Tikugashirei kune zana ramakumi maviri nemasere apo michina inobatwa nemaoko inotonga zvese zvehupenyu hwedu, kusanganisira kudanana! Kwemakore mashoma apfuura kufambidzana maapplication uye epamhepo kufambidzana masevhisi akatanga kuve tsika inogamuchirwa mukufambidzana kwevanhu vakuru. Mapurogiramu anozivikanwa senge Tinder naOkCupid havasisiri kutarisana nehunhu hwemagariro vangadai vakasangana nawo makore matanhatu apfuura. Iye zvino munhu wese ari kutsvaira kuruboshwe uye kurudyi kuyedza kutsvaga kubatana. Saka munhu anowana sei kubudirira kushandisa imwe yeaya maapp kana aine mashoma …… zvinokanganisa? Zvakanaka, ndakaenda kumberi ndikanyepedzera kuve nemukurumbira serial mhondi Jame Gumb, aka Buffalo Bill, paTinder kweruoko rizere mavhiki. Chiitiko chose chaive chisina kujairika, chinotyisa, uye dzimwe nguva chaikunda. Saka chii chandakadzidza kubva mukunyepedzera kuva munhu ane mukurumbira wekunyepedzera mhondi ane kuda kubvarura "vasikana vakuru?" Tose tiri kutsvaga kubatana.

Kutanga Kwazvose

Izvo zvese zvakatanga kumashure munaGumiguru husiku husina kurara. Ini ndanga ndichisimuka ndichidzokorora kumwe kuratidzwa paNetflix apo ini ndaive neruzivo randaifunga kuti rwaisekesa: Ko kana Buffalo Bill iine mbiri yeTinder? Pfungwa yacho yaive yakapusa. Gadzira yekunyepera Tinder mbiri yeiyo yekunyepedzera serial mhondi, post iyo pane iHorror's Facebook peji uye ndinotarisira kuti vamwe vachazviwana zvichisekesa. Nekuti yaive 2:30 mangwanani ndakasarudzawo kutsvaira chaiko paprofile pese kusvika ndapererwa nezvinodiwa, ndichifunga kuti hapana munhu angazofanane neichi chinokambaira. Yakadzika uye tarisai, kwete maminetsi maviri gare gare, ini ndinowana machisi uye meseji. Ndakataura muchidimbu nemukadzi wechidiki uyu ndisati ndazvikwira, ndisingazofanane naye, ndokudzokera kubhawa rangu ndisina kurara ndichiona. Yakanga yakawandisa. Kukurumidza kukura kwekutsinhana uye kuda kwemutambo kuenzanisa meseji yangu yekukamba kwakandiburitsa zvishoma. Ndakavhara app, ndikatumira pikicha yacho, ndokuenderera mberi nehupenyu.

Masvondo mashoma gare gare ndakaona ma likes mangani, macomments, uye mashare emufananidzo wakagamuchirwa. Izvi zvakandipa pfungwa yekuti ndidzokorore Bill ndione kuti aifamba sei munyika yekupfimbana app. Chakanga chiri chishamiso chakadini kuona kuti akanga ane machisi akawanda namameseji zvakanga zvakamumirira! Ndakabva ndangobata vapepeti vangu ndikavapa zano. Ndiani asingade kuve nerusununguko rwekutaura shit chaiyo kune vamwe pasina mhedzisiro? Tichizeza kufunga kuti mumwe wevanyori vavo angasungwa kana kuiswa pane mamwe mazita ezvinyorwa, takawana mimwe miganhu. Mitemo yekuti Buffalo Bill inofanira kuita sei uye kupindura kumitambo yake.

The rules

Mitemo yatauya nayo yaive yakajairika kupfuura mitemo. Zvichitaurwa zviri nyore: Hapana kutyisidzirwa kwekukuvara pachako. Ini ndaigona kutaura nezvezvinhu zvakaitwa naBill mumuvhi, asi kwete kuvatungamira kumitambo. Kwete kutuka kunze kwekunge watsamwiswa. Izvi zvainyanya kubatsira kuti zvirambe zvichinakidza uye kugara muhunhu. Buffalo Bill kashoma akapika mufirimu, nekudaro ndakachengeta mashandisiro angu emutauro wehari kusvika chete imbwa yaBill Precious payakatyisidzirwa.

Usamanikidze mumwe munhu kutaura. Yakanaka nyore sezvo ivo vachifanira kubvuma kuenderana kuitira kuti ini ndivabate. Kana vasina kutanga vatumira meseji ipapo ndaizovatumira kapisi yechando iri nyore kubva kuna Bill nenzira yekuti "Ndinofarira ganda rako, unonyorova here?" Kana vakasapindura saka ini handidi kuramba ndichiedza kuvabvunza. Izvi zvinowanzo tungamira kune ino mamiriro:

Mushure mechinguva ndakatanga kumhanyira mukutaurirana kwaizongoerekana kwafa. Ini ndaifungidzira sei kuti ndiwane zvakakwana zvinhu zveichi chidimbu pasina boka remhinduro dzinoenderera? Ini ndakatanga kutumira mazwi kuimba yeVaGreenskeeper kuBuffalo Bill, Lotion, kune avo vanoita kuti hurukuro yedu ife. Dzimwe nguva zvakashanda, kazhinji yenguva yacho zvaisashanda. Zvekare, kana vasina kupindura mushure meizvi ndakamira kutaura navo. Hapana chikonzero chekuwedzera mhosva yekushungurudza kune ingave yangu yakareba rondedzero yemhosva.

Wese Munhu Akanga Ari Pane Iyo Joke

Izvi chaizvo hazvifanirwe kunge zvakashamisa. Buffalo Bill ingangoita sechiratidzo saHannibal iye uye zvinyorwa zvake / mifananidzo zvakadzika midzi mutsika yedu. Asi zvakadaro, zvaive zvichishamisa kuti vanhu vazhinji vaida kutaura nemhondi. Kunyangwe dai vaiziva kuti anga asiri chaiye uye kuti panogona kunge paive neanoshungurudza bastard kune rimwe divi achiedza kuuraya nguva pazororo rake remasikati. Mazhinji ehurukuro akatanga navo vachitora mazwi kuBill, kutumira maLink kumavhidhiyo eYouTube ane hukama, kana kurumbidza wavanofarira hunhu. Izvi zvakaita kuti hurukuro dziwedzere kunakidza sezvo ivo vairamba vachipa chikafu joko munzira:

Mukati memiganhu midiki yemitemo, ndaive ndakasununguka kutaura chero zvandaida kuti Bill ataure. Ndakawedzera chinhu chinotyisa uye ndikaita kuti nhoroondo yacho iwedzere kuve caricature yemhondi yekunyepedzera mhondi. Mitemo yacho yaive yakapfava, yakapusa kutevedzwa, uye yaindibatsira kuti ndisapinda mumatambudziko. Asi chaizvo, dambudziko harina kuzombouya nekuda kwechinhu chimwe.

Izvi zvakaenderera mberi kwemavhiki mashoma kusvika huwandu hwenguva yemahara yandaive ndawana yave isipo. Hurukuro zhinji dzandaive nadzo dzakabva dzapera kubva kumapato ese. Ndakasarudza kugumisa kuedza ndisati ndarasikirwa nehunhu uye ndakatanga kutaura mashoko aBill pakuungana kwokutandara. Kubvunza mutorwa kuti vanoshandisa mafuta erudzii kana kuti “vasikana vakuru” zvakandimhanyira. Mushure memwedzi mumwe yaive script, ichitumira iyo imwechete yekuvhura liner, ichiita chikumbiro chimwe chete, ichimirira kuti vaite nenzira inosetsa kuti vazadze skrini. Mechi, rova ​​​​chinyorwa, skrini, dzokorora. Izvi zvakaenderera mberi kwemumwe mwedzi. Rakava basa. Panguva iyi ndakafunga kutyora hunhu ndokubvunza vakadzi vandakataura navo nezve zvavakasangana nazvo neapp. Vakandivhurira vachinditaurira nyaya dzemabatiro aiita vamwe varume pamaapps uye kutaura naBill kwaive kukanganisa kunonakidza kubva pane zvakajairwa. Vamwe vakatonditumira akawanda emifananidzo apo varume vakavabvunza, mukati menguva yekufananidza, kuti varare navo. Izvi hazvishamise sezvo varume vanogona kuve vakanaka pamberi mumunhu, asi wedzera madziro ekusazivikanwa kune musanganiswa uye isu tinowedzera kushinga muzvikumbiro zvedu. Pandainyanya kufunga nezvechiitiko chevakadzi ava pamaapps, ndipo pandakaona kuti ndakanga ndisiri nani pane varume ava vaikumbira “magibha etsoka.” Saka ndiri kutora muenzaniso wevakadzi ava uye kuvhura pamusoro pekuti chiitiko changu semanzwire aBill.

Kana uchitaura nemumwe munhu kuburikidza nechero ipi mhando yehunyanzvi, pane chakavanzika. Nekuti hatisi takatarisana chiso nechiso, tinogona kutaura chero chinhu. Tinogona kusarudza mazwi edu tisati tavatumira, tinogona kudonhedza ipapo nekuvharira mumwe munhu, uye tinokwanisa kugadzira hunhu hwakasiyana. Tinogona kushandisa izvi senzira yekuzadzisa zvinangwa zvedu nevamwe vanhu. Kunyangwe izvo zvinangwa zviri zvakanaka, zvakaipa, kana kuseka zviri kwatiri. Saka chii chandaive ndichiita ndichinyepedzera kunge inhema yekuuraya mhondi pane yekufambidzana app? Zvaive zvakadaro here kuti ndigone kutaura zvinhu zvinosemesa kuvanhu zvisina mhedzisiro? Kunyangwe kana izvi zvakatanga kunze kwekusurukirwa, ini ndichiri kuita sarudzo yekuziva kuti ndiri Nyati Bill. Chokwadi, ini pachangu nevakadzi vandakataura navo vaive mune joke, asi zvikonzero shure kwangu kuita izvi kwaive kuzvida. Chinangwa chaive chekutora maitiro, kuzvinyora, wozozvinyora zvese kumusoro kuti uwane zvimwe zvinorova panzvimbo ino. Uchishandisa tekinoroji kushandisa vamwe vanhu kune imwechete chinangwa. Hazvisi izvo zvinoitwa nevanhu vanoshandisa maapplication kuita zvikumbiro zvakashata?

Pandakataura kune mumwe wangu weHorror munyori Timothy Rawles nezve chidimbu icho akati "Kushandisa kufambidzana neapp kunokatyamadza chero nenzira." Ari kutaura chokwadi. Iyi cyber rusvingo iyo inowanikwa munzvimbo kana uchishandisa maapplication kusangana nevanhu haina hunhu. Kana zvinhu zvisina hunhu, pane zvishoma kune mhedzisiro yezviito zvedu. Mumwe munhu haafarire zvatakataura? Tinowana zvisingaenzaniswi uye tinozviedza pane inotevera. Pandakatyora hunhu ndikataura nevateveri vaBill ndakazovaziva zvishoma. Ava vaive vakadzi vakangwara uye vanosetsa. Ivo vese vane mabasa, zvinangwa, uye tariro. Dai ndisina kuputsa hunhu, ndingadai ndisina kuvaziva. Vangadai vari chimwe chidimbu kwandiri kusvika kune chinangwa kwete munhu. Ini handizvione semunhu anotyisa uye ndinogona kushandisa zvimwe zveichi positi kuyedza kuzvidzivirira. Asi zvandakaita zvinokatyamadza. Saka chii chandakadzidza kubva mukunyepedzera kuBuffalo Bill paTinder?

Zvichitaurwa zviri nyore, ndakadzidza kuti ini handidi kuve ndichiita kunge ndiri Nyati Bill paTinder kana chero kumwe kunhu chaizvo. Zvirinani nechinangwa chekunyora chinyorwa. Chiitiko ichi chainakidza pachakaramba chiripo, asi pakupedzisira ndakanga ndisiri ini. Ini ndaisada kunzwa kwekushandisa vamwe vanhu kusvika pano. Ini ndakabatana nevanhu ava pamusoro pekuda kweanotyisa bhaisikopo, imwe yanga iri yekufarira kwangu kubvira ndichiri mudiki. Asi ndizvo zvinoitirwa saiti ino, kuti ubatanidze pamwe neanotyisa hounds. Ini handidi kushandisa vanhu kuti ndibatane kana kuzadzisa zvinangwa zvangu zvekuvaraidza vamwe. Saka, iyo account haizobviswa, asi ini handizoenderera nekuichengeta. Zvichagara kuti vanhu vaone. Vanogona kuve nekuseka uye swipe chero nzira, asi hazvipe mhinduro. Iyo inogona kuenderera kuve joko uye hapana chimwezve. Kana ndiri ini kunyepedzera kuva mumwe munhu online? Ndiri kutsvaira kuruboshwe.