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Vachando vechando vari kuteedzera Barack Obama!
Snowmen vari kunyangira Obama. Kwete, iri harisi zita reB-bhaisikopo rezororo flick, kana nhema dzinoshamisa. Varume vakaomeswa nechando, vakagadzirwa nevanhu vari kunyatsodongorera nepahwindo reOval Office nepamabhatani maziso, vachinyemwerera marasha akasviba kunge mweya yavo, uye tinofanira kukurukura.
Iwe unogona kunge uchiziva nezve pediophobia varwere: avo vasingakwanise kutsika zvakadzikama muchitoro chekare kutarisana nesherufu izere nezvidhori zveporcelain. Uye vanorwara necoulrophobia, avo kazhinji vasingatsike musekisi kuti vaedze kutarisana nemaclowns. Asi wakamboona mupfuuri achibhururuka paFrosty, pakati pekushongedza kwezororo? Uku kutya kunozivikanwa nekuti Hominochionophobia, uye HuffPost inoshuma kuti POTUS ine slush-crusted fever. Akaidya vanhu-uye ndiko kwaive kukanganisa kwake kukuru.
Zvakanaka, Barry! Anongoda kumbundirwa zvinodziya!
"Kune rudzi rwese rweChucky element kwavari," akadaro, achigutsurira-kana kudzungudza musoro?–kuMurume wedu watinoda Akanaka, masvondo mashoma apfuura. "Vanoti vhundutsa."
"Zvishoma" aitaura zvinyoro. Akazosvika pakutyisidzira kuti aende apo Michelle akaseka kuti aizoisa murume wechando mukamuri yavo yekurara-kana achingoseka.
Ipo iyo FLOTUS inogona kunge yanga ichiseka, vashandi veWhite House vaive voda kutora jee ravo kure zvakanyanya kukosha.
Vakabata mhepo yemhuri inosetsa yechando inogara muRose Garden, yakavakidzana neOval Office. "Takabva taona kuti vanhu vechando vairemerwa nekusimudza," mutori wemifananidzo weWhite House, Pete Souza, akatumira pa Instagram. Akafumura dambe yuletide paprofile pake ipapo, mukutamba-tamba. “Asi pakupedzisira, mangwanani ano Mutungamiriri asati auya kuhofisi, vamwe vashandi vanobatsira ― handisi kuzotaura kuti ndiyani ― akafambisa vanhu vese vechando saka mumwe nemumwe anga achidongorera nepahwindo rakasiyana muOval. Mufananidzo uyu wakatorwa masikati ano apo Mutungamiriri akasaina mabhiri ekupera kwegore. "
Barack aive pavari. Zvaiva izvi. Zvese zvaive zvadzika kune izvi: Obama-nible snowman.
Yakanga yava nguva yokuti aise bhandi rake dema mu<em>tae kwon do (kwete, zvakakomba—tarisa kumusoro) kuti ashandise zvakanaka.
Munhu anogona kungofungidzira zvakaitika kubva ipapo. Chokwadi, akazvikuvadza nepafafitera, achiendesa chidimbu chinokurumidza kumutsipa wegororo. Yakamugura musoro, ichisiya kachira keorenji pakati pake. Barack akabva aita mafiripi akati wandei, mumatayera anoenderana neOlympian. Zvichida kurova kwemba, kunanga kudumbu rake, ndiko kwaive kurova kwekupedzisira, kana-…kana kuti pamwe mutungamiri wenyika akangoseka zvakapetwa kaviri. Chero nzira, tinoda kutenda kuti chimwe chezviito zvake zvekupedzisira muhofisi yanga isiri yekuzvidzivirira, asi rudzi rwake rwaaidawo.
Merry Kisimusi, Obama: unorarama kupemberera rimwe gore.
“Gore rinotevera, Obama. Hauchave nesevhisi yekukudzivirira zvakare."
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Rob Zombie Anobatana naMcFarlane Figurine's "Music Maniacs" Mutsetse
Rob Zombie iri kujoinha boka rinokura renziyo dzinotyisa ngano dze McFarlane collectibles. Kambani yematoyi, inotungamirwa na Todd McFarlane, yanga ichiita zvayo Vadivelu Comedy Movie Maniacs mutsetse kubvira 1998, uye gore rino ivo vagadzira mutsva akatevedzana anonzi Sravana Sameeralu Serial XNUMXth Music Maniacs. Izvi zvinosanganisira vaimbi vane mukurumbira, Ozzy Osbourne, Alice Cooper, uye Trooper Eddie kubva Iron Maiden.
Kuwedzera kune iyo iconic rondedzero ndiye director Rob Zombie yaimbova yebhendi White Zombie. Nezuro, kuburikidza ne Instagram, Zombie akatumira kuti mufananidzo wake uchabatana neMusic Maniacs mutsara. The "Dracula" vhidhiyo yemimhanzi inokurudzira chimiro chake.
Akanyora kuti: "Imwe Zombie chiitiko chiitiko chakananga kwauri kubva @toddmcfarlane ☠️ Pave nemakore makumi maviri nemana kubva paakandiita wekutanga! Anopenga! ☠️ Preorder izvozvi! Kuuya chirimo chino."
Aka hakasi kekutanga Zombie kuratidzwa nekambani. Kare muna 2000, kufanana kwake kwaiva kurudziro ye "Super Stage" edition kwaanoshongedzerwa nema hydraulic claws mune diorama yakagadzirwa nematombo nemadehenya evanhu.
Parizvino, McFarlane's Sravana Sameeralu Serial XNUMXth Music Maniacs muunganidzwa unowanikwa chete ku-pre-odha. Iyo Zombie nhamba inogumira kune chete 6,200 zvidimbu. Pre-order yako pa McFarlane Toys webhusaiti.
Specs:
- Zvinoshamisa zvakatsanangurwa 6 ”chikero chine ROB ZOMBIE yakafanana
- Yakagadzirwa inosvika gumi nemaviri mapoinzi ekutaura ekuisa uye kutamba
- Zvishandiso zvinosanganisira maikorofoni uye mic stand
- Inosanganisira kadhi remifananidzo rine nhamba chitupa chehuchokwadi
- Inoratidzwa muMumhanzi Maniacs themed hwindo bhokisi kurongedza
- Unganidza ese McFarlane Toys Music Maniacs Metal Figures
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"Muhunhu Hwechisimba" Saka Nhengo Yevateereri Inorasa Panguva Yekuongorora
Chis Nash (ABC's yeRufu 2) achangoburitsa firimu rake idzva rinotyisa, Muhunhu Hwechisimba, pa Chicago Vatsoropodzi Firimu Fest. Zvichienderana nezvinoitwa nevateereri, vane matumbu akagwinya vangada kuunza bhegi rebarf kune uyu.
Ndizvozvo, tine rimwe firimu rinotyisa riri kuita kuti nhengo dzevateereri dzibude kunze kwekuongorora. Maererano neshumo kubva Firimu Updates nhengo imwe yevateereri yakakanda pakati pefirimu. Iwe unogona kunzwa odhiyo yevateereri maitiro kune iyo firimu pazasi.
Vateereri vachipindura kuuraya kubva ku'IN A VIOLENT NATURE' panguva yeChicago Critics Film Fest yekutariswa kwefirimu. Imwe nhengo yevateereri yakarutsawo panguva yekuongororwa.
- Magadzirirwo emufirimu (@FilmUpdates) Dai 6, 2024
Iyi bhaisikopo, inotsanangurwa seanorova kubva pamaonero emhondi, inorova matheater muna Chivabvu 31. pic.twitter.com/KGlyC3HFXa
Iyi iri kure neyekutanga firimu rinotyisa kutaura rudzi urwu rwekuita kwevateereri. Nekudaro, mishumo yekutanga ye Muhunhu Hwechisimba inoratidza kuti firimu iri ringangove rine chisimba zvakadaro. Iyo firimu inovimbisa kudzorera iyo slasher genre nekutaura nyaya kubva kune maonero emhondi.
Heino chirevo chepamutemo chemufirimu. Apo boka revachiri kuyaruka rinotora chivharo kubva mushongwe yemoto yakaputsika musango, ivo vasingazvizivi vanomutsa chitunha chakaora chaJohnny, mweya wokutsiva unokurudzirwa nehutsotsi hunotyisa hwamakore 60 okukura. Mhondi isina kufa munguva pfupi ichangotanga mhirizhonga yeropa kuti itore chivharo chakabiwa, ichiuraya chero munhu anopinda munzira yake.
Nepo isu tichafanira kumirira uye kuona kana Muhunhu Hwechisimba inorarama kune ese ayo hype, mhinduro dzichangoburwa pa X kupa chimwe chinhu kunze kwekurumbidza kwefirimu. Mumwe mushandisi anototaura akashinga kuti ichi chigadziriso chakafanana ne arthouse NeChishanu iyo 13th.
Muhunhu Hwechisimba ichagamuchira mitambo yetiyetari shoma kutanga May 31, 2024. Firimu richabva raburitswa musi waMay XNUMX, XNUMX. Kushungurudza imwe nguva gare gare mugore. Ita shuwa yekutarisa iyo promo mifananidzo uye turera pazasi.
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New Windswept Action Trailer ye 'Twisters' Ichakuputsira Uende
The summer movie blockbuster game yakauya yakapfava nayo Kudonha Guy, asi turera itsva ye Twisters iri kudzosa mashiripiti ine turera yakasimba izere nekuita uye kusahadzika. Kambani yekugadzira yaSteven Spielberg, Amblin, iri kuseri kweiyi firimu idzva renjodzi seyakatangira 1996.
Panguva ino Daisy Edgar-Jones anoridza mutungamiriri wechikadzi anonzi Kate Cooper, “aichimbova mudzingi wedutu akatambudzwa nechamupupuri chinoparadza mumakore ake okukoreji uyo zvino anofunda madutu pamasikirini asina ngozi muNew York City. Anokwezverwa kudzoka kumapani akavhurika neshamwari yake, Javi kuti aedze hurongwa hutsva hwekutevera. Ikoko, anoyambuka nzira naTyler Owens (Glen powell), mutambi wenhau anoyevedza uye asina hanya anobudirira pakutumira mafambiro ake ekudzingirirana nedutu nevashandi vake vane hutsinye, zvinova nengozi zvakanyanya. Sezvo mwaka wedutu uchiwedzera, zvinotyisa zvisati zvamboonekwa zvinoburitswa, uye Kate, Tyler nezvikwata zvavo zvinokwikwidza vanozviwana vari munzira dzemadutu akawanda arikutenderera pakati peOklahoma mukurwira hupenyu hwavo. "
Twisters cast inosanganisira Nope's Brandon Perea, Sasha lane (Uchi hweAmerica), Daryl McCormack (Peaky Blinders), Kiernan Shipka (Chilling Adventures yaSabrina), Nik Dodani (Atypical) uye Golden Globe anokunda Maura tierney (Akanaka Mukomana).
Twisters inotungamirirwa na Lee Isaac Chung uye inorova theatre July 19.
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Netflix Inoburitsa Chekutanga BTS 'Kutya Rue: Prom Queen' Footage
'Kunonoka Husiku NaDhiyabhorosi' Kunounza Moto Kuyerera
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New 'Faces of Death' Remake Ichayerwa R ye "Yakasimba Yekurwa Kweropa uye Gore"
1994's 'Gunguwo' Rinodzokera kuMateatre kune A New Special Engagement
Mike Flanagan Anouya Muchikepe Kuti Abatsire Mukupedzisa 'Shelby Oaks'
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Rarama Chiito Scooby-Doo Reboot Series MuInoshanda paNetflix
'Taura Neni' Dhairekita Danny naMichael Philippou Reteam NeA24 ye 'Mudzosere'
Nyowani 'MaXXXine' Mufananidzo wakachena 80s Costume Core
Rob Zombie Anobatana naMcFarlane Figurine's "Music Maniacs" Mutsetse
"Muhunhu Hwechisimba" Saka Nhengo Yevateereri Inorasa Panguva Yekuongorora
New Windswept Action Trailer ye 'Twisters' Ichakuputsira Uende
Travis Kelce anojoinha Cast paRyan Murphy's 'Grotesquerie'
Zvisingadaviriki Inotonhorera 'Cherechedza' Trailer Asi Yakafungidzirwazve se50s Horror Flick
Ti West Anoseka Idea Yechina Firimu Muiyo 'X' Franchise
'47 Meters Pazasi' Kuwana Firimu Yechitatu Inonzi 'The Wreck'
Chishanu Chitsva chegumi nematatu Maunganidzwa Up For Pre-Order Kubva kuNECA
'Chitatu' Mwaka Wechipiri Inodonhedza New Teaser Vhidhiyo Inoburitsa Full Cast
A24 Inonzi "Inodhonza Plug" PaPeacock's 'Crystal Lake' Series
Mifananidzo Mitsva yeMaXXXine Ratidza Aneropa Kevin Bacon naMia Goth muKubwinya Kwake Kwese
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