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Fambisa Pamusoro paKrampus, Jesu Pasika Bunny iri Rakajeka Rinotyisa Chikara Chikara .. Ever

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7 makore apfuura

April 13, 2017

Iko kubatana kwakanaka pakati peanotyisa marudzi uye emafirimu mafirimu chinhu chausingafanire kutarisa kure kuti uwane. Sezvineiwo, ingangoita zororo rega rega reHallmark ratinopemberera, tinogona kuwana inotyisa bhaisikopo iyo inotora pakuiswa kwezuva rakacherechedzwa. Kubva Zvakaipa zveGore Idzva, kuti Leprechaun, Krampus, uye duh, John Carpenter Halloween, iyo mhando inotipa vanotyisa vateveri chimwe chinhu chekutarisa pamazuva iwayo ane husimbe kubva kubasa, apo isu tichiisa mbongoro dzedu mune iyoyo yakagadzikana indered Mukomana Mukomana uye tichiona aya mazororo enyika nzira yedu. Uye sekungofanana nemhando yeHoridhe Horror yatipa mamwe emamwe mafirimu anotyisa kudivi reiyo nuthouse, iro rinotyisa rakatipawo mamwe emarudzi emhando dzisinganyaradze atakamboona pafirimu- saJesu Isita. Bunny.

Zvese zviri mukati meFUCK HERE chitima kuenda kuPaster Town!

Iine mafirimu ese anotyisa emafirimu iyo genre inofanirwa kupa, Easter mafirimu mafirimu akanaka chaizvo kune chero, kunze kwekunge iwe uchitsvaga wakadzika mukati meRusununguko dunhu iro rine mazita akadaro Isita Svondo, uye Zuva reBeaster: Pano Panouya Peter CottonHell- zvakanyanyisa, tarisa aya B-mafirimu matombo kana iwe uchifarira yakanaka chizi-fest. Nekudaro, apo 2016 yekutyisa anthology Mazororo yakakwidziridza musoro wayo wenguva yenguva yegumi kuenda kuruzhinji, isu takazopedzisira tawana kutyisa kweIsita isu tese takafanirwa naMwari. Kunyangwe ichingova chidimbu mukati merondedzero yeanthology, Isita 'yezororo spoonful yekutyisa runako inotungamirwa naNicolas McCarthy anozvirovera sekubudirira pamuchinjikwa. Iyo pfupi nyaya inonunura nekusingaperi inoshungurudza yako mufananidzo weiyo inokatyamadza chipembenene iyo inodonha shit mamirioni ejelly bhinzi muyadhi yako nenyaya yakangwara pamwe neanoityisa fuckin 'bunny yandakamboona muhupenyu hwangu hwakaipa.

Chikamu cheIsita kubva Mazororo inosanganisa zvese zvechitendero uye zvekufungidzira iro izororo reChirimo nekukanganisa Mesiah netsuro kuita chisikwa chimwe chinotyisa icho chinoratidzwa Stranger zvinhu wega Demogorgon, Mark Steger. Maitiro aSteger ebhanzi kubva mhiri ndeechokwadi zvinhu zvehusiku sezvo nyaya ichienda, musikana mudiki anoitika kuti abate Easter Bunny ari kushanda mumba make, asi pachinzvimbo cheiyi bunny inoviga mazai, mwana anotarisa zvinotyisa sezvo chisikwa ichi chichibuda tumacheche. kubva pamaronda ayo stigmata. Just .. Holy fucks ..

Iyo Jees-ter Bunny inobata mhepo iyo yairi kutariswa uye inouya kuzotarisana nemhino yemhino pamwe neanoona mudiki, uye iyo yezororo icon inotanga kubvarura shiti kubva kumusikana mudiki nekumugadzika akanamira zvigunwe mukati memaronda embabvu. Jesu bunny Christ, kushungurudza kuri kunyatso kuzviisa zvinyoro.

Iyo pfupi nyaya inosanganisidzira tsika yechitendero yekutora kubva mumuviri waKristu apo Jesu Cottontail anozivisa mwana kuti hapana munhu akambomuona, uye maari kudaro, zvinoda kuti atore nzvimbo yake. Tsuro inoshusha inotora zai reIsita, ndokumurayiridza kuti avhure shaya dzake, uye oisa zai mumuromo make seimwe tsika yekupinda mukuva bhinya reIsita.

Kana iwe uchiri kuona chikamu, kana gehena rose Mazororo anthology parizvino, ndinokukurudzira kuti usvetuke clip iripazasi uye usangotarisa ichi chikamu chete, asi iyo yakazara bhaisikopo pamwe chete nayo iri kutenderera paNetflix. Nekudaro, kune avo vanoziva asi vanoda zororo, ini ndinokupa iwe Easter kurapa yakarongedzwa nehusiku huni mafuta kwemazuva. Zvakare, kunze kwekunge iwe uine mhando yekuvenga vana vako, ini ndaizorega kuregedza ndichivarega vatarise izvi.

Saka hongu, zviri pachena apa kuti Jesu Easter Bunny anotora korona yeminzwa sezororo rinotyisa mambo wechikara chinotyisa chezororo. Ini ndinogona kusazombotarisa mabhunje nenzira imwechete zvakare, uye kunze kwekunge iwe waona Mvura Kuderera, haudi kana.

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dzokufembera vachishandisa inotanga zhizha rinotyisa bhokisi hofisi mwaka ne whimper. Mafirimu anotyisa seaya anowanzo kuve mupiro wekudonha saka nei Sony yakafunga kugadzira dzokufembera vachishandisa mukwikwidzi wezhizha ane mubvunzo. Kubva Sony tizvishandise Netflix sepuratifomu yavo yeVOD ikozvino pamwe vanhu vakamirira kuifambisa mahara kunyangwe zvibodzwa zvevatsoropodzi nevateereri zvaive zvakaderera, mutongo werufu kune kuburitswa kwemitambo.

Kunyangwe kwaive kufa nekukurumidza - iyo firimu yakaunzwa $ Miriyoni 6.5 mudzimba uye kuwedzera $ Miriyoni 3.7 pasi rose, zvakakwana kudzoreredza bhajeti rayo - izwi remuromo rinogona kunge rakakwana kugonesa vanoenda kumabhaisikopo kuti vagadzire popcorn yavo kumba kune iyi.

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Uye ngatisakanganwa izvozvo dzokufembera vachishandisa zvingangove zvakaipa. Hapana chinogumbura anotyisa fan nekukurumidza kupfuura shopworn trope kunze kwekunge kuri kutora kutsva. Asi vamwe verudzi vatsoropodzi veYouTube vanoti dzokufembera vachishandisa anotambura boilerplate syndrome; kutora hwaro hwekutanga nekuchidzokorora uchitarisira kuti vanhu havazozviona.

Asi zvese hazvina kurasika, 2024 ine zvimwe zvakawanda zvinotyisa zvinopihwa zvinouya zhizha rino. Mumwedzi inotevera, tichawana Cuckoo (Kubvumbi 8), Longlegs (Chikunguru 12), Nzvimbo Yakanyarara: Chikamu Chekutanga (Chikumi 28), uye itsva M. Night Shyamalan inonakidza musungo (Nyamavhuvhu 9).

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Iyo nyeredzi nyeredzi Melissa barrera (Mhere VI, Mukumusoro), Kathryn Newton (Svosve-Munhu uye Wasp: Quantumania, Freaky, Lisa Frankenstein), Uye Alisha Weir sechimiro chezita.

Iyi firimu parizvino yakagara panhamba yepfumbamwe kuhofisi yebhokisi repamba uye ine vateereri mamakisi makumi masere neshanu muzana. Vazhinji vakaenzanisa firimu nemusoro Radio Silence's 2019 firimu rekupinda mumba Ready kana Not: Chikwata cheheist chinohaiwa nemunhu asinganzwisisike anogadzirisa kuti abate mwanasikana wemunhu ane simba pasi penyika. Vanofanira kurinda ballerina ane makore gumi nemaviri ehusiku humwe chete kuti vawane rudzikinuro rwemamiriyoni makumi mashanu emadhora. Sezvo vatapi vanotanga kuderera mumwe-mumwe, vanozoona nekutya kwavo kuti vakavharirwa mukati meimba huru isina musikanawo zvake.”

Runyararo Runyararo vanonzi vari kushandura magiya kubva kune zvinotyisa kuenda kuzvinosetsa muchirongwa chavo chinotevera. Deadline inoshuma kuti timu ichange ichitungamira Andy Samberg komedhi nezve marobhoti.

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Ku chiziviso yeimwe itsva IP-based film Mickey Vs Winnie. Zvinonakidza kuverenga zvinosetsa zvinotora kubva kuvanhu vasati vamboona bhaisikopo.

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The itsva Zviso zveRufu reboot inowana R chiyero. Izvo hazvina kunyatsonaka - Gen-Z inofanirwa kuwana vhezheni isina kurongeka sezvizvarwa zvakapfuura kuti vabvunze kufa kwavo sezvakaita isu tose.

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Russell Crowe irikuita imwe firimu rine zvinhu. Ari kukurumidza kuita imwe Nic Cage nekutaura hongu kune yega yega script, achidzosa mashiripiti kuB-mafirimu, uye yakawanda mari muVOD.

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Kuisa Gunguwo kumashure mudzimba dzemitambo for it 30th mhembero. Kuburitsa zvakare mabhaisikopo emhando yepamusoro kubhaisikopo kupemberera chiitiko chakakosha, asi kuita izvi apo mutambi wemufirimu uyu akaurayiwa paseti nekuda kwekuregeredza kubata kwemari kwemhando yakaipisisa.