Dzvene gehena, pekutangira? "Last Call" yakatanga nemontage yeDelta ndokupedzisa neDelta, ndokundisiya ndichiti… unoziva chii? Ingozvitora Bubbles.

Ita iyo "Ah yangu (pink) fuck."

Kwemari yangu, ichi chaisangova chikamu chakazara kwazvo che "Ash vs Zvakaipa Vakafa" kusvika zvino, asiwo chakanakisa. Zvakawanda zvakaitika mumaminitsi makumi matatu zvekuti zvaive zvisingakwanise kuenderana nazvo. Nezvo zvakati, handisati ndambove ndakakomba pandinopa kuti kana usati waona "Kudanwa Kwekupedzisira," tunga muswe uye udzoke mushure mekunge uine, nekuti iyo chaiyo tsananguro yevaparadzi yakamirira. Uye nditende, ichi chikamu chimwe chete chauchazoda kusangana nacho nemeso matsva.

Kuenda ku “Rwendo Rwokupedzisira.”

Kunyangwe mitsara miviri yenyaya yakamhanya ichipfuura, isu tichavhuna episode muzvikamu zvitatu.

THE DELTA

Ash's (Bruce Campbell) mota yanga iinaye kuburikidza neyakaonda uye yakatetepa (kazhinji yakatetepa), asi ngatizvitarisei, The King ainyanya kunetsekana nekutevera pasi yaaida kutasva pane kudzoreredza iyo Necronomicon. Izvo zvakati, 'Kufona kwekupedzisira "yaive nezvakawanda zvakachengeterwa vana vakasarudza kubaya chiratidzo chisina kubatanidzwa chefranchise.

Zvinoita pasina kutaura kuti chiitiko chiri kumashure chemberi hachina kutyora chisimbiso pane chero chinhu mumota chaimo, asi iyo lass payakawana bhuku rinotaridzika rinotaridzika pasi pevhu, zvinhu zvakaenda munzira isina kumboonekwa mu zvakaipa Dead zvakasikwa. Vakafa vakadaidzwa, mhedzisiro yacho yaive isiri iyo yejongwe-gobbler iyo fuck-mukomana mbavha yaitarisira.

Takapihwa rubatsiro rwakakura rweDelta saChristine.

Kuidaidza kunoshamisa kungave kushaya basa, nekuti zvaive zvakanyanya kupfuura izvo. Mwana waAsh akaisa magonhi nemahwindo pakakiya pasi ndokuenda kunovhima, kusvika kune iyo inosvitsa rufu chiitiko chatakanzwa zvakanyanya nezvacho apo Starz Channel yaive hyping Mwaka 2. Ingo ziva kuti yaive yega yega epic sekushambadza uyezve mamwe, ndatenda pasina chikamu chidiki kune wink diki kubva kuredhiyo. Kana iwe waona iyo episode, iwe unoziva zvandiri kutaura nezvazvo, uye wakaseka zvinonzwika nevamwe vedu vakafa Misoro.

Chikara chine mavhiri mana hachina kupedzwa kukuvadza asi, asi zvimwe pane izvo gare gare.

KELLY

Isu tese tinoziva kuti Mai Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo) chero chinhu asi musikana ari mukutambudzika. Kelly akasimba-chishuwo, akaomarara sezvipikiri uye ane shungu dzekurwadzisa kurwadziwa kwake kune Vakafa zvekuti kumuti kusashivirira kwaisazove kutambanudza. Nekudaro, pining yake yakazoguma yapera mushure mekukurukurirana naPablo (Ray Santiago) kubhawa uko chirongwa chaAsh chaive chekuti vese vaparty varatidze uye mukuita, vaunze Delta neNecronomicon chaipo pamusuwo wavo weboka.

Pablito paakange achikurudzira Kelly kuti haadi zvinhu zvakaita semukomana, basa kana imba kutsanangura kukosha kwake, zvakadyara mhodzi iyo Kelly yaida kumira kumirira otanga kuita. Ruby (Lucy Lawless) anomuwana akagara uye achinwa pamharadzano uye anoita imwe hurukuro chaiyo. Semazuva ese, Ruby anoregedza pfungwa uye akagovana kuti panguva yese iyi anga achiuya kuAsh, aive Kelly aifanira kunge achitsvaga. Ashamiswa pakutanga (asi achinyatso kufadzwa), Kelly anongoti "Zvakanaka, handei tinouraya vana vako."

Kudzokera kune yakaipa iyo pa-screen kuuraya iyo yakavimbiswa uye kuunzwa, nekuti DeLorenzo akacherekedza pane inopfuura imwe chiitiko icho iye naLawless vaizobatana kwenguva yakati yemusikana, Kuparadzwa kwekufa mwaka uno, kuitira kuti chimedu chiduku chegoridhe rakakangwa hachigone kuwedzera kumberi mumugwagwa.

MAMIRIYONI MAMIRIYONI EDHORA

Brock (Lee Majors) nevamwe vaviri vevachembera vakaita nzira yavo kuenda kubhawa rimwechete kwaive kwakakwidibira Ash nevateveri vake, izvo zvakatanga zviitiko zvakateedzana. Vamwe vane rombo rakanaka, vamwe kwete zvakanyanya.

Kutanga, murume mukuru anoita imwe Samsquanch rejisheni (diki diki kudzoka kuBubbs kumusoro) uye anowana izvo zvandinogona kungorondedzera seyakakokwa kuenda Trump paRuby. Mushure memashoko nemwanakomana wake, vaviri vacho vanofunga kubata zvinhu sevarume. Pablo akataura kuti vataure, iwe unoziva, sevakuru, asi vakomana veWilliam vakasarudza kugadzirisa zvinhu sezvinoitwa nevakomana - pane mhomho yenzombe. Nguva dzakadai ingori mashiripiti nekuti kutarisa Majors 'nekuzvikudza kumeso kwekutsvinya kumeso uye nzira kuvakadzi kwakafanana nekusvetukira muDeLorean uye nekuona Ash achiruka mawebhu ake makore makumi maviri mumugwagwa.

Brock anotora korona uye anotuka mukomana wake nekutora mwanasikana wake Cheryl kubva kwaari, obva atora jongwe-gobbler (uyo akaita nzira yake kubva kumashure kwechigaro cheDelta kuenda kubhawa) neruoko uye muchimbuzi, icho chakamisa chikuru stall bonde chiitiko ichi divi reScarface.

Vhiki rapera Ini ndakabata pamusoro pekuti Pablo naKelly vanoramba vachikura nekukura sevanyori, uye "Yekupedzisira Kudana" yakavakirwa pane izvo chete. Ruoko rwerudyi rwaAsh rwakarova chinwiwa kubva muruoko rwaJefe uye pasina zvirevo akataura kuti yaive nguva yekumira kuzvinzwira tsitsi uye kuratidza baba vake murume waakange ave chaiye, vese vaine simba rekuonekana-ku-Brujo tune kubva Mwaka 1 ichitamba pasi. Ivo vaviri vakatora kuti jongwe-gobbler (ndine hurombo, zvinongonakidza kwazvo kuenda kune imwe rondedzero) aive akafa, izvo zvaireva kuti yaive nguva yekuvhara kana kuvhara.

Ash akaponesa zuva uye Brock akazopedzisira aziva kuti mushure memakore anopfuura makumi matatu ekurwadziwa pamoyo uye kuora mwoyo, yaive nguva yekuziva kunekuti mwanakomana wake akura kuva murume anoremekedzwa. Iyi franchise hainyatso kukweretesa kune inobata nguva, asi Campbell naMajors vanowana izvo zvingangorondedzerwa sekushushikana kwemanzwiro kwete kamwe asi kaviri mukati mehafu yeawa.

Brock akatove nechakavanzika chaizozunza Ash kune hwaro hwake, asi iwe uchayeuka kuti kutsamwa kweDelta kwanga kusati kwapera, handiti?

TAKATAURA…?

Isu takazopedzisira taziviswa kuna Ash's hudiki chum Chet (Ted Raimi) uye zvaive zvakakodzera kumirira. Raimi matombo echando echando uye ingori yekutsvaira barkeep inopa mazano uye hurukuro dzepep (yekuda kwetemu iri nani) uchidonhedza pfuti uye pinki husiku hwese. Chero basa richaitwa naRaimi pamusoro pezvikamu zvinomwe zvekupedzisira, handikwanise kumirira nekuti murume uyu anoseka, ane imwe chemakemikari epasi rose naCampbell uye vashoma madhiri mumhando iyi vanodanidzira semurume aive Henrietta.

MIBVUNZO

• Kune ese mafiraya "Ekupedzisira Kufona" aifanira kupa, keteni harisati raenda kumusoro pane chikuru kuratidza. Bhaari aripi?
• Sei munyika ma Ghostbeaters achamira Christine Delta?
• Tave kuda kusangana nekusawirirana pakati paAsh naKelly?
• Uye izvozvo zvichave nemhedzisiro kuna Pablo, uyo akavimbika kune vese asi achiri kushungurudzwa naKelly paanorara?
• Ndeapi mafomati achatora Majors izvozvi nekuti iwe unoziva Starz haina kubhururuka Mamirioni matanhatu emadhora Man kusvika kuNew Zealand kwezvikamu zviviri?
• Vakabata pane ndangariro dzaCheryl kakawanda, saka pakona ipi yakavanda Ellen Sandweiss?

Kunyange ini ndaifara nezve Mwaka 2, kumashure kwepfungwa dzangu handina kugona kuzvibvunza kuti Starz inogona kunyatso gadziridza pazvikamu gumi zvekutanga. Mushure me "Kudanwa kwekupedzisira," zvakadaro, chero kusahadzika uye kusahadzika kwakundwa. "Ash vs Zvakaipa Vakafa" ine simba kupfuura nakare uye ini ndave kutoverenga masekondi kusvika Svondo inotevera.