Dzimwe nguva, vagadziri vemafirimu vanofanirwa kuenda pakadzika-dzika kwepfungwa dzavo kuti vagadzire chimwe chinhu chinozonyatsooneka; chimwe chinhu chakasarudzika uye chinosimbisa. Dzimwe nguva ivo vanosarudza imwe nzira. Handina chokwadi chaizvo kuti vanouya sei nemazano aya, asi ivo mapenzi chaiwo. Pamwe ivo vanongotarisa chinhu chemumba, kana kunhonga ngowani uye vozofunga nezvemunhu akaipa wemufirimu ipapo ipapo. Ini handina kunetseka nezvekuti vanozviita sei chaizvo, ndinongofara kuti ivo vanozviita. Kana iwe uchida benzi, gory kuseka seni ndinoita, iwe unozowana kukangwa kunze kwemafirimu aya. Heano mafirimu gumi anozove iwe uchiti, "WTF !?"

Kurwiswa kweMhondi Tomato (1978)

Ndiri kuseka ndega pandino taipa izvi. Hupenyu hwangu hwasvika pai? Ndakawana sei rombo rakanaka rekugona kusvika pakunyora nezve firimu rine hofori, madomasi akaipa? Nekunakidzwa, ini ndinotanga rondedzero neiyi inoshamisa uye yakazara yeWTF firimu. Ini pachangu, ndinofunga iyi bhaisikopo, uye ese mamwe mafirimu ari pane urwu runyorwa rwechinhu ichocho, anosetsa. Vatsoropodzi, kazhinji, havabvumirani.

Iyo Gingerdead Man (2005)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by-KVHh1srw

Gingerakafa murume. Saka un-akangwara. Ndinozvida! Iyi nyeredzi nyeredzi Gary Busey seyakaipa Gingerbread cookie inoda kuuraya zvese zvinoonekwa. Yakaburitsa mbiri dzakateerana, neyechipiri ichinzi yakanzi Kushuva kweCrust. Huya, uya anoseka kuseka.

Kutenda kuuraya (2009)

Imwe firimu inotsvedza ine twist. Mhondi ndiyo turkey. Imwe ine muromo wakasviba zvinotyisa futi. Hei, pane kunyange turkey bonde chiitiko! Mhedzisiro yacho inotyisa uye nhaurirano yakatonyanya kuipa. Majee acho haatomboita kana kungwara kudoko. Zvakaipa nemaune, asi zvinoshanda. Ndakawana bhaisikopo iri chose hilarious. "Hakuna chinhu chakadai, senge turkey yakaipa." Ingoramba uchidzokorora izvozvi kwauri uye uone kana zvichibatsira.

Wadzilla, Chillerma (2011)

Chillerma ndeye anthology firimu chete yeavo vanogona kubata zvisina kunaka, zvinosemesa kuseka. Ese mativi akanakisa WTF, asi hapana imwe kupfuura yeiyo yekutanga, Wadzilla. Kunamata kuma1950's monster mafirimu aine zvinosemesa kutenderera. Kuwanda kwemurume kwemurume kunosimudzwa, kungozova nemhedzisiro ine njodzi. Ivo vanoita humongous uye ivo vanoda kukuuraya iwe. Adam Rifkin, director weuyu, akaitawo boka remhuri dzinofamba. Iwe haugone kuvimba nemunhu mazuva ano.

Basket Nyaya (1982)

Imwe yemafirimu matatu pane ino rondedzero yandisingafunge yaive nemaune WTF. Uyu unoratidza murume nehama yake, waanotakura achitenderera mudengu diki. Bhasikiti kesi yakaipa yakabviswa siamese mapatya anonzi Belial. Inotaridzika kunge inotyisa. Oo, uye pane chiitiko chepabonde mune ichi zvakare. Chii chiri nevanhu kuita zvisikwa zvisingazivikanwe kuita bonde? Chii chakashata nemi vanhu !? Usambochinja. Uri kurwara uye ndinoida.

Zvakaipa Bong (2006)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtQ60rWzRE

Kana iwe ukawana nzira yose kuburikidza neiyi bhaisikopo, ini ndinokwereta iwe ruoko rwakasimba rwekubata ruoko. Ini ndinoda Charles Band, ndinonyatsoita, uye ndagara ndichive nekutenda kwake kwekuseka kwePuppet Master franchise. Asi iyo Zvakaipa Bong Franchise? Kwete zvakanyanya. Uye hongu, ini ndakanyora franchise. Kune anenge mamirioni manomwe Zvakaipa Bong mafirimu. Iko kune kana imwe chete panotarisana neYakaipa Bong kurwisa Iyo Gingerdead Man! Oo, uye Bill Moseley ari mune ino. WTF!

Simudza (1983)

Iyo yechipiri firimu pane ino runyorwa iyo isiri yechinangwa WTF, asi ichiri kugona kuve. Zvakanaka, saka tora izvi; akaipa mumuvhivhi iyi erevheta. Elevator inouraya. Uye inofanirwa kuve inotyisa! Iyi haisi kana jee firimu! Rufu rwese mufirimu rwaigona kuve rwakadzivirirwa nekutora masitepisi! Ingotora masitepisi, imi mapenzi! Zvakwana nezvisina maturo! Zvakwana!

Jack Frost (1997)

Ini ndinofanira kubvuma chimwe chinhu nezve iyi bhaisikopo. Pandaive mukomana mudiki, pazera diki remakore manomwe, ndakaona kavha yeiyi tepi yeVHS muBlockbuster uye zvakandityisa. Hongu. Jack Frost, anouraya munhu wechando, akabudirira kutya munhu mumwe kubva zvaakaburitswa. Ndinonamata kune zvese zvitsvene kuti ndini ndoga ndinogona kubvuma kunyara kwechokwadi uku.

Troll 2 (1990)

Inotariswa nevanhu vazhinji sefirimu yakaipisisa yakamboitwa, iyi inonyatso kuda kuti ionekwe kuti inotendwa. Ini kazhinji handidi kupa chero vapambi, asi pano, ini ndoda. Pakupedzisira, zvakaipa zvidhoma (hapana kana matroll emamuvhi emamuvhi) anogara mutaundi reNilbog vanokundwa ne bologna sangweji. Verenga izvo zvakare. Bologna. Sandwich. Iyi ndiyo firimu yechitatu iyo yanga isingadi nemaune kunge inosetsa.

Montsturd (2003)

Ehe, iyi bhaisikopo ndizvo chaizvo zvinoita sekunge. Chikamu chakaipa cheshit. Chaizvoizvo. Mumwe munhu anga aine zano iri, akanyora script, akabhadhara vatambi, uye akaita chinhu chose kutora firimu. Ingo tarisa turera. Ini handitomboziva kuti ndotii nezve izvi. WTF. WTF

 

Ndinovimba iwe unowana aya mafirimu asekesa seni. Pamwe haudi. Handizivi. Zvakaoma chaizvo kuyera kuti chero ipi yeaya mafirimu eWTF achagamuchirwa neyakajairika, vanhu vane hungwaru vasina kufanana neni. Kana iwe uchizosarudza imwe yeiyi, ita kana trolls 2 or Basketball Nyaya. trolls 2 zvinosetsa zvekuti iwe chido kuve uchiseka nguva yese yemuvhi, uye Basket Case iri chaizvo mhando ye… yakanaka.