"Ndakaita tsvina huru."

Mwedzi gumi mushure meAsh (Bruce Campbell) naRuby (Lucy Lawless) vakaita chibvumirano chekuti maGhostbeaters vaise pasi zvombo zvavo vodzokera kuhupenyu hwavo, munyori weNecronomicon anobvuma kuti akarasikirwa nekutonga kwe "vana" vake uye zvido Ash nemapoka ake kuti vamubatsire kuvadzosera kugehena.

Iwo maminetsi ekutanga kubva ku "Ash vs Zvakaipa Vakafa" Mwaka 2 kuratidzwa kwakauya kwakakiiwa uye kutakura. Ehe, iyo splatstick mari yeropa, matumbo uye imwe-liners yakawanda, asi isu zvakare tinodzidza zvishoma nezve Ruby uye nei Ash neboka vachida kudzokera kumusha kwaMambo. Muchidimbu, iyo nyaya mitsara iyo inotyaira yechipiri seti yezvikamu gumi zvakatoburitswa, ikozvino isu tinongonakidzwa nekutasva.

Uine izvozvo mupfungwa, kana usati waona "Kumba," tinokukurudzira kuti utendeuke udzokere kumashure nekuti kunenge kune vanopamba.

Chakanyanya kundifadza nezve premiere chaive chisiri chevanyowani nyowani kana kunyangwe musimba pakati paAsh naRuby akangoerekana apererwa, asi asi kuti iyo showa yakatora nguva yekutarisa Pablo (Ray Santiago) naKelly (Dana DeLorenzo). Iwe uchayeuka kuti chibvumirano chakabvumiranwa kubva Mwaka 1 chakange chisina chekuita nemafungiro kana manzwiro evana vaAsh, uyezve vaive vasingagare kumusoro muJacksonville, nekuti nepo Ash achinakidzwa, Pablo naKelly vaive vachichengeta tafura uye vachichengeta bhawa, zvichiteerana. .

Iyo tandem haina kunyanyisa kutsamwa, asi zvirokwazvo inoshungurudzika. Iwe uchinhonga pamusoro wenyaya, nekuti zvinoita sekunge wanga warasika pane Vakafa?

Pfuma zvisinei, madonhwe eAsh aive nehuipi akauya kwavari nenzira yakatwasuka mumwaka wekutanga wese. Iyo tandem yaisafanirwa kutsungirira iyo Deadite mind-fucks Ash yaive mukamuri mukati kumashure muzuva (kana kunyangwe mwaka wadarika), asi zvinoratidzika kunge zvakaipa Dead zvakasikwa zvicharamba zvichikura pamwe nehurongwa hwekudya hunosanganisira Boomstick Butcher kuruboshwe uye kurudyi maoko (regerera pun). Ivo vaviri vanogadzirira craniums yavo netariro yekudyara mhodzi yemutiny, uye isu tese tinoziva kuti Kelly ane chinhambwe chipfupi chekufamba kupfuura Pablo kana zvasvika kune iwo chaiwo nzira.

Kunyange tisina kusvika pakuona ted raimi mukuvhura, tinowana muono weKandarian Dagger, rwiyo rwekutsvinyira rwatingave takanzwa kare uye neMamirioni matanhatu emadhora Man. Ngatitaurei kuti kana iwe uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge.,. DeLorenzo akaudza iHorror kuti hapana munhu aigona kununura imwe-liner zvirinani kupfuura Campbell - kunze kwekunge vari Majors - uye aive akarurama. Pops anokurumidza pane chinokonzeresa uye nemashoko anoruma, anofunga kuti Pablo haatenderwe uye haanyatsoda kudzoka kwemwanakomana wake. Kwete kuti ari ega. Hapana munhu muElk Grove anoda Ashy Slashy ipapo.

Saka vakatanga chikumbiro chekutsvaga Ruby uye hazvina kuvatorera nguva kuti vaite izvo chete, izvo zvaifananidzira zvekupedzisira zvidhinha zvehwaro izvo zvichatitakura kuburikidza nemwaka weSere.

Isu tinenge tave remiss kana isu tikaregeredza zvimwe zvinonakidza mareferenzi kubva kumwaka wekutanga tisati taenderera kumberi kumibvunzo yakananga muChikamu 2

Isu takanga tadzidza kuti zviitiko zvakapoterera Army Yerima were wakanaka mutambo gore rino, uye iyo show haina kutambisa nguva ichinongedzera kune yechitatu firimu yeiyo zvakaipa Dead trilogy. Iwe uchazviziva kana iwe uchichinzwa nekuti kune akati wandei asiri-akadaro mashoma nguva izvo zvichaita iyo hombe grin iwe yauri kutotamba iri kuda kubvarura kumeso kwako.

Padivi risinganzwisisike (uye rakanyanyisa kufara), zvakadaro, ini ndinogutsikana kuti kwaive nemusoro kune Iwo 'Burbs mumwaka wekutanga. Ini handidi kuikanganisa nekutaura chimwe chinhu zvakare, asi ingo ziva kuti iripo uye ichaburitsa “Mwari, ndinoda izvi mugwagwa ratidza! ”

Mwaka 2 inotarisa kumusoro kubva kune hunhu kuvandudza kusvika migomo yeropa uye kunyangwe akaipa kwazvo mu zvakaipa Dead nhoroondo yatakaudzwa naMai DeLorenzo. Nekudaro, kune mibvunzo:

• Kune ake ese bluster uye bravado, nei Ash tuck muswe akamhanya makore makumi matatu apfuura pane kutsanangura zvakanyatsoitika kuimba yemba?
• Sei baba vake vasina kutenda mwanakomana wavo pavakamuudza kuti haana kuuraya Cheryl kana shamwari dzake?
• Ndeupi mutambo wekupedzisira waRuby? Tinoziva kuti anoda rubatsiro rwaAsh izvozvi, asi achazofungazve rini kumusoro?
• Ndezvipi zvimwe zvingaitwe neNecronomicon yatisingazive?
• Pablo ari kutora basa raCheryl here? Chii chine zviratidzo zvekumuka zvinotyisa uye kuita doodling?
• Uye iwe unoziva ivo Vakafa vari kungoshandisa iko kusaziva kwaKelly kupokana naye. Achaita ruzha rini uye otora zvinhu nenzira yake?

Tarisa, "Ash vs Zvakaipa Vakafa" chiratidziro chinogona kunakirwa nekukosha kwechiso, asi zvinongonakidza kunakidza kuchera zvakadzama mukutarisira zvichauya. Ngatisakanganwe, Ruby akarwa padivi paAttila the Hun naGenghis Khan, asi watinofarira "dipshit" ndiye Obi-Wan.

Kana icho chisiri chikonzero chekudzoka vhiki rega rega, hatizive zvimwe zvatinogona kukuitira.

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