"Ash vs Zvakaipa Vakafa" chikamu chechipiri chakazara nezviitiko zvinotyisa, kwete chidiki zvacho chaive, mune angu maonero ekuzvininipisa, iyo yakanyanya kupfuura-iyo-yepamusoro nguva mukati zvakaipa Dead nhoroondo inozopetwa seye epic yakawanda yehembe dzeHalloween kana chero munhu achigona kuibvisa.

Zvinopera pasina kutaura kuti kana usati watarisa Chikamu chechipiri, iwe uchada kurega kuverenga zvimwe. Zvikanzi. tese tiri vanhu vakuru pano, saka handikwanise kukuudza zvekuita.

Chikamu chechirongwa chiri kutaurwa chakabata naAsh (Bruce Campbell) naKelly (Dana DeLorenzo) vachidzokera kuchipatara chemochari kuti vatorezve Necronomicon iyo yaRuby (Lucy Lawless) yakaiswa mukati mechitunha kuti vasaonekwe nevana vake vanozvidza kubva mumwaka kutanga.

Kelly akabvunza danho asi Ruby akangonongedzera kuti nyama yakafa inokanda Vakafa pahwema, inova pfungwa yatichada kuramba tichifunga sezvo mwaka uchipera, ndine chokwadi.

Sezvo isu tese taigona kufungidzira, chitunha chakange chisiri kuda kupatsanura neBhuku revakafa pasina kurwa uye mubairo wakabikwa uchienda kune chokwadi chekuti kunyange ini ndine chokwadi kuti Ash haazombofa yakaramba chiito chekumashure, izvi zvaive zvechokwadi kwete zvaaifunga. Nekudaro, akatorazve bhuku, asi kwete asati agumburwa achitenderera mukamuri piggy achidzosera chitunha munzira isingakurudzirwe yaungafungidzira.

Hazvina musoro, asi zvakazara mukuchengeta nezvese zvakasikwa isu tese tinoziva uye tinoda, uye chimwe chinhu icho The King asingazombofa akararama pasi.

Kelly ane chokwadi chekuti vaviri ava vachasungwa nekuda kwekuedza kwavo, asi chii chinotanga sekurwa nesoda dispenser pamusoro pep (ahhh iyo Chicago inobuda muDeLorenzo) inosvika pedyo naKelly achigogodza kunze kweguta constable nepfuti rimwe chete. ku dehenya. Asi sekutaura kwakaita Mai Maxwell, haisi mhosva yake iye murume anga aine shaya yegirazi.

Mutambo chaiwo unouya mukamuri yekurara yaAsh, zvisinei, uko Pablo (Ray Santiago) anoshandisa Kandarian Dagger mukuyedza kubvisa zvakaderera pazviitiko zvake zvekumuka zvinotyisa kubva kuna Ruby. Ehezve, kune yakaipa mbongoro saPablito, haasati ari mutambo wakawanda waRuby uye anopedzisira arega iro rekumusoro nekukurumidza. Ash-bapiro-murume ane chimwe chiono, chete panguva ino hapana kubvaruka kwechiso chegelatinous, asi asi Ruby achimusunga kunge nguruve iri kuda kuburitswa neropa rayo uye achicheka huro yake nechaji-kunge nzwara.

Ehe anouya mushure mekudzoka kwaAsh naKelly, uye paakamanikidzwa anozoburitsa pachena zvaakaona. Ruby ari pachena anonetsekana nekuti akanzwisisa kuti chairo chiratidzo chaimiririra Baari anotyisa.

Zvino, hatisati tamuona, asi tese tinoziva kuti ari kuuya uye DeLorenzo atozivisa kuHorror kuti Bhaari maoko pasi muvengi mumwe anotyisa kwazvo zvakaipa Dead zvakasikwa zvakambogadzira.

Kwete kuzonyepa, izvi zvinhu zvinonakidza. Ndiri kureva, hongu Ruby anga achishushikana nekutadza kudzora kwevana vake vane simba, asi haana kumbobvira ataridza kunetsekana nekungotaurwa kwedhimoni pamberi, padiki pane vese baba vevanoshama vasina kupfeka vakaonekwa mu "Kumba."

Tiri munzira, takaona Brock (Lee Majors) achigadzirira kushanya kubva kune mudiki mudiki nenzira imwecheteyo yakaitwa nemwanakomana wake muchikamu chekuchaira nhevedzano (zvichiratidzira kuti baba nemwanakomana zvakafanana sei) uye vakaona zvishoma Cheryl's nzvimbo kumucheto kwehoro. Zvishoma zvinozivikanwa clip kubva Vakaipa Vakafa yakaridzwa pamusuwo asi, hongu, ndangariro dzehusiku hwakaipisisa makore 30 apfuura dzaingoonekwa kuna Ash.

Iyo showa yakapedziswa nevana vaviri kuti Ash akapotsa arova pakukwidza achidzokera kunzvimbo dzake dzekare dzekutsika achiba Delta, asi iyo showo inoramba ichikura kupfuura splatstick kune nzwisiso yakadzama yekuti ndiani uye nei Ash ari, Kelly naPablo vari kuramba vachisimba uye zvakanyanya kuomarara uye pane batch nyowani yeVakafa inoda kugadziriswa. Zvese izvi zvinotungamira kumibvunzo kuenda kumberi.

• Kurasikirwa kwakadii kwechiratidziro chisina kubatanidzwa chechiratidzo Ash? Hongu, iyo Necronomicon iri kumwe mumotokari, asi zvakare kudada kwemurume uye mufaro, chinhu chake chaanokoshesa. Hatibvumidzwe kukanganwa kuti ingori gumi nembiri yekubhadhara uye mwana iyeye ndewake wese.
• Zviratidzo zviviri mukati, zviono zvaPablo zvakatobva pamasikirwo, zviono zvechipoko zvaRuby uye iyo yambotaurwa Mason Verger nguva yekutyisa zvachose. Zvikuru zvakadii zvavanowana, uye chii chichava chinomiririra? Mune yedu Q&A naDeLorenzo, akapa chiyeuchidzo chekuti munhu wese anosvika padyo neAsh anoongorora, saka munhu wese achapona mwaka - uye chakanyanya - Pablo achakwanisa kusvika ichangobva kuziviswa seti yechitatu yezvikamu?
• Isu takavimbiswa kuti vatambi vepakutanga zvakaipa Dead mafirimu aive achizoonekwa mumwaka wese wechipiri, uye ikozvino zvatave kusekerwa nekuona kwaCheryl, iye nevamwe vevamwe vachatanga kuoneka riini? Vachave vakauya sevanhu vatsva here kana ivo vachashanda se Griffin Dunnes kuna Ash's David Naughton?
• Tatova pasi kusvika kuzvikamu zvisere zvasara, saka keteni richakwira riini pakusvika kwaBhaari kwakamirirwa zvakanyanya? Isu tese tinorangarira kuti zvaive zvakaoma sei kune vanorova mweya kupa madhimoni "madiki" eEligos, saka mugehena mhenyu vachabata sei naBhaari, uyo angangoita kuti Eligos aonekwe Paul Reubens 'Amilyn?

Iyo zano inoramba ichiwedzera, saka kusvika svondo rinouya, yeuka kuti unogamuchirwa kuturika mumba maAsh, asi usabata chero chinhu. Kunze kwekunge kurongedza.