Yakanyorwa naPatti Pauley

Ndishevedze kana uchida se "nostalgic horror blogger", asi goddammit kana ndikasaita kuti ndinzwe zvakanaka kutaura nezve hupenyu hwe retro uye nenguva dzisingakanganwike kubva mukuyaruka kwedu izvo zvakatiumba isu kuva vateveri vanotyisa vatiri nhasi. Zvakare, ini ndine inkling vamwe venyu vanofarira kufamba pasi ndangariro nzira zvakare, uye zvirokwazvo unoita! Iyo yazvino shit inoratidza iyo yakatikomberedza munharaunda yanhasi inogona kuva inotyisa, inonetesa, uye inodzvinyirira zvachose paunosvika pasi chaipo kwazviri. Saka kana ndikakwanisa kukupa kuti utize kwemaminetsi mashanu chete uye ndikupe imwe yekunzwa-yakanaka fuzzies munzvimbo yeimwe nhau dzinoputsa kana izvo zvisingaiti, ndinofara chaizvo kubvuma. Uye nhasi tichatarisa kumashure kune mamwe anotonhorera, uye nekuzvituka, vatambi vanotyisa mumamuvhi evana.

 

Kuve mupfupi uye kujekesa, mavara andichange ndichitaura nezvawo nhasi haanyatso bva kune anotyisa firimu yega yega, asi akasiya chidhindo chekutyisa mukati mefirimu yevana uye akazadza mafuta akakwana ezvehusiku kwemazuva mumafungiro edu madiki asina kusimba. Aya mavara aive maG akaraidza mamonsters ehuhwana hwedu uye akagadzira nzira yekuda kwedu kuziva kwekutyisa mhando mukati mako kunotungamira mukuwanikwa kweakadai iconic anotyisa maparagoni se Freddy koruger uye Michael myers. Saka ngatitorei kusimuka tichikwazisa magamba asina kuimbwa aya anogona kutariswa semablazerunner kusvika pakutanga kwehukama hwakanaka nemhando yatinoda tese nekukoshesa nevanomwe, pane izvo zvandinofunga, ndivo vanotyisa vadiki kubva kumafirimu ane hushamwari emwana.

 

 

ET Iyo Yakawedzera Nyika

Seka kana uchifanira, asi kana uri iwe, HAUNZWISISE CHETE UYE IZVI HAZVINA KUKUTSVAGA UCHIDA SEI KIDI?! Teerera, ndakakurira pamafirimu anotyisa. Uye nepo vazhinji vachingopa varaidzo yakanaka kwandiri uye zero kutyisa, gehena ndakaseka Freddy naKincaid kubva kuVarota Varwi, E fuckin 'T akandipa hope dzakakomba. Uye baba vangu, mumubereki akakwana vanokunda fashoni vachiziva kusagadzikana kwangu nemutorwa ane mitsipa mirefu, akatungamira kuisa poster yeichi chidhori chidiki pamusoro pemubhedha wangu pazera diki rechitatu. Mboro yakadaro ichifambisa Baba. Tho, ndichareurura kuti apuro harinowira kure nemuti uye ichi chinhu chandingaite 100% kuvana vangu chaivo.

Zvisinei, chidimbu chemafuta chinotyisa, aine minwe yake mipfupa inobata shiti, ichisimudza mutsipa wake sedhonza, uye moyo wake mutsvuku unopenya ndizvo zvinhu zvehusiku hwakachena. Ah hongu, mutorwa mudiki izombie. Kurara ipapo zvese zvichena, chipoko, uye ummm ZVAKAFA; uyezve zvitubu kune hupenyu zvichipopota imwe isina kufa marara nezve mafoni. GTFO.

Zvakare, heino ET re-cheka seanotyisa tirera. Spot pane chaiko. Spot pamusoro.

 

 

Yakakura Marge- Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Hongu changamire. Yakanga iri tsaona yakaipisisa yandisati ndamboona. Mutyairi asinganzwisisike mumugwagwa wakasarudzika unoenda kuAlamo kuna Sir Wee wePee aive nechitarisiko chipfupi muHerman yekutanga firimu-kureba firimu, iro rinoshandawo semutungamiriri wekutungamira wegoth-fantasy master Tim Burton, akasiya chakakura muchinamato. classic. Zvakanyanya kudaro, kunyangwe kana usati waona bhaisikopo kwenguva yakati, iwe kana zvirinani, rangarira Hombe Marge. Saka izvo pachezvazvo, zvinoshamisira uye zvinoratidza mhando yemafungiro emunhu uyu uye anoramba achimisikidza nevese veiwing yeiyi yakasarudzika flick. Iko kushanduka kweClaymation kuratidza fomu rechokwadi raMarge rakangoshamisira uye rinotyisa sezvarakaita makore makumi matatu apfuura. Saka, kana anga ari maminetsi anopisa kubva pawakapinda mukati Pee Wee Yekushanya Kwakakura, udza 'em Huru Marge yakatumira yah uye pop muiyo pfuma yenyika nhasi manheru!

 

 

Iye Mukuru Wevaroyi- Varoyi

Kutanga kubva, patakatanga kuisa maziso edu kuna Angelica Huston seGreat High Witch, isu taipupurira zviri nyore chimwe chezvisikwa zvakanakisa pasi rino. Kusvikira iye kusvikira asvuura kumeso kwake, zvadaro zvitsvene shit ..

Asati anyengedza nyika saMorticia Addams, Huston akaita kuti isu rwechipiri tifungidzire kuti chokoreti bhawa kuchitoro chewiti sezvaakauraya nekushaya izwi rakanaka, akatiroya sevakadzi vakaipisisa pasi pano Varoyi. Zviripachena imwe yenguva dzinotyisa kubva kuRoald Dahl nyaya iri pafirimu, inzvimbo iri mukamuri yemusangano wehotera uko vakadzi vese vakashatirwa ava vanobvisa mawigi uye magurovhosi, vachipa misoro yakazara nemaoko; uyezve iko kukuru kuzarurirwa kweGreat High Witch, iyo Kumusoro Muroyi wevose. Uye oh murume, vakapa Huston mabatiro. Akataura zvakare nezwi repamusoro asi richityisidzira iro rausingakwanise kubatsira asi kuwana goosebumps kubva. Kunyanya paakawana SUPER PISSED pane imwe mbeveve dofo iyo yakadenha zano remutungamiri wavo rekuita kupukuta vana venyika. Saka izvi zvakaitika…

Mamwe mafuta ehusiku pane inotevera peji!

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