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"Nightmare Pamberi peKisimusi" Yakatanga senhetembo uye Unofanira Kuinzwa!

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Nguva refu Tim Burton asati agadzira yake yazvino yemazuva ano yezororo rekare, munyori wemufirimu akanyora nhetembo inonzi "The Nightmare Before Kisimusi".

Makanga muri muna 1982, uye Burton akanga achishanda semupepeti paDisney Studios paakauya nepfungwa inosuruvarisa, skeleton yakasurukirwa inonzi Jack uyo aishuva chimwe chinhu kunze kwemusha wake weHalloween. Sezvo nhetembo yacho ichiitika, akataura nyaya yose yezvatichaona mufirimu kunze kwezvishomanana chete.

Isu tinosangana nembwa yaJack Zero, uye tinotounzwa kune demented trick kana varapi Lock, Shock, uye Barrel (kunyangwe zvisiri nezita). Uye hongu, kunyangwe Santa Claus aripo kuendesa tsika yenyaya yaBurton. Nekudaro, mune yakajairwa yekutanga dhizaini fashoni inopihwa kune makuru mapoinzi, asi hapana kutaurwa nezvaSally anoshuvira kuda uye kudiwa naJack. Saizvozvovo, Oogie Boogie nenzvimbo yake havaonekwe. Iwo mavara aizowedzerwa gare gare uye nyaya yenyaya yakaitwa kuti iite chimiro.

Imwe nyaya yacho yakanyatsojeka, uye unogona kunzwa nhetembo yese muvhidhiyo iri pazasi inorondedzerwa naChristopher Lee pachake! Disney pakutanga akapfuudza nyaya, asi pakupedzisira akahwina mushure meimwe budiriro yefirimu yaBurton. Nepo gakava rinogona kuramba richipisa kana The Nightmare Before Christmas bhaisikopo reHalloween kana bhaisikopo reKisimusi, hapana kuramba kuti iyi ngano yemhando yepamusoro chimwe chinhu chakakosha kune vanotyisa vateveri.

Saka, tinya pavhidhiyo uye gadzirisa The Nightmare Pamberi peKisimusi!  Ndasanganisirawo zvinyorwa zvedetembo rose pazasi pevhidhiyo kana uchida kuverenga pamwe chete. Happy Halloween!

Iyo Nightmare Pamberi peKisimusi naTim Burton

Kwakanga kwadoka kumwe kudonha muHalloweenland,
uye mhepo yakatonhora zvikuru.
Pakatarisana nemwedzi skeleton yakagara.
ndiri ndoga pamusoro pechikomo.
Akanga akareba uye mutete ane tie yechiremwaremwa;
Jack Skellington raive zita rake.
Akanga aneta uye akafinhwa muHalloweenland

“Ndiri kurwara nekutya, kutya, kutya.
Ndaneta nekuva chimwe chinhu chinoenda usiku.
Ndiri kubhowekana nekutarisa maziso angu anotyisa,
Uye tsoka dzangu dzairwadza kubva pakutamba matambiro aya.
Handifarire makuva, uye ndinoda chimwe chinhu chitsva.
Panofanira kuva nezvakawanda muupenyu kupfuura kungopopota,
'Bhoo!'”

Ipapo kubva muguva, ine curl uye kumonyoroka,
Kwakauya kuhwihwidza, kuhwihwidza, mhute inoonekera.
Kaive kambwa kanonzi chipoko, kaine kakuhukure kasina kusimba.
Uye mhino yejack-o'-lantern yaipenya murima.
Yaive imbwa yaJack, Zero, shamwari yepamoyo yaaive nayo,
Asi Jack haana kumbozviona, izvo zvakashungurudza Zero.

Husiku ihwohwo hwose uye nezuva raitevera,
Jack akadzungaira ndokufamba.
Akazadzwa nekuvhunduka.
Ipapo mukati mesango, kunze kwehusiku,
Jack akaona zvinoshamisa.
Kwete mafiti makumi maviri kubva paakanga akamira
Masuo matatu makuru akanga akavezwa nematanda.
Akamira pamberi pavo achitya kwazvo.
Kutarisa kwake kwakadziviswa negonhi rimwe rinokosha.
Kupindwa uye kufara, nepfungwa shoma yekushushikana,
Jack akavhura gonhi kuine mhepo yakachena.

Jack haana kuzviziva, asi akawira pasi
Pakati penzvimbo inonzi Kisimusi Town!
Akanyura muchiedza, Jack akanga asisanyanyike.
Akapedzisira awana kunzwa kwaaida.
Uye kuti shamwari dzake dzisamufungire murevi wenhema.
Akatora masokisi aivepo aive akarembera pamoto.
Akatora zvihwitsi nematoyi akanga akaturikidzana mumasherufu
Uye mufananidzo waSanta ane ese elves ake.
Akatora mwenje nezvishongo, nenyeredzi pamuti;
Uye kubva pachiratidzo cheKisimusi Town, akatora vara guru C.

Akatora zvese zvaipenya kana kupenya.
Akatonhonga chitsama chechando.
Akabata zvese, uye pasina kuonekwa,
Akazvitora zvose kudzokera kuHalloween.

Kare muHalloween boka revezera raJack
Akatarisa achishamisika nezviyeuchidzo zvake zveKisimusi.
Nokuda kwechiratidzo ichi chinoshamisa hapana chakagadzirirwa.
Vazhinji vakafara, kunyange zvazvo vashomanene vaitya zvikuru!

Kwemazuva mashoma akatevera, payakapenya uye ichitinhira.
Jack akagara ega achizvibvunza.
“Sei vachizoparadzira kuseka nekufara
Tirikunyangira makuva, tichiparadzira kutya uye kutya?
Zvakanaka, ndinogona kuva Santa, uye ndinogona kuparadzira mufaro!
Nei achizviita gore negore?”
Ashatirwa nokusaruramisira, Jack akafunga ndokufunga.
Akabva afunga zano. "Ehe. . .hongu. . .kuregererei!"

Muguta reKisimusi, Santa aigadzira matoyi
Paakati padikidiki akanzwa ruzha rwakapfava.
Akanovhura gonhi, ndokushamisika.
Akaona twupukanana tusinganzwisisike mukuvanza kusinganzwisisike.
Vakanga vakanyangara uye vari diki.
Pavaivhura masaga avo, vakashevedzera kuti, “Manje kana kuti batwai!”
Ipapo Santa akavhiringidzika akasundirwa musaga
Uye kuendeswa kuHalloween kunoona mastermind Jack.

MuHalloween munhu wese akaungana zvakare,
Nokuti vakanga vasati vamboona Santa
Uye pavakanga vakanyatsotarisa murume mukuru uyu asinganzwisisike.
Jack ane hukama naSanta chirongwa chake chine hunyanzvi:
“Mudiwa wangu VaClaus, ndinofunga imhosva
Kuti iwe unofanirwa kuve uri Santa nguva dzese!
Asi zvino ndichapa zvipo, uye ndichaparadzira mufaro.
Tiri kuchinja nzvimbo ini ndiri Santa gore rino.
Ndini ndichati Merry Kisimusi kwauri!
Saka unogona kurara mubhokisi rangu, madhoo anotsemuka, woshevedzera kuti, 'Bhuu!'
Uye ndapota, VaClaus, musafunga zvakaipa nezvehurongwa hwangu.
Nekuti ndichaita rakanakisa basa randinogona naSanta.

Uye kunyangwe Jack neshamwari dzake vakafunga kuti vaizoita basa rakanaka,
Pfungwa yavo yeKisimusi yaive ichiri macabre.
Vakanga vakarongedzerwa uye vakagadzirira pazuva reEvha yeKisimusi
Jack paakarovera mhembwe yake pabhokisi rake rakatsetseka,
Asi paKisimusi Pavaive voda kutanga,
Mhute yeHalloween yakapinda zvishoma nezvishoma.
Jack akati, “Hatigoni kubva; mhute iyi yanyanya kukora.
Hakuzove neKisimusi, uye handingave St. Nick.
Ipapo chiedza chiduku chaipenya chakabaya mukati memhute.
Chingava chii?. . .Yaiva Zero, imbwa yaJack!

Jack akati, "Zero, nemhino yako yakajeka,
Hautungamirire ngoro yangu manheru ano?

Uye kudiwa kudaro yaive hope huru yaZero,
Saka akabhururuka nemufaro kuenda kumukuru wechikwata.
Uye sezvo skeletal sleigh yakatanga kubhururuka kwayo,
Jack akadaidzira, "Kisimusi yakanaka kune vese, uye kune vese husiku hwakanaka!"

'Yakanga iri yehusiku pamberi peKisimusi, uye zvese kunyangwe imba,
Hapana chisikwa chaive nerunyararo, kana mbeva.
Masokisi ese akaturikwa nechimney nekungwarira,
Pakuvhurwa mangwanani iwayo kwaizoparira kutya kukuru!
Vana, vose vakanyura mumibhedha yavo,
Kurota hope dzinotyisa dzezvikara nemisoro yema skeleton.
Mwedzi wakarembera pamusoro pechando chainge chadonha
Kanda zvinotyisa pamusoro peguta riri pasi.
Uye kuseka kwaSanta Claus zvino kwakanzwika sekugomera,
Uye mabhera anorira semapfupa anorira.
Uye chii chinofanira kuonekwa nemaziso avo anoshamisa,
Asi bhokisi rinoreyiwa rine skeleton deer.
Uye skeletal driver akashata uye anorwara
Vaiziva munguva pfupi, iyi haigoni kuva St. Nick!
Paimba neimba, nepfungwa yechokwadi yomufaro,
Jack nemufaro akapa chipo chega chega uye toyi.
Kubva padenga remba kusvika padenga remba akasvetuka uye akasvetuka.
Kusiya zvipo zvaiita kunge zvakananga kubva kucrypt!
Tisingazive kuti nyika yaive mukuvhunduka uye kutya,
Jack akafara kuparadzira brand yake yekufara.

Akashanyira imba yaSusie naDave;
Vakatora Gumby uye Pokey kubva muguva.
Ndokuzoenda kumba kwaJane Neeman;
Akawana chidhori chakabatwa nedhimoni.
Chitima chakashata chine matentacle tracks,
Chidhori chinobata demo,
Munhu anodya chirimwa akanyengerwa seruva.
Uye vampire teddy bear ine mazino akapinza zvikuru.

Pakanzwika mhere yekutyisa, asi Jack haana kuzvinzwa,
Ainyanya kubatanidzwa nemweya wake weKisimusi!
Jack akazotarisa pasi kubva murima rake, kutya kuzere nenyeredzi
Uye akaona mheremhere, ruzha, uye chiedza.
“Ko, vari kupembera, zvinoita sokunakidzwa!
Vari kunditenda nebasa rakanaka randaita.”
Asi zvaaifunga kuti mafirework aireva kungofarirwa
Aive mabara nezvinokandwa zvaida kuuraya here.
Zvino pakati pekupisa kwemoto wepfuti,
Jack akakurudzira Zero kuti aende kumusoro nepamusoro.
Uye vose vakabhururuka sechamupupuri cherukato.
Kusvikira varohwa nechaidzo chaitungamirirwa zvakanaka.
Uye sezvavakawira paguva, kure kure nekuonekwa.
Yakanzwika, "Kisimusi yakanaka kune vese, uye kune vese zvakanaka
husiku."

Jack akazvisimudza pamuchinjikwa muhombe wedombo,
Uye kubva ipapo akaongorora kurasikirwa kwake kunoshamisa.
"Ndaifunga kuti ndinogona kuva Santa, ndine kutenda kwakadaro"
Jack akavhiringidzika uye akazadzwa neshungu huru.
Asingazivi pokunanga, akatarira kudenga.
Akabva azvambarara paguva achibva atanga kuchema.
Uye sezvo Zero naJack vakarara vakaunyana pasi,
Vakaerekana vanzwa ruzha rwavaiziva.

“Mudiwa wangu Jack,” akadaro Santa, “ndinoombera chinangwa chako.
Ndinoziva kuita bongozozo rakadaro handizvo zvawaireva.
Uye saka wakasuwa uye unonzwa bhuruu,
Asi kutora Krisimasi kwaiva chinhu chisina kururama.
Ndinovimba iwe unoziva Halloween ndiyo nzvimbo yakakukodzera iwe.
Pane zvimwe zvakawanda, Jack, zvandinoda kutaura,
Asi iye zvino ndinofanira kukurumidza, nokuti rave pedyo neKisimusi.”
Akabva asvetukira mujira rake, ndokuchonya neziso.
Akati, “Kisimusi yakanaka,” uye akavaoneka.

Kumusha, Jack akasuwa, asi zvino, sekurota,
Santa akaunza Kisimusi kunyika yeHalloween.

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A Nightmare paElm Street Zvikamu 4 & 5 - Lisa Wilcox - anoratidza Alice.

The Exorcist (1973) – Elieen Dietz – Pazuzu Dhimoni.

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Mutambi Jenna Jameson anojoinha vatambi.

Mushure mezvose, ndiani asingadi kuurayiwa nemufananidzo?

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