Pandakapinda mune yemitambo yeEli Roth Death Wish (inova remake ye1974 'yekushandisa' firimu rezita rimwe chete) ini ndaitarisira kunzwa…chimwe chinhu. Eli Roth mutambi anotyisa wefirimu ane nhoroondo yakaomeswa.

Ndakanga ndisina chokwadi nezvekubva uku kubva pamhando yake yaaiwanzoita, asi kana pasina chimwe chinhu, ini ndaitarisira Death Wish kuva zvakawandisa. Zvinogumbura. Yakanyanya visceral. Zvakare…chinhu.

Panzvimbo pezvo, izvo zvandakawana zvaive bland action flick, ichitarisa yakataridzika-isingatarisike Bruce Willis, uye iine mhando yemhando ye "Akanaka Guy ane Pfuti" zano iro raizotarisirwa mune yakananga-ku-vhidhiyo firimu inotarisana naSteven Seagal .

Iyi firimu inotenderera kunaWillis saPaul Kersey, chiremba wekushungurudza anoshanda muguta rinoita serakaparadzwa nehondo reChicago. Kana kuratidzwa kweiyi firimu kuri kwechokwadi, saka zvikwata zvevanhu zvinofanirwa kufamba mumigwagwa mangwanani oga oga vachichenesa miviri. Ini handigare imomo, asi ini ndinemanzwiro akasarudzika ekuti kugara muChicago hakuna kufanana nekugara mairi Iyo Kuchenesa.

Paul Kersey anoremekedzwa kwazvo, uye isu takaitwa kuti timuone semuponesi wechokwadi wehupenyu. Zvinhu zvinochinja, zvisinei, apo mudzimai waPaul nemwanasikana (akatambidzwa kwenguva pfupi naElisabeth Shue naCamila Morrone, zvichiteerana) vanorwiswa panguva yekupaza-mumba memhuri yavo.

Mukadzi waPaul anourawa, uye mwanasikana wake akasara ari pakoma. Uye nekudaro, pamwe vaviri vatambi vakanakisa mune ino firimu vanonyangarika (zvine chekuita naVincent D'Onofrio, izvi hazvisi zvake yakanakisisa kuita).

Sezvo Paul paanowedzera kuwedzera kudiwa nekutsiva, anotanga kutsvaga pfuti uye kuchengeta pfungwa dzekurinda kwekurinda. Mukupedzisira, anoba Glock kubva kumurwere ari kufa, anopedza husiku-husiku mangwanani, uye anouraya varume vaviri vari kuyedza kuba rori. Anoita zvese izvi akapfeka grey hoodie, zvichitungamira kune zvemuno tabloids kumubata iye "The Grim Reaper" (cain the chills and shudders).

Iyo zano kubva pano inoenderera zvakanyatsoita chaizvo kuti munhu angatarisira sei. Mumwe nemumwe, Paul anovhima varume vane mhosva yekufa kwemukadzi wake. Anovatuma nekunetseka kushoma, nepo matikitivha enyaya iyi (akatambidzwa naDean Norris naKimberly Elise, vanova ndivo chete vanhu vaviri vanoita kunge vari kunakidzwa), vanoswedera padhuze naye.

Pakupedzisira munin'ina waPaul, Frank (Vincent D'Onofrio, uyo angangodaro akatamba achitungamira asi arikutamba mutambi wekatuni anofamba), anoona nezvekupara mhosva kwake, uye… kungo… mhando yekufamba nayo? Kuita kwaFrank kunopfupikisa kukanganisa kukuru kweiyi firimu: pane zvachose ZERO mhedzisiro kana matanda aPaul.

Death Wish ingadai yakave yetsika firimu. Zvinogona kunge zvakaratidza nyaya inosiririsa yemurapi achiburukira munyika ine mhosva nekuuraya. Eli Roth anoita mafirimu anotyisa, saka munhu anofanirwa kufunga kuti ane vamwe kunzwisisa kwekutyisa kwepfungwa dzemunhu.

Asi, zvinosuruvarisa, kwete.

Paul anoita shanduko kubva kuhupenyu-saver kuenda kune ane hutsinye muurayi ane zero kuramba. Haana kana kamwechete anoita seanopokana nezviito zvake, haana kana zuva rimwechete rekuzvitarisa pamaoko ake seropa remurume parinodonha kubva pamunwe wake, asingambozvitarise pagirazi uye achizevezera "Mwari wangu, ndazovei…?"

Hapana.

Eri Roth anoita kunge ane shungu kwazvo dzekubvisa zvese izvi mushwa munzira uye kuenderera nekudeura ropa. Uye zvakanaka! Dai ichi chaive chechokwadi chanhasi chibharo chekushandisa firimu, mutsinga yaRobert Rodriguez's KUKUNDA kana yaJason Eisner Hobo ine Shotgun, ipapo ini zvirinani ndingadai ndakaipa mbiri kune izvo.

Panzvimbo iyoyo mhirizhonga inonzwa zvisingaite gutless. Yakanyanya kuchena. Zvakanyatsojeka. Zvakare…Hollywood Uye iyo imwe "inokodzera" nguva mufirimu, apo Paul anofara achicheka kuvhura gumbo reperp senzira yekutambudza, anongonzwa kunze kwehunhu uye hutsinye, kwete muganho kusundira uye kushinga.

Death Wish inoedza kuve yetsika firimu. Death Wish inoedza kuve yekushandisa firimu.

Zvinosuruvarisa, Death Wish kungopfura chete.