Teererai, madzimai. Isu tese tinoziva zviri kumusoro. Uri kuenda kuimba yemapango musango neshamwari dzako kwevhiki inonakidza yekunyanyisa kudhakwa. Iwe waifanirwa kuziva sei kuti kabhini yakavakirwa panzvimbo yekare yekuviga apo mwana anga aregeredzwa akanyura apo aitsvaga hanzvadzi yake yainge yarasika, uyo akabatwa nemhondi yemwana iyo yakazofa mumoto?

Ngozi inogona kunge iri kuvandira pakona yega yega. Kana iwe uchida kusvetuka kubva kune wekutanga kubatwa kuenda kumusikana wekupedzisira, pane mimwe mishoma mitemo iwe yaunofanirwa kutevedzera.

Asi usazvidya moyo, vashoma vedu vakadzi kuHorror takabatana kuti tikubatsire kunze.

Usambofa Wakakanda Chombo Chako

Oh Mwari wangu. Tazviita. Isu takapotsa tafa asi ini ndakamuwana. Ndakabaya mumaziso. Iye zvino akarara ipapo, akafa, ndinofunga, nekuti ini handina kutarisa. Regai ndiise pasi banga rangu. Ndinozvigadzika padhuze naye sezvo afa uye haagone kuishandisa uye ndinongofuratira ndogara kuti ndibate mweya wangu.

Mira… unonzwa mimhanzi ichiwedzera kurira? Chii ichocho? Oo hongu, ndiyo mhondi iri kumashure kwangu NEKUTI NDINOMUrega ACHIKORA YANGU SHARP NEPINYU BANGA!

Vakadzi, tinoda kutaura. Uyu mutemo wakadaro, wakakosha kwazvo. Kana mhondi ichiita kunge yafa, pamwe haina kudaro. Chengeta izvo zvombo mumaoko ako, kunyangwe kana uchifanirwa kuzvidhinda kumatepa ako kuti usazvidonhedze apo, ndinogona kungofungidzira, unodonha kamwechete panguva yekuyedza kutiza.

Paunenge usina chokwadi, chengeta chombo uye umuuraye zvakare kana uchifanira. Hazvina kumboitika. Isa. It. Pasi.
- DD Crowley

Usamhanye Kumusoro

Vakadzi, ini handizive zvauri kuyedza kuzadzisa nekumhanyisa kumusoro, asi ini ndinogona kukuudza iwe chaipo kubva kubheti kuti harisi zano rakakura. Kunze kwekunge iwe uine makumbo etwiza ane runako rwemhara, iwe wakanyatso tariswa kana iyo mhondi iri kumashure kwako. Iwe haugone kusimuka masitepisi anokurumidza, uye mikana ndeyekuti ari pamusoro pe6 'kureba neimwe mhando yechombo chekuwedzera kusvika kwake.

Kana iwe ukabudirira nenzira inoshamisa, nderipi zano? Uri kuenda kuhwanda muwadhiropu nekuti hapana ane nokusingaperi kuongororwa ipapo? Svetuka nepahwindo uye akuvadze gumbo rako, kudzivirira kukurumidza kutiza? Uri kutarisira kubuda-kufambisa iyo mhondi uye kuverevedza uchidzika pasi pamatanho asati akubata iwe? Iwe unozvigona here ziva marongerwo eimba ino?

Kwete. Iwe uchabatwa uye izvo zvangoitika zvakashata chiitiko. Zviitire nyasha uye unamatire neanogona kupukunyuka nzira.
- Kelly McNeely

Usaite Bonde

Ndinoziva, ndinoziva. Iyo sultry seti yeiyo yakasiyiwa imba yekare inoita iyo o-saka kuyedza (Unf, asbestosi!). Iyo adrenaline inomhanya iyo ino nzvimbo inokupa inoenda yakananga kumudzi chakra.

Nekudaro, pakati pekuteedzera, mufaro unosiya imi mose musina kusununguka uye muchivhiringidzika- hunhu hwakaipisisa hwekudzivirira kana muurayi akasununguka akasununguka. Uyezve: wakaronga izvi, musikana wechidiki? Wakashandisa kudzivirira here? Iwe unonyatsoda kukambaira uchienda, muranda kune huremu hwedumbu remucheche, apo iye mwanakomana wechihure anorova achidzokera kune inotevera.

Ndiko kuti, if unoita kuti ive yakareba zvakadaro…
- Tiffi Alarie

Gara Uchienda Kill

Handina basa kana achitarisa kunge akafa. Kana paine maniac pazvitsitsinho zvako, achikutyisidzira uye nekuuraya zvakaomarara shamwari dzako dzisina ruzivo, hapana chinhu chakadai sekuwandisa.

Iwe unongo ziva kuti wechipiri waunofuratira, uyo akaipa anozopopota senge diabheki jack-mu-mubhokisi. Zviri kunyatso kuisa dampener pane yako post-kutsiva pfungwa yekuzorora.

Hapana chikonzero chekutora chinguva kuti uone kana akanyatsofa. Enda kumberi uye ubaye, pfura, kana kukanda nzira yako kuchengeteka nekunyatsopuruzira murume iyeye. Ropa uye - kana iwe wakanyatsozvipira - zvidimbu zvehuropi zvasara pamaoko ako zvinogona kunge zvichikuvadza, asi hei, iwe wakunda uku kutenderera.
- Kelly McNeely

Usapfeka Zvitsitsinho Zvakakwirira

Ngatizvitarisei madzimai, zvitsitsinho zvakakwirira zvinogona kunetsa kufamba mukati kunyange pasi peakanyanya kunaka ezvinhu. Pakadzika mukati medu tinoziva kunyangwe neyakareruka, yakawanda mhinganidzo isina nzvimbo dzakaomarara, tsoka dzedu dzinogona kungotsungirira zvakanyanya kana dzasvinirwa mumajeri epa phalanx.

Isu hatigone kuda kuzvibvuma kune edu fellas, asi zvitsitsinho zvakakwirira zvinogona kuita hure chaiko. Ini handina basa nekuti unofunga ivo vakanaka sei, kuti vanowirirana sei nehembe yako, kana kuti vakareba sei vanoita kuti utaridzike. Kana muurayi asingaregi achikutevera, ivo havana kana basa nazvo.

Chishuwo chedu kuve mukurumbira kana kufadza mukomana akanaka mhiri kwemakamuri neaya edu mafashoni tootsies kunotungamira mukuzviparadza kwedu pachedu. Kangani nguva patakaona mukadzi wechikadzi achimhanya, kana kuita hobby, kure negwara rakadzikama remhondi kungotsika, hazvo, hapana? Zvino nei uchiwedzera iwo mikana yekuwedzeredzwa pamurwi wemuviri nekupfeka zvitsitsinho?

Pane zvinhu zvakawandisa izvo zvinogona kukanganisika! Chitsitsinho chako chinogona kukanda chikusiya iwe kuti ugumburwe zvisina kukodzera. Zvakatoipisisa, chitsitsinho chako chinogona kudonha zvachose, chichive chisina basa projectile yekukanda kumhondi.

Kana shangu dzako dzikasarudza kugara muchidimbu uye ndokuramba ndakamira patsoka dzako pasina mubvunzo dzinotsvedza zvakanaka kurudyi kumonyanisa kana kutyora gumbo, zvichikusiya usingakwanise kumhanyira kune zvaunogona kuita.

Vaverengi, musarega vakadzi ava vauya pamberi pedu - kuzongosangana nekufa kwavo kusingatarisirwi nekuda kweshangu dzefashoni - vanofa pasina. Ngatidzidzei kubva mukukanganisa kwavo. Hapasisina stilettos isina musoro kana mapenzi mapenzi. Iti kwete kumapombi anorwadza uye mapuratifomu. Ngatipikei kamwechete zvachose. pazviratidzo zvekutanga zvekurova feni isu tinobvisa zvitsitsinho uye towana shangu dzinonzwisisika dzekukwirisa kunze uko!
- Piper Mugodhi

Usasiye Boka

Vakadzi, kana iwe ukatsauka kubva, iwe uchangonyangarika, usamboonekwa zvakare. Ndinovimba wakanaka nazvo.

Paunenge uri wega, hauna mumwe munhu wekutarisa musana wako. Uye kana iwe usina munhu wekutarisa musana wako, iwe uchave nerombo rakaipa uye rinorwadza kushamisika. Iyo mhondi inogara yakahwandira, ichitsvaga mhuka isina kusimba yekuparadzanisa nepakeji. Zviri zvechisikigo chete, uye zvinonyanya kushanda. Usazviwire pasi pazvo.

Iyo yakawedzera bhenefiti yekugara neboka ndeyekuti kana paine mumwe munhu anononoka kupfuura iwe, mikana iwe unenge wakanaka. Ndine urombo, shamwari, asi ndiko kupona kwevakanyanya pano.
- Kelly McNeely

Usanwa Doro kana kushandisa zvinodhaka

Pakupedzisira, ngatitorei chinhu chekupedzisira chakatwasuka; usanwa doro kana kushandisa zvinodhaka. Hapana munhu munhoroondo yemafirimu anotyisa akambokwanisa kubata yavo refu yakareba zvakakwana kuti varwise ibwe rinotonhora muurayi. Paunongonzwa iyo "Ch Ch Ch, Ah Ah Ah" iwe unosvinudza gehena kumusoro, isa tsoka imwe pamberi peimwe uye RUN!

Isu tese tanga tiripo, madzimai. Ndiwe musikana mutsva kumafaro uye unoda kukwana. Iwe haudi kuonekwa sekwere nekuda kwekusatora rova ​​kubva kubong fashoni kubva kune imwe yekare relic yakawanikwa mukamuri repasi. Kana Mwari ngavatendere iwe kupfuudza pfuti ichipfura brewski yakabvarurwa ne screwdriver, chinoitwa ini ndine chokwadi kuti hauzombo, kuzomboonazve * kukosora chikosoro. *

Asi zvakakosha here? Hausati wamboona chero wevanhu ava pamberi pebato iri, uye mikana yakanakisa zvekuti hausi kuzovaonazve mushure me… usiri mupenyu chero nzira.

Kana iwe usati watengeswa kuti urikuda here kana kwete kwete kurasikirwa neako "kadhi rinotonhorera," ngatitarisei izvo zvidzidzo zvatakadzidza kubva kune vakaomarara mapato madzimai pamberi pedu.

Kunwa doro kazhinji hakuzoisi kukuisa iwe sekutanga kufa pane yakatarwa mhondi; aya mavara akachengeterwa musikana akazadzikiswa zvakanyanya uye akakwirira anehunhu akashata kupfuura iwe. Paunotanga kusanganisa doro rako nedoro rakaoma ndipo panotangira njodzi yako, uye zvichienderana nekuti unonwa zvakadii, inogona kusimuka nekukurumidza.

Gara kure nemitambo yekunwa. Kuva musikana mutsva kuchakurovera seyakanaka nyore chipfuro, saka munhu wese achaungana pamwe kuti akudhakise. Kwete chete iwe uchafanirwa kuve nehanya nechero psychopaths pachivako, ikozvino iwe unofanirwa kunetseka nezve vakadhakwa vakomana vari kuyedza kupinda mumapant yako, futi.

Kana iwe wakapa kune izvo zvakaoma zvinhu, iwe ikozvino wabudirira kusimuka kubva pasi peye yaunoda yekuuraya rondedzero kuenda kuhafu yepakati chiratidzo. Aya akanaka mvura yakasviba uye anogona kutungamira kune dzimwe sarudzo dzakaipa.

Ngatiti iwe wafunga kutora bonde musati maroorana nemurume akanaka iyeye wauri kuba anotarisisa husiku hwese. Uh oh! Izvi zvinokufambisa kumusoro kuti uwedzere mamwe mapiki munzvimbo yenjodzi. Iwe unogona kuzviona seyakakodzera mukati nezviri kuitwa nevamwe vese, asi akavharirwa mhondi iri kuenda kukweverwa kune ako zviito seshark ine ropa mumvura. Iko kushushikana kwekudya kuri kuda kutanga.

Chekupedzisira, kana mushure mezvinwiwa, kupfura, uye kusangana musati maroorana, iwe uchiri kusarudza kuibvisa nesora, saka saka urikungoridza bhero rekudya kwemanheru, uye ndiwe mukuru kosi!
- Piper Mugodhi

Saka ipapo unayo, madzimai. Ndinovimba izvi zvinogona kukubatsira kuti uzviite kuburikidza nehusiku. Ita sarudzo dzakanaka, ona mabudiro ako, uye enda unofara!

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