Kubva iyo yekupedzisira positi ini yandakafukidza yakadai nharo hurukuro (iyo iwe yaunogona kuverenga pano), Ndafunga kumutsira hari zvishoma uye kugadzirisa imwe nyaya yakaoma munharaunda inotyisa: Remakes.

Ini pachangu, ndinoda remake. Ini ndinoda kuona kuturikira kwevamwe vanhu mafirimu echinyakare. Ini ndinoda pavanenge vakafanana neyekutanga, uye ndinodawo kana vakasiyana. Ini ndinovabata semafirimu akasiyana zvachose, zvikwereti zvinokwereta, madingindira, uye mavara. Kana iwe uchikwanisa kuita izvo, remake haizokuvadze zvakashata zvakanyanya kutarisa. Uye zvakadaro, havafanirwe. Kunyangwe iwe ukavenga iyo remake, chepakutanga chichagara chiripo! Zvave zvichiitika kuburikidza nemazana emakore nezvinyorwa uye zvevanhu, saka kugadziridza mu cinema chaizvo hazvisi izvo zvakasarudzika uye hazvifanirwe kuonekwa sekutyisa.

Ndiri kutora mukana uno kudzivirira mamwe ma remake andinoda. Ichi chinyorwa che 8 zvinotyisa zvinodzokorora izvo zvinorova mbichana, kunyangwe pakagamuchirwa zvakashata kubva kune vanoona uye nevatsoropodzi. Usati waverenga izvi, tora mweya wakadzika; Ini ndinosungirwa ndisingazive kukuvadza manzwiro emumwe neiyi. Asi kunyeverwa; Handikumbire ruregerero pane chero izvi, uye kana ndikakupengesa, ibva wasundidzira icho.

… Ok asi chaizvo kana ndikakushatirisa kana kutsamwiswa nerondedzero iyi ndine urombo uye ndinokuda, ndapota usarambana neni

"Izvi ndezvekureva kuti bhaisikopo rangu rakayamwa!"

Chishanu Chishanu (13) [youtube id = "fpKdXnXl2009s" inowirirana = "kurudyi"]

Sezvandambotaura kare, mafirimu mazhinji pane ino chinyorwa anosungirwa kuti ndideedzerwe, saka ndiri kungozvipedza neizvi. Iyo 2009 NeChishanu iyo 13th remake. Ndakaifarira. Kwete, ndaizvida; zvakanyanya, zvekuti ndiri kuzobvisa runyorwa urwu nazvo. Derek Mears akaita basa rakakura pakuratidzira Jason, uye ini ndichamira nazvo. Ini handitende kuti bhaisikopo rinodzosera vhiri kana kunyatsoita chero chinhu chisingatendeseke kuti hapana imwe firimu yakamboita, ini ndinongofunga ndiko kuenderera kwakanaka kwechirango Iyo firimu inonakidza, uye Jason anotaridzika zvinoshamisa pano.

Iyo Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [youtube id = "janre4HxsX4 ″ align =" kurudyi "]

Pane chero munhu achazomboita imwe bhaisikopo seyakaomarara uye inomanikidza seiyo yekutanga TCM? Kwete, ini pachangu handifunge kudaro. Zvisinei, iyi firimu yakazviitira kururamisira. Iyo gory, inofungidzira, uye zvakare zvakare vanoshandisa zvakanyanya kubva muhombe yekuremara psychopath. Ini ndainakidzwa nekudzokorodza kwavakaita mamwe emanzwi ekutanga kubva kune yekutanga Tobe Hooper firimu, uye ndakanakidzwawo nerunako runoshamisa rwaJessica Biel. Vatsoropodzi vakapomera iyi bhaisikopo yekusava chinhu kunze kwekuratidzira kana kupererwa uye chisimba, isina hunhu hunodzikunurwa. Kwavari, ndinovapindura ndichinyemwerera: “Avo ndivo hunhu hunodzikunurwa! ”

Halloween (2007) [youtube id = "IeQiSdznHGo" nanganidza = "kurudyi"]

Shanduro yaRob Zombie ye Halloween ndizvo zvinoitika kana iwe ukatora bhaisikopo rinotyisa uye worinyudza mune gore uye mutauro wakashata. Kunyange ini ndichizobvuma kuti ndiri pamwe nevatsoropodzi mukutaura kuti VaZombie vanogona kutaura pasi pamutauro dzimwe nguva, zvinowedzera kuhuhwi hwavaiyedza kuwana pamwe neyekugadzirisa kwavo. Vanhu vazhinji vane dambudziko nehudiki hwaMichael Myers huri kuratidzwa, asi ini ndinonzwa kuti inowedzera kune iyo firimu. Zvinoita kuti aite senge munhu, uye ini ndaifarira kuwana zvishoma kuseri kwezviitiko info nezve izvo zvingangodaro zvakakonzera Big Mike gare gare muhupenyu.

Makomo Ane Maziso (2006) [youtube id = "C6f9ooGR9iU" inowirirana = "kurudyi"]

Panguva ino mune irondedzero, kana usati wabvumirana neni kusvika ikozvino, ndinovimba watanga kuona mamwe emapoinzi angu. Iwo mafirimu ari pamusoro akanaka ekugadzirisa, asi ichi chi kwazvo zvakanaka remakes. Mazhinji emafirimu pane ino runyorwa mumafomu avo epakutanga aive nemipimo mizhinji yakaiswa pavari maererano nezvavaigona uye zvavakatadza kuratidza. Kazhinji nguva, iwo mafirimu akatambura kubva pakataurwa kutadza. Ndinotenda izvozvo Makomo Ane Maziso muenzaniso wakanaka weizvozvo. Mhedzisiro yekugadzira mamiriro anotyisa akavandudzika zvakanyanya nenguva, izvo kazhinji nzira nyowani dzinogona kushandiswa kuwana firimu rinotaridzika chaizvo.

Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979) [youtube id = "S1Rachk7ipI" nanganidza = "kurudyi"]

Iyi bhaisikopo inogara ichiguma pane angu zvinyorwa. Zvakanaka chaizvo. Director Werner Herzog akatenda chepakutanga kuve iro rakanakisa firimu reGerman rakamboitwa uye akaedza wake akatukwa kuti amiririre firimu rekutanga raMurnau. Shanduro yaHerzog inoshamisa. Yakanaka, yakanyarara, uye inoshusha. Klaus Kinski, uyo anotamba eponymous hunhu mufirimu, anotaridzika kunge anotyisa saMax Schreck mune yekutanga. Cherekedza matauriro andakaita ndoda. Kureba kurarama Werner Herzog.

Vakaipa Vakafa (2013) [youtube id = "lWG_w5w8ZLs" align = "kurudyi"]

Iyi bhaisikopo yakatora firimu rekutanga raSam Raimi ndokuiisa pasteroid. Icho chidimbu-chinotyisa chidimbu cheiyo gory cinema iyo inoda kuonwa kanopfuura kamwe, asi chete kana iwe uchikwanisa kuidya. Vagadziri vemafirimu vakaburitsa zviteshi zvese mudhipatimendi regore izvi uye zvakaipa, zvinosemesa, munzira dzakanakisisa chete. Zvakawanda zvekugadzirisa zvinotambura nekuwedzeredzwa-kushandiswa kweCGI. Mune ino firimu, director Fede Alvarez anoti hapana chakashandiswa chero. Fara, vanovenga CGI, fara uye rumbidza Zvakaipa Vakafa!

Icho Chinhu (1982) [youtube id = "p35JDJLa9ec" align = "kurudyi"]

Ndiri kutora uyu muenzaniso kuti ndienderere mberi nepfungwa yangu mukutaura kuti remake haifanire kutyiwa sezvavari. John Carpenter's 1982 hunyanzvi hwaive, kutaura zvazviri, remake! Usanditenda? Click pano. The Thing yakaenderera mberi nekurumbidzwa makumi emakore mushure mekuburitswa kwayo uye inodikanwa pasi rose pakati pevateveri vezvinotyisa nesainzi-fungidziro. Saka tora izvo, iwe unogadzirisa naysayers! Ha! IN! YAKO! Chiso!

Ropa Rangu Valentine 3-D (2009) [youtube id = "bsRbqpiqkKU" nongedza = "kurudyi"]

Ndiri kuisa iyi firimu pane imwe nhamba nekuti ini ndinotenda kwete chete kuti yakanaka remake, asi itori firimu iri nani pane yekutanga. Ndiko kuita sei? Akangodaro chete !? Hongu, hongu ndakadaro. Chazvino Ropa Rangu Valentine haina-inobata-yakavharidzirwa gorefest ine inotyisa mhedzisiro. Chekutanga chaive chakanaka, handirambe izvozvo. Asi dzimwe nguva unofanirwa kupa kiredhiti panodiwa chikwereti, uye ndizvo chaizvo zvandiri kuita pano. Uyezve, ini ndinogona kana ndingave ndisina murume anopwanya paJensen Ackles. Huya pamusoro- iro zita rakangonaka chaizvo.

Ndinoziva kuti ndiri kuzowana kupisa kweiyi runyorwa, asi izvo zvakanaka neni. Ini ndinofunga mafirimu aya anotyisa, uye se fan, ibasa rangu kuvadzivirira. Zvichida izvi zvinogona kukukurudzira kuti upe mamwe emafirimu awa wachi yechipiri neimwe nzira.