Ah, Zuva reValentine. Nepo vazhinji vakaroorana vachipemberera zororo reHallmark nekudya kwemanheru kana kuchinjaniswa kwezvipo zvenguva pfupi (maruva uye chokoreti zvinogara kwenguva yakareba zvakadii, chero zvodii?), Vamwe vanozogutsa zvishuwo zvavo zvenyama nezvimwe zvakanaka zvinofadza. Ikozvino, pfungwa dzako dzisati dzanyura kwazvo mumugero, zviri pachena kuti ndiri kutaura nezve marathon emafirimu anotyisa pano.

Pane chimwe chinhu chakanyanya kudanana nezve splatter yeropa uye mweya wakashatirwa weiyo yakanaka inotyisa bhaisikopo. Kunyangwe iwe uri kutemera midzi kuti vapone (uye vabudirire!) Kana kune mamaniacs ekuti basa riitwe (decapitation!), Unogona kutarisira kutyisa kuti uwane kupomba kweropa rako.

Saka Zuva reValentine iri, ini ndoda kutarisa kune vamwe vanouraya mafirimu vakaroorana vanoshandisa zvakanyanya kudanana kwavo. Ivo vanochengetedza kudanana kuri kurarama nekutora hupenyu hwevamwe. Ehe, aya ma duos anouraya anogadzira zvimwe zvakanyanyisa hukama zvibodzwa.

Heathers (1988)

heathers yakapa hwaro nekuda kwekutsamwa kwangu paChristian Slater, uye ndichave ndichifara nekusingaperi. Ini zvakare ndichave ndakashongedzwa nekusingaperi nekuda kwehukama hwehukama tarisiro yakaitika. Ndeupi wechidiki anonamira aisada rudo rwakaita saJD naVeronica?

Kufanana nerudo rwevachiri kuyaruka (ndinofungidzira), rudo rwavo rwunotumbuka kubva mukuvengana kweanosemesa uye akakurumbira mapoka anoteedzera nzira dzekupinda chikoro chavo chepamusoro. Veronica (Winona Ryder) pakutanga aive chikamu chevanhu “vanotonhorera”, asi hunhu hwavo hwakawanda hwaimubvisa paushamwari hwavo. Pinda Jason "JD" Dean (Christian Slater), mukomana mutsva mudhorobha ane saucy sardonic streak uye chaiyo knack yekuuraya.

Kubatana kwavo kunoratidza kuti vanoziva nzira yekuziva nekutsigirana masimba. Kuna Veronica, ndirwo ruzivo rwake rwemuviri wevadzidzi uye hunyanzvi hwekunyora zvinyorwa zvavo. YeJD, humhondi hwekugadzira hwakavanzika sekuzviuraya. Vakadaro vaviri vakakwana!

Mwenga waChucky (1998)

Chucky naTiffany vari ari mhondi vaviri. Chero nguva chero vadikani vanotyisa pavanotaurwa, zvakanyatsovimbiswa kuti mazita avo anenge ari pachinyorwa.

Ivo vaviri vakauraya mhondi vari vega, kana vaviri ava vari pamwechete ivo vari damn padhuze vasingamiswe. Kufanana, kupararira-kuwanda-pamusoro-akati wandei-mafirimu asingamiswe. Chucky naTiffany vanogovana chishuwo chisingaenzaniswi.

Asi ngatirege kukanganwa kuti ivo vese vane yavo yekufa flair. Tiffany (Jennifer Tilly) zvese zvine chekuita nekugadzira uye kuuraya - ndiye Martha Stewart wekuuraya. Chucky (Brad Dourif) is retro-classic, achifarira iyo quintessential nyore yeakanaka kubaya.

Izvo zvataurwa, zvakakosha kuti uzive kuti vanodzidza kubva kune mumwe nemumwe. Ivo vanogara vachimanikidzana kuti vaite zvimwe - kuenda kunze kwenzvimbo yavo yekuuraya nyaradzo uye kukura se (zvechokwadi psychotic) vanhu. Kune vavariro yakanaka muhukama hwavo husina hutano.

Vanhu Vari Pasi Pemasitepisi (1991)

Sezviri pachena nzira yakanakisa yekuita kuti roorano igare ndeyekumanikidza chaizvo mitemo yakaoma pane vese vashanyi nevana mumba mako. Zvirinani, ndozvatinodzidza mairi Vanhu Vari Pasi peMatanho. Ini ndinofungidzira kwakawanda kuuraya kunobatsira, futi? Uyezve, ita shuwa kuti imbwa yako yakanyatsodzidziswa. Zvakavanzika zvekubudirira.

Amai (Wendy Robie) naDaddy (Everett McGill) vanotonga imba yavo nesimbi (uye yeganda) chibhakera. Paunenge uchimhanyisa mhuri inoomesera, zviri nyore kurega kusawirirana kudiki kuchiwedzera uye kuchikanganisa kuedza kwako. Asi izvi zvese ndezvekubatana - kuvimba nekutsigirana kuburikidza nekuedza kwavo kwechisimba.

Kunyangwe neguta rese rakapesana navo, Amai naDaddy varipo vakabatana kumberi. Ivo chaivo vane simba-vaviri.

Vakasikwa Vakazvarwa Vakauraya (1994)

Kungave kutambanudza kufona Natural Born Killers bhaisikopo rinotyisa, asi ini ndichatukwa kana Mickey naMallory vasina kuwana nzvimbo yavo pane urwu runyorwa.

Vana vanopenga ava vanofarira kuuraya vakawanda sekuda kwavo sekudanana - izvo zvinoreva kuti vanochida chakanyanya damn. Kupfuura kwavo kunetseka kwakavaunza pamwechete uye vakagadzira chisungo chisinga tsanangurike, chakasungwa nekunakidzwa kwavo kunouraya.

Kunyangwe paine miedzo nematambudziko (tisingataure nezvenguva yavo yejeri), Mickey (Woody Harrelson) naMallory (Juliette Lewis) vakaomerera pazviri zvese. Semuenzaniso wekutanga we "kupenga kwako kunopenga kupenga kwangu", ava vaviri kutasva-kana-kufa humambo.

Hounds eRudo (2016)

Evelyn naJohn vane hukama hwakaoma. Ndiyo "kuisa zvinyoro" pfupiso ye Hounds eRudo, firimu reAustralia rinotevera kubatwa kwemusikana mudiki uye kushungurudzwa pamaoko evamwe vaviri vane huipi.

John (Stephen Curry) naEvelyn (Emma Booth) vakapindirana mumutambo wakasimba uye usina hutano wekubiridzira unomhanya mutsinga dzehukama hwavo. Ivo vanogovana godo rakamonyoroka uye vachidzidzira obsession iyo inovachengeta vakasungwa pamwechete pamwe nekuzvipira kwekubata.

Sezvatinodzidza kuburikidza nefirimu, kuda kwavo kunowedzerwa nekushungurudzwa uye kupondwa kwevasikana vadiki. Ini ndinofungidzira kuti havana kuyedza kupanana mazano.

Vanotarisa (2012)

Vanoona idiki diki diki rinonakidza rerimwe komedhi rinoratidza kuti zvinogona kukurumidza uye nyore sei kuwana chishuwo chitsva muhupenyu. Izvo zvinongoitika kuti - kuna Chris naTina - kwavo kutsva kuda kuponda.

Ivo vadikani vanoyambuka zvakashamisa uye zvinokatyamadza zvinotaridzika zveEngland mukaravhani, vachisangana nevamwe vanonetsekana nekunyepedzera uye vanosemesa vatorwa vasingazivi munzira. Chris (Steve Oram, Rwiyo RwerimanaTina (Alice Lowe, Kutsiva) vari kurarama hupenyu hwavo hwakanakisa, vachirasa chero munhu anovatsamwisa parwendo rwavo rwekuona nzvimbo.

Kana iwe wakambotsamwiswa nezviito zvemunhu wausingazive, bhaisikopo iri rinofanira kunge risingafadzi. Chris naTina vakanyatsoenderana nekuda kwemaonero avo ehunhu husingaregererwe - uye nemabatiro avanosarudza kuita nazvo.

Ivo Vavanodiwa (2009)

Vadiwa anogona kuve nechimwe chinotyisa zvakanyanya… zvisingaenderane nemurume nemukadzi, asi pane rudo rwakawanda pakati pemhondi 'Princess' nababa vake vaanoda.

Chikamu chezvinogadzira Vadiwa firimu rakadaro rinonakidza uye risinganetseke ndiko hukama hwehukama pakati pezviviri. Baba (John Brumpton) vaizoitira chero musikana wavo chero chinhu, uye Lola (Robin McLeavy) anofara chose kugamuchira kutariswa. Zviitiko zvavo zvinodonha ne chaizvo kusagadzikana kusagadzikana.

Lola ane chishuwo chakakura chekuda kudiwa, uye baba vake vanodyisa ichi chishuwo nekumupfugamira kwese kwavanoda. Senge ari kutora toyi nyowani (uye, zvichinyanya, ndiye), Baba vanowana chazvino chekutamba pane runyorwa rwaLola uye vanomukwevera kumba kuti vamupe zvishuwo zvake zvakanyanya.

Peek diki yatinayo muhupenyu hwavo hwemumba inoita kuti iwe unetseke kuti chii chakatanga kuuya. Kwaive kurwira kwake kwegodo uye zvechisimba here, kana kunyatsonzwisisa maitiro ekutapa nekutambudza? Chero nzira, ivo vanobereka vaviri.

 

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