Nhasi izuva rekuzvarwa kwamwari pakati pevanhu. Ngano yechokwadi, chaizvo. Anonzi Bruce Campbell, uye kana iwe usingazvizive iwe unofanirwa! Iye murwi wekutya, sainzi ngano, uye terevhizheni kwemakumi emakore ikozvino. Muchokwadi, vazhinji vedu vanyori vakanaka pano paHorror takakwidziridzwa pane yake cinematography, uye zvakatiumba isu kuva vanhu vakanaka vatiri nhasi. * snicker *

Ndichitaura izvozvo, pakave nezvakawanda zvidzidzo VaCampbell vakandidzidzisa kuburikidza nemabasa avo uye kuonekera kwavo pamusoro pemakore, uye ndeupi mukana uri nani wekugovana avo vaunavo kupfuura izvozvi?

1. Iwe haungambove wakanyanya kuzvivimba

 
Bruce aratidzira mune mazhinji emafirimu ake, pamwe nemazhinji ake mapaneru, haugone kuve wakanyanya kuvimba. Vamwe vangati ari kuita jongwe, asi jongwe, ane chivimbo, iripi iyo mutsara? Iyo inzvimbo yegrey nzvimbo, handiti? Dai anga asiri jongwe isu hatingamude zvakanyanya sesu.

2. Charm inokusvitsa kwese kwese

Bruce anoziva kutsumwaira. Kunyangwe zvakaita saJack muJack wezvese zvigadzirwa, Brisco muBrisco County Jr., kana Ash muAsh vs Zvakaipa Vakafa (wow… mazita emunhu wake ari mune rake rakawanda basa!) Murume anoziva kufenda. Izvi ndizvo zvakamuita mukwikwidzi akakwana kushambadziro yake yepfupi yakararama Old Spice. Handina kumbozviona? Tora gander bellow!

 

3. Kana iwe uchida kuzviita muHollywood, dzimwe nguva unofanirwa kurohwa nemutungamiriri.

Kana iwe uchiziva chero chinhu nezve Evil Dead director director Sam Raimi uye hukama hwaBruce Campbell, iwe unoziva Raimi akamuisa kuburikidza negehena pamabhaisikopo. Aimurova nemapazi emiti uye kutoita kuti Bruce azvirove kana ruoko rwake rukabata. Raimi ndiye anonyanyisa kuseri kwekamera, uye Bruce mudyandi wechirango wekuramba achishanda naye kwemakore mazhinji. Ini ndinofungidzira ndiwo mutengo waunobhadhara kushamwari.

 

4. Zvakanaka "kudzokera kutsime."

Nepo vamwe vanhu vakavhiringidzika pamusoro pezvakateedzana uye kutangazve, vateveri vakafa vakafongorera mamwe maAsh naiye chete Bruce Campbell. Hapana zvinotsiva zvichaita. Mushure memakore makumi maviri nemaviri hiatus pakati peHondo yerima uye Ash vs Zvakaipa Vakafa, Bruce akazotora chainsaw ndokudzikinura chinzvimbo chake munhevhizheni nyowani uye vateveri havaigona kufara. Yakagamuchirwa zvakanaka kubva kune zvinotyisa aficionados nevatsoropodzi zvakafanana, izvo zvinoratidza dzimwe nguva zvakanaka kudzokera kutsime kune kurudziro uye kuenderera kwenyaya imwe chete.

 

5. Tsvaga zvaunoda uye zviite kuti zvikushandire iwe!
   
   

Sam Raimi naBruce vanga vari shamwari kubvira kusekondari, uye pavakakurukura kugadzira mafirimu pamwechete vaiziva kuti vaifanira kuita diki bhajeti yekutarisa yezvavaikwanisa kuunza kune vanoita mari. Cue Mukati meMatanda, ipfupi rinotyisa firimu rakanyorwa, rinotungamirwa, uye rakagadzirwa naRaimi uye nyeredzi naCampbell naEllen Sandweiss (Cheryl Williams anobva zvakaipa Dead.) Kwema $ 1600 bhaisikopo repasi rebhajeti rakagadzirwa uye kunyangwe kubudirira kwayo kuri kupisa zvishoma nezvishoma kwakazopedzisira kwabata ziso revashambadziri ndokubatsira kubhadhara Zvakaipa Vakafa.

 

6. Chengeta zvaunogona kuvhura.
   

 

Bruce haana kungonamatira kuterevhizheni nemamuvhi kana angosvika panguva huru, akaitawo basa rezwi remakatuni nemitambo yemavhidhiyo. Akato rongedza rake rake Bruce Campbell firimu mutambo!

 

7. Tora mikana.

Izvi zvinobatana mu # 5, asi kana avo vaviri vesekondari vakatendeuka vadzidzi veWestern Michigan University vasina kutora mikana yavakaita, hapana munhu aizoziva mazita avo nhasi. Kutanga neepasi bhajeti kugadzira mafirimu uye zvakasarudzika mhedzisiro asi iine buti mutoro wekutsunga, kuda, uye moyo zvinotungamira vese varume ava mumabasa avanazvo nhasi.

 

8. Usambofa wakakanganwa kwawakabva.

Nokuramba akatendeka pakutanga kwake, achienderera mberi nekushanda pamwe nevamwe vake vatambi nevashandi vaakatanga navo, pamwe nekuremekedza vateveri vake (nenzira yake yakamonyaniswa) Bruce agara achiratidza kuonga nekutenda, asingakanganwe mavambo ake ekuzvininipisa muRoyal Oak , Michigan.

9. Koshesa vateveri vako.Bruce inyaya yekokorodzano inotyisa! Akaonekwa pamakokorodzano mahombekombe kusvika kumahombekombe, uye hauzomboziva zvaachataura kana kuita. Hunhu hwake hwehunyengeri uye hwekunyomba vane vateveri vanokumbira zvimwe. Ndakaona vanhu vachitukwa (mune zvakanaka jee) kubva kumurume uyu uye iwe ungadai wafunga nemaitiro avo kuti vakakomborerwa naPapa!

10. 

    Ok, pamwe Nathan Fillion haasi wako "fan fan" asi ini handina kukwanisa kupfuudza iyi pikicha.

 

10. Usambofa uchitya kuva iwe pachako.

Kana iwe waona Bruce pagungano unoziva kuti akachena, mbishi, asingaregerere Bruce. Haape zvikonzero uye haakumbire ruregerero. Iye achakuudza chaizvo sezvazviri. Asi icho chikamu chezvinoita kuti atifarire kwaari. Anogona kunge achishamisika kuti sei tichidzoka kuzorova kwake kwekutaura nguva nenguva, asi pamwe nekuti kutendeka kwake kwoutsinye uye majee. Kune vamwe runako rwake uye runako, madzimai uye magents zvakafanana. Asi zvese zvinokatyamadza kuchokwadi chekuti hakuna mumwe akafanana naye muindasitiri, uye chero bedzi achiramba achigadzira mafirimu nemitambo yeterevhizheni, kunyora, mabhuku, uye achionekwa pakokorodzano, isu ticharamba tichimutsigira.

 

Verenga zvimwe nezve iwe waunofarira groovy mutambi pano pakuonekwa iwe ungangodaro wakanganwa iye!