ne Kudengenyeka: Zuva Rinotonhora muGehena achipinda Chivabvu gore rino, zvakakosha kuti urangarire chikamu chekutanga chakatanga zvese. Cold Zuva mugehena iri nhamba yechitanhatu mune franchise yeiyo iri pasi pekugara maGraboids uye inoratidzira iri kudzosa nhengo yakakandwa Michael Gross saBurt Gummer. Asi ngatidzokerei kuguta rekurara rekumaruwa rePeopleion, Nevada uko chimwe chinhu chakamutswa pasi pevhu muna 1990.

Kutuka ndakatanga neimwe nhumbi. Kwete vazhinji vemafirimu vanoenda vaifara nezve imwe B-inotyisa bhaisikopo, kana musasa wechisikwa ficha. Iyo prehistoric honye haina kuwana vateereri vakawanda kana kumhanya kwemitambo. Pane kudaro, iyo firimu yakave yakakurumbira hit pamusika vhidhiyo musika.

Izvi zvaive zvadzoka pawaikwanisa kufamba muBlockbuster kana Hollywood Vhidhiyo uye uchidonhedza pamusoro pekusarudzwa kwemafirimu. Idzi nguva dzaive dzakanaka nekuti iwe wakabata chaicho chinobatika mumaoko ako. Iwe waishuvira kukwikwidza kumba uye uchisundidzira iyo VHS muCRR uye unakirwe neshoo. Iyo bhaisikopo yakatsamwira kurasikirwa kumitambo yemitambo uye yakapetwa katatu nhamba yayo yebhokisi-hofisi pamwe nekurendesa dzimba uye kutengeswa kwemamuvhi.

Imwezve tsananguro yakakonzera kukakavara yaive iyo iyo MPAA yakayera iyo R. Iyi chiyero chaive chisiri chegore kana chisimba, asi chemutauro wega. Anopfuura gumi nemashanu F-mabhomba akapararira mukati memufirimu. Iyo payakagadziridzwa pasi kusvika Pg-13, yakaita iyo firimu musasa. Unodikanwa pakati pevateveri mutsetse "Motherhumper." Ruregerero chiFrench changu, VaWard.

Iyi firimu inovhura naValentine (Kevin Bacon) uye Earl (Fred Ward) sevamiririri vaviri, vanofamba pamusoro peguta rePerfection vachiita mabasa epadivi. Iyo firimu inofamba zvakanaka, ichirega muoni awane kuravira kwevanhu veguta nenzvimbo dzakatenderedza. Iwe unotanga kuona kuti mabvisirwo akaitwa vanhu ava kubva kune dzimwe nyika.

Val naEarl pavanoenda kuti vabve mutaundi, vanobva vangoona kuti vanonoka. Miviri yedhorobha inotanga kuunganidza. Kunyangwe hazvo iyo firimu iine toni yekomiki, izvi zviitiko zvichiri kutyisa. Anenge munhu wese anokwanisa kurangarira musoro wevarimi wakatemwa musoro mubindu rake, kana jackhammer akatiza.

Varume vaviri vanomhanyira kudzokera kuchitoro chemuno kuti vaburitse zvavakawana. Pakutanga, vagari vePerfection havavatende, asi havana kukwanisa kuramba humbowo hunodhonzera kumashure kwe ekisero yaVal murori yake.

Shamwari dzakasimuka dzakatasva bhiza, dzichitarisira kuwana rubatsiro kudhorobha ravo diki. Ivo vanonyorera mumwe wavo seismologist mudzidzi Rhonda (Finn Carter). Iwo matatu haaite kure kana vachisangana netende rakakura kwazvo senge chisikwa. Yakapetwa makumi matatu tsoka Graboid! Mumujaho wehupenyu hwavo, ivo vanoona chisikwa hachigone kupinda mudombo rakasimba ndokudzokera kuchitoro neruzivo rwavo rutsva.

Vagari vePerfection vanoungana zvakare muchitoro, kuyedza kutsvaga mhinduro kuzvikara izvi. Nezvinopfuura chimwe cheaya makonye-kunge honye ari kurwisa dhorobha ravo, ramangwana ravo rinoratidzika kunge rakaipa. Kurwiswa kubva kuGraboids hakuregi.

Hechino chimwe chiitiko chechiratidzo apo Rhonda yakasungirirwa mune yakasungwa barbed waya fenzi. Kuedza kumununura, Val anomuudza kuti abvise bhurugwa rake uye vaviri vadzokere kunzvimbo yakachengeteka… asi kwete Graboid isati yawana demo kugoko rayo rekunze ndokuparura vheranda rechitoro.

Vanhu vePerfection vanokwira pamusoro pedzimba dzavo nezvivakwa mukuyedza kuhwanda kubva kuzvikara. Ivo vanotarisira kuti makonye achaneta nekuvamirira kunze.

Spoiler yambiro: havadaro.

Pinda Burt Gummer (Gross) nemukadzi wake wekutamba (Reba McEntire). Ava vaviri vanofarira pfuti uye nzungu dzekurangana.

Midziyo yeGraboid mukamuri yavo yepasi. Chisikwa hachina kuziva kuti chakange chapinda chei machiri. Iyo yepasi pevhu inzvimbo inoera yeGummers, uko kunochengeterwa pfuti dzese dzakakosha.

Ivo vadikani vanorongedza chibhakera uye vanopedzisira vauraya imwe yehonye dzekare, mune yaive ipi yemamwe mafirimu makuru zviitiko. Zvichida Kukwana kunogona kudzokera kuzita rayo?

Nehurombo, idzi mhuka hadzisi yako yepakati ivhu rehonye kuti ipfurwe kufa kana kukwiridzirwa pamusoro. Kwete, zvisikwa izvi zviri kuwedzera kungwara paminiti.

Earl naVal vanosarudza mhinduro ndeye kutyaira bulldozer, yakasungirirwa netrailer, yakanangana nemakomo akapoterera. Ivo vanofunga kuti zvisikwa hazvigone kudya chimwe chinhu chinorema - vatove vatomisa kuti zvikara hazvigone kupfuura nepakaoma dombo kana pasi.

Kutyaira kwavo hakugare kwenguva refu, uye vakasara vakapona vanove vakasungwa pachitsuwa chematombo. NemaGraboid anotenderera pasi pevhu rakasununguka, Val naEarl vanoita chigumo chekupedzisira vachipesana nezvikara.

Kunyange chiri hazvo chinhu chinotyisa, Kutuka yaive imwe yeaya mashoma mafirimu aibata mutambo uye anotyisa zvakafanana. Bacon neWard vanoba iyo showa, asi iyo department department zvechokwadi yakaita kuti bhaisikopo ripenye.

Dhizaini yeGraboids yakanga yakasiyana, chimwe chinhu chisina kumboonekwa nemunhu. Kana shaya dzikavhurika uye tende kunge rurimi rwuchibuda, unozvongonyoka pachigaro chako.

Pfungwa yehonye semupikisi yakaitawo senge kufamba kwakashinga kwefirimu nenyeredzi zhinji idzi. Iyi firimu inovhara naVal vachiita kurwa kwekupedzisira nemutsara wakakurumbira "Unogona here kubhururuka iwe iwe sucker!"

Zvese muzvese, Kutuka yakanaka, goofy, groovy mafaro. Zvinotyisa zviripo, asi pamwe chete neiyo firimu inomira pakati pemabhiramu eB-mafirimu munharaunda yako yeWalmart madhora mashanu emadhora. Pamwe kuvana makumi mapfumbamwe evana, firimu iri rakavaitira chii shaya akaitira mvura. Muchokwadi, kunyangwe iyo poster inoseka vane mukurumbira shaya image.

Nezvakawanda zvakateedzana (iwe unozozviona ivo anogona kubhururuka; ivo vanokudziridza mazita Shrieker uye Ass-blaster) uye kunyangwe imwe nhepfenyuro yeTV runyerekupe kuva mukusimudzira, hazviratidzike kunge honye idzi dzinogona kuvigwa nekusingaperi izvozvi.