Zviri kuda kusvika, vakomana !!!! Asingasviki mavhiki maviri asara pamberi pekudzoka kwedu epamoyo bots, mads uye shitty mafirimu. Muchidimbu chemazuva, MST3K inoita kudzoka kwayo kwakamirirwa kwenguva refu.

Ini handikwanise kukuudza mafaro andinoita. Handina zano pandakatanga kudanana nechiratidziro asi kudonha ndakaita uye kwakaoma. Ndinoziva vamwe vanhu Team Joel uye vamwe vari Team Mike, asi ini zvechokwadi handina kumboita hanya nazvo. Ndakavada vese uye kemesitiri pakati pavo vese naGypsy, Cambot, Tom Servo naCroooooooooow (bvuma kuti wakaimba izvozvo mumusoro wako… bvuma izvozvo) zvakaenzana zvinoshamisa.

Ini ndaunganidza yangu yega ragtag boka kubva kuHorror timu kuti nditore iyo mhedzisiro inofanirwa kuona zvikamu zvisati zvaitika mwaka mutsva wepremier. Saka batisisa magiya ako, tora yako yakajeka gadziriso yakagadzirira, uye rega kuverenga pasi.

6,5,4,3,2,1… uye nguva yekuratidzira.

Zvinotyisa zveSpider Island Mwaka 10, Chikamu 11

Chikwata chevatambi veGo-Go nemaneja wavo (neimwe nzira) vanopona mutsaona yendege munzira yavo kubva kuNew York kuenda kuSingapore, ndokushamba kumahombekombe pachitsuwa chinogarwa neshungu dandemutande… Pachinyakare ndiri murume waJoel kana zvasvika ku MST3K, asi pane chimwe chinhu nezve Zvinotyisa zveSpider Island izvo ini zvandinongoda; irwo rudzi rwemafirimu akasarudzika (vatambi vanoenda-varwiswa nedandemutande / murume / chikara pakati pemapati uye kushambira vasina kupfeka) ayo ma1960 chete aigona kuburitsa. Mike, Tom Servo, uye Crow vari mune yakanakisa fomu mukati mese, asi sekune neakanakisa MST3K episodes, iyo nyaya yekuti bhaisikopo pachayo irikunakidza zvisinganzwisisike (iine zvinotyisa kuburitsa kubva muchiGerman chepakutanga) uye inopa kuenzanisa kwakanakisa kune vakomana vanoseka (kana kungotiyeuchidza isu kamwechete kamwe mune imwe nguva yatiri kutarisa Zvinotyisa zveSpider Island… Firimu rine musoro wenyaya iri… inenge 30% rakarurama: vari pachitsuwa).

-Shaun Cordingley

Chibayiro Chekupedzisira Mwaka 9, Chikamu 10

Iyo epic, yakaderera-bhajeti, kuCanada kushanya kwehupenyu hwese! Izvo zvinotevera mudiki nerd Troy McGreggor apo iye achiedza kutevedzera mune yake yakareba kubvira pakafa nyanzvi yezvinocherwa mumatongo tsoka dzababa. Achizviwana iye achimhanya kubva kune anoseka nekutaura kwakadzika mutungamiriri wechitendero anonzi Satoris, neuto rake re-ski-mask akapfeka, macheni-ane nhubu, anoungana nemagamba makuru eCanada: ZAP ROWSDOWER. Kudyira doro, kusurukirwa kusurukirwa uyo angangodaro akabata kufa kwababa vaTroy. Pamwe chete ivo vanofanirwa kuwana iyo yekare Ziox budiriro uye vanounza rugare kuAlberta! Pfungwa dzakakosha dzinosanganisira yakaderera-bhajeti mota inodzingirira, veCanada vanamati, uye vaneshungu riffs pakunwa kwaZap. Kusanganisira tambo isingafi "Hameno kana paine doro pazuva?" Uye iine Pipper, yakanyanya dangnabbed, rootin-tootin, Yosemite Sam, anotarisira mhando zvachose.

-Jacob Davidson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYoheSI7Dbc

 

Werewolf Mwaka 9, Chikamu 4

Iyi bhaisikopo igehena yenguva yakanaka uye nyeredzi idiki (nzira diki) inozivikanwa Estevez, Joe Estevez. Boka rezvokuchera matongo rinowana ngano yekuNative American mhuka yemhashu yakavigwa murenje. Nevanhu vazhinji vanoshanduka mune ino bhaisikopo, iwe ungafunge kuti chinhu ichi chingave chiri chipenyu asi, kwete. Nenzira dzakasiyana siyana, vanhu vanongoda kuwira pamapfupa uye kukwenya uye Bada Bing Bada Boom… werewolf. Kuita kwacho kune hutsinye uye nyaya yacho ndeyepakati uye NDINODA iyo. Kune kumeso kushoma kumeso kwevatambi pane iyo yekumirira imba yehofisi yepurasitiki chiremba Snark Patrol iri pachinongedzo nehurukuro yavo uye inogadzirira chiitiko chinonakidza chose. Iwe hauzombotarisa mabhureki nenzira imwechete zvakare. Uyezve, pane iyo Estevez. Izvo zvinoita kuti rova, handiti?

-DD ​​Crowley

 

Pumaman Mwaka 9, Chikamu 3

Ini ndinofunga ndinogona kurerekera pamusoro peichi nechimwe chikonzero: Ndiri muhombe John Carpenter Halloween fan. Pumaman HAKUNA chinhu chakafanana Halloween asi vanogovana chinhu chakajairika… Donald Pleasence. Hongu. Iyo bhaisikopo nezve yechinyakare yeAztec mask iyo inoshandura izvo zvakagadzirirwa kugamuchira masimba ayo kuita PUMAMAN! “Pumaman ndiani?” unobvunza. Mukomana akapfeka hembe ine mubhedha uye cape iyo KINDA inobhururuka uye ari wedzinza reAztec enda. Izvi zvakakosha Ini handina chokwadi kana zviri mhedzisiro, iko kuita kana chokwadi icho cheAztec shaman inoedza randos kuti vaone kana vari Pumaman nekuvadzingira kunze kwemahwindo. Uye ini handina chokwadi chekuti chii chakaita kuti Pleasence ajoine vashandi veichi chidiki LSD rwendo, asi ndinofara akazviita. Uyezve, ndinozvida kana vakadzi vanotungamira vaine kesi yakaoma yemeso ekupenga.

-DD ​​Crowley

Anogadzira mweya Mwaka 10, Chikamu 1

Oo, gehena. NdiJoe Estevez zvakare. Iye "nyeredzi" mune ino bhaisikopo ("Pane chero chinhu chine nyeredzi nyeredzi Joe Estevez?") SeMutambi weMweya anotarisira kutora mweya yevechiri kuyaruka vanofa mutsaona yemotokari. Iyo bhaisikopo ndiyo muenzaniso weiyo 1990's yakaipa movie. Iyo hurukuro inonzwika sechimwe chinhu kurwadziwa kwako mudhongi 9-gore-okuberekwa mukoma aigona kunyora uye mumhanzi mimhanzi mune yehunyanzvi izwi. Iyo bhaisikopo inotyisa asi izvi zvine mamwe emashoko akanakisa andakaona kubva kuna Mike, Tom Servo naCrow. Ini handifunge kuti pane chikamu chemufirimu chandanga ndisingacheme nekuseka. Anogadzira mweya akatungamira mwaka wekupedzisira we MST3K uye yaisanganisira kushanya kubva kuna Joel kuenda kuSOL kwaive kwakakosha uye kushushikana kushoma kune vanoona.

-DD ​​Crowley

Usazviganhure kune izvi zvishanu chete pamberi pegurukota. Pane zvakawandisa zvekuyambuka asi zvimwe zvidimbu zvinodikanwa zviri Pod Vanhu, Mitchell, Merlin's Shop yeMythical Wonders, Eegah uye zvakawanda, zvimwe zvakawanda. Yakawanda kunyoreswa inofamba uye maTV ekushambadzira masevhisi anopa yakatarwa zita rechinyorwa uye MST3K inodzokera kuNetflix Kubvumbi 14th kune mwaka nyowani wemabhaisikopo akaipa, hurukuro huru uye madhimoni matsva.

Paunenge uri pano, tarisa iyo mutsara mutsva kumusoro kwezvikamu zveMST3K iyo Netflix yakawedzera. Uye tarisa Felicia Zuva naPatten Oswalt sevanopenga vatsva pano!