Ipa zita rekuti zororo, pane rinotyisa bhaisikopo reizvozvo. Kunyangwe asinganyanyi kukosheswa mazororo akaita saApril's Mapenzi Zuva uye Zuva raamai rine mafirimu kwavari. Chishanu Chishanu, kunyangwe zvisiri zvehunyanzvi zororo, asi isu tinoripemberera zvakadaro, ine imwe yemari inobhadharisa uye inoshamisira yakatenderedza. Kisimusi iri nyore, zvakare zuva rine kuwanda kwema slasher anozivikanwa. Asi zvakadii nezveKutenda? Zvinotaridza kunge chinhu chepedyo kwazvo chataive nacho yaive tirera yaEli Roth yekunyomba Grindhouse, Thanksgiving. Eli Roth akataura nezvekuigadzira izere urefu nguva nenguva, asi ndiani anoziva kana zvichizobuda pachena (munyori Chris Crum akangonyora chidimbu chakanakisa pane izvi nezuro, saka itarise). Ehe, pane zvekare Thankskilling uye Kutenda kuuraya 3, asi ko zvakadii neinotyisa bhaisikopo rakaiswa pazuva ratinoungana semhuri uye tinodya huwandu hwechikafu?

Zvakanaka, zvinodzoka kumashure muna 1981 pakanga paine bhaisikopo rinotyisa rakaiswa paKutenda… kunyangwe iri padhuze nepanosvika zororo. Haisiyo yepakati dingindira, uye haina kuita kunge bhaisikopo bhaisikopo, zvinongoitika kuti zviitike pazuva iro. Zvinogonawo kuitika pane chero rimwe zuva, asi zvirinani kuti vakaedza, kunyangwe dai yaive yekungowana mari muzororo slasher. Iwe unoziva, kune chikamu chikuru. Iyo firimu haina kunyatso kuzivikanwa nekuve "akanaka" kana chero chinhu. Inoita, zvisinei, nyeredzi Jake Steinfeld, titular hunhu kubva muna hit 1990 show Vakuru Mukoma Jake! Zvakanaka, saka yanga isiri hit, asi ini ndinogona kana ndingangodaro ndisina kuiona. Jake aivewo nemutsara wezvirongwa zvekurovedza muviri unonzi Mutumbi naJake uye aive muvambi wekambani inonzi FitOrbit, chirongwa chekusimbisa muviri uye uremu. Pamwe izvo zvingave nemufirimu uri nani; Jake achienderera nekuuraya spree pane yake yekurarama yekurovedza muviri chirongwa cheTV. Iye mukomana achiri kushanda kunze, saka ane yakakwana kuvaka yako prototypical slasher, ichiita iro rakakwana basa kwaari.

Eh, pamwe kwete.

Pane chikonzero ichi bhaisikopo rakanganikwa. Kunze kwekusave icho chose chakakura, mashandiro aJake anosekesa, kunyangwe dzimwe nguva ndizvo zvatiri kutsvaga kunyangwe dai zvaive zvisiri zvevagadziri vemafirimu. Iye anoshandisa ruzhinji rwebhaisikopo bhudhi maziso uye achiseka seanopenga (iyo yaanotamba, saka ndinofungidzira basa raitwa zvakanaka) uyezve kune uyu mwana akapfeka kunge mime, pendi kumeso uye zvese, aine gitare uye amp akasungirirwa musana wake. Mumwe munhu anogona kundiudza icho chinangwa chekuve nehunhu hwakadai hwaive chii? Kufungidzira kwangu ndiye aive spoof parudzi rwehunhu hwaNeddy aivemo NeChishanu iyo 13th, asi anofarira kumisa iyo show kwandiri, nekuti ini handigone kutora mufananidzo wakadai zvakanyanya. Ndinofanira kumbomira ndokwenya musoro wangu, ndichifunga kuti vaifungei. Ndiani anofanirwa kufananidzwa neuyu hunhu? Mauto eKISS? Comic zororo vanhu vanofanirwa kuratidza hunhu hwemumwe munhu watinoziva kuti vataurirane, asi izvi… chii ichi? Ndiri kufunga nezve iyi nzira zvakanyanya. Iwo mamwe haana kana kukosha kutaura nezvayo, nekuti iwo ako stereotyped stock slasher mavara. Chaizvoizvo, tarisa chero slasher flick uye ipapo ya enda, ivo vari mune ino bhaisikopo zvakare. Kwete kutaura kuti kuita kwavo kwanga kuri kwevarombo kana chero chinhu, asi hazvina kukwana kuchengetedza iyo firimu.

Gorehound ichafanirwa kutarisa kumwe kunhu, sezvo pasina zvakawanda muropa uye matumbu. Kutaura chokwadi, mhedzisiro yacho inoitwa zvisirizvo, zvirokwazvo hapana chekunyora pamba nezvayo. Iyo nyaya zvakare yakanaka stale uye zvinoonekwa ingori inokurumidza mari mukati meyo ipapo slasher boom, saka iwe unofanirwa kushamisika; firimu iri rakaitirwa ani? Kare kumashure, kugadzira slasher kwaive sekudhinda mari. Iwe haugone kurasikirwa, asi iyi ndeimwe yemafirimu aya akangotungamira mukuwedzeredzwa kwerudzi.

Saka chii chandaitaura nezve rangano? Yakapera? Ok, saka mira kana iwe wanzwa iyi; Kupenga kunopukunyuka kubva kuchipatara chepfungwa, kuba chiteshi chengoro ndokunanga kumba kunouraya vanhu pazororo rinozivikanwa.

Ini ndinofanira kunyatso buda ndokuudza iwe izvo zvingave zvipi?

Chero zvazvingaitika, kana iwe uchishingirira zvakakwana kana iwe uchida kukanda mari kure, unogona nab kopi kubva Amazon yemubhadharo wakakura uye pakuziva kwangu, ingori VHS kubvarura uye kwete kana chikuru.

Kana iwe unogona kutarisa iyo bhaisikopo rose muvhidhiyo pazasi. Zvakakosha chero wachi imwe chete uye kuona Jake Steinfeld achiita kunge anopenga anopenga.

Anopukunyuka murwere wepfungwa anoba chiteshi chengoro uye anoita nzira yake kuenda kuBradleys 'Yekutenda kupemberera, kwaanoronga kuvaita vashoma vatende…

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Uye chete kuti ndikutorere pasi ndangariro nzira ... HAUDI Kusiya!

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Zvakare nekuti inguva yekutenda, heino chikamu chekutenda che Vakuru Mukoma Jake.

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