Zvakanaka, Chishanu Chishanu Chishanu uye Mugovera izuva raValentine, saka ndakafunga kuti zvingave zvinonakidza kutarisa vamwe vevakaroora vakanaka kubva munzvimbo dzese NeChishanu iyo 13th kodzero. Kune akawanda kwazvo akakura, pamwe neakasarudzika kukochekera uye rudo rusina kukodzera, asi ini ndakaridzikisira pasi kusvika gumi evavakaroora vandinoda.

Anokudzwa ataura kuna Scott naMuffin veChikamu 2.

Ongorora: Kana usiri munhu anoona aya mafirimu zvakanyanya, iwe ungangoda kuenderera mberi.

10. Dhibhora naRukaJason Anoenda Kugehena: Iyo yekupedzisira Chishanu)

Deborah naRuka vaidanana zvekuti kunyangwe mushure mekunge Luke "adzvanya ganda rake," Deb haana kukwanisa kumuisa musaga nekukasira. Iye zvakare haana kupa zvakawanda zvefuck nezvekuti Ruvenga akavenga makondomu zvakadii uye akafara kumurega achidzokera kumashure pamwe pasina kuberekwa. Hapana kunetseka. Jason (muchimiro chemuongorori wezvekurapa wemuAmerica) akavaponda vese vari vaviri mune imwe yemifananidzo yakajeka mufranchise yese mbeu yaRuka isati yadyarwa.

9. Edna naHarold (Chishanu Chishanu chikamu chechipiri)

Edna naHarold vaive nechimwe chinhu vashoma mu NeChishanu iyo 13th franchise akadaro. Vakanga vakaroora zvingangodaro kwemakore mazhinji uye vaive neyakanaka nyika chitoro pamwechete. Chokwadi, vaive nenyaya dzavo. Harold aigara achidya hesera uye aine mhuka dzakakomberedza zvigadzirwa, asi ini ndinowana fungidziro yekuti vaviri ava vaive nerudo rwechokwadi kune mumwe nemumwe. Kusvikira vauraiwa nehurema hwepfungwa munhu anobata chibharo.

8. Vickie naMark (Chishanu Chishanu chikamu chechipiri)

Chokwadi, Vickie naMark vanga vasina kuzivana kwenguva yakareba vasati vasangana nemumwe wavo kufa, asi munguva yavo pfupi vari vese, ivo vakazvirova chaizvo. Dai vasina kuurayiwa nemurume ari musaga, ndinonzwa sekunge ramangwana ravo ringadai rakajeka. Ndiri kureva kuti zvainyatso kujeka kana Vickie achinja kuita bhurugwa rake rakasviba rebhuruu kuti Mark aive iye, uye kuti hurema hwake hwaisazove nemubvunzo zvachose.

7. Jake naRobin (Chishanu wegumi nematanhatu: Kutanga kutsva)

Nehurombo, Jake naRobin vaingova vaviri vaviri mupfungwa dzaJake. Zvisinei nekudyidzana kwavakaitwa (vachiona bhaisikopo rekare pasofa rehafu imba), Robin aisatombofarira apo Jake akazivisa kuti aida kumuda. Muchokwadi, iye akarara pasi akaseka kumeso kwake, saka zvakasikwa akaenda kuti anoona kuti Violet aive nei. Nepo vese vari vatatu vaizopondwa neyakagumbuka paramedic, zviri pachena kuti Robin akademba maitiro aakaita nekufambira mberi kwaJake, uye ndinoda kufunga kuti vaviri ava vangadai vakapera pamwechete. Kuti chero munhu aigona sei kuramba runako rwaJake zvinopfuura ini.

6. Cort naNikki (Jason Anorarama: Chishanu Chishanu chikamu 13)

Cort naNikki zvakajeka vaive nehukama hwakasimba uye hune hutano. Ndichiri kugadzira runako, rwerudo rudo, Nikki akasimbirira kuti Cort arege kubuda ejaculate kusvikira rwiyo rwaaifarira rwapera. Nehurombo Cort akarifuridza, achifunga kuti rwiyo rwacho rwanga rwapera (Kana saka akati. Cort anganyepe here?). Asi kudanana hakuna kumira ipapo. Kunyangwe Nikki ainyatso kuurawa ne zombie hombe muchimbuzi, Cort aive pasi pekufungidzira kuti aienda kunhamba 2, uye akataura kufarira kwake "kubvuta peek kana zvinopesana". Zvese vachiri kumhan'arira kuna Alice Cooper Teenage Frankenstein, hongu. Pakupedzisira hapana peek yakambokwanisa kubvutwa. Kana chero kubvutwa hakuna kumbokwanisa kutariswa.

5. Tommy naMegan (Jason Anorarama: Chishanu Chishanu chikamu 13)

In Chitsauko Chekupedzisira, Tommy Jarvis aingova mwana wako wepakati achiputika nekunakidzwa panguva yekutanga yaakaona vasikana vasina kupfeka. Mufaro uyu wainyatso kujeka kubva munzira yaakasvetuka-svetuka pamubhedha wake achitarisa vadiki vepedyo amai vake vasati vapinda ndokuparadza husiku hwake, ndisingataure nezve shungu dzaakagovana nasisi vake pamusoro peiyo "pakiti yezviputi" akaona pagungwa.

Mushure mekunge Jason Voorhees aparadza hupenyu hwake, haana kuita kunge wese anofarira hukama kusvika makore mazhinji gare gare apo aizosangana nemwanasikana washeriff Megan. Vakanga vaine zuva rekutanga remusango, kutaura zvishoma, izvo zvaisanganisira chete kuvhima pasi hombe, inouraya zombie, asiwo mota yekumhanyisa mota kumhanyisa pamwe ne "mvere" dzinotendeuka. Nehurombo, ino inguva yekupedzisira patakasangana naTommy kana Megan, saka ndichafunga kuti vakaenderera mberi nekurarama hupenyu hwakanaka, husina Jason pamwe chete sezvo murume mukuru akatarisa kune vavengi vakuru semusikana ane telekinetic, Freddy Krueger , nezvimwewo Chimwe chinhu chinondiudza Tommy achiri kutambura nePTSD zvakadaro.

4. Robbie naAxel (Chishanu wa13: Chitsauko Chekupedzisira)

Axel ainyatso kuve murume akamira-kumusoro, achidya masangweji mumochari uye achizorora chikafu chake pazvitunha pakati pekuita majee ecrophilia, kuradzikwa uye kuona mavhidhiyo eanerobics pakati pekuvhiya. Zviri nyore kunzwisisa kuti sei mukoti Robbie (Roberta) asina kukwanisa kurwisa runako rwe "Super Bowl Yekuzvibata Zvisina Kufanira". Nehurombo isu tinongowana zvishoma kuona pane izvo zvandine chokwadi nehukama hwaitsanangura kudanana, asi zvakajeka zvitunha hazvina kukanganisa manzwiro kana zvasvika pakuda pakati peshiri mbiri idzi dzerudo.

3. Billy naLana (Chishanu wegumi nematatu: Mavambo Matsva)

Billy naLana ndivo vaive vekupedzisira bato vaviri izvo chokwadi munhu wese mutaundi aida kutandara navo. Billy aive necocaine, uye Lana aive akagadzirira kubuda mazamu ake nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero kana chimwe, ndosaka chiitiko chaanovhura hembe yake pagirazi, ndokuti, "Inguva ye Showtime!" Kubva kurira kwayo, pati ye Bob Morton huwandu hwakanga hwakachengeterwa manheru kusvikira Roy afunga kuvauraya nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero icho chinoramba chiri chakavanzika kwandiri.

2. Andy naDebbie (Chishanu Chikamu chegumi nematatu 13)

Uyu ndiye mumwe wevakaroora vashoma kubva kufranchise rudo rwavo rwaive rwakakura, vaifanira kuve nemwana pamwechete. Andy aive mukomana anotonhorera aigona kuita juggle, kufamba pamaoko ake uye kudonhedza yo-yo kumeso kwemusikana wake ane nhumbu. Debbie aifarira kuverenga Fangoria, aipikisana na yo-yos kumeso kwake, uye aive nezvinhu zviri nani kuti Andy aite nemaoko ake kupfuura juggle. Dai chete Jason asina kupatsanura Andy nehafu ndokumubaya mushure mekumwe kuhwanda pasi pesando, achiuraya amai vadiki kuti vave iye nemwana wake asati azvarwa.

Wow, Jason aive mwana chaiye wechihure muchikamu chechitatu, nekubatwa chibharo, kudya nyama, uye kuuraya mwana asati azvarwa.

1. Anita uye Dhimoni (Chishanu wegumi nematanhatu: Kutanga kutsva)

Pakupedzisira, tine vaviri vangu vandinoda mune zvese NeChishanu iyo 13th. Vaviri ava vakapedza nguva yavo vachirembera muvan, vachidya enchiladas, uye vachitenderera-tenderera mukati nekukomberedza shithouses. Nepo Dhimoni ringave rakauya semunhu asina kunaka mukadzi anorova ane zvirevo zvakaita sekuti "Uchazviwana hure!" Ini ndinonzwa kunge kemesitiri pakati pavo yakaratidza kuti aingoseka uye iye aive ari pajoke. Aiziva kuti aizonzwa zvirinani mushure mekutsvaira (sezvakaratidzwa netambo, "Jekesa, Dhimoni. Uchanzwa zvirinani mushure mekutsvaira.")

Ava vaviri vane basawo panguva yakanakisa yakagovaniswa pakati pevadikani vaviri mukati mefranchise yese pavakaimba "Oooh mucheche, ooh mucheche, ooh mucheche, hesi mwana" kune mumwe nemumwe (kuburikidza nemadziro eimba).

Kana izvo zvisingataure kudanana, ini handizive zvinoita.