Ehe hongu, inguva yakasarudzika yegore. Zvepamoyo fuzzy manzwiro anotamba pamusoro pemhepo, moyo kune moyo. Cupid ndiye akabatikana mudiki diki parizvino sezvaanokanganisa hupenyu hwezuva nezuva nemagiddy giggles uye moyo wakaita kushamisika. Ino inguva yemaruva-tinted yekuda uye kudanana, kana zvirinani ndizvo zvavanotisundira mukutenda kuti vatibiridzire kubva pamari yedu yatakatamburira zvakaoma; mari yekushandisa (iwe unogona kuidavira here?) kunyangwe zvimwe zvipo nekuti Kudenga kunoziva kutenga kweKisimusi kwanga kusiri kukwana. Makokoreti ndiwo anofanirwa, kuchengetedza kwemanheru kunofanirwa kuitwa uye isu tinozozviona tichipinda mumhomho yevanhu kuti vagare mumaresitoreti ane mwenje uye nekunwa waini shoma. Kutsvoda nyoro uye teddy mabheya akabata akasonerwa moyo mumaoko avo akapfava. Ehe, ndizvo zviri nezveZuva raValentine. Makadhi ekuratidzira uye nziyo dzepop.

Zvakanaka fuck iyo shit! Kana chiitiko ichocho chisiri chinhu chako saka huya ubatanidze mayhem pamusoro apa. Shamwari yako Manic Exorcism ine yako Ropa Valentine kugadzirisa. Tinoda ropa uye ura hwakasanganiswa nekunakidzwa kwakawanda. Tinogona kupemberera zororo rerudo zvakati siyanei, asi hapana chikonzero nei tisingakwanise kunakidzwa nezuva repasi rose rerudo nerunako. Saka ronga zuva rehusiku kune iyo yakakosha maniac muhupenyu hwako. Snuggle kumusoro uye gadzirira iyo inodonha yakaita-yakaita kurapwa. Rombo rakanaka kwatiri kune quid yakakosha inotyisa bhaisikopo yekurangarira zororo. Zvakanditorera nguva yakareba kuti ndigare pasi ndione muvhi, asi pakupedzisira ndakazoona Ropa Rangu Valentine.

 

 

Pakarepo rega ndibvise izvi munzira. Ndinokurudzira iyi bhaisikopo? Ndizvozvo. Ndiri kutaura nezve iyo yekutanga firimu - zvakadaro ndisati ndaona iyo remake parizvino.

Iyo bhaisikopo inovhura ipapo ipapo neinofadza diki yekuuraya. Tinoona vacheri vaviri pasi mumatanera. Vanomira mumwe otanga kubvisa hembe. Isu tinoona mukadzi akanaka ari kuseri kweiyo oxygen mask. Iye murume waainaye anoramba kubvisa mask yake uye kudanana kwacho kunogona kuunzwa kumagumo kana kusvika pairi aria (zvinoenderana nezvamunopinda chaizvo) paanomusimudza asingatarisiri ndokumukanda mubhizinesi kumagumo epikicha. Iwe unowana pfungwa yemhando ipi yemuvhi iwe yauri mairi pakarepo.

 

 

Saka iyo bhaisikopo inotanga yakasimba uye hairasikirwe neshungu. Sezviri pachena kune ngano pano mutaundi rinofara remigodhi. Kwete kare kare vashandi vashoma vakabatwa mumigodhi iyoyo nekuda kwekushaya hanya kwevatariri vavo. Ipo mweya yevarombo ichisiiwa murima iro rese retaundi rakapemberera Zuva reValentine Dhani. Mazuva akati gare gare boka revanunuri rakasundira mukati memarara uye mumwe chete akapona ndiye akasara ari mupenyu. Parizvino akange arasika njere uye akarwadziwa nekushungurudzika. Gore rakatevera akatsiva kune avo vakakonzeresa tsaona iyi ndokusundira moyo yavo mumabhokisi akafanana nemoyo wechokoreti. Akabva anyangarika asi akasiya yambiro kuguta asati aenda. Akavayambira kuti vasambofa, vaine rimwe Zuva reValentine Dhanzi kana kuti aizodzoka kuzouraya zvakare.

 

 

 

Zvakanaka haingavi bhaisikopo pasina zano. Saka panofanirwa kuve nekutamba uye izvo zvinorira mukuuraya zvese zvakare!

Iyi bhaisikopo ine rombo rakanaka rekuve nevanonyanya kudikanwa vatambi. Ivo iboka repasi pasi mhando dzinodakadza iwe dzaunogona kuzviona zviri nyore uri shamwari. Ivo havana mhosva zvakare. Vakanga vasina chekuita nenhamo iyi. Vanotyora misana yavo pasi mumigodhi ine tsvina. Ivo vanoungana pamwe chete uye vanonwa doro shoma uye ivo vanofarira vakadzi vavo. Zvese zvavanoda kuita kutamba kwakanaka uye kupemberera zororo. Ivo havasi ivo chete rombo rakanaka ndinofungidzira.

Chimwe chinhu ndechekuti kufa kwakanaka kwekugadzira. Iyi bhaisikopo yakabuda muna 1981 uye yakasarudzika mhedzisiro ichiri kunakidza kuona. Pane mashoma mashoma nguva pano.

Kune zvakare iyi yakasviba yakasviba mamiriro ekunze kwese iyo firimu. Pamusoro pekunakidzwa nekurongwa kwemabiko tinoona vatambi vari kuita imomo toni iyi inotyisa inodzvinyirira pfuti yega yega izvo zvinoita kuti bhaisikopo rinzwe zvakanyanya kusagadzikana. Inoshanda nemazvo.

 

 

Saka hongu, edza iyi iedze kana kudzorerazve. Kana iwe uchida yakanaka inotyisa bhaisikopo yeValentine date husiku iyi ndeimwe iwe yausingakwanise kuenda zvisirizvo nayo. Yakanaka kwazvo slasher firimu inoita zvese mushe. Handikwanise kutenda kuti zvakanditora kureba kudai kuti ndimbozviona, asi kekutanga kuona ndinogona kuti ichakamira.

Saka izvi zvave zveManic Exorcism ichishuvira mumwe nemumwe wenyu Zuva Reropa reValentine!