Kwemamireniyumu mazhinji, Mhere yaive chimwe chinhu chetsika. Zvakasuma vazhinji vedu kumhando inotyisa uye yakatanga makore mashoma anofadza epashure-azvino-zvino, kuzviratidzira kweropa kwevechiri kuyaruka uko takateterera vabereki vedu kutiverevedza mukati kana kuti kutirega tichirenda kupati yedu inotevera yekurara. Yakanga iri tsika yokupfuura.

Pakuitarisa patsva yechikamu chazvino che Homos paHaunted Hill, Ndakazviona ndapererwa zvekare. Sekumberi blurb ye…zvakanaka, chero chero Dimension Home Vhidhiyo kuburitswa kubva kuma'90s, yaive "hip, sexy, uye isingamire inotyisa." Hongu, ndingave ndichikurudzira iyi inonakidza kushamwari.

Kutyisidzika kwechiitiko chekuvhura icho ne Drew Barrymore (in uye pachayo, firimu pfupi rakakwana), mutambi anoshamisa uyo anofamba achipfuura neaya anonyengera tonal high waya nguva yese, Wes Craven's yakakwana barometer nezve izvo zvinofanirwa kuridzwa zvekutyisa uye izvo zvinofanirwa kuridzwa zvekuseka, Kevin Williamson's whip-smart script ine mavara asingakanganwiki, nhaurirano isingagoneki, uye whodunit chakavanzika chingangoshanda pasina kuseka. Uye pakupedzisira, Marco Beltrami's zvibodzwa zvehasha…Ndaigona kuenderera mberi.

Danidzira akandidzidzisa zvakawanda pamusoro penyika inotyisa. Dai pasina Danidzira, handisati ndambonzwa nezvazvo Prom husiku, Huru, Kutya Chitima, Ndakasvipa paGuva Rako, Guta Rakatya Kunyura kwezuva, nevamwe vakawanda. Aya akava mamwe emafirimu mazhinji andaizozviwana ndichitevera mumwedzi nemakore mushure mekunge ndaona Danidzira kuti ndipedze dzidzo yangu inotyisa uye ndione kana ndichizokwanisa kumirisana nekutya kusinga mira uye mafaro akavimbiswa kwandiri nerimwe nerimwe remabhokisi avo eVHS akatsvuka, akacheneswa nezuva akanditarisa kubva mumasherufu ane guruva evhidhiyo yangu yepanzvimbo. store.

Ndinoda bhaisikopo.

Adore it!

Yakakwana!

Chinhu chimwe chaigara chichindinetsa, kunyange zvakadaro.

Mufirimu, horror film nerd uye vhidhiyo chitoro mushandi, Randy (jamie kennedy), inotaura kuti pane mitemo mikuru mitatu yaunofanira kuteerera kuti urarame kana ukaitika kuti uzviwane uri mubhaisikopo rinotyisa (pasina kurongeka).

1.) Haufanire Kuti "Ndichadzoka."
2.) Haumbofi Wakanwa kana Kuita Zvinodhaka.
3.) Haungamboite Bonde

Panguva iyoyo, handina kubvunza, nekuti chii chandaiziva nezvemafirimu anotyisa? Ndakaona vatanhatu vavo. Nekudaro, pandakanyanya kuzama mumhando iyi, ndipo pandakazoziva kuti mitemo iyi haishande kumafirimu mazhinji sezvaungafunga uye iyi ngano yehumhandara, kunyanya, inogona kunge isiri iyo cliche. the casual fan angafunga.

Pane imwe nguva, segamba remufirimu, Sidney (Neve campbell), inotarisa kuburikidza nehuwandu hwemabhaisikopo ekurenda ane Jamie lee machira, Randy anoti:

"Jamie Lee aigara ari mhandara mumafirimu anotyisa."

Kunyange angave asina kuratidzwa mune chero zviratidziro zvakakodzera Red Shoe Diaries mubasa rake rekutanga rinotyisa, ari kure nemhandara mune mazhinji emabasa ake anotyisa. Ehe, Halloween Laurie Strode anoita semusikana akadzvinyirirwa weAmish ane Rumspringa yakaipisisa yakamboitika kuhondo dzake mbiri dzekutanga na. Michael myers (kunyangwe, anopiwa hukama hunotapira "vachada here kana kuti havadaro?" hukama neanoyevedza paramedic, Jimmy, mune inotevera), asi anotevera anotyisa basa rake John Carpenter's The Fog (1980) akaita kuti atambe Elizabeth, mutyairi ane nyanga anosvetukira pamubhedha naTom Atkins mushure mekumuziva kwemasekonzi makumi matatu nemaviri. Uye ndiani angamupomera? Zvakaoma kuramba Atkins.
Zvimwe chetezvo zvaigona kutaurwa kune mamwe mabasa aityisa aCurtis. Hazvisi zvisina musoro kufunga kuti mambokadzi wake wepamusoro-kickin 'prom wannabe, Kim, ari Prom husiku (1980) akaburuka uye akasviba nemukomana wake, Nick (Casey Stevens) Muchokwadi, anozvireva muchiitiko chaanosimbisa shamwari yake yemhandara, Kelly (Mary Beth Rubens), kuti ndiye akakumbira Nick kuti varare uye kwete neimwe nzira. Progressive!

Unoramba uchikumbira mapurisa kuti atarise Prom husiku uye chengetedza nguva, Randy, asi pamwe unofanira kuipa imwe wachi, zvakare. Alana wake mukati Kutya Chitima (1980) zvinoita DTF ye David Copperfield (achitamba mashiripiti mukuratidzwa kunoshamisa kwemhando). Iyo inzira refu kubva kune ol 'akadzvinyirirwa, butter-churnin' Laurie.

Kunze kwemafirimu aCurtis ekutanga anotyisa, kune mamwe akati wandei evasina-virginal mavara anozviita kusvika kumagumo emafirimu avo. Kunyange kare Halloween, une kutyisa kwaBob Clark Black Christmas (1974) apo Jess (olivia hussey) haasi kuita zvepabonde chete asi ari kuronga kubvisa pamuviri kuitira kuti ave nehupenyu hwake pachake asati ava amai vemba uye cheerleader kumukomana wake asina kumira, Peter (Keir Dullea).

Iyo inotyisa inokatyamadza uye ichiri kuzorodza nyaya arc kuratidza mune slasher firimu riri kuitwa panguva imwe chete. Roe v. Wade nyaya yanga ichikakavadzana muAmerica. Chinotonyanya kufadza ndechekuti magadzirirwo ese ari maviri eiyo firimu akadzivirira nyaya iyi zvachose. Nekuda kwatinoita kufunga kuti tauya senzanga, kune, zvinosuruvarisa, zvichiri zvimwe zvinyorwa izvo vanogadzira mafirimu (uye vane njodzi-vanopikisa studio execs) vanotya kuti zvinotsausa vamwe vateereri.

Kunyangwe mafirimu ekucheka akatevera mukati Halloween Wake vanga vasina hutsika sevamwe vevadzivisi verudzi urwu vangada kuti iwe utende. In NeChishanu iyo 13th (1980), zvinoreva kuti Alice (Adrienne King) apedza husiku nashefu wake, Steve (Peter Brouwer), uye achiri kurarama kuti aone mangwanani iwayo akanaka pagungwa. Munoziva, Jason asati amudhonzera mudhamu. Muchikamu cheiyo firimu muna 1981, Ginny (Amy Simbi) anopedza usiku hwose aine mukomana wake, Paul (John Furey), uye kwete kungorarama chete, asi inova imwe yevanonyanya kick-mbongoro heroines rudzi rwakamboona. Kunyange Chikamu III Chris (Dana Kimmel) uye The Final Chapter's Trish (Kimberly Beck) vari kushingaira kutamba nevarume muhupenyu hwavo uye vari kure nekuchengetedzwa. Vane zvavanodawo.

Vasikana vekupedzisira vanongoda kunakidzwa, y'all!

Ose ari maviri ma1980 Anoziva Kuti Iwe Uri Woga uye 1981 Ropa Rangu Valentine inoratidzira rudo katatu uko ma heroines, Amy (Caitlin O'Heaney) naSarah (Lori Hallier), vakabvarurwa pakati pevadikani vaviri (uye kunzwa sebenzi). Murombo Laurie haana kana kukwanisa kuita kuti Ben Tramer aone mabvi ake matsva-akakwirira apo Amy naSarah makapu achimhanya. Taura pamusoro pekusaruramisira! Uye ndingakanganwa sei Scotty (Rebecca Balding) muna 1979 Kunyarara Kupopota kuita jiggy nemuvakidzani wake weimba yebhodhingi vachitamba Dorothy Hamill anoyemurika? Iwe unowana iwe, gurl! #Zvinangwa

Ehe saizvozvo, Mhere kungwara ndekwekuti zvinounza stereotype ye "mhandara yasara" kungoirova kumeso chaiko apo gamba remufirimu, Sidney, anopedzisira ararama kunyangwe arara nemukomana wake wepfungwa, Billy (skeet ulrich) Kwete izvozvo chete asi iye anotenderwa kurarama sequels, achingosimba nekutenderera kwega kwega. Uye heino tarisiro kuti ndizvo zvichave zvakadaro kune mutsva weSid mutambo ghost face.

Zvisinei neizvi zvese, kana iwe ukapinda kuratidzwa kwakazara kwefirimu idzva rinotyisa, unozonzwa mumwe munhu achitaura chimwe chinhu munzira yekuti “o, akachengeteka. Anoita semhandara.” Hameno kuti ichi chichiri chisionekwi chakajairika pamusoro peiyo genre. Zvichida Halloween yaingova chiitiko chikuru chetsika zvekuti ndiyo chete muenzaniso vanhu vanotora kubva pavanofunga "slasher."

Zvichida kuenda kumberi, tinogona kumbundira vasikana vekupedzisira nevakomana vane kadiki kemaira uye ruzivo pavari. Zvakadini nevamwe varume nevakadzi vekupedzisira? Vanhu vakaita michato mishoma, vana vaviri vasina kunyatsogadziridzwa, uye vashoma vakapindwa muropa?

Kunze kweizvozvo, chii chinoita kuti mhandara dzifadze zvakadaro? Ani nani akambopinza musoro wake mukamuri yekukurukura kana kuenda kubhora revhangeri rehutsvene anokuudza kuti ingava ngano diki.

Funga nezvemikana! HR Massacre! Nguva Govera Muurayi! Zvakadini neSlaughter High pamusangano wemakore makumi matatu kana makumi mashanu? Jason Anotora Sizzler! Leprechaun 30: Shady Pines, Lep! Vana VeChibage Chikakangwa!

Remangwana rakajeka.