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Maitiro Ekuudza kana Iyo Inotyisa Bhaisikopo Ichokwadi Yakutyisa Iwe

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March 24, 2018

Vazhinji vema genre mafeni vanozvirumbidza nekusavhunduka vachitarisa firimu rinotyisa. Zvakangodaro, kamwechete kwechinguva bhaisikopo rinonamira newe mushure mechikwereti. Ini ndinonakidzwa nekufamba ndichibva mufirimu ndichinzwa zvishoma zvakapambwa.

Wati wambosangana nemhedzisiro yekusingaperi yekuona yakanaka inotyisa firimu? Ko zvinhu zvinoenda zvinorovera mukati mehusiku zvinombopopota zvishoma, padhuze padhuze? Unogara uine kunzwa kuti mumwe munhu akamira kumashure kwako, wakagutsikana kuti unogona kunzwa mweya wavo pamutsipa wako? Ndiri kufunga kuti "Sei ndichiitira izvi kwandiri ndiri ndoga pamba"?

Ini ndanga ndiripo futi, shamwari dzangu. Pane chero zvinotevera zvakamboitika kwauri here?

Iwe Unotanga Kunzwa Mheremhere

Tese tanga tiriko; iwe wakangodzima terevhizheni uye uchine zvinokambaira kubva muvhi yawakangotarisa. Pamwe pasi panogadzika zvishoma, kana iwe une chokwadi wakanzwa musuwo wepamberi kuvhurwa. Chero nzira, iwe uzere nekusagadzikana nechero ruzha ruzha. Ini ndinofunga idhimoni rinouya kuzondisvuura ndiri mupenyu, asi izvo zvinogona kungova ini.

Ah kwete, ko irworwu ruzha rwaive chii? Inofanira kunge yaive Fluffy ichimhanya ichitendazve.

Mira zvishoma, handina katsi.

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Iwe Unonzwa Kudiwa kwekutarisa pane ako Vana kana Zvipfuyo

Zvinondinakidza kuti kuona bhaisikopo nemwana kana mhuka mukati maro kunoita kuti uve nehanya nekuchengetedzwa kweavo vari mumba mako. Ini ndinogara ndichidongorera mukamuri revana kungoona kuti vakachengeteka uye hapana chikara chinotyisa chiri kuuya mukona.

Nhai mudiki Billy, wakanaka here imomo kana kuti chikara chakadya kumeso kwako? Hapana chikonzero chekuvhunduka, Amai vari kungotarisa…

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Uri Kutya kuenda kuImba yepasi (kana Bhawa, kana Garaji)

Ichi ndicho chiratidzo chechinyakare chemufirimu unotyisa kwandiri - iwe une kutya kunetesa kwekutenderera nemba yako wega. Ndine chokwadi chekuti vazhinji venyu mave nekunzwa kwekutya kana muchifanira kufamba pasi pazasi mushure mekutya kwakanaka.

Ndinozviita tsika yekugara kure nemakamuri erima kweanenge maawa makumi manomwe nemaviri mushure mekuona chero chinhu chinotyisa. Kunzwa uku kunokudzwa X72 kana uri kumba kweumwe munhu, denga ngarirambe.

Hei Sally, ndiri kumhanyira kugaraji kunotora soda. Kana ndisina kudzoka mumineti imwe uye makumi matatu nemaviri masekondi, fonera 911 sezvo ini zvirokwazvo ndakauraiwa.

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Kusungirira Rutsoka Rwako Pamubhedha iguru Kwete-Kwete

Zvino izvi zvinoitika kwandiri kunyangwe ini ndisingatyi. Ichokwadi, ini ndiri hofori wimp saka hazvitore zvakawanda kuti ndisununguke.

Humwe husiku ini ndinongoda kungo chengeta angu ma tootsies zvakachengetedzwa zvakanaka pasi pemabutiro. Ini ndinongoziva kuti pane chimwe chinhu chakaviga pasi pemubhedha uyu, chakandimirira kuti ndigadzire zvigunwe zvangu zvinonaka pamusoro pemucheto kuti vagogona kuzvibata nekundizvuzvurudzira pasi kumakomba egehena.

Ndine urombo chikara, kwete nhasi, zvigunwe izvi zviri kugara zvakasimwa muhombodo yangu nhare yekuchengetedza.

Ok, uyu mufananidzo unotyisa zvakanyanya. Chii chinonzi gehena, internet ??? (Mufananidzo neFunnyJunk)

Iwe Unokiya Ese Masuo uye Windows

Wati wambosununguka here mushure mefirimu zvekuti iwe wakanyatsonzwa kudiwa kwekutarisa uye kuona kuti mikova yako yakavharwa? Kana chiri chirimo uye mahwindo akavhurwa, une kamwe kamwe kuda kwekuvhara iwo?

Ndiri kupenga nezvekuvhara husiku chaihwo kuitira kuti zvirinani utende kuti ndine chokwadi chekuti zvese zvakavharwa mushure memaawa mashoma eNetflix.

Nhai mudiwa, ndinogona kukwereta chipikiri chako? Ndinofanira kuvhara mahwindo.

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Iwe Unonzwa Senge iri yekupedzisira Nguva Yekutora Iyo Yakakura kwazvo Imbwa

Hapana chinhu chinoita kuti ndinzwe ndakachengeteka kupfuura hofori sumbu rehuswa hunoda kuhukura chero chinhu chinofamba. Zvakanakisa, ini ndaizowana imwe inodzivirira zvakanyanya uye ndaizodya chero chipoko chiri kupinda munzvimbo yangu seScooby snack.

Ini ndinofunga vese vanotyisa mafirimu mafirimu vanofanirwa kungova neyako imbwa hombe chaiyo, sekuwedzera dziviriro. SaCujo, asi pasina madhimoni emadhimoni.

Little Billy, ndapota ita chokwadi chekutora Fido newe kana iwe uchienda kuimba yepasi. Panogona kunge paine mhondi yekuuraya zasi uko.

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Yako Closet Inonzwa Senge Chiteshi kune Chakaipa Chinosiyana Chikamu

Zvivharo zvinokatyamadza. Rima makabati, mukona yeimwe rima kamuri, anotomboita creepier. Dzimwe nguva ndinogutsikana kuti ndinonzwa kurira uko, kana pamwe musuwo wakafamba zvishoma. Pamwe pane ziso rinopenya rinotarisa kunze kubva mukati, uchingotarisa nekumirira.

Zvakanaka, fungidzira chii, iwe kadiki kadiki kezvakaipa - Ndine hope zvekuti handimborara. Joke iri pauri, iwe mhuka ine hasha.

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Iwe Unovanza Musoro Wako Pasi Pezvivharo

Zvakanaka munhu wese, kufamba uku pano hakusi kwevana chete. Inogona kushanda zvachose kwatiri zvakare. Uku ndiko kuenda-kwangu kufamba mushure mekuona bhaisikopo rine kutyisa kutyisa. Ndine chokwadi chekuti kana ndikavhura maziso angu, chikara chikuru chinotyisa chichava masendimita kubva kumeso kwangu.

Nekudaro, kudzivirira kufa kwangu kuri padyo, ini ndinongodhonza iwo mafukidziro uye BAM ndakachengeteka. Isu tese tinoziva kuti bhogeyman haakwanise kupaza kuburikidza nesimba remashiripiti munda weiyo quilt iyo gogo yako yakakuitira iwe kune rako rekuzvarwa

Kutenda zvakare neiyo quilt, Gram-Gram!

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Ndeipi bhaisikopo yakaita kuti unzwe kutya zvakanyanya mushure? Chii chakakupa zvakanyanya kurota semunhu mukuru, kana semwana mudiki? Pane here bhaisikopo iro - kusvikira nhasi - richiri kuita kuti vhudzi riri kumashure kwemutsipa wako rimire? Goverana pfungwa dzako zvakataurwa pazasi!

Uye kana iwe uchitsvaga inotevera firimu ku (netariro) kukutyisidzira iwe benzi, tarisa idzi nhau pane kuuya reboot kwe Ruvengo

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'Mhirizhonga Husiku' Inotevera Project yeDirector iShark Movie

Published

7 maawa apfuura

Dai 14, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Sony Mifananidzo iri kupinda mumvura nemutungamiriri Tommy wirkola nokuda kweprojekti yake inotevera; firimu re shark. Kunyangwe pasina ruzivo rwechirongwa chakaburitswa, Kusiyana-siyana inosimbisa kuti bhaisikopo richatanga kutorwa kuAustralia zhizha rino.

Zvakare akasimbiswa ndiye mutambi uyu Phoebe dynevor iri kutenderera chirongwa ichi uye iri muhurukuro nenyeredzi. Anogona kunge achinyanya kuzivikanwa nebasa rake saDaphne mune yakakurumbira sipo yeNetflix bridgerton.

vaviri adam mckay uye Kevin Messick (Usatarise Kumusoro, Succession) achagadzira firimu idzva.

Wirkola anobva kuNorway uye anoshandisa zvakawanda zvekuita mumafirimu ake anotyisa. Imwe yemafirimu ake ekutanga, Chando Chakafa (2009), nezve zombie Nazis, inofarira chitendero, uye yake 2013 chiito-inorema. Hansel & Gretel: Varoyi Varoyi chinhu chinovaraidza chinovhiringidza.

^{Hansel naGretel: Vavhimi Varoyi (2013)}

Asi 2022 yeKisimusi yeropa inodya Husiku Hwechisimba nyeredzi David Harbour yakaita kuti vateereri vakawanda vazive Wirkola. Yakabatanidzwa neakanaka wongororo uye yakakura CinemaScore, iyo firimu yakava Yuletide hit.

Insneider akatanga ataura iyi itsva shark chirongwa.

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Sei Iwe Ungasada Kupinda Mapofu Usati Waona 'The Coffee Tafura'

Published

1 zuva kare

Dai 13, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Ungada kuzvigadzirira zvimwe zvinhu kana ukaronga kuona The Coffee Tafura ikozvino inorenda paPrime. Isu hatisi kuzopinda mune chero vaparadzi, asi tsvagiridzo ishamwari yako yepamoyo kana iwe uine hanya nenyaya yakadzama.

Kana ukatitenda, pamwe munyori anotyisa Stephen King anogona kukupwisa. Mune tweet yaakaburitsa muna Chivabvu 10, munyori anoti, "Kune bhaisikopo reSpanish rinonzi TAFURA YEKOFI on Amazon Prime uye Apple +. Kufungidzira kwangu hausati wamboona, kana kamwe muhupenyu hwako hwese, kuona bhaisikopo dema seiri. Zvinotyisa uye zvakare zvinosetsa zvinotyisa. Fungai hope dzakaipisisa dzeCoen Brothers. "

Pane bhaisikopo reSpanish rinonzi THE COFFEE TABLE paAmazon Prime and Apple+. Kufungidzira kwangu hausati wamboona, kana kamwe muhupenyu hwako hwese, kuona bhaisikopo dema seiri. Zvinotyisa uye zvakare zvinosetsa zvinotyisa. Funga nezveCoen Brothers 'chiroto chakaipisisa.
- Stephen King (@StephenKing) Dai 10, 2024

Zvakaoma kutaura nezvefirimu pasina kupa chero chinhu. Ngatitii pane zvimwe zvinhu mumabhaisikopo anotyisa anowanzo kubva pa, ahem, tafura uye firimu iri rinoyambuka mutsara iwoyo nenzira huru.

The Coffee Tafura

Iyo ambiguous synopsis inoti:

“Jesu (David Couple) naMaria (Estefania de los Santos) vari vaviri vari panguva yakaoma muhukama hwavo. Kunyange zvakadaro, vachangobva kuva vabereki. Kuumba hupenyu hwavo hutsva, vanosarudza kutenga tafura yekofi itsva. Sarudzo inoshandura hupenyu hwavo. "

Asi pane zvakawanda kune izvozvo, uye chokwadi chekuti ichi chingave chakasviba pane ese makomedhi zvakare hachigadzirise. Kunyangwe ichirema kudivi rinokatyamadza zvakare, iyo yakakosha nyaya ndeye taboo uye inogona kusiya vamwe vanhu vachirwara nekuvhiringidzika.

Chakanyanya kuipa ndechekuti bhaisikopo rakanaka. Kuita kwacho kunoshamisa uye kusahadzika, masterclass. Kubatanidza kuti a Spanish film ine subtitles saka unofanirwa kutarisa skrini yako; zvakaipa chete.

Nhau dzakanaka ndedzekuti The Coffee Tafura handizvo here? Hongu, kune ropa, asi rinoshandiswa zvakanyanya sereferensi pane mukana wemahara. Zvakadaro, kungofunga nezve izvo mhuri iyi inofanirwa kupfuura nemairi kunokatyamadza uye ndinogona kufungidzira kuti vanhu vazhinji vachadzima mukati mehafu yeawa yekutanga.

Director Caye Casas vakaita bhaisikopo rakakura iro rinogona kudzika munhoroondo serimwe reanoshungurudza zvakanyanya akamboitwa. Wakanyeverwa.

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Trailer YeShudder Yekupedzisira 'Iyo Dhimoni Dambudziko' Inoratidza SFX

Published

1 zuva kare

Dai 13, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Zvinogara zvichinakidza kana mubairo-anohwina-akakosha maitiro maartist vanova vatungamiriri vemafirimu anotyisa. Ndizvo zvazviri Dhimoni Dambudziko kubva Steven Boyle uyo akaita basa The Matrix mabhaisikopo, The Hobbit trilogy uye King Kong (2005).

Dhimoni Dambudziko ndiyo yazvino kutorwa kweShudder sezvo ichienderera mberi ichiwedzera zvemhando yepamusoro uye zvinonakidza zvemukati kukhathalogi yayo. Iyo firimu ndiyo dhairekitori rekutanga re boyle uye anoti anofara kuti ichave chikamu chehorror streamer raibhurari iri kuuya muna 2024.

“Tinofara nazvo Dhimoni Dambudziko yasvika panzvimbo yayo yekupedzisira neshamwari dzedu kuShudder,” akadaro Boyle. “Inharaunda uye nhandare yevateveri vatinokoshesa zvikuru uye hatingakwanise kufara kuva parwendo urwu navo!”

Shudder anodzokorora pfungwa dzaBoyle pamusoro pefirimu, achisimbisa unyanzvi hwake.

"Mushure memakore ekugadzira zvakasiyana-siyana zvekuona zviitiko kuburikidza nebasa rake seakasarudzika dhizaini pamafirimu emifananidzo, isu tinofara kupa Steven Boyle chikuva chechikamu chake chehurefu dhairekitori debut. Dhimoni Dambudziko, "akadaro Samuel Zimmerman, Mukuru weChirongwa cheShudder. "Izere nekukatyamadza kwemuviri kutyisa uko vateveri vauya kutarisira kubva kune uyu tenzi wemhedzisiro, bhaisikopo raBoyle inyaya inokatyamadza yekutyora kutuka kwevanoona kusingagadzike uye kuseka."

Iyi bhaisikopo iri kurondedzerwa se "mutambo wemhuri yeAustralia" unotarisa pamusoro, "Graham, murume akashungurudzwa nehupenyu hwake hwekare kubva pakufa kwababa vake uye kuparadzaniswa nevakoma vake vaviri. Jake, mukoma wepakati, anobata Graham achiti pane chakashata: munin’ina wavo Phillip anogarwa nababa vavo vakafa. Graham anobvuma achizengurira kuenda kunozvionera. Nehama nhatu dzakadzokera pamwe chete, vanokurumidza kuona kuti havana kugadzirira mauto anorwisana navo uye vanodzidza kuti zvivi zvemunguva yavo yapfuura hazvizorambi zvakavanzwa. Asi iwe unokunda sei huvepo hunokuziva mukati nekunze? Hasha dzine simba zvekuti dzinoramba kugara dzakafa?"

Vatambi vemafirimu, John Noble (Ishe weMhete), Charles Cottier, Christian Willis, uye Dirk Hunter.

Tarisa karavhani pazasi uye tiudze zvaunofunga. Dhimoni Dambudziko ichatanga kuyerera paShudder kudonha uku.