Saka hechino chinhu… Ini handidi zvinokambaira. Ndinoziva, ndinoziva. Ndiri kunzwa vamwe venyu muchigomera kunze uko patinotaura, asi ichokwadi. Kupfuurirazve, hazvisi zvekuti ini handidi nyoka, asi ndinotya zvachose. Nomuzvarirwo, zvinokambaira-zvakanangana nekutyisa mafirimu hazviwanzo kuita yangu yekutarisa rondedzero.

Chinhu chinonakidza ndechekuti kunyangwe ivo vachindinunura, ndaona nhamba inoshamisa yemafirimu muhupenyu hwangu. Vamwe vacho ini ndaitarisa kunze kweye sheer internalized masochism. Kana iwe uchida kuti bhaisikopo rikutye iwe, kuenda nechimwe chinhu chaunotya ndicho icho yakanakisisa nzira pfupi, shure kwezvose. Dzimwe nguva, ini ndaingotukwa zvekuda kuziva mushure mekunzwa nezve firimu zvekuti ndaifanira kuzvionera ndega. Dzimwe nguva, ivo vaingova izvo zvaive paTV pawaive mwana uchikura uye vabereki vako vanga vasati vatenga yavo yekutanga VCR.

Chero nzira, ngatitarisei mashanu emamwe asingafadzi anokatyamadza-anonyanya kutyisa mafirimu andakamboona pasina hurongwa ...

Anacondas: Kuvhima kweRopa Orchid

Zvakanaka, usati wasvetuka nyaya yangu, ndinzwe kunze. Ndinoziva iyi firimu iri padivi rembeveve. Pfungwa yese yeboka remasayendisiti iri kutsvaga orchid iyo inofungidzirwa kuti ichawedzera hupenyu hunongowanikwa musango rakakomberedzwa nenzara, uye kutaura chokwadi, zvine simba-zvine simba anacondas yakatambanudzwa kunyangwe yechisikwa chimiro.

Uyezve, ndinoziva kuti nyoka haina kana kutaridzika chaizvo. Unoziva chii? Kana ichitaridza hofori yekukwiridzira bhora kusvika kumagumo kweiyo firimu uye ini ndakatanga hyperventilating, zvaive zvisina basa kana chidiki! Ophidiophobia, vanhu. Inokuwana iwe nguva dzese. Kunyangwe kufunga nezvazvo, izvozvi…kubvunda… Kwete ndatenda!

Venom (1982)

Iwe unoziva chinotyisa kupfuura boka renyoka hombe musango? Imwe nyoka… imwe ine huturu kwazvo… yakahwanda mumba mako…

Klaus Kinski, Susan George, naOliver Reed nyeredzi mune ino firimu nezve magandanga epasi rese akatangisa kupamba mwana wevakapfuma vaviri. Pane dambudziko rimwe chete, mukomana wemhuka mukomana waakaraira akachinjirwa netsaona mamba nhema nhema inokasira kurwisa mumwe wevapambi vasati vanyangarika mumba. Sezvo husiku hunopera, vanononoka kuwira mumhondi chinyararire.

Tarisa uone tirera pazasi kana iwe uri mune icho chinhu chechinhu.

Kambaira

Zvakanaka, ngatisiyei nyoka kumashure kwechinguva nekuti ndinoda kuzorora.

Kambaira yaive imwe yeaya mafirimu akazoita kunge ari nani zvakanyanya kupfuura zvayaive neicho chaicho uye iri rimwe remafirimu akabatana-akazara-makakatanwa akazara pakati andakamboona kunyangwe mamwe acho asingatendeke. Mufirimu waAlexandre Aja pamusoro pemukadzi ari kuyedza kununura baba vake muchikamu che5 dutu remhepo rinotora chiitiko nekukurumidza sezvo iye achiona kuti imba yavo yazara nemakorari makuru, ane nzara sezvo mvura yemafashama ichienderera ichikwira.

Kubva ipapo, iwe waenda kumadzinza pane imwe yeanonakidza uye asinganetsi reptile-inotarisana nekutyisa mafirimu andakaona mumakore akati wandei.

Jennifer (1978)

Jennifer Baylor (Lisa Pelikan) akarererwa munharaunda yekumaruwa kwaaipinda imwe yeaya asinganzwisisike ekubata nyoka machechi. Parizvino ari kusekondari, anokwanisa kutora kudzidza kune chinoshamisira pre-chikoro, asi vamwe vasikana vanomubata zvakashata, vachimudheerera nekumuita hupenyu hwake gehena mhenyu. Ivo vanoona yakanyanyisa kunonoka iko kukanganisa kwavakaita, hongu.

Iwe unoona, Jennifer ane simba chairo rakaratidza maari semwana muchechi. Musikana ane hukama hwepfungwa nenyoka uye vese vane shungu dzekuita zvido zvake. Munongoziva musangano wedare wakaenda nezvakadai, “Zvakafanana Carrie, asi nenyoka! ”

Zvakadaro, zvimwe zvezviitiko hazvina kugadzikana kunyanya mifananidzo yaJennifer, akapfeka nguwo chena, maoko akatambanudzwa kudenga, achishevedzera kuvashandi vake vari kutsvedza.

Rogue

Zvakasununguka zvakavakirwa pane chaicho-hupenyu garwe muAustralia, Rogue inotaurira nyaya yeboka revashanyi pane "garwe-rinotarisa" kukwira chikepe. Kana mutungamiri wavo (Radha Mitchell) anoona hutsi huri kure, anosarudza kuongorora kuti aone kana mumwe munhu achida rubatsiro chete kuti apedzisire araswa nemitero yake pachitsuwa chidiki uye makarwe ari kufamba nemafungu.

Pane nguva dzekusagadzikana kwechokwadi mukati meiyi firimu izvo zvinokuchengetedza kumucheto kwechigaro chako.

Anokudzwa Taura: mupurwa (1980)

Zvichida imwe yeakanakisa "gators mune tsvina" mafirimu akambogadzirwa, iyi firimu inosanganisa chiito chakasimba pamwe nekutyisidzira kwekutsvaga 30-tsoka tsoka alligator yakasununguka mumigwagwa yeNew York munzira dziri mbiri dzinosetsa uye dzinovhiringidza. Dziva rekushambira pamutambo unoshamisira rinonamira newe nguva refu yapera.

Anokudzwa Taura: Lake Placid

Iwe haugone kutaura nezve reptile-yakatarisana inotyisa mabhaisikopo pasina kuunza ino inotyisa comedy gem. Kusanganisa kutsvinya nechisikwa chaicho chinotyisa uye nemuromo wakasviba Betty White, iyi firimu iri kutandadza uye kukwana kwehusiku humwe pamubhedha.