Nguva refu zvisati zvaitika saha yakava yegore rese yemitambo yechikafu chevanotyisa mafeni, isu tanga tine NeChishanu iyo 13th. Kana iyo franchise ichiburitsa mafirimu matanhatu pamusoro pemakore manomwe kutanga muna 1980, zviri nyore kukanganwa kufamba kwenguva apo mifananidzo yakati yanga iinewe kweupenyu hwako hwese. Ini ndinongounza izvo chete nekuti NeChishanu chikamu chegumi nematatu iri kuuya pamhemberero yayo yemakumi matatu neshanu muna Nyamavhuvhu.

Makumi matatu nemashanu emakore. Kuisa izvo nenzira, Derek Mears, murume akaratidzira Jason Voorhees muna 2009 reboot yepakutanga aingova nemakore gumi chete muna 10. Kuti atore danho rinopfuurira, Steven Spielberg's ET hit screens mwedzi miviri chete zvisati zvaitika.

Kunyangwe zvave makumi matatu nehafu makumi emakore, Chishanu Chikamu chegumi nematatu III ichiri kuitirana mafeni seakada nhevedzano, uye ini handina kusiyana. Kwandiri, chikamu chechitatu chikamu chetatu utatu hunosanganisira Part 2 uye Jason Anorarama nekuti vanongounza kunyemwerera kumeso kwangu.

Zvese izvo zvataura, ndiri kuenda kudonhedza gumi nematatu ezvangu zvandinofarira zve NeChishanu chikamu chegumi nematatu pamusoro pako. Vamwe vari kudivi riri pachena, nepo vamwe vanowanzo gamuchira zvishoma kutarisisa. Ini handisi kuzotaura nezveGinny flashback iyo yakatibata isu kana kuti Jason akawana hock yake, asi pane izvo zvikamu zvechinhu icho chakagara chakagara neni.

Pasina kurongeka, ngatitangei nezviri pachena.

13 - Richard Brooker

Ngatizvitarisei izvi, iyo nharo ine chekuita kuti ndiani akaunza kuratidzwa kwakanyanya kweVoorhees ichave nehasha nekusingaperi. Kunyangwe zvese zvichisvika pane zvaunofarira iwe, kana guruva richinge rachena uye runyorwa roga roga rukakwenenzverwa pasi kusvika pane akanakisa ezvakanakisa, angave ari nhamba yekutanga kana kwete, Brooker anogara ari mukutaurirana.

Takabva Adrienne King kudhonzwa mumvura uye rakateedzana rakawana Jason mhondi ichiri kukura kuita basa rayo. Akange asina kunyatso kupuritswa paakagumburwa nezvayo, kutetereka zviri nyore uye kusvika padanho, akasuduruka. Panguva yatakasvika kuBrooker, Jason aive ave kuita nani pabasa rake, asi achiri kubatwa nekudzikiswa nekukuvara. Zvakare zvakare, mukomana wese anodiwa momma mukomana aive achiri munhu panguva ino. Brooker akaunza kuwedzera kwehasha kuchikamu, zvaive zvakanyatsoita basa pachipatara uye akafadza zano rekurega Chris (Dana Kimmell) azive kuti aisapfuura naye nekutadza kuona.

Kuti usataure chinhu cheakanyanya mic kudonha munhoroondo yekutyisa.

12 - Anotevera Crazy Ralph

Kana uchida NeChishanu iyo 13th, unoda Walt Gorney. Pamari yangu, Crazy Ralph aive akanakisa hunhu saga yakagadzira isina kunzi Voorhees, asi muporofita wedambudziko akaiswa pasi mukati Part 2. Izvo hazvina kumisa iyo franchise kubva pakuita napose painogona kutsiva iye imwe chete firimu gare gare. Abel (David Wiley) anga akangorara munzira kuti abate mashoma z's apo iyo yazvino smorgasbord yakasimudza ichida kurairwa. Kuti ubudirire kutaura boka revanhu kubva pane chimwe chinhu chavakafa pane zvavanoita zvinotora hunyengeri uye runako, uye nepo Abel angave angave aine ekupedzisira, kuisa ziso paziso rakaridza mhere kushaya kwekutanga. Asi hei, anga ayambira iwe.

11 - Higgins Haven

Nyore mamiriro akanakisa akateedzana akambogadzirwa. Chris 'yekare yekutsika-tsika nzvimbo ine badass, mbiri-kabhini kabhini yakazara neinokwira masitepisi, hammock yekudzokorora kufa kwaKevin Bacon kubva kune yekutanga uye iyo dura. Ingori nzvimbo yenzvimbo iwe yaungade kushandisa kwevhiki.

Kuti uzviise pamusoro, zveboka remafirimu anomhanya gumi nemaviri-zvakadzika, hapana kana kupfura kuri nani pane Chris kuvhura madhoo edura kuti aburitse Jason akarembera pamberi pake chaipo. Yakajairwa munzira dzese. Nekudaro, isu hatibvumidzwe kukanganwa mabhuku ari pamabhuku akabvumidza Mai Higgins kusimbisa chirevo chekare chekuti "Muhuchenjeri hwakawanda kushungurudzika kukuru uye uyo anowedzera zivo anowedzera kushungurudzika."

10 - Funktastic

Harry Manfredini akaronga rwiyo rweanenge ese NeChishanu iyo 13th kupa, asi hapana zvaikanganwika kupfuura dhisiki-rakapinza ruzha kubva Chikamu III. Iyo poppy uye inotyisa uye inokodzera zviitiko zvinonakidza zvakatevera. Teerera kune izvi uye undiudze kuti hauna kugadzirira kuona chitsauko chechitatu nekukasira. Enda mberi, undinyepere.

9 - Cheestastic 3D

Ahhh, ndiani angakanganwa ayo anoshamisa makadhibhokisi magirazi ane tsvuku uye bhuruu lenzi? Zvakanaka, pakati pevachembera zvakakwana kuti vayeuke, ndinofunga kana rombo rakanaka kuva ne NeChishanu iyo 13th I-IV DVD muunganidzwa wakauya uine vaviri (chinhu chinokosheswa kune avo vanochengeta mamaki kumba).

Kwete, mubatanidzwa, chiremwaremwa nepfumo zvese zvaive zvakaomarara, asi isu tichazotarisa kupfuura iyo nyoka pane tambo inonyatso kuoneka tobva tarisa pamari yapfurwa. Yall munoziva zvandiri kutaura nezvazvo, saka ngatisvikei pazviri.

8 - Vasikana

NeChishanu iyo 13th yakazvitutumadza pamarara akanaka anofamba-famba musango kuti ave hunhu hwebonde, zvinodhaka uye dombo 'n roll, saka ndinenge ndaregedza kana ndisina kubata chokwadi chekuti Chikamu III yakaratidza muunganidzwa wakanakisa wevakadzi mune franchise nhoroondo.

Kimmell, Tracie Savage (Debbie) naCatherine Parks (Vera) vaisangova vakanaka chete, asi vaitamba vatambi vaive vechokwadi sekuuya kwavo. Pakanga pasina chinhu pamusoro pepamusoro pamusoro pekuratidzwa kwavo kwevatambi vainyatsodavirika sevanhu chaivo, kunyangwe hazvo vaive vakanamirwa musango neboka remakavha.

7– Ali

Kunyangwe ainakidzwa nekutsiva uye neapo neapo mukomana murefu weOlympia, Nick Savage akaridza mutungamiri wechikwata chemudhudhudhu chine musikana wake (Gloria Charles saFox, uyo anofanirwa kuverengerwa muboka revasikana kubva pakutanga) uye doofus, wandinofungidzira akapfuura kune yakaoma mukutanga kwema80s. Izvo zvakati, chinonyanya kurangarirwa pamusoro paAli ndechekuti aive chero chinhu kunze kwekutaura, aive murume wekuita. Chete hazvina kunaka pazviri.

Tarisai, John D. LeMay yakaridza yakatarwa, tsamba-bhachi yakapfeka lightweight mukati Jason Anoenda kuGehena uye kunyange iye akarwa naye Kane Hodder's zombie Jason. Funga nezvazvo. LeMay akakurudzirwa kuita chiito kunze kwekukosha, Ali akaitsvaga. Iye aifanirwa kunge ari badass, asi akatora imwe hack ku Brooker Jason nebanga ndokugogodzwa fuck kunze. Gare gare, akakwanisa kuita ruzha uye kutendeuka murume muhombe, asi akarasikirwa neruoko (uye runogona kufungidzirwa zvimwe zvikamu zvakawanda) nekuda kwekuedza kwake. Hapana kana kurohwa kwakamhara. Izvo zvinongogara zvichindirova ini sekuseka.

6 - Kudzingirira

NeChishanu iyo 13th yakaratidza chikamu chayo chakaringana chekumhanyisa zviitiko, asi hapana chimwe chinogadzikana sekutarisa Chris achifambisa nzira yake kubva kubhiriji achienda kudanga apo Jason akaonekwa achibva kuseri kwevha ndokutanga kutsva. Ini ndinofunga isu tese tinogona kubvumirana kuti iko kunzwa kwekudzingirirwa kunogadzikana, kunyangwe kana kuri mukuseka. Makumi matatu neshanu makore, iyi ichiri kunditora.

5 - Mary Jo Conrad

Iye Maria Jo Conrad. Tsananguro yakadaro inonditungamira kuti nditende kuti aive nerudzi rwechinhu chikuru uye vhiki yevhiki naye ingadai yakave yakawanda mukuenderana nerudzi rwechiitiko chinoburitsa ziso Rick chaaitsvaga.

Ehezve, haana kuzombotaurwa nezvake zvakare uye zvechokwadi haana kuita chitarisiko, asi dai aive akadaro, mutambi uyu angadai akafanirwa kunge akatsvinya achikwikwidza kutaridzika kwaChris uye kumutsa godo rinotendeka uye makwikwi. Pane chero munhu akamboedza kukanda chikamu? Pamwe kwete, nekuti ndine chokwadi chekuti hapana mumwe munhu ane hanya, saka ndiri kungoenderera mberi ndichizviita.

Ini ndinoti Betsy Russell. Nekuti, hongu, Betsy Russell.

4 - Hwindo

Ipfuti yechinyakare. Chris akamuka muchikepe ndokukanda ziso mumba ndokuzoona Jason akamudongorera nepahwindo repamusoro. Akanyemwerera pazano repfuti rechitatu kuna Mai Higgins. Chris akavhunduka, asi asati ambokwira, vakatema Jason vakabata pahwindo sekunge aitsvaga nzvimbo isina kusimba. Pfungwa yakasimba kuve nechokwadi, uye kunyangwe ichiri kurova yakatarwa, ingadai yakashanda zvirinani sekumhanyisa-kutarisisa - kunyemwerera, kunyemwerera, musoro kumusuwo - ini ndingadai ndakaita pasina pawing.

3 - Harold

Shamwari yaingoshungurudzwa chete. Zvese Harold (Steve Susskind) zvaaida aive ekunyemwerera uye zvimwe zvinonaka, asi mudzimai wake-mudariki-bhora aisazobvumira izvo kuti zviitike. Hazvirevi kuti iye aida kuti ave asiri pasi peslob kana kutarisa zvaaidya - izvo zvaive zvakanaka - zvaive zvekuti zvaisamboita hurukuro, kungorwiswa nezwi rekudzikisira iro raive nevateereri vachichemera kuti iyo yechipiri tsono iiswe zvakanaka shandisa. Chero mukomana anozvimbundira aine bunny uye anofanira kutora kudhonza kubva muhombodo yaJack yakavanzwa munzvimbo dzinopenya dzekunzwira tsitsi neni. Susskind zvakare ane mapoinzi asingaperi aakapihwa paari nekuda kwekuve akaonekwa muchikamu che Vakaroora nevana.

Harold akakodzera kudya kwekupedzisira kuri nani pane chikafu chehove uye Sunny D.

2 - Ngativei vechokwadi nezvaVera

Shelly akadana Vera hure nekuda kwekukanganisa kutadza kufambisa kufambira mberi kwake, asi ngativhurei hunhu hwaive chero chinhu kunze kwehure.

Akabvuma kupinda musango kuti asvike zuva rekufarira seshamwari dzake, aifanira kurwisa amai vake kuti vangobuda pamusuwo wepamberi, akaona kuti zuva iri raikumbira ruregerero nezvechitarisiko chake uye akapfeka chifukidzo, akaudzwa kuti iye aisakwanisa kushandisa matampu echikafu muchitoro chiri nyore nekuda kwekuti aive Latina, akagamuchira chidzidzo chisingadiwe pahunhu, akapotsa adhonzwa mudziva nekuti Shelly aisaziva nguva yekumira uye mushure mekuva nemutsa zvakakwana kuti atore chikwama chake kubva mvura, akakwenenzverwa kuyedza.

Iwe ungadai usiri mune akanakisa emoods, kana.

1 - Shelly

Ndiani asingade Shelly (Larry Zerner)? Hongu, aive asina kukodzera pamatanho ese, aisaziva nguva yekusiya uye aisatomboziva zano rekuita zvinhu naVera, asi aidiwa. Vazhinji vakomana havahwine magene ekutsvaira uye vanotaridzika saRick (Paul Kratka), saka Shelly aimiririra murume wese. Vakanga vari ivo vana vaiyedza kupindirana nevane gumi uye vachingorasika. Izvo zvakati, aigara achingobvarura majee nekufamba-famba mune tarisiro yekuti munhu wese achave nenguva yakanaka, aingova nerombo rakaipa rekusagadzikana munharaunda. Akaratidza Ali nevamwe vake kuti yaive nguvai, aigona kukwikwidzana nevakanaka pakati pavo uye ainyatso kuve tarenda rekugadzira mukomana nekuti, saka, Shelly ndiye akakuvara ronda rekuzvikuvadza rinozivikanwa semukomana akachema mhumhi.

Uye kana Shelly asingaonekwe muGun Media's NeChishanu iyo 13th: Iyo Game, pachave negehena kubhadhara.

Huru ndinotenda Chris Fisher yeiyo hunyanzvi hwehunyanzvi.