Chikoro chave kunze uye wave kuda kutanga zhizha musasa svondo rinouya. Uri kufara here? Imwe mavhiki masere ane mbiri akatsvikinyidzana mukamba kadiki, kainhuwirira nevamwe vakomana kana vasikana vanomwe vanobva kwakasiyana hupenyu. Ndine chokwadi chekuti pachave neGoth, iyo joki, yako busty musasa slut, iye anotaka nematombo, uyezve mhandara. Ndeupi iwe? Iwe zvirinani uzviverenge usati waenda nekuti zvinozotarisa zvauchazoda kurongedza.

Bug spray, tarisa. Sun block, tarisa. Kurara bhegi, cheki. Muchinjikwa,….? Chii? Iwe hauna kurangarira kutakura yako yakavimbika muchinjiko uta? Handina kutaura here kuti uyu hausi musasa wakajairika? Iyi ndiyo Camp Slasher!

Zvese zvawakadzidza kubva kune yega firimu rinotyisa rakamboitika kumusasa, kubva Chishanu Chishanu^th uye Kurara Camp to Cheerleader Camp uye Kusvirwa ndinofanira kunge ndakakudzidzisa maitiro ekurarama muzhizha rako, kana zvirinani kukupa iwe mukana wekurwa. Kana iwe usina kutora zvinyorwa chinhu chakanaka ini ndiri pano, wako musasa slasher nyanzvi, kuti ndikuudze chaizvo izvo zvaunoda kurongedza kuti uwedzere matambudziko ako.

Iyo Camp Goth
Kana iwe uri iwo musasa Goth iwe une zviwanikwa zvakawanda zvaunazvo kupfuura zvaungazive. Iwo makani eAqua Net kuti uwane yako Mushonga akafuridzirwa bvudzi-ita uye wako akavimbika mwenje kuputa ako aunofarira Cloves achave ako epamoyo shamwari. Pakarepo furidza torch! Kana iwe ukazviwana iwe uri pedyo nekamuri neakavharirwa mhondi flick iyo yakareruka uye vhenekera iyo bastard! Zvinogona kusamuuraya, asi kana iwe ukanangisa kumeso nemeso zvinoisa tsoka dzakanaka pakati pako newe, zvichikupa nguva yakakwana yekutsvaga kubuda uye kumhanya!

Iyo yakadzikira; yako ane fashoni masendimita matanhatu epuratifomu bhutsu uye mabhandi ebhandi kubva kuHot Topic ari kudzora kufamba kwako. Mikana yakanyanya kukwirira zvekuti iwe unozogumbuka pamusoro pako, uchiita iyo inotungamira nguva iwe yawakangotenga zvisina basa paunobata demo kumashure. Zano rangu kwauri nderekuti usiye mabhurugwa akasurukirwa uye bhutsu dzakasungwa kumba uye woenda kune chimwe chinhu zvishoma zvinoshanda. Ko zvakadii nhema zvikabudura zvine hove uye vamwe vanokamba dhongi remauto bhutsu? Wako Goth mufananidzo unenge uchiri wakasimba, asi idzi sarudzo muwardrobe dzinonyanya kushanda kuti utize.

Iyo Camp Jock
Vabereki vako vakakuendesa kumusasa wezhizha kuti unotora chikamu mumitambo yemitambo uye chengetedza tsandanyama idzodzo pachinzvimbo chekuvabvumira atrophy pamusoro pemwedzi yezhizha iwe paunopinda keggers uye uchitamba mitambo yemavhidhiyo. Ivo havasi madhimoni, ivo havadi kubhadhara yako koreji kosi kana iwe uine chero mukana wekuwana iyo baseball kudzidza. Zvakanaka rombo rakanaka iwe, iwe unogona kunge uine rimwe remabhenefiti akakurisa eayo chero ako bunk mates; simba rako! Kusiyana naShelley Duvall mu kupenya, kugona kwako kukwikwidza bata uye kunyatso rova ​​izvo zvauri kunangana nazvo zvinokutendera kuti utadzise mhondi inokutevera. Kana iwe ukamuisa pasi uye uchiramba uchichema pamusoro pake, kana kuti ukamutorera chombo kubva mumaoko ake oishandisa kumurwisa, iye ungatowana mukana wekuuraya akaipa uye kuchengetedza zuva!

Nehurombo kudonha kwako kuchave upenzi hwako. Ndinovenga kuiti sweetie, asi iwe uri mbeveve sehombodo yejockstraps. Iwe wauraya akawanda ako maseru ehuropi achiita madoro edoro uye keg anomira pamapati newaunotamba navo zvekuti iwe unonyatsopinda munjodzi kana iwe uchinzwa ruzha rusinganzwisisike. Tora kubva kwandiri, panodonha "ch ch ch, ah ah ahs", tora chinhu chiri padyo nebludgeoning uye wotanga kutenderera. Zano rangu kwauri nderekuti urongedze bhora rako raunofarira uye shangu dzako dzekutandarira dzakanyanya saka kana ukangogogodza mhondi kunze unemukana wekukwiridzira muswe uchibva ipapo.

 

Iyo Camp Slut
Ah shamwari yangu, unogonawo kuzvikanda pabanga remhondi paunongomuona. Handizive kana chero zano randinogona kukupa iwe kusvika pane zvekutakura zvichawedzera mikana yako yekuiita iro vhiki rekutanga, ndoda iro rose zhizha. Kuva slut kuri mumajini ako chete, uye zvinokuita iwe chive nyore kubvuta kunze uko. Asi zvisinei, ini ndichaedza kukupa iwe mukana wekurwa.

  
(Disiki: Varume vanogona kunge vari sluts futi!)

Kudonha kwako ndiko kukwezva kwako, zvakanaka, munhu wese. Vakomana, vasikana, vanodzika misasa, vanachipangamazano, vese mutambo wakanaka kwauri. Dai mhondi yakaita bonde kutyaira ndine chokwadi kuti ingadai iriwo pane ako runyorwa. Zano rangu kwauri ndere shangu dzinonzwisisika uye hapana miniketi. Kana iyo chete "inonzwisisika" zvipfeko zvaunazvo mumadhirowa ako zvakapambwa zvikabudura, hazvo, zviri nani pane sundresses uye chikuva strappy shangu. Pasina mubvunzo iwe une acrylic mbambo, saka kana zvasvika pazasi chaipo uye iyo mhondi iwe iwe uri mukati meruoko rwekusvika enda kumeso. Hongu, ichave squishy uye gross, asi ndiyo chete yako mukana kana iye achinge iwe kumadziro uye ari kudzipwa nehupenyu kubva mauri.

 

Iyo Camp Inokanda Matombo
Ndinotya kutaura kuti iwe uri muchikepe chimwe seMusasa Slut. Ungangoda kubatana uye kushanda pamwe chete. Hunhu hwako hwepamoyo kuvhenekera mukana wese waunowana, unova wakanaka nguva dzese, unokuisa mukusingaperi kwekunakidzwa nekusaziva. Unogonawo kuva nechiratidzo chakanzi “Kill Me” kumusana kwako, asi hapana chikonzero chaicho sezvo mhondi inogona kunhuwidza hari ichibuda mauri kure newe.

Ini handina kana chokwadi chekuti uchave nekuziva zvakakwana kuti uteerere kuraira kwandinokupa iwe rega kuchichengeta, asi zvirinani ndinoziva kuti ndakamboedza, saka paunofa hana yangu ichave yakachena. Sezvo kukuudza kuti usasvute zvisina zvibereko kubheja kwako kwakanyanya kuri kuita kuti muurayi akwire newe kuburikidza nerumwe rwechipiri ruoko rwakakwira, izvi zvinomushungurudza zvakakwana kuti iwe utize. Asi iwe unenge uchingogunun'una panzvimbo.

 

Musasa Mhandara
Wanga uchienda kukambi kwemakore, asi ino inguva yako yekutanga kuCamp Slasher nekuti baba vakangokuendesa kubva kuMupata kuenda kuguta remukati nekuti vari kuda kuita mutsauko kuchipatara chemuno seE ER doc kune vashoma uye vanobhadharwa mari shoma chipatara chemuno. Asi zvakanaka newe, nekuti uri kutarisira kunyorera vanachipangamazano vemusasa gore rinouya mushure mekupedza gore rako rekupedzisira semusasa uye kubatsira avo "vasina rombo rakanaka," rinoita kunge musasa uyu une zvakawanda. Mukana wakadii uye wotangazve muvaki! Kubatsira kwako kukuru ndeye yako nhanho inotungamirwa, yakaiswa nemhuri yako isina kugadzikana uye yepakati yepakati kirasi kurera pasina mubvunzo. Hautendere miedzo yebonde, doro, kana zvinodhaka kuti zvipinde munzira yako, nekuti izvo zvinhu zvakaipa uye hautore chikamu mazviri.

(Disiki: Kunyange Alice akazosangana nekufa kwake muChikamu 2, icho chaive kumba. Kwete musasa. Ndati ndinokubatsira kupona musasa.)

Hutera hwako huchave moyo wako muhombe kubatsira vamwe vako vemisasa. Kana mhondi ikangoziva kuti iwe pfeka moyo wako paslese yako inoshandisa bunkie yako sechirauro kukukwevera kunze pachena, uye ichave maketeni ako mese. Zano rangu kwauri nderekuti usimbise. Vanhu vanofira kuCamp Slasher, ndozvazviri. Iwe haugone kuvaponesa vese. Uye zvakare, tora mamwe makwikwi e kickboxing usati watarisa mune yako kabhini uye woziva kuti ndeye munhu wese. Iwe hausi mukambi akasimba, asi iwe une huropi hwakawanda kupfuura vazhinji vevamwe vako vavakaroorana navo, saka shandisa musoro wako uye gara uchiziva chombo chako chiri padyo pamwe nekubuda. Chero bedzi iwe ukachengeta njere dzako pamusoro pako chimwe chinhu chinondiudza iwe uchapona Camp Slasher.

Kwete kuenda kumisasa zhizha rino? Hapana dambudziko! Enjoy aya macamp akavakirwa anotyisa mafirimu!