Kune kumwe kushamwaridzana kunouya nekuve mubhendi. Munopedza nguva yakawandisa pamwe chete - kazhinji munzvimbo dzepedyo - nenjodzi yakasarudzika inouya kubva mukuvhara mweya wako kuvaka track. Munoshanda pamwe chete, kutamba pamwe chete, kudikitira pamwe chete, uye kunze kwemhirizhonga, mhuri diki isinganzwisisike inoumbwa. 

Kana ikakandwa mu shit, bhendi rinofanira kunamatira pamwechete. Horror yakacherekedza izvi, uye kune mashoma mafirimu akatorana neakasarudzika akasimba ndokukanda zvese zvavanazvo kune avo vane roketi madiki ma rocker. Hunhu hwavo - uye simbi yavo - inoedzwa. Asi mushure mezvese zvavakange vapfuura nazvo, nekuda kwezvikwata izvi, chinhu chete chinogona kuvamisa kufa kufa kusati kwasvika.

Zvakanaka, izvo zvinogona kurongwa.

Dombo pane, vanaamai. 

Slumber Party Kuuraya 2 (1987)

Iyi sequel kune ye1982 slasher cult classic inoona kuberekwa patsva kweyekuuraya muurayi, asi nesarudzo dzemaitiro dzakanyatsojeka ... dzakanyanyisa. Iye zvino wechidiki, Courtney - uyo akapona pazviitiko zvemufirimu wekutanga - anoshungurudzwa nekurota kwakadzokororwa kwemhondi, uyo akatengesa mbatya yake yedhimoni yeganda uye akapinza gitare rekukanda, akakwana kutyisidzira Courtney nebhendi rake. Ndakataura nezveCourtney's mune bhendi? Courtney ari mubhendi. Paanoita bonde kekutanga (akadzidza here hapana kubva kumabhaisikopo?), mhondi inoshevedzwa, uye mhirizhonga yeropa inotonga. 

Chero zvodii, pane mashoma emimhanzi emitambo inosunga chaizvo iyo yese "rock n roll" dingindira iri bhaisikopo. Hazvina kunaka, ndizvo… chaizvo zvinonyatso kufurirwa A Nightmare paElm Street, uye yakawanda B-bhaisikopo inonakidza (uye hongu, iyo B inomirirawo mabobs. Aya aive ma80, mushure mezvose). 

Sekuru Peckerhead (2019)

Kunge mabhendi mazhinji, Duh arikutsvaga kuzorora kwavo kukuru. Vane mukana wegoridhe unouya, asi kana ngoro yavo tsvene - kombi yavo - yabviswa, vanosara mavhiri mana uye vashoma kubudirira. Pinda Peckerhead, yavo ine mhanza, grizzled knight mune yakasviba plaid zvombo. Iye anoona imwe yeanobhururuka naDuh uye anozvipira kukweretesa vashandi mukombi yake, vachiita sevasina kufanira roadie. Ivo vasingabvumirani vanobvuma, asi maonero eshamwari yavo nyowani anopesana pavanowana zvakavanzika zvaPeck - husiku hwese, pakati pehusiku, anoshanduka kuita dhimoni uye anodya vanhu. Bummer.

Sekuru Peckerhead inozvirumbidza yakawanda yeropa, gore, uye mamwe anokwezva-se-gehena tunes, neakareruka moyo vibe iyo inorova zvinorema kana nguva yacho iri chaiyo. Iyo cast is indie inotyisa kukwana; iwo anotungamira anofadza anodakadza uye anotsigira anokanda zvachose zvipikiri ma caricature avo. Iyi bhaisikopo - senge ine tarenda bhendi inotevera - kinda yakabuda pasina kwayakandiorora chaizvo. Iko kusanganisa chaiko kwe goofy uye kwakakomba, kusazombofa kwakanyanya kure kudivi. Izvo zvakanyorwa uye zvinotungamirwa naMateu John Lawrence, anova zita ini ndinenge ndichichengetera ziso. Mukomana iyeye anoziva zvaari kuita.

Zvinyorwa (2020)

Sled Imbwa yaive yakarova imwechete pasi pebhanhire ravo, asi ikozvino - hafu yemakore gumi gare gare - chimiro chavo chachinjira kune imwe-hit-wonder. Mukuyedza kubatana zvakare nemumhanzi wavo uye (netarisiro) kupomba nzira dzinoverengeka nyowani, bhendi rinoenda kurenje reCanada nezvikepe zviviri, tarisiro huru, uye kuwanda kweasidhi. Asi chimwe chinhu chiri kunze uko navo, uye vangangotadza kuzviita chiri chipenyu. 

Kubva kumunyori-director we Nhema Gomo Rutivi (Canada indie inotyisa mhinduro kune The Thing), Archons ipfupi shoma rinotyisa firimu iyo inodzidza rakasiyana bhendi rine simba. Iri bhendi rakanamatira mune rakapetwa, kupunzika, kunetseka danho uko mazano akaoma uye kusagadzikana kwakakwira. Uye unozvitenda; Josh Collins saMitch, muimbi wavo / bassist, ane mweya wedouchebaggery uyo unoratidza zvakawanda nezve mamiriro azvino bhendi. Theano zvimwe zvakashamisa zvikukutu uye zvakawanda zvekufungidzira, kunyangwe kana vamwe vevatambi vanogona kunge vasingakwanise.  

Rufu (2015)

Unganidza chero boka revamwe-vane pfungwa dzakafanana dzevanosurukirwa uye vakasungirwa kuti vagadzire imwe nharaunda. Kune boka remisimbi misoro, zvakasikwa, ivo vanoumba bhendi. Nepfungwa nyowani yekuva wega uye kuvimba, Deathgasm (funga nezveiyo firimu sezita ravo rekuremekedza) vanoungana mushure mechikoro kuti vatambe zviridzwa zvavo netarisiro yekuwana hukuru. Sekufanirwa kwaizove nazvo, mushure mekuchinja kamwe kamwe kwezviitiko, bhendi rinobata maoko pane imwe mimhanzi yepepa ine simba rekudaidza madhimoni. Kutonhora.

Iyi New Zealand inotyisa inoratidzira ine simbi nhema, chitunha pendi, uye bonde rekutambisa kurwisa. Yup. Matoyi ebonde. Zvakanaka. Nezvese zvakakwirira (hushamwari!) Uye zvakadzika (kutengesa!) Iwe waungatarisira mune yako yepakati showa yevechidiki kumukira, Kufa iko kubvarura-kubhowekana, demo-rekushandisa kuputika kwesimbi Kiwi comedy. 

Green Chikamu (2015)

Iwo Asiri Kodzero vane nguva yakaoma. Siphoning gasi uye kutamba kune zvinoshungurudza mashoma mashoma ane akanyanya kuora mwoyo mubhadharo, ivo vanoshuvira chero hafu-yakanaka hunhu. Kana show nyowani ikauya, havana zvimwe zvakawanda zvekusarudza, saka mapunks anorongedza muvha yavo uye nekukurumidza vanozviwana vadzika vakadzika mugomba reNeo-Nazi. Mushure mechiitiko chinotyisa che "nzvimbo isiri iyo, nguva isiri iyo", bhendi iri kurwira hupenyu hwavo nemisana yavo yakatarisana nemadziro. 

Nyeredzi yekupedzisira Anton Yelchin sebassist bhendi naPatrick Stewart semutungamiri wemhuri iyi yematehwe, Green Room yakanyorwa ikatungamirwa naJeremy Saulnier, ane zviitiko zvangu kukura munzvimbo yepunk yaive poindi yekukurudzira kweiyo firimu (ine hukuru, kushongedzwa kwechisimba, zveshuwa). Iyo firimu yekukomba iyo inopururudza ine mbichana mhirizhonga - yekurova tsinga yekumanikidza - sezvo bhendi nechisimba ichingoedza kurarama. Inotora simba uye kugona kwechimiro chepunk, uye hukama hwemhuri hwechikwata chine simba. Uyezve, iyi bhaisikopo iri pachena zvakaoma. 

 

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