Mhemberero yegore regumi re Dhiyabhorosi Anoramba inoenderera mberi…

Rob Zombie akataura kuti angade kudzoka kune imwe nyika yemhuri Firefly rimwe zuva, asi vatambi vacho ndeveLionsgate, uye haafunge kuti vane chishuwo chekuenda nenzira iyoyo zvekare, zvinova zvinoshamisa kana iwe ndibvunze. Aya mafirimu ane huwandu hwakawanda hwevateveri, uye pabhajeti shoma, zvinoita sekunge iyi ingave iri nyore mari mubhangi.

Zombie akataura mubvunzurudzo chinguva achidzoka kuti anga aine dzimwe pfungwa dzekuita nevanhu, zvichireva kuti kana zvikaitika zvingangove zvine hukama neakakurumbira Otis, Mucheche, uye Captain Spaulding. Zvirinani ndozvinofungidzirwa nemunhu.

Ini handidi kubata mweya wangu neimwe nzira, asi kune akati wandei mamwe mavara andinoda kuona achidzoka kana zvaizoitika. Gehena, Zombie yakagadzira chisikwa chose chemavara ane mafirimu aya, uye ndingafarire kuona mamwe acho achiuya mune mamwe mafirimu zvisinei nekuti mhuri yeFirefly inobatanidzwa here kana kwete.

Heano mavara gumi andinoda kuona achidzokera kuchiratidziri. Ini ndakasiya avo vakafa vese mufirimu uye muhupenyu chaihwo (zvinosuwisa, vashoma kwazvo vevatambi vafa).

1. Rondo

Rondo, yakatambidzwa naDanny Trejo, yaive hafu yeiyo Isina Tsvene Mbiri, vaviri vevabhenji vakapihwa Wydell kutora Otis, Mucheche, uye Spaulding kuitira kuti agone kutsiva kwavari. Kutendeseka, ndinofunga zvingave zvakanaka kuona bhaisikopo nezve Vasina Tsvene vaviri ivo pachavo. Izvo hazvingagone sei kuputika?

2. Billy Ray Snapper

Billy Ray Snapper, inoridzwa naDiamond Dallas Peji, ndiyo imwe hafu yeiyo Isina Tsvene Mbiri. Ona zvese zvandangotaura pamusoro.

3. Clevon

Clevon, inoridzwa naMichael Berryman (we Makomo Ane Maziso mbiri), yakapa zvakawanda zvekusununguka mukati Dhiyabhorosi Anoramba, uye angagamuchirwa mune imwe Zombie firimu. Chero nguva iyo Berryman ari pachiratidziro mune zvakanakisa chero firimu inguva yakanaka mubhuku rangu, uye Clevon nderimwe remabasa ake anonakidza kwazvo.

4. Dr. Satani

Ndine chokwadi chekuti ndini ndega munhu angade kuona zvimwe Dr.Satani, asinganzwisisike anopenga chiremba kubva Imba ye1000 Corpses. Pakutanga anga asiri kuzombovapo sehunhu mu Imba ye1000 Corpses. Boka iri raizoenda richimutsvaga uye kuzotorwa nemhuri yaFirefly, uye aizove manyepo. Ini ndinotenda Zombie yataura kuti ichange iri Sekuru chaizvo pavakazoburitswa pachena. Pakupedzisira akafunga kuti chingave danho riri nani kuve naDr.Satan, uye ini zvekutenda ndakaenda nhungamiro iyoyo.

Dr. Satani pakutanga aizoonekwa mukati Dhiyabhorosi Anoramba, uye vakatotora firimu yechiitiko chinoshamisa mairi paanouraya mukoti (akatamba naRosario Dawson), asi Zombie akanzwa chimwe chinhu chakashata saDr.Satani aingova kunze kwehukama, zvine musoro Dhiyabhorosi Anoramba. Ndinofunga akafona zvakanaka ipapo zvakare, asi ichiri chiitiko chikuru, uye zvingave zvinonakidza kumuona achidzoka mune imwe firimu.

5. Muzvinafundo

Iye Purofesa, mumwe weFirefly uyo asina kuzviisa pamusoro Dhiyabhorosi Anoramba, yaive hombe yekufungidzira Jason Voorhees-senge, akavharirwa mhondi achifamba kuburikidza nematanho epasi pevhu mu Imba ye1000 Corpses. Aive anotyisa, akakomba, uye achityisidzira, uye ndinofara kumuona adzoka pachiratidziri padivi paDr.Satan.

Ini ndinofunga iwe unogona kukakavara kuti akafira mukati Imba ye1000 Chitunhas, asi ini ndinonzwa izvi zvasara zvishoma zvine mutsindo. Ini ndinonzwa ake Voorhees-kunge hunhu hunogona kuwedzera mukupona boka re shit richiwira pamusoro pake zvakadaro.

6. G. Ober

Gerry Ober, aishanda kuRed Hot Pussy Liquors mu Imba ye1000 Corpses, aigara achinetswa nevamwe 'fuckin' dhongi, 'uyo akaita zita rake tag kuti "Goober". Fuckin 'dhongi. Handikwanise kufungidzira imwe G. Ober chitarisiko chisiri chinogamuchirwa kurapwa kana izvo zvichisanganisira yakakurumbira doro doro kana kana isingaite.

7. Officer Ray Dobson

Officer Ray Dobson mutevedzeri waWydell mu Dhiyabhorosi Anoramba (iwe unoziva, Doofy kubva Bhaisikopo rinotyisa). Iye chaizvo akapusa, asina chaanoziva mupurisa, achiyeuchidza Steve Naish kubva Imba ye1000 Corpses (Walton Goggins). Ndingafarire kuona Naish adzoka muchokwadi, asi akaurayiwa mufirimu rekutanga. Chero nzira, achifunga kuti haana kuruma bara mune hombe Mahara Shiri kubuda, Dobson angangodaro achimhanyisa show munzvimbo yaWydell.

8. Akasimba

SaG. Ober, Stucky anongova mumwe munhu anosetsa kubva Imba ye1000 Corpses. Anotaura zvinhu zvakaita sekuti, "Little Dick Wick akatamba nekubaya kwake. Hwema haungoite kuti urware here? ” uye inotaurira nyaya dzevanhu vakaremara pfungwa vanonamira Planet yeApes vanotambisa zvigaro zvavo. Chero mukana wekumudzosera pachiratidziri achiudza anecdotes anogamuchirwa kusvika pandinofunga.

9. Morris Green

Morris Green ndiye hurukuro yekuratidzira inomiririra Dhiyabhorosi Anoramba inoridzwa naZombie nguva dzose Daniel Roebuck. Kutaura chokwadi, ini ndinongonakidzwa chaizvo Roebuck uye ndinogamuchira yakawanda screentime kwaari mune chero Rob Zombie firimu. Anenge apinda 31 mune imwe nzvimbo. Kana imwe bhaisikopo rine chekuita neFirefly ikamboitika, tinotarisira kuti naiyewo achabatanidzwa mune izvo.

Izvo zvakakosha kuti uzive kuti Green yakaratidza kumusoro muZombie's animated firimu Nyika Haunted yeEl Superbeasto.

10. Dr. Wolfenstein

Pakupedzisira, Dr. Wolfenstein - mutambi anotyisa uyo akatizivisa kune nyaya yeFireflys munzvimbo yekutanga pane yake "Chisikwa Chikamu Chekuratidzira". Ichi chaive chimiro chinonakidza uye chakamisikidza manzwiro zvinoshamisa kweiyo yekutanga firimu mune yayo yese Halloweenyness. Kana asingakwanise kudzoka, ndinofara kugadzikana hunhu hwaTom Noonan kubva kuTi West Roost. Muchokwadi, sikura Dr. Wolfenstein, tora Tom Noonan, Rob!