Yakanyorwa naPatti Pauley

Sezvo chirevo chekare chichienda, pane zvinhu zviviri chete zvimwe muhupenyu; rufu nemitero. Uye kurarama muzuva rino nezera, handina chokwadi chekuti ndeupi anonzwira tsitsi. Nekudaro, iyo pfungwa inogona kupikiswa kana zvasvika kune inoshamisa nyika ye cinema. Iko kuratidzwa uye kutaridzika kweiyo Grim Reaper iye, kana kungodaidzwa kunzi Rufu chete mumabhaisikopo, masekero kubva kumwenje-moyo-kuseka kune shit-yako-bhurugwa-rinotyisa, uye kunyangwe kune nyaya yerudo iyo inochiva iyo yaShakespeare's Romeo & Juliet. 

Rufu iwe mukadzi-muurayi, iwe.

 

Ehe, Rufu runogona kuve runosiririsa netsitsi uye parutivi rweku flip, kusakanganwira kusvika padanho remitambo. Asi kutaura chokwadi pano, Rufu rune basa sekungofanana neumwe wedu wepakati Joes. Saka hatigone kuvenga mukomana ane runyorwa rwekuti ndiani ari kukodzera kuita kuti muviri wekunze ubude mune chero chakamirira mushure mehupenyu. Isu tinogona pamwe kuenzanisa Rufu rwemaawa makumi maviri nemaviri basa pamwe neyekutanga DMV mushandi. Haisati iri mhaka yavo iwe unofanirwa kuve uri mune inovavira, mwari-akasiiwa mwero wechinomwe weGehena. Asi isu tinoburitsa kutsamwa kwavo pavari zvakadaro, uyezve, ivo vanowana kuseka kwekupedzisira neiyo goofy seye fuck mufananidzo unoguma pane rako rezinesi. Iwe unongoputirwa neimwe nzira.

Izvo zviri kutaurwa, ngatikudzei Grim Reaper chimiro chakaratidzirwa pamusoro pemakore mumafirimu ane runyorwa rudiki rweanotonhorera emweya munyika ye cinematic. Uye isu tichaenda titange neyakajairika hudiki kufarira.

 

Yekupedzisira Chiito Gamba

Ian McKellen seGrim Reaper? Huya, mumashoko eSkeletor, ndinofanira kunge ndiri Iye-Benzi kusasanganisira kuita uku. Ehezve, kunze kwekunge iwe waive mwana wemakore 'makumi mapfumbamwe, iyi firimu inogona kunge isina nzvimbo yakapfava mumoyo mako mutema, kuita sekumiswa kwayakaitwa nekusekwa nevanhu vakuru nevatsoropodzi zvakafanana, zvichityisidzira basa raArnold. Hongu, ndinofunga vaifunga kuti zvakaipa.

Chero mune chero chinhu, kunyangwe iwe uchifarira bhaisikopo kana kwete, McKellen's Grim Reaper basa rakasimba kwazvo, sekune chero chinhu chinoitwa nemurume pafirimu. Kupinda kunoshamisa kwerufu muchokwadi kuburikidza neyemavhidhiyo skrini inotamba zvakanyanya, Chisimbiso chechinomwe, ingori yakachena fuckin 'kutyisa. McKellen neake wenguva dzose charismatic asi zvishoma anoshora vibe anounza kune chero mutambo anotamba Kufa achikunda. Iye anototyisa kuburitsa mwana achimuudza paanofa. Damn! Asina tsitsi Ian! Dzokorora chiitiko chisingakanganwiki na nekudzvanya pano.

 

Iyo Masque yeRed Death (1964)

Sezvo naSir Ian McKellen, ini handife ndakakwanisa kugara neni kana ndikasasanganisa mashandiro aVincent Price mukuita kwenyaya inoshungurudza kubva mundangariro dzaEdgar Allen Poe. Mutengo uri pakukwana kwake ne pure masharubu-twirling villainy muRoger Corman's 1964 firimu semwanakomana mumwe anonzwisa tsitsi wecheche Prince anogara pasi pekutyisidzira kunotyisa kwedenda dzvuku rerufu pasuo rake. Nekudaro, apo pati yakasarudzika yakasarudzika yaanokanda inozopunzika neasingaenderane akapfeka mutsvuku Reaper, inotambirwa naiye zvakanaka, Mutengo iye, hunhu hwake hunotyisa kunze anoita kwake A + kuita kwaPrince Prospero.

 

Vanotya

Tarisa kana iwe usingakwanise kukoshesa hupfumi hwenyika hwakanakisa uhwo Vanotyisidzira, Ndine chokwadi chekuti iwe unofanirwa kunge uri munhu asina kunaka. Panguva yechikamu chikuru, iri bhaisikopo rinonakidza, mifananidzo inotyisa uye mweya wemhondi yekuuraya (Jake Busey) achitora chimiro cheakanaka ore 'Reaper mufirimu raPeter Jackson ra1994 inonakidza kusagadzikana munzira dzakanakisa. Iyi pseudo vhezheni ine simba yeiyo inokohwa inofarira kuveza manhamba mumisoro yeavo vakaurawa, uye inogona kutouraya mimwe mweya. Uyezve, Marty McFly vs Rufu. Dzimwe dzese nharo hadzishandi.

 

Monty Python Zvinoreva Hupenyu

Zvakanaka, isu zvirokwazvo hatigone kuve ne Reaper runyorwa tisina kusanganisira salmon mousse kubva Chinangwa cheMonty Python cheHupenyu! Iyi vhezheni ye VaRufu inorova pati yekunyepedzera yekudya kwemanheru muchikamu chechinomwe chemufirimu, zvinoita kunge kuperekedza mumwe munhu patafura kuenda kune inotevera hupenyu. Nekudaro, mune yakachena Monty Python fashoni, VaRufu sezvo bato richireva iye, anoputirwa nekuurayiwa kwekuseka uye kurangarira kwekutaura kubva Iyo Flying Circus vashandi, vanongomushungurudza zvinomushungurudza iyezve kuenda kune akasviba-mukanwa Muroori uyo anongoda kuenderera pamwe nezuva rake rese.

 

scrooge

Mweya weKisimusi Remangwana pamwe ndeimwe yeakanyanya kuratidzwa eRufu pane iyi runyorwa kusanganisa echinyakare kutaridzika kwe ol 'Grims akapfeka mamvemve matema nekumonyoroka kwazvino kweterevhizheni sechiso pachinzvimbo cheyakajairika dehenya, kana mune mamwe kesi, hapana kana.

Isu tese tinoziva nyaya yenyaya yaDickens isingagumi yemakaro nerununuro uye pamusoro penzvimbo dzisingaverengeke dzekudzokorora mabhaisikopo aScrooge, Frank Cross '(ano Ebeneezer) kusangana nemweya unotyisa weizvo zvichave zviri chokwadi kusagadzikana. Izvo zvinoyevedza zvemufirimu rakanyorwa senge mutambo. Kunyanya, kana iwe uri mwana akatarisa scrooge, mweya yakavharirwa yakavanda pasi pejasi remweya yaityisa.

 

Zvimwe pane rinotevera peji!

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