Yakanyorwa naPatti Pauley

Pane chimwe chinhu nezve Anjelica Huston achibvisa kumeso kwake humanoid mukati Varoyi izvo zvinoita kuti iwe ude kusvetuka nekukanda mvura inoera pese pese pamadam nzvimbo.

Dai iwe waive mwana anotyisa muma '90s, mikana iwe wakaona Anjelica Huston mune yake yese genre kubwinya sezvo iye zvakanyanyisa kutora basa rekuchiva rehupenyu hwese, Morticia Addams muAdamsams Mhuri mafirimu; uye akaroverera shit kubva mairi ichimubata chirevo chake semucheche wemazuvano mune nhema isu tese taida semukadzi naamai. Aive mwarikadzi mwari uye taimuda nekuda kwayo.

Nekudaro, asati aburitsa misoro yeRosebuds mubindu rake reGothic, akasimbisa nzvimbo yake munhoroondo muna 1990 nekuratidzwa kwake kunotyisa kwaRoald Dahl's Grand High Witch.

 

Yakagadziriswa kubva muna1983 Dahl bhuku uye zvinosuruvarisa, bhaisikopo rekupedzisira iro rakakura Jim Henson, Varoyi kunounzwa chete chiyero chakaringana chekusimba kuchiratidziro chevatariri vadiki vasina kupfuura chiyero chePG Ndicho chiitiko chinonakidza tichifunga kuti mukuru anopikisana nefirimu aive mumashoko mazhinji, iyo Charles Manson yenyika yevaroyi ichiraira vadzidzi vake kuti vabvise mwana wekupedzisira paPasi kuburikidza nechimwe chii? Chokoreti, hongu. Chokoreti iyo inoshandura iyo dzinosembura, imbwa dzinodonha munhuwi, zvidiki brats kuva mbeva. Nepo chirevo chega chiri chimwe chinhu chinogona kupa chero mwana mudiki hope dzinoverengeka panguva yekurara, kwaive kuita kwaHuston mu Varoyi iyo yaityisa iyo chaiyo crap kunze kwevana kumashure mukutanga kwema '90s gumi.

Saka pazuva iri, rinovawo zuva rekuzvarwa kwaMiss Huston, tinopemberera kuti nei masimba masimba Grand High Witch aive uye achiri, muroyi anotyisa kwazvo pachiratidziri. * Spoiler kumberi kana usati waona ino nostalgic yemitambo gem.

Iyo Grand High Witch Yakazarurwa 

Sezvakataurwa pamusoro peiyi jam, kwete chokwadi kuti pane chimwe chinhu chinotyisa kumwana pane kungoona mumwe munhu akanaka saHuston achibvisa ganda remuganda wake seMary Kay kumeso kumeso kuti aratidze iye chaiye anovhunduka.

Zvaigara zvichindinetsa kuti akakwanisa sei kuvhara mhino yakakura kwazvo pasi pekuzvishandura, asi ndinofunga Iyo Grand High Witch ine nzira dzayo uye ini pamwe handifanire kuzvibvunza neimwe nzira ndingazopedzisira ndaita murwi wedota. Izvo zvinotitungamira isu mune inotevera muenzaniso.

Iyo Grand High Witch haifarire kutaura kwekunyemwerera

Ona ichi ndicho chinhu: kana iwe uri wepasi-chinzvimbo muroyi mukamuri imwechete neyako mukuru, iwe ungangodaro uchengete zvaunofunga iwe pachako. Uye nekuda kwefuck usagunun'una crap pasi pemweya wako mukati me nzeve kusvika kwemukadzi ane simba kwazvo pasirese. Kunyangwe hazvo kutaura kwacho kwaingova kungoona uye kusingakuvadzi, Grand High Witch akazvijekesa zvinorwadza kunyangwe kakutya kubva kune avo vari pasi pavo kunovarasikirwa zvakanyanya.

Bye, Bye Bruno!

Dzvene gehena, muroyi Mambokadzi anovenga vana here kana kuti chii ?! Munguva yegungano diki revaroyi, yako scabby Highness inoratidzira yake yazvino, uye chaizvo Gweatest kugadzirwa- Fomura 86. Iyo chaiyo potion inofanirwa kusanganiswa kuita zvihwitsi mabhawa ari kuzoparadzirwa kuvana pasirese. Saka anounza kuratidzwa kunoonekwa kwezvaunotarisira kuona kana fomura yatanga kuita. Zvinotaridza senge Conal Cochran ine makwikwi akakomba pano.

Iye chaiye anoedza kuuraya mwana uyu

Iyo Grand High Witch hairatidzi tsitsi kunyangwe kuvacheche. Ndozvimwe zvakashata zvakashata shit ipapo ipapo madzimai uye vanababa. Neraki yedu flick's protagonist mudiki Ruka anopindira uye anoponesa zuva nekuti ini handina chokwadi chekuti ndinogona kubata nemhando yakadaro yemucheche kuuraya fuckery mune inofungidzirwa yemhuri inoshamwaridza firimu.

Ari kutotyisa sembeva yedumbu 

Iyo Skeksis hauna chinhu paGreat High Witch mune yakachena rodent fomu. Kana marongero akadzoka, Muroyi wevaroyi vese anozviwana ari munyatwa chaiyo. Kana iwe usina phobia yemakonzo nemakonzo kare, iwe unogona kunge uine imwe ikozvino nekuti iyo Grand Highness 'rodent shanduko ndiyo yekupedzisira mune sewer rodent maroto. Uye zvino chii chinoitika? Anotsemurwa naMr Bean.

Mr. Kubata. Bhinzi.

Muchinda uyu pano chaipo akauraya Grand High Witch. Ini ndinofungidzira kuti kunyange musoro wevaroyi haungakwikwidze nerudzi urwu rwemojo.

Saka tese pamwe chete izvozvi, ngatishuvirei iye Hukuru hwehuroyi uye akakwana jeti-nhema bvudzi zuva rekuzvarwa rakanaka! Kutenda kune ese paranoia paunenge uchipinda muchitoro chewiti uchiri mudiki.