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Kunyangwe paine mukurumbira weRavira, maAmerican Vanotenga Mashoma Chaiwo manhanga Kupfuura Kare

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9 makore apfuura

September 17, 2015

Yakanyorwa naJohn squires

Vakomana. Tine dambudziko reHalloween mumaoko edu. Uye isu tinofanirwa kutaura nezvazvo. Saka gara pasi.

Manhanga. Ivo vangangove CHAKAKOSHA chikuru chenguva yega yega yeHalloween - yakatorwa, yakadonhedzwa, uye yakavezwa nemamiriyoni evaAmerican kutenderera nyika mumwedzi inoshamisa uye inoshamisa yekudonha. Hapana chinhu chinoti Halloween senge kuveza yako jack-O'lantern… asi hukama hwedu nemanhanga hwachinja zvishoma mumakore apfuura.

Iwe unongoda kutora rwendo kuenda kuchitoro chako chemuno - asi ndokumbirawo umbomira kuzviita kusvikira wapedza kuverenga ichi posvo - kuti uone kuti manhanga-akavhenekerwa ZVESE izita remutambo izvozvi, sezvave zviri zvekupedzisira makore mashoma. Kushushikana kwenzanga yedu nekudya iyo yekunaka yekunyepedzera yemwaka yacho inokura zvakanyanya uye gore rega roga richipfuura, uye iwe unenge wakamanikidzwa kuwana chigadzirwa chekudya icho CHISINA hama yemanhanga-yakasvinwa - kubva kuTwinkies kuenda kukofi, yogati kusvika katsi tsvina.

Zvakanaka, saka marara ekati hachisi chigadzirwa chekudya, yega yega, asi manhanga ezvinonhuwira katsi marara chinhu chose chandakaona paChivavarira vhiki rino rapfuura. Ndinopika. Zvitarise.

manhanga zvinonhuwira chikafu

Maererano ne Nielsen dhata yakaburitswa svondo rapfuura, tine kurwisa kwakazara kwemanhanga pamaoko edu parizvino, sezvo nhamba dzichiona kuti "manhanga zvigadzirwa zvakaita $ 361 mamirioni mukutengesa mugore rapfuura chete, sezvo rakura 79% kubvira 2011. ” Uyezve, “37% yevatengi veUS vakatenga chigadzirwa chine manhanga”Gore rakapera, chikamu chingangokwira kana mwaka wegore rino chasvika kumagumo uye nhamba dziripo.

Ndeupi kubvumirana kwatinogona kutora kubva kune iyi inomanikidza data?

VAMERIKA. FUCKING. RUDO. HUMBWA.

Asi heino dambudziko, maAmerican. Kunyangwe iyo MASSIVE fan base iyo manhanga-akadyiwa chikafu chakawanikwa mumakore akati wandei apfuura, kutengeswa kweAITUAL PUMPKINS kuri kuderera apo kutengeswa kweizvi FAKE PUMPKIN FLAVORINGS kuri kukwira, kumusoro, kumusoro. Maererano nezuva rimwechete raNielsen rataurwa pamusoro, "kutengesa kwemanhanga matsva kwave kuderera, pamwe nekurasikirwa kweyuniti muna 2011, 2013 na2014 kuverengera 8.6 mamirioni mashoma manhanga akatengeswa. "

PANE SENDA MAMIRIYONI matanhatu, ANOTEVERA.

Dambudziko, zvinoita, nderekuti patinonyanya kudyiwa isu nekupedza iyo tavhu yatinoshamwaridzana nemanhanga - izvo zviri kunyanya kazhinji kazhinji kuravira kwezvakasiyana zvinonhuwira zvinoenda mukubata kwakadai kwezororo - kushoma kwekufarira kwatinoita mune, chaizvo, kutenga, kudya, kuveza, uye kazhinji kunakidzwa nekambani yeavo akajeka machena machungwa atakamboita padhuze padhuze uye anodikanwa. Tichinamata paatari yeane simba rese Pumpkin Spice Latte, isu tiri kuregeredza iwo chaiwo mweya weHalloween pachawo.

Horaiti, zvekuti mutongo wekupedzisira waibvumirwa kuti waive tad zvinoshamisa pachangu, asi ini ndanga ndichifungidzira dzungu rinotaridzika chaizvo pandakanyora, uye ini ndakatanga kusuruvara chaizvo. Ingotarisa chinhu chakashata ichi. Tarisa uone kugumbuka kwaakaita kuti iwe unoda kunwa uye kudya zvisina kunaka vhezheni yake ...

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Chii chatingaite nezve iyi nhambo inonetsa munyika yeHalloween? Kutanga, ndinokurudzira munhu wese ari kuverenga izvi kuti atore nekutenga manhanga mashoma gore rino. Handisi kuti haufanire kuzadza kumeso kwako nemanhanga zvinonhuwira Twinkies, uye handisi kukuudza kuti uise pasi mugaba rako remafaro rizere nekofi yemanhanga, asi kuti iwe upe rudo rwakawanda kumanhanga acho. Nekuti kana iwo manhamba achiramba achidzikira, ndinotya kuti isu tinogona kungoisa manhanga chaiwo kunze zvachose.

Uye Halloween isina manhanga chaiwo haisi iyo Halloween.

Saka chengetedza Halloween iri mhenyu. Sarudza manfuckin 'manhanga. Uye udza shamwari dzako, nhengo dzemhuri, uye vavengi vanofa kuti vaite zvakafanana.

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'Zvakaipa Zvakafa' Firimu Franchise Kuwana ZVIVIRI Zvitsva Zvitsva

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April 26, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Yaive njodzi kuti Fede Alvarez atangezve Sam Raimi's horror classic Vakaipa Vakafa muna 2013, asi njodzi iyoyo yakabhadhara uye ndizvo zvakaitawo kutevedzana kwayo kwemweya Vakaipa Vakafa Vanomuka muna 2023. Ikozvino Deadline iri kuzivisa kuti nhevedzano iri kuwana, kwete imwe, asi piri zvinyorwa zvitsva.

Taitoziva nezve Sébastien Vaniček firimu riri kuuya iro rinotarisa muDeadite universe uye rinofanirwa kunge rakateerana nefirimu razvino, asi isu takatarisana izvo. Francis Galuppi uye Ghost House Pictures vari kuita imwe-off purojekiti yakaiswa mune yaRaimi's universe yakavakirwa kubva pane pfungwa kuti Galuppi akakandira kuna Raimi pachake. Iyo pfungwa iri kuchengetwa pasi pekuputira.

"Francis Galluppi mutauri wengano anoziva nguva yekutichengeta takamirira mukushushikana uye nguva yekutirova nechisimba chinoputika," Raimi akaudza Deadline. "Iye ndiye dhairekitori anoratidza kusajairika kutonga mune yake yekutanga maitiro."

Chimiro ichocho chine musoro Yekupedzisira Kumira MuYuma County iyo ichabudiswa munhandare yemitambo muUnited States pana May 4. Inotevera mutengesi anofambira, “arovererwa pachiteshi chokuzororera chokumaruwa cheArizona,” uye “anopinzwa mumugariro wakakomba wokutapwa nokusvika kwamakororo maviri emabhangi asina kutyira kushandisa utsinye. -kana kutonhora, simbi yakaoma-kudzivirira pfuma yavo yakasvibiswa neropa. "

Galluppi mubairo-anohwina sci-fi/horror shorts director ane mabasa akakurumbira anosanganisira High Desert Gehena uye Iyo Gemini Project. Iwe unogona kuona iyo yakazara edit ye High Desert Gehena uye teaser ye Gemini pazasi:

^{High Desert Gehena}

^{Iyo Gemini Project}

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'Munhu Asingaoneki 2' “Ava Pedyo Kupfuura Zvazvakambova” Kuti Zviitike

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8 maawa apfuura

April 26, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Elisabeth Moss muchirevo chakanyatsofungwa akataura mubvunzurudzo nokuti Happy Sad Confused kuti kunyangwe pave paine dzimwe nyaya dzekuita Munhu Asingaoneki 2 kune tariro pamusoro penyika.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz akabvunza nezvekutevera uye kana chikwindi uye director Leigh whannell dzaive pedyo nekupaza mhinduro kuti iitwe. "Isu tave pedyo kupfuura zvatakamboita pakuitsemura," akadaro Moss achinyemwerera zvikuru. Unogona kuona maitiro ake pairi 35:52 maka muvhidhiyo iri pazasi.

^{Happy Sad Confused}

Whannell parizvino ari kuNew Zealand achitora firimu reimwe monster yeUniversal, Mhumhi, iyo inogona kunge iri spark inotungidza Universal inonetsekana yeRima Universe pfungwa iyo isati yawana chero simba kubva pakatadza kuedza kwaTom Cruise kumutsa. The Amai.

Zvakare, muvhidhiyo yepodcast, Moss anoti ari kwete mu Mhumhi firimu saka chero fungidziro yekuti ipurojekiti yecrossover inosiiwa mumhepo.

Zvichakadaro, Universal Studios iri pakati pekuvaka imba yegore rose Las Vegas iyo icharatidza mamwe emhando dzavo dzekare dzemufirimu monsters. Zvichienderana nekupinda, izvi zvinogona kunge zviri kuwedzera iyo studio inoda kuti vateereri vafarire zvisikwa zvavo IPs zvakare uye kuwana mamwe mafirimu anogadzirwa kubva paari.

Chirongwa cheLas Vegas chakagadzirirwa kuvhurwa muna 2025, ichienderana nepaki yavo nyowani yetimu muOrlando inonzi. Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal's Thriller 'Presumed Innocent' Series Inowana Nguva Yekutanga Kuburitswa

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10 maawa apfuura

April 26, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Jake gyllenhaal anofungidzirwa kuti haana mhosva

Jake Gyllenhaal's limited series Zvinonzi Innocent iri kudonha paAppleTV+ musi waChikumi 12 pachinzvimbo chaChikumi 14 sezvakarongwa pakutanga. Nyeredzi, iyo Road House reboot ine akaunza ongororo dzakasanganiswa paAmazon Prime, arikumbundira diki skrini kekutanga kubva pakuonekwa kwake Kuuraya: Upenyu paMugwagwa muna 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal ari mu "Presumed Innocent"

Zvinonzi Innocent iri kugadzirwa na David E Kelley, JJ Abrams 'Bad Robot, uye Warner Bros. Iko kugadziridzwa kwefirimu raScott Turow ra1990 umo Harrison Ford anotamba gweta achiita basa rakapetwa semuongorori achitsvaga mhondi yemumwe wake.

Idzi mhando dzemasexy thrillers dzaive dzakakurumbira muma'90s uye dzaiwanzove nemamonyoro emagumo. Heino turera yepakutanga:

Maererano ne Deadline, Zvinonzi Innocent haibvi kure nekwakabva: “…the Zvinonzi Innocent nhevedzano ichaongorora hutsinye, bonde, zvematongerwo enyika uye simba nemiganhu yerudo sezvo ari kupomerwa anorwa kuti abate mhuri yake nemuchato pamwechete. "

Inotevera yeGyllenhaal ndiyo Guy Ritchie firimu rekuita rakanzi MuGrey yakarongerwa kuburitswa muna Ndira 2025.

Zvinonzi Innocent ndeye masere-episodhi akaganhurwa akateedzana akaiswa paAppleTV+ kutanga June 12.