“Hapana zvidimbu zvidiki. Vatambi vadiki chete.”

Unogona kunge wakambonzwa kutaura uku. Kazhinji, zvinouya mushure mekunge wapihwa chinzvimbo cheTownsperson #9 mukugadzirwa kwako kwechikoro chepamusoro cheMumhanzi Man, asi zvarinotaura ichokwadi. Zvinotora mutambi mukuru, ane hunyanzvi kuti aite chimwe chinhu kubva mudiki nhanho kana nguva yescreen uye kugadzira chimwe chinhu chisingakanganwike. 

Muenzaniso: Desiree Gould samainini Martha vachipinda Kurara Camp. 

Taura kune chero ani zvake nezve firimu iri uye, zvinonetsa ndezvokuti, vanozopedzisira vaunza vanoyevedza Tete Marita seimwe yezvikamu zvisingakanganwike zveyatove yany uye isingakanganwike kunonoka-mu-mu-mutambo slasher firimu. 

Munyori / director Robert Hiltzik anozadza firimu rake neakasiyana-siyana evamwe vatambi vanokatyamadza vakambogara mufirimu re slasher. Kubva pakuita kwehanzvadzi yemusikana ane simba raJudy naMeg (MEG) kusvika kumubiki anokatyamadza, muridzi wemusasa anonyepa, uye boka revanhu vane miromo yakaipa, vatambi veSleepaway Camp hapana kana chisiri chakasiyana. 

Kunyangwe mukati meichi boka ratove revatambi, Tete Marita vanomira pachena sevasinganzwisisike. Kuonekwa kwake kwekutanga mufirimu kuchangoitika mushure mekutaura kwakafa baba nemwana mutsaona yechikepe uye mwana asara, Angela, anoenda kunogara nemukoma Ricky naAmainini Martha. 

Kutaura kuti Marita ane shungu dzakanyanya kungave kushomeka kwezana ramakore. Gould anopinda nebhegi rebhurawuni regirosari rakazara nezvikafu zvepamusasa-vakasungwa Angela naRicky sezvaanosunga mitsetse yake yekutanga kumapuranga sekunge ari kutambira kune vanofungidzira vezviuru paRadio City Music Hall. Iyo inonakidza isina kugadziridzwa, yekuratidzira dhizaini yaisazonzwa isiri panzvimbo mune yekutanga John Waters bhaisikopo. Dzimwe nguva, zvakafanana nekuona mutorwa achifananidzira yavo vhezheni yemabatiro anoita munhu. 

Kunwa kwakanaka kwakauya kwaigona kugadzirwa kubva kuGould's daffy tic yekutendeukira kukhamera, sepadivi, achiisa zvigunwe zvake pachirebvu chake, uye achiti "Ndinotya kuti hazvingaite zvachose." Rinova chirevo chake chekubata.

Panguva yaanorangarira kuti akasungira tambo dzvuku pachigunwe chake kuti asakanganwe kuudza Angela naRicky chimwe chinhu obva atadza kurangarira kuti chaive chii inyanzvi yekirasi yemhando inoshamisa cringe comedy. Mukadzi uyu ari kuvhiya pane imwe wavelength kubva kwatiri tose uye, kubva pamabatiro anoita Ricky kuhunhu hwaamai vake, unowana pfungwa yekuti atojaira izvozvi. 

Zvimwe zvinonyanya kunetsa ndezvokuti tinoona kuti Marita haangori mukadzi wako wekumhanya-mhanya, ane mapiritsi, anonwa zuva nezuva asi chiremba pachake. Ungafungidzira here Marita achiita oparesheni pauri? Ndiani aizopa crackpot iyi scalpel? 

Ehe, Marita atora rusununguko rwekuzadza zvese zviri zviviri Angela naRicky zvemuviri wavo uye anoita chokwadi chekuvaudza kuti vasaudze chero munhu kuti akazviwana sei. Sei Marita aizoita izvi? Chii chaari kuvanza? Maziso mahombe ebhuruu aGould anomhanya mhanya nefashoni isingatarisike zvekuti haungambomuverengera zvakanaka. Anongova munhu asinganzwisisike here kana kuti pane zvimwe zvakaipa zviri kuitika?

Maminitsi makumi manomwe, vanhu vakafa mumusasa, uye imwe Silly Putty ndebvu gare gare, Tete Marita vanodzoka panguva yemamiriro ekunze anoratidza kwatinoona kuti Angela pakutanga aive Peter, uye Marita akasarudza kurera mwana saAngela nekuti "aigara achida musikana mudiki." .” Panguva iyi, Marita anobva pakuve munhu anoshamisa zvekuda kupenga. Anotaurawo kuti murume wake akamusiya (big shocker) uye zvakamutadzisa kuita kamusikana kaaigara achirota. Marita, wakambonzwa here nezvekurerwa nevabereki vasiri vako kana kuti kudhakwa kweusiku humwe pasina dziviriro? Kwete kuti chero munhu ane pfungwa dzakanaka angangokupa mumwe mwana kuti akure, asi zvakakodzera kupfurwa. Chokwadi zvine musoro kupfuura kushungurudzwa kwevana kwaakamanikidza kuna Angela murombo. Nekuratidzwa uku, Marita anova iye chaiye villain wefirimu. 

Kune vese vatambi vari kunze uko, ngachive chidzidzo kwauri. Izvo hazvina basa kuti inguva yakawanda sei yescreen kana kuti mitsetse mingani yaunayo. Kana Desiree Gould aigona kuita chimwe chinhu chisingakanganwike kubva mukuonekwa kwaAmainini Marita kwemaminetsi matatu, iwe unogona, zvakare. Anorangarira mashoko ekare eshowbiz ekuti agare achivasiya vachida zvimwe uye, kwandiri pachangu, anondisiya ndichida kuona Tete Martha dhirama rekurapa richibuda. Fungidzira munhu iyeye ari mukamuri yekuvhiya achikonzera mutambo. Kungoisa kunze uko.