Pave nemakore gumi kubvira Rob Zombie's Halloween asunungurwa. Kupenga kutsvene, unogona kuzvitenda here? Makore gumi. Kristu, ndihwo hupenyu.

Nziyo senge Amy Winehouse's "Rehab", Pink's "U + UR Ruoko", uye Plain White T's "Hei Kune Delilah" zvine mimhanzi machati. Mafirimu senge Transformers, Ndiri Nhau, uye Rarama Mahara kana Kufa Zvakaoma yakaita 2007 Blockbuster runyorwa. Iyo iPhone yakamisikidzwa uye Britney Spears akaveura musoro wake zvichiratidza kutanga kwekuparara kwake. Raive gore rinopenga rekukwira nekudzika.

Munyika yekutyisa, remakes anga ari iwo maitiro panguva ino. Remakes yakagara iri nyaya yemakakatanwa pakati pevanotyisa vateveri. Kazhinji vateveri vanonzwa kuti vanodikanwa, uye zvakanyanya saka ivo havawanzo kunakirwa neruzhinji. Izvo zvisingazivikanwe nevakawanda vevanhu ava ndezvekuti vazhinji vavo vanamwari vanotyisa vavanopfugamira nhasi vakambove vanoratidzwa pachiratidziro munguva yevatema nechena. Kunyangwe kana mwari wavo anotyisa asina kunyatso kubva kune imwe yeaya emhando yepamusoro emamuvhi, akawanda ehunhu hwavo ane midzi inotangira mumazuva ano; asi ini ndinosiya.

Zvisinei kana mafeni achiziva nezvenhoroondo yavo inotyisa kana kuti kwete, remake dzaive pane zvaiitika. Mazita akadai se; Amityville Horror, Imba yeWax, Huru, Makomo Ane Maziso, Nhema kisimusi uye The Omen dzese dzakaburitswa muna 2005 na2006 kune dzakavhenganiswa ongororo. Kunyangwe kwakawanda kwekushoropodza kwanga kusingafadzi, zvakatora vateveri nekushamisika kwakakwana pavakadzidza kuti kunyange John Carpenter's 1978 classic yakanga isiri pamiganhu. Kune matatu anotyisa mafirimu ausina kubata, uye ayo anosanganisira A Nightmare paElm Street, Chishanu Chishanu^th, uye zvechokwadi Halloween. Zvisinei, maererano nesarudzo yaRob Zombie yakashinga iyi yakanga isisiri iyo nyaya.

Kusiyana neGus Van Sant pfuti yepfuti 1998 remake ye Psycho, Rob Zombie akanzwa kuti aive nechimwe chinhu chitsva chekutaura nezvaMichael Myers nenyika yeHaddonfield. Chitendero chakakurumbira chekuti chimwe chezvinhu zvinotyisa zvikuru kuma1978 Halloween hauzive here kuti nei Michael akauraya hanzvadzi yake achiri mudiki, kana chii chakawedzera kuponda kwake mune ramangwana. Nekudaro, izvo zvaive zvisina kukwana zvakakwana kuZombie. Mutungamiriri mutsva akazvitora kuti aite tsananguro yehasha dzaMichael, uye zvese zvakadzika mumhuri isina kugadzikana uye isina kurapwa sociopath uye maitiro epfungwa.

Vafesi vakatsamwa, kwavari Myers vaisada chikonzero chekuipa. Muchokwadi, kushomeka kwechikonzero uye kufunga kwakamuita kuti atotye! Zvisinei, Zombie akakumikidza hafu yekutanga yemuvhi kuti atsanangure kuti sei psyche yaMichael yakatyoka kudaro, uye chii chakamuita kuti abate kuseri kwemaziso matema… maziso adhiabhorosi.

Semunhu anofarira wepakutanga ndinobvuma, tsananguro yezvinangwa zvaMichael yakanga isiri madikanwa. Asi zvakadaro ndakanyatsonakidzwa nehafu yepiri yefirimu. Kana Halloween yaizogadziriswazve, ndinoombera sarudzo yeZombie, kunyanya Scout Taylor-Compton uyo akatora Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis basa raLaurie Strode.

Anemakore gumi nemasere Compton aive asingazivikanwe kune anotyisa panguva iyoyo kunze kwebasa rake mukati Zvinhu Zvakaipa zvidiki gore rakapfuura. Chitarisiko chake chisina mhaka uye chisina hunhu uye hunhu hwakadzikama hwakakodzera munyika yanhasi makore makumi matatu gare gare, uye haana kunzwa kumanikidzwa sezvaaidzokorora nzira dzakadzikama uye dzakashata vasikana vazhinji vakazviratidza ivo muma1970.

Nekudaro, kuve ma2000 shamwari dzake dzaifanira kudzosa chokwadi muchiitiko. Ichokwadi chekutuka, bonde usati waroora, kunwa pazera, uye kuputa. Iwe unoziva, zvese zvinogadzira munhu akanaka akabatwa. Cue "vasikana vakaipa" Lynda (Kristina Klebe) naAnnie (Danielle Harris.)

Sarudzo yekukanda kwaZombie yaDanielle Harris, murwi akasimbiswa weasina chete chiitiko chinotyisa asiwo mbiri mbiri nyeredzi ye Halloween kodzero, yaive kushamisika kusingatarisirwi pakati pevateveri. Kudzoka kwaHariss kupasi reHaddonfield kwaive kudarika kungoita gimmick yekuwana zvigaro muzvigaro, sezvo maitiro ake ekuita akakwana zvakakwana mubhaisikopo rakagadziridzwa.

Zvinozivikanwa kuti Zombie inoshandisa zvakafanana vatambi mumamuvhi ake kasingaperi, senge; William Forsythe, Sid Haig, Bill Mosely, Leslie Easterbrook, Ken Foree, Danny Trejo, uyezve Sheri Moon Zombie. Damn, ko ini ndakangonyora rese cast ye The Dhiyabhorosi Anoramba? Déjà vu!

Zvisinei, nokuda Halloween iye akaunzawo kune anoshamisa anotyisa veterans zvakare, kusanganisira; Malcolm McDowell saDr.Sam Loomis, Brad Dourif saSheriff Lee Brackett, Udo Kier saMorgan Walker, Clint Howard saDr. Koplenson, naDee Wallace naamai vaLaurie Cynthia Strode. Kunyangwe kana iwe ukavenga iyo bhaisikopo, iine simba rakadai revatambi vevanotyisa veterans zvakaoma kusawana iyi firimu kanenge inonakidza, chinotyisa. Breakfast breakfast kirabhu zvemarudzi. Kuti uve nhunzi pane yakatarwa pakati peiyi tarenda rese rinofanirwa kuve raive remashiripiti!

Hafu yechipiri yemuvhi yakatamba zvakanyanya senge yekutanga, nekungotuka chete, bonde neropa. Kunyangwe ini ndisiri pachezvangu feni yekuitazve firimu kunze kwekunge iwe uine hupenyu hutsva hwekufemera mukati maro, kunyanya kana zvasvika kune akakosha mhedzisiro, ini handinzwisise kuti nei ichida kubatwa. Maiwe, yaive, uye pasina iyo isu tingadai tisina kuve neZombie Halloween 2, firimu randinobata padhuze uye rinodiwa pamoyo wangu. Kwete, zvakakomba.  Ini ndakanyora nezvayo pano.

Zvichida apo vamwe vatungamiriri pavakaona Zombie ichibuda isina kukuvara kubva mukugadzira zvakare firimu rinotyisa rinotyisa, panyama chero zvakadaro, vakasarudza kutevedzera. Zvimwe vangangoona madhora emadhora uye votevera mari. Chero chingave chikonzero, pane izvo Halloween kusunungura zvimwe zvekare zvakateverwa, kusanganisira; Prom husiku, Yekupedzisira Imba kuruboshwe, Ropa Rangu Valentine, Iwo maCrazies, Ini ndakasvipa paGuva Rako, uye nenzira isingadzivisiki Chishanu Chishanu^th uye A Nightmare paElm Street. Kunyangwe izvozvi, makore gumi gare gare, isu tichiri kuona remake ichidhonzwa kunze kwefirimu firimu. Inguva yakadii inoda kupfuura isati yauya zvakare kuzotaurwazve nechiratidzo cheumwe director?

Ngatizivisei kuti ndezvipi zvimwe zvezvamunofarira uye zvisinganyanyi kudzoreredzwa zviri mune zvakataurwa zvichichema!