Remake. Biopic. Kubva pane nyaya yechokwadi. Inoridza Bruce Willis. Aya ese mabhegi matsvuku kana zvasvika kumamuvhi, asi panogona kunge pasina mureza mutsvuku wakakura kupfuura izwi rekuti "sequel." Munhu wose anozviziva; kunyangwe vagadziri vemafirimu nevatungamiriri, kunyangwe izvo zvisina kumbovamisa kuunza zvikara, vatorwa, mhondi, zvipoko, uye zvitunha kuhupenyu.

Dzimwe nguva, zvisinei, nhevedzano inotyisa inogona kuburitsa inoteedzana inochera ndima itsva, inosundira ngano dzayo kunzvimbo itsva, uye kuwana chimwe chinhu chitsva chekutaura. Vanogona kunge vashoma, asi vari kunze uko. Iwe unongofanirwa kuziva kwekutarisa ...

Mambakwedza evakafa:

Iwe unoteedzera sei imwe yemafirimu ane simba, ane simba, uye ane chekuita nemagariro anotyisa enguva dzese? Iwe unowedzera zvimwe: chiyero chakawanda, gomba rakawanda, hunhu hwakawanda, tsinhiro yakawanda, kuseka kwakawanda, uye zvechokwadi mamwe zombies. Kunyange zvazvo yakaitwa pabhajeti shoma, Romero akakwanisa kusimudza ante mukuteura ropa kukuru uku, kwechisimba.

Kugara pakatarisana nekumashure kwenzvimbo dzekudyira dzisina chinhu uye zvitoro zvembatya, vanhu vana vanoita yavo yakanakisa Rambo-maonesheni sezvavanocheka pasi mazana eZombies. Pamwe chikamu chechipiri hachisi chechokwadi sepakutanga, asi Dawn haisi yechokwadi. Ndezvekukwidza vhoriyamu kusvika ku11 uye kuirega ichibvarura.

Mwenga weFrankenstein:

Mamwe eUniversal classics anoita seanoremedza mazuva ano (ndine hurombo, Dracula) asi handizvo zvakadaro naJames Whale's 1935 sequel, inova yese inotyisa, yakanaka, uye inonakidza senge zuva risingaoni. Sezvinozoitika, Frankenstein anogadzwa neimwe chikara. Zvakaipa kwazvo kuti anomupfura pasi, pfudzi rinotonhora risingaratidzi zvakanaka kune vese vanobatanidzwa.

Chero ani akarambwa anogona kuenderana nekuita kwaFrankenstein, uye Whale inopa Karloff zvese zvaanoda kuti aunganidze chikara chinowirirana. Ushamwari? Check. Kusurukirwa? Check. Kuda kufarira? Check. Zvinhu zvese zviripo kuita kuti Mwenga weFrankenstein ave nyanzvi yehunhu. Zvose zvinoshaikwa ndezvishoma zvinotyisa zvinotyisa.

Zvakaipa Zvakafa 2:

Zvishoma zvakawanda? Phhht. Udza izvozvo Sam Raimi. Mambo wekuuraya, Raimi akawana mufaro wakashata mukukanda mamwe monsters pachiratidziro kupfuura kune mahipster muBrooklyn.

Musanditenda? Buda Vakaipa Vakafa 2. Firimu iri rinogara richizvisimudza, kutanga naAsh achibvisa musoro wemusikana wake ane svikiro uye oguma naAsh achirovera saha mumaoko. Iyo yekunzwa kuremerwa, nenzira yakanaka.

Kunyarara kweGwayana:

Vamwe vangapikisa kuti haisi yekutevera. Ndinogona kupokana kuti ndizvo zvazviri, zvishoma muchikamu, uye chikamu ichocho chinodzokera kumashure manhunter. Hannibal Lecter akatanga kuoneka muMann's dhairekitori debut, asi anga asina kukwidza kumwechete sezvaakaita mune inoteedzana. Uye aigona sei?

Anthony Hopkins akatipa yakanakisa serial killer yenguva dzese. Period. Anotsenga skrini mune ese chiitiko, montage, uye monologue. Anofinyamisa maziso uye anotarisa uye anotaura zvinhu zvakaita sekuti, "Ndine shamwari yekare yekudya kwemanheru." Ndicho chikonzero nei tichitarisa Kunyarara kweGwayana, uye chikonzero chiri pachirongwa chedu.

Paranormal Chiito 3:

Kuseka kana uchida (ini handisi kukunzwa), asi ini ndinoona iyi seyakaderera-bhajeti shasha, iyo isina kungomutsiridza yakakurumbira franchise asi inoramba yakamira senyanzvi pamaitiro ekubvisa kushushikana kubva kune kushomeka zviwanikwa. Zvakawanda Iyo Blair Witch Project, Henry Joost naAriel Schulman vakakanda zvose zvavaiva nazvo (zvemari uye neimwe nzira) mune yakawanikwa pfungwa yemifananidzo yavaiziva kuti yaizoshanda-uye mukomana akazviita.

Chikwata chekugadzira mafirimu chinouraya akati wandei ehungwaru gags; iyo oscillating fan inokuchengetedza iwe pamucheto nguva dzese, uye nanny cam inonzwa sekurohwa kwehunyanzvi. Uyezve, ine imwe yemagumo ekupedzisira a2011. Ndiani aiziva kuti rufu rwaigona kutonhora zvakadaro?

Aliens:

Kunyangwe kazhinji yakanyorwa muchikamu chesainzi-fiction, kutevera kwaRidley Scott kune Alien kunokodzera nyore seimwe yemafirimu anotyisa kwazvo emuzana ramakore rechi20. Yekutanga inotyisa pachayo, asi iyi vhezheni inokanika marudzi ese ezvinhu zvinokatyamadza muchiitiko chese, zvese asi zvinonyungudika nepfungwa yekutonhorera, uye inodada heroine inogona kukurova iwe mukurwa. Izvi zvinhu, kuwedzera kune inonakidza ensemble, zviite iyo inofanirwa-kutarisa.

Gehena:

Unogona kupedza svondo rese uchitsvaga basa rekutanga raDario Argento (Suspiria, Madhimoni, Deep Red) asi iyi chidimbu che Gialho horror ndeimwe yeakanakisa director. Kutevera kuSuspiria, ichiri imwe bhaisikopo risingaite kutsanangura.

Sezviroto, zvisingawirirane, zvakanaka zvekupenga, uye zvisingaite, Inferno inotaura nezvaAmai VeRima, muroyi anomhanyisa chivakwa chefurati muNew York. Vanhu vakawanda vanopinda muchivako chacho, asi vashoma vanobuda. Kune katsi, mbeva, nyoka, mahwindo akapwanyika, mikoto yakatsvuka ropa, uye dzimba dzepasi dzakazara ropa. Hei, zvinogona kuipa ... zvinogona kunge zviri muNew Jersey.

28 Vhiki Gare gare:

28 Days Gare gare yakaputika pachiitiko chaityisa muna 2002 uye pakarepo takawana mafeni pasi rese-uye takabva tawana inoteedzana yaive, neimwe nzira, yakanaka. Kugara mumashure mekutanga kwekutanga, 28 Vhiki Gare gare inotanga neBritain ichiedza kudzoka pamakumbo ayo uye inopera nenyika yakapfugama. Iri imhando yedenda firimu ingadai yakave yakanaka makore matatu apfuura asi inonzwa zvishoma izvozvi.