Ndine chokwadi pane imwe nguva isu tese tanga tichiona bhaisikopo uye kamwe kamwe iwe unoziva iye zvino mukurumbira mutambi mune diki chikamu kana mune b-bhaisikopo uye iwe unoshamisika mukati mega, "Mira, VANE ivo vari mune IYI firimu ?!" Zvinokutorera iwe nekushamisika, uyezve kana kukatyamadzwa kukakumutsa, unokanda IMDB kungova nechokwadi chekuti zvawakaona zvaive zvechokwadi… uye kana zvirizvo, haugone kutenda kuti vasvika sei. Kana kuti vaityisa sei. Kana kuti kugerwa kwavo kwaive kupusa sei. Handei mberi.

Neimwe nzira, zvinonakidza kufumura ekutanga mabasa evaanozivikanwa vatambi; mafirimu mamwe acho anoda kuti ukanganwe. Havasi vese vanonyara nemabasa avo ekutanga uye kunyangwe kana ivo vachinyara zvishoma, vanoita kunge vane pfungwa yakanaka yekuseka nezvazvo. Kungoitira kunakidzwa kana kuita kuti vamwe venyu muchere mumabhaisikopo ekare kuti mubate zvishoma zveava vatambi mumabasa ekutanga, ndakaenderera mberi ndikanyora vamwe. Mushure mezvose, iwe unofanirwa kutanga kwako kumwe kunhu, handiti?

George Clooney mukati Dzokera kuHorror High
Gore asati apinda mune nyeredzi Kudzoka kweMhondi Tomato, George Clooney aibata rake rekutanga firimu mune imwe 'Kudzoka' zita. Basa rake mu Dzokera kuHorror High hapana chakakosha, kutamba mutambi achitamba gadhi mufirimu… mumuvhi. Ini handingadaidze izvi kuita kwekuvhuvhuta, asi iye haana kuifonera futi. Mune iyo firimu, hunhu hwake Oliver anofamba akagadzika mushure mekumisikidza rakakura basa uye anosangana nekufa kwake (kana iye?). Chimwe chinhu nezvehunhu hwaClooney achifamba akasetwa nekuti anofunga kuti akanyatsomukwanira zvinoita kunge zvakakodzera.

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Jennifer Aniston mukati Leprechaun
Iyi inouya isingavhundutse chero munhu, nekuti haina kuita sekunge chakavanzika chikuru kana chero chinhu. Mufirimu wake wekutanga mu Leprechaun akakurumidza kuvharidzirwa nebasa rake saRachel muTV Friends gore rakatevera (kunyangwe hazvo Leprechaun akafanirwa makore maviri asati aburitswa), izvo zvandine chokwadi nazvo ndizvo izvo vanhu vachiri kumurangarira. Handikwanise kukuudza chakaipisisa; iyi firimu kana kuita kwake mune ino firimu! Wakka Wakka!

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Leonardo DiCaprio mukati Critters 3
Leo haana kumboonekwa semutambi wemwana, kunyangwe hazvo aive mumafirimu nemitambo yeterevhizheni asati arirova hombe mumitambo - uye nemoyo yemusikana wechidiki - ne Titanic. Icho chingangove chinhu chakanaka, nekuti isu tese tinoziva kuti vana vatambi vanowanzo buda sei kana vakura. Kunyangwe dai ndaifanira kufungidzira kuti basa rake raizopera sei, ndichizvitonga zvichibva paiyi bhaisikopo, ndingadai ndisina kumbofungidzira kuti achazoenderera mberi ave mumwe wevatambi vakakurumbira uye vangangoita zvakanyanya pari zvino. Nekudaro, murume aizoenderera mberi nekuita nyeredzi mune dzakawanda maScorsese flicks uye akapotsa aba chinenge chiitiko chose chaari saCalvin Candy mukati Django Unchained akatanga kwake mukati Critters 3; firimu pamusoro pevadiki furball vatorwa kubva muchadenga vanodya vanhu. Iye zvechokwadi murume wematarenda mazhinji.

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Charlize Theron mu Vana veChibage III: Kukohwa Kwemaguta
Asati aenderera mberi nekuba iyo show kubva kuna Tom Hardy semunhu wake Imperator Furiosa mukati Mad Max: Fury Road, izvo ngatitaurei kuti munhu haangobise kutarisisa kubva kuna Tom Hardy mune chero chinhu, Mai Theron vakamutangisa kutanga sezvakaitwa nevatambi vazhinji muma80 nema90s; mune yakaipa yakaipa mafirimu. Nekudaro, kana iwe ukabhenekera unogona kumusuwa, nekuti anotamba yakakosha, basa rakakura sa'Muteveri waEri ', iro rakatonyanya rombo rakanaka kwaari sezvo risina kugamuchirwa. Kana iwe usingakwanise kutaura, icho "chakakosha, chikuru" chikamu chaive kuseka kwakazara. Uye sezvo ndiri kuva akatendeseka, ndiri kuzobvuma kuti ini ndinenge senge iri bhaisikopo. Inofadza cheesy. Anoswedera padyo ndokuzobata chibharo nekuuraya matende angu echibage, ayo anotora hentai kune imwe nhanho nyowani.

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Adam Scott mukati Hellraiser: Ropa
Apo Adam Scott akaridza mukoma waWill Ferrell Derek mu Step Brothers, yakanga isiri iyo yekutanga nguva yaakatamba yepasi rose d-bhegi. Chikwereti icho chinoenda kune rake basa saJacques mukati Hellraiser: Ropa. Ugh, kunyangwe iro zita reeks yeimwe dude-bro, rakazara muAx yakawanda muviri spray uye inopfeka magirazi ezuva kumusoro kumusana kwemusoro wake. Ndinofanira kumutambidza, anoibvisa pano. Musiyano wakakura kudaro pakati peizvi nehunhu hwake pa Parks uye Varaidzo.

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Matthew McConaughey naRenee Zellweger mukati Texas Chainsaw Kuuraya: Chizvarwa Chinotevera
Iyi ndeimwe iyo isingafanire kushamisika, nekuti pakanga paine hwema hwazvo nezvazvo pakatanga kuburitswa bhaisikopo pavhidhiyo. Panguva yakatorwa firimu iri, vatambi vaviri vasingazivikanwe vanonzi Matthew McConaughey naRenee Zellweger vane nyeredzi mune ino bhaisikopo. Nguva yekuuraya uye Jerry Maguire. Iyi firimu yakanga ichitogadzirirwa kuti isunungurwe zvakare apo vateereri vamiririri (vese vaimiririrwa nekambani imwechete) vakatyisidzira kumhan'arira vagadziri vemafirimu, vachiti iri kushandisa mukurumbira nyowani nyenyedzi yavo. Zvisinei, zvakabuda uye hapana munhu ane hanya nazvo. Taura zvaunoda nezve firimu, asi McConaughey ari mune yakazara bonkers modhi uye zvakaita semurume ari mune rimwe bhaisikopo kupfuura vamwe vese.

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Brad Pitt mukati Kurota kwaFreddy
Iye murume ane hupenyu hwepachivande anogara achifumurwa mune zvisirizvo, magazini enhau evhiki nevhiki akamboita nyeredzi muchikamu che Kurota kwaFreddy. Chikamu 14 chemwaka wekutanga, wakadaidzwa Matikiti Matema, Hunhu hwaBrad Pitt Rick nemusikana wake vadikani vechidiki vanosiya Springwood. Matumba emota avo kuti vatarise muhotera, asi hotera inomhanyiswa nehusiku hutsinye, saka uh-oh, hijinks dzinotevera! Zvekuva mudiki uye asina zvakawanda pasi pebhanhire rake panguva iyoyo, kuita kwake kwakatendeka kwakanaka chaizvo, asi kwete kugona kwake. Kukudzwa ikoko kunoenda kwake kuita saDick waaigara naye Floyd kubva Kudanana kwechokwadi.

Ndinoziva kune akawanda, mazhinji akawanda, senge kutanga kwaJohnny Depp mukati A Nightmare paElm Street semuenzaniso, asi zvinogona kunge zvakawandisa kuti chinyorwa ichi chiitwe. Mushure mezvose, isu tinofanirwa kuzvichengetera kune inotevera.