Ngatizvitarisei izvi, tese tirikuda nerudzi rwacho, rwezvakanaka kana rwakaipa, rwakagara rwuchiisa kukoshesa kwakawanda pachimiro chechikadzi uye kuti ingani nzira dzainogona kuburitswa. Kusvikira ini ndaive nemakore gumi nematanhatu, ini pachokwadi handifunge kuti ndakamboona firimu rinotyisa iro risingabatanidzi iro rinosungirwa mazamu asina kupfeka nguva pfupi pamberi pekuti runako rwe buxom rwuparadzwe. Tinogona kupedza nguva yakawanda tichitaura nezve ins uye kunze kwekuti nei izvo zvinogamuchirwa uye nei zvisingafanire kunge zviri muzuva rino uye zera, asi ini ndaifunga kuti ndaizotenderedza matafura pane ino.

Nekudaro, kune vese vakadzi vangu uye vandaifambidzana navo ngochani varume kunze uko vanofarira hunk iyo inogona kupedzisira yakafukidzwa neropa pamberi pechikwereti chekupedzisira, iyi rondedzero yevanonyanya kupisa varume mukutyisa ndeyako!

1. Varume VeRopa Rechokwadi

Pandakatanga kunzwa kuti HBO yaizo gadziridza Charlaine Harris's Sookie Stackhouse zvinyorwa kuva nhepfenyuro yeterevhizheni, ndakafara uye ndaitya. Ini ndanga ndave kuda zvinyorwa, asi ini ndaive nemifungo yakajeka mumusoro mangu pamusoro pekuti vatambi vake vane hunhu vanofanira kutaridzika sei. Kutendeuka ndanga ndisina zero kunetseka nezvayo. Ndinoshuva dai ndaigona kunge ndiri muchikwata chekukanda avo vakabvunzurudzwa nevatambi vanopisa uye ndokuvashandira mumitambo. Ryan Kwanten, Sam Trammell, Stephen Moyer, Alexander Skarsgard, naJoe Manganiello vakaunza nyama yemombe yakakomba pachiratidziri, uye kunyangwe dai marongero acho akawana zvishoma kunze uko zvisati zvapera (vakasiya zvinyorwa mumashure memwaka wekutanga) … Zvakanaka ndiani gehena ane hanya? Dzorera vhoriyamu pasi uye tarisa vakomana ava vashaye!

2. Christian Bale mukati American Psycho

Pane ino nguva, pakutanga kweAmerican Psycho, apo hunhu hwaChristian Bale, Patrick Bateman, ari kuita zviitwa zvake zvemangwanani. Iye akarara nemusana achiita sit ups uye anotambanudza uye ndinofanira kuva akatendeseka, ini ndakakanganwa zvachose kuteerera izwi pamusoro uye nekudaro kuratidzwa kweiyo firimu yandaive ndoda kuona. Mune iwo mashoma mashoma epamoyo nguva, nyika yangu yaive izere nehus, biceps, mhuru, zvidya uye dhongi iro. Uye ini ndaive ndakanaka nazvo. Gare gare, senge ndisina kupfeka, ketani yakabata Patrick achidzingirira mumwe weavo vakaurayiwa pasi pehoro, ndakaseka zvine hunyoro ndikazvimisa kwemasekondi mashoma kuti ndikoshe dhongi iro kekupedzisira chete.

3. Chad Michael Murray mu Kunetsa muConnecticut 2: Midzimu yeGeorgia

Zvakanaka, Chad Michael Murray agara ari murume akanaka. Handina kumbomuona mu "One Tree Hill", asi gare gare, mu Imba yeWax, iye zvechokwadi akawana nzvimbo pane yangu nzvimbo yevakanaka varume veHollywood. Nekudaro, izvo hazvina kuenzanisa mune zvidiki kune rake bonde kukwidza mukati Kunetsa muConnecticut 2. Handizive kana chaive chokwadi chekuti akange achingova nemakore mashoma ekukura kana chokwadi chekuti aive achitamba baba vane pachena kuti vane hanya nemhuri yavo, asi kukwezva kwake pabonde kwakapetwa katatu kwandiri mune iri basa. Ndakaitarisa kakati wandei kungomuona achidikitira kuburikidza neiyo yepasi yenguvo.

4. Tyler Hoechlin muMTV's Teen Wolf

Teen Wolf? Semutambo weTV? Sei? Ehe, ndakabvunza mubvunzo. Saka, zvinouya uye shamwari dzangu dzinobva dzangotanga kutaura nezvazvo. Mune chinyorwa chandakaburitsa pano nguva pfupi yadarika, ini ndanyora nezvekunakidza kwave kuita kweiyo LGBTQ nharaunda ine zviratidzo zvakanaka uye meseji yekubatanidzwa. Ivo vaitaura nezve izvi, hongu, asi ini zvakare ndakaramba ndichinzwa, "Uye vari kupisa kwazvo!" Saka, mushure memavhiki akati wandei, ndakagara pasi kuti ndione kuti kupokana kwese kuri nezvei. Tyler Hoechlin anobuda mumba make musina hembe uye ini ndakatengeswa. Uyu ndiye mumwe murume anopisa uye paanotarisa kwakatarisana mumaziso ake asati aregedza mhumhi ichibuda, yake haisiriyo yega mumba mune kupomba kuri kumhanya!

5. Vincent D'Onofrio mukati Sero

 

Imwe yemafirimu anoshamisa anoonekera pane akanyorwa, Sero vakasundira vaoni kumiganhu yavo sezvo Jennifer Lopez akatsvaga pfungwa yemhondi yekuuraya kuti azive kwaive kwakachengetwa munhu wake wazvino. Akatanga kusangana nemhando dzakasiyana dzepanyama uye dzepfungwa dzehunhu hwake. Kunyangwe aive iye munhu akaipa, paive nechimwe chinhu chinonakidza uye chinokwezva nezve D'Onofrio mune ino firimu. Kupenga kwake kwaishamisa kuona. Ndiani angakanganwa chiitiko chaakamira achibva pachigaro uye isu tikaziva kuti jira rakanga rakamonera madziro rakanga rakanamatira kumusana kwake? Yakanga yakajeka, inoshungurudza erootic.

6. Varume ve Sungano

Vanakomana veIpswich… varoyi vana vechirume, mumwe nemumwe anopisa kupfuura vekupedzisira. Izvo hazvina kutora zvinogutsa kuti ndiende neni munzvimbo yemitambo yekuvhura zuva reiyi yechirume vhezheni ye Unyanzvi. Ini ndaive ndoda kutanga kutanga mumutsara. Ndakataura here kuti vari kuchikwata chekushambira kuchikoro kwavo? Uye masutu avo ekushambira akanyanya, madiki kwazvo… Kana iwe uchida kuti varoyi vako vabvarwe uye padivi rechirume, iva nechokwadi chekutarisa ichi!

7. Scott Speedman ari Sheori

Michael Corvin anga apfuura negehena. Akakweverwa muhondo iyo yatsviriridza kwemazana emakore pakati pemampires nema lycans, anotanga kurumwa neye lycan obva agamuchira kurumwa kubva kune vampire. Mukupedzisira kweiyo yekutanga firimu, anova ese ari maviri. Ndinoyeuka ndichiona neshamwari yangu apo paakazova musanganiswa wakashata uyu, achitendeukira kwaari, achiti, "Hongu, achiri seksikarudzi sehero." Uye aive! Kana usati wazviona, tarisa! Uye kana iwe uine, zvitarise zvakare uye isu tese pamwe chete tinokoshesa kukwirisa bonde kukwezva kwaScott Speedman mune iri basa.

8. Brad Pitt naTom Cruise mukati Kubvunzana naVampire

 

Kutaura nezvevampires, Brad naTom mune ino bhaisikopo. Zvakwana zvataurwa. Kwete kwete sekisheni chete, asi kusagadzikana kwepabonde kwavakakwanisa kuratidzira pakati pevanhu vaviri kunogona kunyatso kunzwikwa muvateereri.

9.Jensen Ackles naJared Padalecki muSupernatural

 

Unogona here kunyora chinyorwa nezve varume vane hukasha mukuvhunduka pasina kusanganisira hama dzeWinchester? Maoko pasi, vaviri vevanhurume vakanyanya kutya mukutyisa kwemakore gumi apfuura, Sam naDean vanoita kuti CW ikoshe kutariswa.

Ndinovimba iwe wakanakidzwa nerunyorwa urwu! Ini ndinoda zano uye kutya kwakakosha, asi dzimwe nguva, zvakanaka kugara pasi uye kungoona murume anoshamisira pachiratidziri. Kusvika nguva inotevera, vaverengi, zvichengetedze zvinotyisa!