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Ongorora: "Iye Anouraya" ndeyeHilarious Unofanira Kuona!

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Kuseka. Zvinosemesa. Kunakidzwa.

Kuseka. Zvinosemesa. Kunakidzwa segehena rese.

Kubva kuna Ron Bonk kunouya kanenge kakanyatsourayiwa grindhouse inotyisa / komedhi firimu, Iye Anouraya. Nyeredzi Jennie Russo semunhu anotungamira Sadie, Iye Anouraya inotora iyo yemuviri inotyisa genre kune inosemesa nyowani nhanho, kugadzira mazino tarisa kunge Disney Channel bhaisikopo. Ini nguva pfupi yadarika ndakave nemufaro wekuiona isati yaburitswa.

Mutsara kubva pakuongorora kwepamberi unoverengwa seinotevera:

“Hupenyu hwaSadie hunoparadzwa apo chikwata chine hutsinye chinonzi 'The Toucher' chinomukomberedza nekuda kwekufungidzira kwavo kwakashata mushure mekumupupurira asina kupfeka asi asina mhosva akashama mumunda uri pedyo. Pahusiku hwemuchato wake, vanomurwisa iye nemurume wake Edwin, vachivaitira hutsinye. Asi panguva yekurwiswa, mhandara muroora anowana chakavanzika chine njodzi pamusoro pemuviri wake - iye akatukwa neanozivikanwa 'Fire Crotch,' mamiriro apo Satani akaisa chirevo kumukadzi wake. Mushure mekushanyira shamwari yake yekushopera Casparella, nzvimbo yekunyepedzera inoedzwa panyama yake nyama, asi zvinongopedzisira kuvhura masimba akavanzika akavanzika mukati make. Ronda rake remakoko rinova rinouraya, chombo chake chakaipisisa munyota yake yekutsiva maToucher nekurwa kwake nevarume vane ruchiva kwese kwese! ”

Wow. Ehe, iwe unoverenga izvo chaizvo. Iyi firimu nezve a ane mhondi nyini. Yakazara nemitengo yezvinhu zvakachipa zvinoshanda (iyo bhaisikopo inodhura chete $ 8,000 kuita) uye nzira dzakapusa dzekuita iyo genitalia yechikadzi chombo chekuparadza kwakawanda, uku kunamatwa kwakashata kunonoka '70's ​​grindhouse mafirimu anobudirira mukukungidzira kwete iwe chete, asi zvakare kutsemura iwe iyo nguva yese. Kana David Wain naMichael Showalter we Wet Hot American Summer mukurumbira wakasarudza kuita spoof pamhando yekushandisa, zvingangoita senge Iye Anouraya. Iko kuseka kuri pamusoro uye kusetsa; Ini ndakadzidza akati wandei matsva akakomba mazwi akashata echikadzi. Iko kuita, kune izvo firimu iri, kunoshanda zvinoshamisa. Iyo corny nhaurirano inoshanda mushe kuti ikwane mukati meiyo genre, ingangoita kuti iwe unetseke kana iri bhaisikopo raive zvechokwadi kubva panguva iyo iri kutora mareferenzi kubva.

Zvichida hazvishamise kubva kutsananguro yekuti bhaisikopo iri rinogumbura. Zvakanyanya, zvekuti kana mbwanana yangu payakandimbundikira pamakumbo angu kuti inyengerere pandakaona kuongorora, ndakanzwa zvakaipa kuva nechinhu chinotapira chisina mhosva ichi kupupurira firimu iri ndokumuendesa mune imwe kamuri. Mvura dzemuviri dzinobhururuka dzakasununguka mukati mefirimu uye bonde rinotekeshera kazhinji mufirimu rese. Jennie Russo mutambi uyo zviri pachena kuti akasununguka kuve akashama pafirimu, uye ini handizonyunyute nezve izvo zvishoma. Zviitiko zverufu zvine hunyanzvi uye zvinoshandisa mushe mhedzisiro yavaive nayo, ichichengetedza yakanakisa uye yakasarudzika yeyekupedzisira kuuraya, izvo zvinokusiya iwe uchiseka uchinyunyuta nekunyadziswa kwazvose.

"Uri kundiudza kuti masharubu angu haasi kutonhorera !?"

"Uri kundiudza kuti masharubu angu haanetsi !?"

Iwo maTouch zvakangotyisa semunhu mukuru wemufirimu. Mutungamiri wechikwata ichi, Dirk, mutambo wemamwe masharubu asingatendeseki enguva dzese, anodzikira pamutsipa wake, anodarika nepachipfuva chake otenderera paminyatso yake, ese akabatana. Akatonhorera, ane hukasha, ndiye murume, uye haudi kukanganiswa neane simba Dirk. Zvakare, anotakura akatakura bhegi remaronda anotonhora akaomeswa kuti amedze. Zvakanaka. Mamwe ese ensemble akakurisa zvakare, uye iwe unofanirwa kupa mabhonasi mapoinzi kune hombe goon Bhuruu yekuve neLeatherface portrait paruoko rwake.

Kuvhara mukati maminetsi gumi nemana, iyo bhaisikopo inoita senge inodhonza zvishoma dzimwe nguva, iine chiitiko chedisco icho chakaenderera kune izvo zvaiita senge zvekusingaperi. Neraki, pese panenge paine runyararo mufirimu chimwe chinhu chingasetsa kana chinosemesa (kana zvese zviri zviviri) chinouya kumusoro pakarepo uye unokanganwa nezve chero chiitiko chakanzwa kureba. Hilarity yeiri yese inodzikunura iyi firimu kubva kune chero chinhu chinonzwa sekunge chave kukwevera pamusoro.

Zvese muzvese, Iye Anouraya Iyo inosemesa uye inosetsa firimu asi kwete yevasina kusimba moyo. Iyi zvirokwazvo bhaisikopo inoda kuti ionekwe kuti inotendwa. Space exorcisms. Nhema Jesu. Zvekurwa. Kuuraya vaginas. Kuputika kwepenisi. Izvo zvese zviripo.

Ndakasvika kumugadziri wemafirimu Ron Bonk ndikaona kuti bhaisikopo richaburitswa kumitambo nemitambo munaGunyana, kuburitswa Blu-Ray, Dvd, uye VHS (!!!) kutenderera munaKurume kana Kubvumbi 2016. Unogona kushanyira zviri pamutemo Facebook peji kuti uzvichengete iwe uchigadziriswa pano.

Panguva ino, ita chokwadi chekutarisa iyo tirera pazasi!

 

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Sei Iwe Ungasada Kupinda Mapofu Usati Waona 'The Coffee Tafura'

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Ungada kuzvigadzirira zvimwe zvinhu kana ukaronga kuona The Coffee Tafura ikozvino inorenda paPrime. Isu hatisi kuzopinda mune chero vaparadzi, asi tsvagiridzo ishamwari yako yepamoyo kana iwe uine hanya nenyaya yakadzama.

Kana ukatitenda, pamwe munyori anotyisa Stephen King anogona kukupwisa. Mune tweet yaakaburitsa muna Chivabvu 10, munyori anoti, "Kune bhaisikopo reSpanish rinonzi TAFURA YEKOFI on Amazon Prime uye Apple +. Kufungidzira kwangu hausati wamboona, kana kamwe muhupenyu hwako hwese, kuona bhaisikopo dema seiri. Zvinotyisa uye zvakare zvinosetsa zvinotyisa. Fungai hope dzakaipisisa dzeCoen Brothers. "

Zvakaoma kutaura nezvefirimu pasina kupa chero chinhu. Ngatitii pane zvimwe zvinhu mumabhaisikopo anotyisa anowanzo kubva pa, ahem, tafura uye firimu iri rinoyambuka mutsara iwoyo nenzira huru.

The Coffee Tafura

Iyo ambiguous synopsis inoti:

“Jesu (David Couple) naMaria (Estefania de los Santos) vari vaviri vari panguva yakaoma muhukama hwavo. Kunyange zvakadaro, vachangobva kuva vabereki. Kuumba hupenyu hwavo hutsva, vanosarudza kutenga tafura yekofi itsva. Sarudzo inoshandura hupenyu hwavo. "

Asi pane zvakawanda kune izvozvo, uye chokwadi chekuti ichi chingave chakasviba pane ese makomedhi zvakare hachigadzirise. Kunyangwe ichirema kudivi rinokatyamadza zvakare, iyo yakakosha nyaya ndeye taboo uye inogona kusiya vamwe vanhu vachirwara nekuvhiringidzika.

Chakanyanya kuipa ndechekuti bhaisikopo rakanaka. Kuita kwacho kunoshamisa uye kusahadzika, masterclass. Kubatanidza kuti a Spanish film ine subtitles saka unofanirwa kutarisa skrini yako; zvakaipa chete.

Nhau dzakanaka ndedzekuti The Coffee Tafura handizvo here? Hongu, kune ropa, asi rinoshandiswa zvakanyanya sereferensi pane mukana wemahara. Zvakadaro, kungofunga nezve izvo mhuri iyi inofanirwa kupfuura nemairi kunokatyamadza uye ndinogona kufungidzira kuti vanhu vazhinji vachadzima mukati mehafu yeawa yekutanga.

Director Caye Casas vakaita bhaisikopo rakakura iro rinogona kudzika munhoroondo serimwe reanoshungurudza zvakanyanya akamboitwa. Wakanyeverwa.

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Trailer YeShudder Yekupedzisira 'Iyo Dhimoni Dambudziko' Inoratidza SFX

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Zvinogara zvichinakidza kana mubairo-anohwina-akakosha maitiro maartist vanova vatungamiriri vemafirimu anotyisa. Ndizvo zvazviri Dhimoni Dambudziko kubva Steven Boyle uyo akaita basa The Matrix mabhaisikopo, The Hobbit trilogy uye King Kong (2005).

Dhimoni Dambudziko ndiyo yazvino kutorwa kweShudder sezvo ichienderera mberi ichiwedzera zvemhando yepamusoro uye zvinonakidza zvemukati kukhathalogi yayo. Iyo firimu ndiyo dhairekitori rekutanga re boyle uye anoti anofara kuti ichave chikamu chehorror streamer raibhurari iri kuuya muna 2024.

“Tinofara nazvo Dhimoni Dambudziko yasvika panzvimbo yayo yekupedzisira neshamwari dzedu kuShudder,” akadaro Boyle. “Inharaunda uye nhandare yevateveri vatinokoshesa zvikuru uye hatingakwanise kufara kuva parwendo urwu navo!”

Shudder anodzokorora pfungwa dzaBoyle pamusoro pefirimu, achisimbisa unyanzvi hwake.

"Mushure memakore ekugadzira zvakasiyana-siyana zvekuona zviitiko kuburikidza nebasa rake seakasarudzika dhizaini pamafirimu emifananidzo, isu tinofara kupa Steven Boyle chikuva chechikamu chake chehurefu dhairekitori debut. Dhimoni Dambudziko, "akadaro Samuel Zimmerman, Mukuru weChirongwa cheShudder. "Izere nekukatyamadza kwemuviri kutyisa uko vateveri vauya kutarisira kubva kune uyu tenzi wemhedzisiro, bhaisikopo raBoyle inyaya inokatyamadza yekutyora kutuka kwevanoona kusingagadzike uye kuseka."

Iyi bhaisikopo iri kurondedzerwa se "mutambo wemhuri yeAustralia" unotarisa pamusoro, "Graham, murume akashungurudzwa nehupenyu hwake hwekare kubva pakufa kwababa vake uye kuparadzaniswa nevakoma vake vaviri. Jake, mukoma wepakati, anobata Graham achiti pane chakashata: munin’ina wavo Phillip anogarwa nababa vavo vakafa. Graham anobvuma achizengurira kuenda kunozvionera. Nehama nhatu dzakadzokera pamwe chete, vanokurumidza kuona kuti havana kugadzirira mauto anorwisana navo uye vanodzidza kuti zvivi zvemunguva yavo yapfuura hazvizorambi zvakavanzwa. Asi iwe unokunda sei huvepo hunokuziva mukati nekunze? Hasha dzine simba zvekuti dzinoramba kugara dzakafa?"

Vatambi vemafirimu, John Noble (Ishe weMhete), Charles CottierChristian Willis, uye Dirk Hunter.

Tarisa karavhani pazasi uye tiudze zvaunofunga. Dhimoni Dambudziko ichatanga kuyerera paShudder kudonha uku.

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Kurangarira Roger Corman iyo Yakazvimirira B-Movie Impresario

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Mugadziri uye mutungamiriri Roger corman ine bhaisikopo rechizvarwa chega chega rinodzokera kumashure anenge makore makumi manomwe. Izvi zvinoreva kuti vanotyisa vateveri vane makore makumi maviri nerimwe zvichikwira vangangoona imwe yemafirimu ake. VaCorman vakashaya musi wa70 Chivabvu vaine makore makumi mapfumbamwe nemasere.

“Aiva norupo, ane mwoyo wakasununguka, uye ane mutsa kune vose vaimuziva. Baba vakazvipira uye vasina udyire, vaidiwa zvikuru nevanasikana vavo,” mhuri yavo yakadaro pa Instagram. "Mafirimu ake aive echimurenga uye anoyevedza, uye akatora mweya wezera."

Mugadziri wemafirimu ane mukurumbira akaberekerwa muDetroit Michigan muna 1926. Unyanzvi hwekugadzira mafirimu hwakakwevera kufarira kwake engineering. Saka, pakati pemakore ekuma1950 akatendeudzira kutarisa kwesirivheri nekugadzira pamwe chete firimu Highway Dragnet muna 1954.

Kwapera gore aizoenda kuseri kwelenzi kuti atungamire Pfuti shanu Kumadokero. Kurongeka kwefirimu iroro kunonzwika sechinhu Spielberg or Tarantino yaizogadzira nhasi asi pabhajeti remamiriyoni emadhora: "Munguva yeHondo Yenyika, Confederacy inoregerera matsotsi mashanu uye inovatumira kuComanche-nzvimbo kuti vatore goridhe reMubatanidzwa-vakabata Confederate uye vatore Confederate turncoat."

Kubva ipapo Corman akagadzira mashoma ekuMadokero ane pulpy, asi ipapo kufarira kwake mafirimu echikara kwakabuda kutanga Chikara chine Meso Mamirioni (1955) uye Yakakunda Nyika (1956). Muna 1957 akatungamirira mafirimu mapfumbamwe aibva kuzvisikwa zvezvisikwa (Kurwiswa kweGakanje Zvikara) kumadhirama evachiri kuyaruka anodzvinyirira (Teenage Doll).

Pakazosvika 60s pfungwa dzake dzakashanduka kunyanya kumafirimu anotyisa. Mamwe emukurumbira wake panguva iyoyo aive akavakirwa pamabasa aEdgar Allan Poe, Gomba uye Pendulum (1961), The Raven (1961), uye Iyo Masque yeRutsvuku Rufu (1963).

Munguva ye70s akaita zvakawanda kugadzira pane kutungamirira. Akatsigira huwandu hwakawanda hwemafirimu, zvese kubva kunotyisa kusvika kune yaizodaidzwa yekukuya nhasi. Imwe yemafirimu ake akakurumbira kubva mumakore gumi iwayo aive Rufu Rudzi 2000 (1975) uye Ron Howard's yekutanga chimiro Idya Guruva Rangu (1976).

Mumakumi emakore akatevera, akapa mazita akawanda ekuremekedza. Kana wairenda a B-mufirimu kubva kunzvimbo yako yekurojesa vhidhiyo, anogona kunge akaigadzira.

Kunyangwe nanhasi, mushure mekufa kwake, IMDb inoshuma kuti ane maviri ari kuuya mafirimu mukutumira: shoma Chitoro cheHalloween Zvinotyisa uye Crime Guta. Kufanana nengano yechokwadi yeHollywood, achiri kushanda kubva kune rumwe rutivi.

"Mafirimu ake aive echimurenga uye anoyevedza, uye akatora mweya wezera," mhuri yake yakati. “Paakabvunzwa kuti angada kuyeukwa sei, akati, ‘Ndaiva mugadziri wemafirimu, izvozvo chaizvo.’”

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