"Muranda Murima ndizvo zvese zvinofanirwa kunge zvichinakidza — zvinotyisa, zvekutanga uye zvinokatyamadza! ”
- Wendy Corsi Staub, New York Times munyori anotengesa zvakanyanya

“Yakagadzirwa zvinehunyanzvi uye yakarongedzwa zvine hunyanzvi, yaMatt Manochio Muranda Murima yakatora ngano yesoteric kubva pamberi paKristu ndokuiisa munyika yanhasi yevechidiki-vakaguta vechidiki - kugadzira wachi wachi yekutyisidzira inosanganisa Freddy Krueger nehama Grimm! Zvinokurudzirwa zvikuru! ”
- Jay Bonansinga, New York Times mutengesi anotengesa we Kufamba Vakafa: Kuwa kweGavhuna

“Kufamba-famba nekumhanya-mhanya kuenda mungano isingazivikanwe asi inotyisa yeKisimusi. Panogona kuve nerima divi kuna Santa? Uye kana zvirizvo, aizoitei kune avo vana vaive nemisikanzwa? Matt Manochio anopa mhinduro yekurova nzara ne Muranda Murima. "
- John Everson, Bram Stoker Mubairo-anokunda munyori we Violet Maziso

"Ingori nguva yemwaka weGood Will Toward Men, kutanga kwaMatt Manochio kunopa mwero mutsva weHoliday Horror, kufema hupenyu hwehunyorwa kuita hunhu hwakaregeredzwa hwengano yakagadzirira kubuda mumumvuri waSanta. Kugadzirira kunakidzwa nenzira nyowani, yechinyakare. ”
- Hank Schwaeble, Bram Stoker Mubairo-anokunda munyori we Zvinotyisa, Diabolical uye Mutumwa wegomba rakadzikadzika

 

 

Muranda Murima

Santa haasi iye oga anouya kuguta…

Yakura kudarika Kristu uye yakatambudza vana vekuEurope kwemazana emakore. Iye zvino America yakatarisana nehasha dzayo. Vasingafungire vana vanonyangarika se blizzard inopwanya New Jersey. Zvose zvasara zviratidzo zvekuparadzwa-uye mapepa ane ropa ane mahwanda akatsikwa nechando. Billy Schweitzer ane makore gumi nemanomwe anomuka musi waZvita 5 achinzwa kuora mwoyo. Atove kupopotedzana nababa vake mukuru baba uye mukomana wegoridhe mukoma mukuru, Billy akarwadziwa apo musikana wake wekurota anomuramba. Apo chisikwa chisingaregi chinopinda mukati metaundi rake, zvichiisa mungozi mhuri yake neshamwari, Billy anofanira kukunda madhimoni ake kuti anzwisise kuti sei vamwe vake vanofungidzirwa kuti vasina mhosva vepachikoro chepamusoro vabvutwa, uye nzira yekuvanunura kubva kune saint ane utsinye shamwari - iyo isingamiswe.

Matt Manochio ndomumwe wevana vatsva pachivako. Kwete Joey, Jordon, Jonathan, Danny, kana kunyange Donnie… kwete, ndiye AC / DC lovin 'mukomana mutsva paSamhain Horror. Hazvizivikanwe? Zvakanaka, iwe unofanirwa kugadzirisa iyo ASAP. Mushure mekugadzira maviri asina kunyorwa matsotsi ematsotsi (rimwe rawo raakatengesa kuchikepe cheDorchester chinonyura, asi haana kana kuona chakaburitswa), Matt akanzwa nyaya yaKrampus.

Krampus?

Rega Wikipedia itibatsire ipapo:

Krampus chisikwa chakaita semhuka kubva ku manyore of Alpine nyika dzakafunga kuranga vana panguva ye kisimusi mwaka uyo akange azvibata zvisizvo, kusiyana ne Mutsvene Nicholas, uyo anopa vanozvibata zvakanaka nezvipo. Krampus anonzi anotora vana vane hutsinye musaga rake oenda navo kunogara kwake.

Krampus anoitei nevana ava vane misikanzwa mushure mekunge avaendesa kunogara kwake? Muranda Murima, Kuonekwa kwaMat kune rimwe remazita anovimbwa kwazvo mukutyisa, kunopa zvakashata.

Matt anoita basa rinotyisa rekutora kutarisisa kwemuverengi kubva pabheti. Krampus anoita kuti huvepo hwake hunzwe kutanga uye kazhinji. Kune dutu rinouya muNew Jersey, vana vari munzira kuenda kuchikoro. Munguva yekufamba kwenhau, mukuru wemapurisa nevakomana vake vaviri, pamwe chete nevamwe vashoma vevamwe vadzidzi, vanounzwa nekukweverwa mukati, mumwe mushure meumwe, kununurwo yeKrampus yekudzorera uye kutendeuka. Ndiani achatendeuka? Uye kunonoka here?

apo Muranda Murima ine chikamu chayo chakaringana cheropa uye chinotyisa, zvakare inotakura yakakosha uye yakakosha meseji. Dingindira rinoyerera pazasi pekufungidzira pamusoro penyaya ndeyekutora kwaMat pakudheerera. Kudheerera ndechimwe chinhu matani evana (uye vamwe vanhu vakuru) vanopfuura nemazuva ese. Iri idambudziko hombe munharaunda yedu, kunyanya panguva yeanodheerera vamwe. Sekureva kweshumo kubva kuABC News, makumi matatu muzana evadzidzi vanodheerera, kana vanobatwa nhubu. Makumi ezviuru zvevana vanogara pamba kubva kuchikoro zuva rega rega kuti vadzivise avo vanodheerera. Matt anoshandisa mienzaniso yakati wandei mune iyo nyaya kuratidza mamwe emativi enastier ehunhu hwevanhu hunoonekwa muvana vedu (zvinhu zvinounza Krampus kuguta). Matt anobata nyaya yacho zvine hungwaru, uye nemhedzisiro huru.

Iyo hurukuro ine simba, vatambi vacho vakagadzirwa zvakanaka uye vanotenda, izvo zvinobatsira kukuita iwe vane kuziva zviri kuitika uye zvakaitwa nemumwe wevana ava kukodzera kurangwa kwavanogashira. Kune kunyange inotyisa inofamba nemhepo yechando (kana kutiza ... asi vanoenda here?), Uye magumo anotambirwa zvinoshamisa.

Yekutanga bhuku raMat Manochio rakakodzera nguva yako nemari. Uye hapana chaicho chiri nani kuverenga paKisimusi pane yakanaka Krampus nyaya.

Yakanaka 4 kubva pa5 nyeredzi. Enda unotora kopi yako nhasi!

 

Kuti uwane zvimwe paMat Manochio, tarisa webhusaiti yake:  https://www.mattmanochio.com