutarisa pakubuda musango.

Kana, toti uri kugadzira firimu re zombie uye kamwe kamwe kubuda kwe zombie chaiyo kunotanga (zvakare, sezvandakataura muChikamu Chekutanga, vazhinji vedu takafa mukubuda kwe zombie, asi namatirai neni pane izvi): isa kamera pasi uye utarise. pakubatsira shamwari dzako kuti dzirambe dziri vapenyu. Batsira boka nekugadzira zvombo, kurova mamwe zombies mumusoro, kana kufunga imwe post 'zombie uraya' puns. Chaizvoizvo, chero chinhu chiri nani pane kumira 10 tsoka kure nemunhu wese achiti: "wow" uye "chii chiri kuitika?" Unoziva here kuti ungaziva sei zviri kuitika, kamera mukomana? Nekuita zvinhu. Panguva iyoyo, chaizvo ndoda kupa hunyanzvi hwako hwekunongedza pazvinhu uye kunongedzera maZombi ari kuuya kune ako inobatsira chaizvo shamwari, ndiani achakuitira iwe. Zvino imi mose mune mukana uri nani wekubuda imomo muri vapenyu kupfuura zvamungangoita kana mukaramba muchiteedzera zvinhu uye muchishevedzera zvirevo zviri pachena.

Pakupera kwezuva, kune vazhinji vedu "kuenda kunovhima varoyi" kana "kuferefeta varoyi mumasango" ikozvino kodhi yemabiko emusango. Pamwe vadzidzi ivavo vakangorasika nekutsamwirana nekuti vakapotsa hasha, uye vanoramba vachivhundutswa nevana vakadhakwa vakaziva kuti 'vagadziri vemafirimu' ava vashaya mutambo uye vakasarudza kuvavhundutsira pane dare revanopembera, mhute yakadhakwa, usacharangarira zvakare. Izvo zvine musoro sechinhu chero chipi zvacho chiri mukati Iyo Blair Witch Chirongwa.

The Exorcist (1974):

Iwe unogona kupona zvachose imwe yeakanakisa (kana asiri iwo akanakisa) mafirimu anotyisa akamboitwa nenzira iyi:

Usabatwa nemweya Pazuzu.

Funga nezvazvo, zvisinei nekuti iyi ichiri firimu rakanakisa rekudzinga mweya, hapana, uye rimwe remafirimu anotyisa akamboitwa, pane vanhu vaviri chete vane mweya. Mumwe chete wavo anofa, uye mumwe anofa ndiye muprista mukuru anoedza kudzinga dhimoni racho, izvo chero zvazvingava, zvimwe unenge usiri kuzozviita.

Nekuda kwekupokana ipapo, ngatitii vanhu vaviri vanourawa nekuda kweiyo in Iye Exorcist. Huwandu hwepasirese hwaive neanosvika mabhiriyoni mana muna 4, zvinoreva kuti une mukana we1974% wekufa.

Statistically, iwe une mukana uri nani (0.000024%) wekudyiwa nevanopenga, hamsters aSatani.

Chipfuyo Chemari (1989):

Zvakanaka, unogara mutaundi rakanaka, diki nemhuri yako kuti utize kubva muguta guru uye unoshamwaridzana nemunhu ane mutsa, asi mukweguru ane mutsa anogara muguta uye anokuyambira kuti panogona kunge paine chinhu chinoshamisa pamusoro pemakuva (unoziva , nechiperengo chisina kujeka chinoita kuti chiite sechinyakare) chakarongwa munzvimbo inovigwa zvizvarwa zveAmerica. Chokwadi, pamwe haumutendi pakutanga, wobva wasangana nevakafa vako, iye zvino zombie mudzidzi anokuyambira nezvechinhu chimwe chete.

Murume / Mukadzi wesainzi ndiwe? Zvakanaka, iwe hautendi zvese izvi zvemashura "mumbo-jumbo". Ipapo ngatiti katsi remwanasikana wako rinorohwa nemotokari uye iwe unofunga: “hazvo, zviri pachena kuti iyi nzvimbo yekuviga yeMicmac ndiyo nzvimbo yekuiviga: tarisai zvimwe zvinhu zvese zvakavigwa pano! Uye, kana (chikasekwa) chikadzokera kuhupenyu (chinonoka), saka handifanire kutenga katsi nyowani ndoita seChechi (ndiro zita rekati Chipfuyo Chemari) ".

Zvakanaka, kati yakadzoka, uye ingori yakaipa nguva zhinji, saka hazvisi izvo wo zvakaipa… uye zvino ndine uyu mwanakomana akafa…

Uri kuona here kwairi kuenda? Pane imwe nguva, zvichida yava nguva yokurega kuviga zvinhu mumakuva iwayo kuti uone zvinoitika. Chii ichocho? Hapana chinoitika here ukarega kuviga zvinhu kunobva huipi hwose? Ah zvakakwana, fungidzira kuti unogona kungodzokera kubasa.

Pakupedzisira, ndinoda kufunga kuti munhu ane ruzivo sewe angagamuchira chokwadi chekuti munhu wese ari kukuudza kuti usaite chinhu chimwe chete chakatokanganisa zvakanyanya kune wese wese (kudzidza kubva munhoroondo, saka haufanirwe kuzvidzokorora) uye kusuwa nokuda kwenjodzi yako uye/kana kufamba. Unoziva here kuti madhorobha mangani, anoyevedza aripo here? Tsvaga imwe kana wagadzirira kuedza uye kutanga patsva. Kutora taundi kwausingazoedzwe kutamba Mwari uye kuedza uye kumutsa mwanakomana wako akafa uye / kana mukadzi ipfungwa yakanaka nguva dzose.

Kana iwe usingakwanise kupfuudza iwo mukana; kushungurudzika kwako kwakanyanya, kana kuti wapenga zvishoma uine tariro uye kusuruvara kudzikiswa nekati kiyi inochengeta iyo inoramba ichirwisa vanhu uye chirongwa chako ndechekuti urambe uchiviga hama dzakafa ipapo kusvikira mumwe wavo adzoka zvakanaka, zvakanaka. Zvirinani tenga pfuti:

Iwe: Iwe wakaipa uye unopenga?

Undead hama: Kwete

Iwe: Zvino banga racho nderei?

Undead hama: I… made brownies… for you…

Iwe: Uye varipi?

Undead Hama: Uhhhh...

* BLAM *

Ipapo unogona kuvaviga zvakare uye uone izvo zvinodzoka panguva ino; minwe yakayambuka!

Ndivo vese vanhu gumi! Ndizivise zvaunofunga nezvekuva neyakajeka tsvuku yekugezera, VCR (uye izvo zvauchiri kuona pairi), kana kana paine anotyisa mafirimu kunze uko iwe aunofunga kuti uchapona zvachose mune zvakataurwa pazasi.