ne Maggie kusunungurwa uye Terminator: Genesys (ndini ndoga ndinovenga kuverenga nokunyora mumazita emamuvhi?) ichangoburitswa, zvakandiita kuti ndifunge, kunyanya nezve nyeredzi huru yemufirimu Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ari dombo rinotonhorera akatarisana nemurume mumwe mauto, achisiya miviri isingaverengeke mumashure mekuparadzwa pamusoro pehuwandu hwemafirimu uyezve kana kupfura kwamira, anoitei? Anosvipira mbichana mbichana. Imwe saka cornball, asi inokodzera mamiriro acho, iwe unofanirwa kusimuka, kukanda chibhakera chako mudenga uye kuridza murume "YEA-AHHH!" Zvakanaka, nguva zhinji. Mimwe yeiyi imwe liners yakaipa kwazvo zvekuti iwe unofanirwa kutarisana nemaziso mukunyara, sekunge unonyara iye. Pfungwa yekuti mwana wenyama aizotaura mitsara iyoyo mushure mekupihwa setup yakakwana inoita kuti ubvunze kuti isu tiri vanhu papi.

Ikozve kune imwechete-liners dzinowira pakati chaipo. Aya ndiwo ma scratcher emusoro. Iwo ausina chokwadi nazvo kana zvaive zvakanaka, asi zvaive zvisina kushata futi. Idzi ndidzo dzinofadza dzatinenge tichitarisa kwadziri. Ndinoziva kuti ndichave ndiri pamusoro pekutsvaga akati wandei, asi aya ndiwo akanamira neni nekuda kwezvikonzero zvakanaka, kunyanya iwo anoshamisa, zvakanaka, kupusa kwekushayikwa kweshoko riri nani. Asi ini ndinofunga murume mumwe chete anogona kuratidza pfungwa yangu, saka ibvise, Arnie!

"Akabata chitima." - chipfudziso
Kana zvese zvataurwa uye zvaitwa mufirimu, akaipa anotambirwa naJames Caan anogara muimoimo yake sezvo inomira panjanji. Arnold anomudana, achiseka, "Uchangobva kudzimwa," apo chitima chinorovera muimoimo, zvichikonzera kuputika kukuru uye kuuraya James Caan. Arnold anobva agara mumotokari yekutiza nemwana mucheche Vanessa Williams sezvaanobvunza zvakaitika. Iye anopindura, "Akabata chitima," uye otyaira, maredhiyo roll. Chaizvo chaizvo chinotengesa izvi sey cheesy imwe-liner, parutivi neicho icho, igitare rinoruma mushure mekunge achinge ataura uye kucheka kuita nhema kuita zvikwereti, kunge firimu iri kudonhedza mic uye ichibva padanho.

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“Muviri wangu, chisarudzo changu!” - mudiki
Iyi tambo yaisatoda kutaurwa, asi kana iwe uri kutarisa firimu pamusoro paArnold Schwarzenegger achizvara, iwe waifanira kunge wakazviona zvichiuya. Icho chimwe cheaya mazwi akange akabatanidzwa kune zvese panguva iyoyo; anti-drug, kurega, kudya, nezvimwewo. Asi kuzvinzwa kubva kumurume uyo akacheka pasi mazana ematsotsi ane hofori muchina pfuti mune rumwe ruoko zvinouraya meseji. Iwe haugone kubatsira asi kuseka.

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"Ndiri kunzwa hurukuro yangu, handigoni kuitarisa." - Hercules muNew York
Kudzoka muna 1969 apo vaizivikanwa saVaMuchadenga muchikamu chavo chekutanga chemamuvhi, Arnold akaridza saGreek Mwari muzuva ranhasi New York, makore makumi masere asati apera kuita hunhu hwekunamatira magamba ekufungidzira muzuva ranhasi. Yese hurukuro iri mumafirimu aya akanaka kwazvo hove iri kunze kwemunhu hunhu kusanzwisisa chero chezuva ranhasi chinongedzo kana tekinoroji. Mushure mekuyambirwa kuti utarise zvaari kutaura, Hercules anongopindura neiyi quip yakapusa, asi ichokwadi, unorova huma yako nekuseka. Izvo zvakafanana nechimwe chinhu chikoro chegiredhi chaizouya nekudzoka. Asi usazvidya moyo, Arnold. Iwe unozogonesa yako imwechete-yekuisa kugona mune isingasviki makore makumi maviri. Ini ndinofanira kucherechedzawo kuti anorwa nebere mune ino bhaisikopo.

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“Haufanire kunwa nekubika.” - Raw Deal
Ichi chinhu chandinofunga chinopera pasina kutaura. Zvinhu zvakawanda zvinotyisa zvinogona kuitika. Semuenzaniso, unogona kukanganwa kuti wabatidza chitofu, uchizadza imba yako negasi kana unogona kutanga girizi… kana kuti unogona kukanda keke rechokoreti rakabikwa zvinonaka pakureba kusvika kumamita manomwe, murume akazara muAustria.

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“Hei iwe unoda kuva murimi here? Heano maeka mashoma! ” - Yekupedzisira Chiito Gamba
Tambo yakashata, yakanaka, kunyanya nekuti mushure mekunge zvataurwa, iye anorova murume mune crotch ndokumutumira achibhururuka zvakanaka mumhepo. Ndicho chinangwa chiri kumashure Yekupedzisira Chiito Gamba kunyange zvakadaro. Iyo spoof pane yekuita mafirimu uye kurasa Arnie chete anonunura iro chibhakera zvakanyanya. Ndinoreva kuti zvese nenzira yekufananidzira uye chaizvo. Iri pamusoro pepamusoro uye goofy uye iwo-liners akapusa, ndizvozvo iwe haugone kubatsira asi kuseka. Iyo firimu inowana yakaipa rap, asi ini ndinonakidzwa nayo nezvazviri. Uyu ndiwo mutsara wangu wandaifarira kubva mufirimu. Kunyangwe muchirevo chiri mukati, iri re-goddamn-huchenjeri uyezve iye anorova mukomana mumabhora. Iwe haugone sei kuida? Ini ndinofunga mushure mekunge bhaisikopo rabuda, vana vese kuchikoro vaitaura izvi vasati varova mumwe munhu mutsvina, asi isu takasiiwa tisina kugutsikana apo mwana iyeye asina kubhururuka achidzoka tsoka gumi nemaviri. Panzvimbo iyoyo takapinda munyatwa. Isu taifarira kutevedzera Arnold zvakanyanya, zvichiteverwa nevhu.

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Mhoro, cutie pie. Mumwe wedu ari mudambudziko guru! ” - Murume Anomhanya
Kana iwe ukatadza kutaura nekufambira mberi kwerondedzero, zvinhu zviri kutanga kuva zvakapusa chaizvo. Kunyangwe kuna Arnold mutsetse uyu unongo… unofadza. Mushure mekunge ataura izvi, haugone kubatsira asi kufunga "aww" uyezve kufara nekuti iwe unoziva Richard Dawson ave kuda kuzviwana. Ehezve, Richard Dawson anozvitaura kuna Arnold pakutanga firimu, asi Arnie anodzosera mutsetse panguva yekupedzisira. Iwe unoziva Dick aingofunga kuti haafanire kunge akadaro kumurume uyo anga achizodzoka kuzomuuraya gare gare. Zvirokwazvo kwete mamwe emazwi ekupedzisira iwe aunoda kunzwa.

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“Funga kuti kurambana.” - Total Yeuka
Ndine chokwadi chokwadi mushure Total Yeuka, vanhu vazhinji vanoshuvira kuti izvi zvinogona kurambana nenzira iyi. Ndeipi nzira yekugumisa imba inovava. Kwete kuti ndinoregerera mhirizhonga, hongu. Mushure mekunge Arnold aona kuti muchato wake waive wekunyepedzera uye chikamu chekurangana pamusoro pake, pane kukanda ringi yake yemuchato mudziva kana chimwe chinhu chinobatika, anobuda Sharon Stone mumusoro ne9mm uye anozvitaura neiyo yakasarudzika Schwarzenegger smirk.

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"Horaiti, munhu wese… CHILL!" - Batman & Robin
Zvakaoma kutora chete cheesy tambo kubva Batman & Robin kusvikira ndazofunga nezvazvo, kunyanya nekuti vese mapenzi. Zvese chinhu chando pun. Kungwara zvakadii. Zvakaoma kutenda kuti Arnold akaenda pamwe nekuzvirasira iye mupendi yebhuruu uye goofy koshitomu uye obva aburitsa chinhu kunze kwechando puns kusvika iwe waziva kuti akabhadharwa marii pabasa iro. Gehena, ndingadai ndakazviita. Asi sekutaura kwandakaita, kutora mutsara usiri-benzi kubva mune ino bhaisikopo kwaive kwakati omei pakutanga, kudzamara ndazviongorora (hongu, ndakazvionazve… nekuda kwekutsvagisa, hongu) uye uyu mutsetse wakandiita kuseka. Izvo zvishoma zvinyengeri kana iwe uchizvienzanisa nezvimwe.

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"Ramba uripo." - Predator
Wese munhu anoyeuka iyi ye "ENDA KUNA CHOPPA!" Ndeipi inotonhorera, asi haisi cheesy. Zvirokwazvo ye80 yekuita firimu uko Arnold ari kufuridzira kure vanhu vakaipa vane chimwe chinhu chekutipa isu, handiti? Ivo vaisazongo tarisa Arnold mune bhaisikopo uye vasingamuregedze kuti adanidzire zvisina musoro imwe-liners. Neraki havana kutisiya takaturika. Kana imwe chump ichiedza kumuverera, Arnold anokurumidza kukanda banga muchipfuva chegon zvakanyanya, anonamira pambiru uye Arnie anomuudza kuti "anamatire" obva amhanya kunouraya vanhu vazhinji sekuti ane chikamu chaanoda kuzadza. .

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"Heino Sub-Zero, izvozvi… PLAIN-AERO!" - Murume Anomhanya
Saka akawanda Arnold anotora mazwi, ini ndinogona kuenderera nekusingaperi, asi mukadzi mukobvu anofanira kuimba pakupedzisira. Kana zvasvika kuna Arnold one-liners, pane imwe chete iyo yakamboita kuti ndive nekaviri pamusoro pekuseka kuti ndaifanira kuidzosera kanoverengeka kuti ndive nechokwadi chekuti ndamunzwa chaiko (uye ini ndakazviita). Mushure mekuuraya mumwe wevashambadzi vane hunyanzvi hwaive chando (icho chaizopedzisira chadzoka kuzove dingindira mune basa raArnie), anotarisa mune imwe yemakamera uye achidanidzira kugona kwake korona mune imwechete-lining. Ini ndinonzwa kunzwa kuti uyu mutsetse wakagadziridzwa. Sapamberi pekutora, Arnold akaudza director kuti anga aine zano rakakura reimwe-liner, saka vakaumburuka uye nguva yacho ikauya uye akaisvipa uye… akanyarara. Unogona kungonzwa kunyarara kunofanira kunge kwakaitika pamusoro pevakakanda uye vashandi paakamira ipapo achisekerera, vese vachizvikudza. Ndiri kureva, tarisa kumeso kwake iye achinunura mutsetse iwoyo. Zvakanaka, ndinodada newe, Arnold. Tose tiri. Ndinokutendai nekudzoka kuzoita uye isu tiri kutarisira kune imwe cheesy yako-liners.

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Anokudzwa Kutaura: Kunzwa kwekusimudza. - Kuromba Iron
Ini ndaiziva apo iwe waive uchiverenga iyi runyorwa, iwe waifunga, "asi zvakadii nezve Kuromba Iron? ” Vimba neni, ini ndanga ndichifunga zvakafanana, saka handingakusiye wakarembera. Arnold achienzanisa manzwiro ekusimudza kuuya? Iyo inokodzera yavo yega chikamu. Pane zvimwe zvinhu izvo vanhu vanozvidemba kuti vataure muhupenyu hwavo hwese, zvakanyorwa kana kuti kwete, asi izvi… ndinonzwa kunzwa kuti haanyari nazvo. Zvino chimbofungidzira Arnold achigadzira mukurumbira wake "N'YAHH!" kumeso sezvaanoguma. Manheru akanaka, munhu wese!

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