Vamwe venyu vaverengi vadiki mungangodaro musinganditendi pandinonyora izvi, asi paive nenguva, munguva yakapfuura isiri kure, apo maMonsters eUniversal aive… zvikara.

Asi iyo nguva ivo vari-changin ', sekutaura kwaBob Dylan. Uye mitsara ivo vari-blurrin, 'semwanakomana wababa kubva Kukura kurwadziwa zvichangobva kutaurwa.

Kumwe kunoteedzana nemutsara, mabhuku enyambo uye mabhaisikopo akabatana uye ikava mega bhokisi hofisi simba, iyo smash hit budiriro yeMarvel akasiyana siyana maratidziro, reboots, re-reboots, spin-offs uye sequels inotitora isu tese muzera reiyo gamba.

Panguva ino iripo panguva, apo ini ndigere pano ndichitaipa izvo zvine chokwadi chekudzokorora kwenguva yakareba zvekuti vazhinji venyu mucharega 2/3 yenzira yekupfuura, magamba makuru ndiwo madzimambo anotonga ebhokisi hofisi, uye ese makuru ma studio vane fungidziro vane nzara yechimedu chavo chegamba iro

Iyo yazvino studio yekusvetuka pamusoro peiyo gamba bandwagon ndeyeUniversal, uyo achangobva kuzivisa kuti vachange vachigadzira iyo Marvel -style muchadenga kune avo emagetsi echikara. Izvo zvinonyanya kureva ndezvekuti chikara chimwe nechimwe chichawana yake firimu uye ipapo ivo vese vanozopedzisira vauya pamwe chete kune imwe hombe ole monster mash, uye kana iwe kana ini tichida izvo kana kwete hazvina basa kune kwavo kuronga sekuti ndeupi ruvara rwembatya ini ' m rocking izvozvi.

Ivo vatema. Ndinogara ndakapfeka nhema. Nekuti inovanza tsaona.

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Maererano nemishumo ichangobva kuitika, Dracula Untold ndiko kutanga kweichi chakagovaniswa Universal Monsters zvakasikwa, yekutanga yemazhinji monster reboots ichauya. A prequel iyo inopinda mune yekutanga nyaya ye cinema's inonyanya kuoneka vampire, iyi nyowani inotora yechinyakare ngano yakaiswa muzana ramakore regumi neshanu Transylvania, inotongwa neyaimbove anotyisa asi iye zvino ane rugare Muchinda Vlad (… the Impaler).

Kana maTurkey achityisidzira kuparadza nyika yake nekuuraya vanhu vake, kana akasabvuma kurega mwanakomana wake mudiki atorwe nekurerwa navo (F ruzha irworwo), Prince Vlad (Luke Evans) anowana tariro muvampire wekare anorarama murima pamusoro pegomo rinotyisa rine zita rinotonhorera. Kutsvaga simba rekuparadza vavengi vake uye kununura mhuri yake, Vlad anomanikidza vampire kuti amutendeutse, achinwa ropa rake kubva padete revanhu rakapwanyika.

Kana akasabvuma kuzvishuwo zvake zvenyama zvekunwa ropa revanhu mumazuva matatu anotevera, Vlad achadzokera kuhupenyu hwake chaihwo, mushure memazuva matatu ekuve badass ine simba-guru. Asi kana akasakwanisa kudzivisa chikumbiro, anogara nekusingaperi vampire. Uye iro idambudziko uye zvinhu. Kunyanya kana iwe uri chaizvo, chaizvo, chaizvo, nekuseka kwakanaka.

Ini pachangu kutaura, ini handisi mutsigiri weiyi miitiro yezvikara ichishandurwa kuita yakaipa runako rwekuita magamba, uye Dracula Untold yakanyanya kwazvo iyo bhaisikopo. Kupfuura chero chinhu chipi zvacho, inotamba senge yekutanga nyaya yegamba iro rine simba guru rinoitika nderekuti ane mazino uye anogona kushanduka kuita shitload yeCG bats. Zita rekuti Dracula riri mumusoro, ichi ichokwadi, asi izvi ndizvo Dracula iwe waunoziva uye waunoda.

Gehena, iyo yega chiitiko chakaita kuti ndinzwe senge ndaive ndakatarisa Universal monster bhaisikopo yaive imwe apo mhomho-sevanhu vemumusha vanotora marambi, uye kunyange izvo zvaive zvakanyanya Frankenstein kupfuura Dracula.

Asi nyaya yangu nefirimu haisi yekungoti ndeye bastardization yeimwe yeanotyisa emamuvhi emadhivhuru. Kwete, nyaya yangu nefirimu ndeyekuti haina kugadzikana kusvika padanho rekukanganwa zvachose. Kushaya seti yemabhora uye isina chero hunhu hunonzwisisika, Dracula Untold Vampire firimu iri kushomeka zvakanyanya mudhipatimendi rekurumwa, kunge vamp ine mazino akaiswa pasi kuitira kuti agare akachengeteka uye achifararira kuvanhu.

Nekuratidzira ole Vlad segamba, kwete chikara, Dracula Untold inorasikirwa nechikamu chakanaka cheyemukati chikumbiro icho chinonyatso kukwevera vazhinji vanotyisa mafeni kunzvimbo yemitambo vhiki ino. Chinhu chinonakidza nezve Dracula ndechekuti iye ane hutsinye, anonwa ropa-chikara, uye saka hazvisi izvo zvinonakidza kuona bhaisikopo nezve vhezheni yeDracula izvo zvisiri izvo. Ini hangu handina basa nemunhu Dracula, uye ini handidi kumutarisa iye paanenge achikanganisa hunyanzvi hwekubhururuka.

Ndinoona kuti iyi inyaya yekutanga nyaya yatiri kutaura nezvayo, asi chimwe chinhu chakakanganisika zvakanyanya kana zvese izvo franchise-starter yaanokwanisa kuzadzikisa iri kuita kuti iwe ushuve dai wanga uri panzvimbo yekutarisa iyo inotevera. Sezvo zviri pachena pachena kuti Dracula ari kupendwa segamba rakanaka, iwe unongoziva kuti haazoite chero chinhu chakaipa mune ino bhaisikopo, iyo inonyanya kusveta chero nekunakidzwa kwese.

Seizvo chaizvo kuratidzwa kwaVlad kuchida kukanganwa rima rake, saizvozvowo iyo bhaisikopo inoshuvira kukanganwa yayo titular chikara, ichipa Dracula Untold chingori chimwe chiito chechiitiko chaicho. Iyo yakachengeteka panenge pese patendeuka, zvinorwadza kudaro, uye kunyangwe imwe varaidzo ine mwero ichipihwa mupfupi 90 miniti nguva yekumhanya, hazvina kukwana kuita iyo bhaisikopo chero chinhu kupfuura kukanganwika zvachose. Haisi bhaisikopo rinotyisa. Handina kana kumbobvira… ndakatarisira.

Zvinonyadzisa, chaizvo, nekuti panoratidzika kunge paine firimu rinotyisa rinotyisa riri pasi peCG chiito uye zvakaoma-kuudza-chii-chiri kuitika zviitiko zvehondo. Uye iyo bhaisikopo rinotyisa rakagara pamusoro pegomo rambotaurwa pamusoro. Iyo vampire inoshandura Vlad (pamusoro) yakanyanya Dracula-yakafanana naDracula iye, uye zviitiko zviviri zvikuru hunhu hurimo ndevamwe veakanakisa mufirimu. Charles Dance anotyisa mune iro basa, uye ini ndaiwanzoshuvira kuti dai ndaiona bhaisikopo nezvehunhu hwake, pane Evans '.

Zvinosuruvarisa, ndakanga ndisiri.

Zvinotoshamisa ndezvokuti Prince Vlad, mune ino bhaisikopo, anoti pane imwe nguva kuti nyika haigare ichida gamba - dzimwe nguva, inoda chikara. Mutsara uyu wakanamatira kwandiri apo ini ndakabuda yemitambo manheru apfuura, sezvo yakanyatso kupfupisa nzira yandinonzwa nezvayo Dracula Untold. Isu hatina kuda gamba neiyi, Yese. Taida chikara. Uye iyo yekuti hatina kuwana imwe inondisiya ndichinetseka zvakanyanya nezveramangwana rechinhu ichi chakashinga.

Pakupera kwezuva, Dracula Untold yakasarudzika yakaringana kumisikidzwa yezvandinofungidzira kuti Universal iri kuyedza kuita neose zvakasikwa. Mune mamwe mazwi, zvinoitwa izvo zvavaiedza kuti zviitwe. Dambudziko nderekuti ini handina hanya neicho chiri kusikwa, rinova dambudziko nekuti ini nenzira dzese ndinofanira kuwira kune tarisiro vateereri vechinhu chipi nechipi chine chekuita neMonsters… handiti?

Maiwe, zvinoita kunge zvidhoma zvemifananidzo hazvisi zvangu futi, uye ndiko kuziva kuti handigone kubatsira asi kunzwa kusuwa nezvazvo.