Yakanyorwa naPatti Pauley

Holiday inozivikanwa yeSt.Valentine iri patiri uye nepo vamwe venyu vangave muchironga madhiri anopisa emanheru nevadikani, imi mose muri kunyatsoda kupa huro zvibhakera pane pfungwa yaKukadzi 14. Pamwe urikubva kutsva kubva pahukama uchisiya iwe wakuvara, kana kuti zvimwe uri mukudyidzana kusiri iko zvino; kana pamwe iwe unongosemesa zuva rino zvese pamwe chete uye chose chakashata chinhu chinokuita iwe kuda kurutsa.

 

 

Zvakanaka kana zvirizvo, urwu runyorwa rwakakumikidzwa kune vese imi vaverengi kunze uko makapika nerudo urwu Zuva reValentine. Panzvimbo pekukupa zvakafanana ol '"Heano gumi anotyisa mafirimu kuti iwe utarise paZuva raValentine”Ronga na Ropa Rangu Valentine ndichigara ndichiita sendinoguma nenzvimbo yepamusoro, ndafunga kukuratidza mienzaniso mishanu yenyaya huru dzinorwadza dzerudo mumhando inotyisa. Nekuti mune ino kesi zororo iri rinogona kunge riine iwe pasi mumarara (zvinoitika), zvirinani kuti hauna kupedzisira wakaita seasuruvara segehena anotyisa mabhaisikopo.

 

Kuda mune anotyisa mafirimu chinhu chakajairika chinowanda mune ingangoita yega yega tambo. Mukomana nemusikana vanosangana. Mukomana nemusikana vanowana chikara. Mukomana nemusikana vanorwira chikara. Mukomana nemusikana vanodanana vachiita kudaro, blah fucking blah. Nekudaro dzimwe nguva, hazvisi zvakapusa senge izvo uye nzvimbo yekutarisa mune yakataurwa inotyisa firimu ndiyo inosiririsa nyaya yerudo pachayo uye kuti shit inoratidza sei manzwiro anogona chaizvo kuva. Saka tora mune idzi shanu ngano dzerudo uye nhamo varavi, uye rangarira, iwe unogona kunge uri wakanyanya kuipa kubva

 

5. Edward Scissorhands

Dzvene gehena, iyi inosuwisa segehena nyaya yerudo uye kurasikirwa. Zvakatora chinguva Kim kuti anyatsodziya kuna Edward akapa chimiro chake chisina kunaka uye zvakanaka, hurema. Nekudaro, Edward akamuda iye kubva panguva yaakaisa maziso kwaari kwete iye, asi mufananidzo wake. Uye paakangotarisa kuna Kim munyama, zvakange zvapera. Aive nemoyo wake. Pane imwe nguva Kim paakazouya nekutarisa zvakadzama munaEdward chaiye uye akachena seropa remhandara kumuda kwake, ndiyo yaive inosemesa inosemesa pa-screen kudanana iwe wawakamboona. Asi hei, ivo vari pane ino runyorwa; Hazvina kupera nezuva rese uye maruva.

Mushure mekukonana zvine chisimba nechikepe cheKim chetsoka chekare (Jim), icho chakapera naEdward achiuraya mukomana, ruzhinji rwevanhu vekanzuru vakaungana kumba kwemuiti wake akafa. Pane vashandi veparagi vachiona iyo ikozvino yafa JIm kunze kwemadziro, ramangwana raEdward rakasimbiswa. Kutarisana nechokwadi chakashata icho Edward aisakwanisa kukwana neyakajairika nyika yekunze, uye pamwe achitarisana nemhosva dzekuuraya, vese vakabvumirana vakafunga kuti aive nani pakunyangarika achidzokera mumimvuri yeimba yake yakasurukirwa. Kim ane moyo wakaputsika akasiya rudo rwake Edward kuti ararame zvakare, ararame hupenyu hwega, uye akabatana kuguta kuti Edward akafa mukurwa naJim. Havana kuzoonana zvakare. Vakanaka vanhu vanoputsa moyo.

 

 

4. Mambo Kong

Mhuka pasina kuita chiito chaicho pakunaka kwazvo. Aya matatu mafirimu makuru eKong atakatambira mumakore makumi masere apfuura, yekutanga 80 RKO, Dino De Laurentiis '1933 vhezheni, uye chikara chaPeter Jackson -maawa matatu epic, ese akanaka kugara akatendeka kune imwecheteyo nyaya mutsara nemadiki misiyano mu kudyidzana pakati pekunaka nechikara. Saka pane urwu runyorwa, isu tinoshandisa iri underrated 1976 firimu sekupokana kwedu.

Kana iwe uchida iyo yakareba uye yakawanda-yakadzama vhezheni yehukama pakati peDwan neKong, iwe unogona kuverenga yangu yekunyora pane yakanaka '70s flick pano. Nekudaro, isu ticha cheka takananga kunongedzo pano. Ipo Mambo weSade Island akabata mubairo wake samambokadzi, Dwan aingofarira mukurumbira nekubwinya. Nguva dzinoverengeka, Kong yakaratidza manzwiro echokwadi ekunzwira tsitsi munhu, uye Dwan akangopedzisira amutengesa kune uyo dick, Charles Grodin mukutsinhana mari uye nekukurumidza kuzivikanwa. Uye murombo Kong anoenda pamwe nazvo kunyaradza mudiwa wake, kudzamara atenda kuti atyisidzirwa. Ipapo gehena rese rinobuda. Akanzwa kusuwa here nezve magumo akasiririsa emudziviriri wake, chokwadi akadaro. Uye iye anopedzisira ari ega pakati pezvaakange arwira kwese kwese. Mukurumbira. Zvese pamutengo wekurasikirwa nehukama neese maviri emunhu rudo rwekufarira Jack, uye hukama hwake husina kujairika naKong nekuda kwekufa kwake kwaakazopedzisira ave nemhosva.

Phantom ye Opera

Sezvo naKong, iyo yakanaka ngano yerudo uye nhamo izvo Phantom ye Opera, yakave yakafukidzwa pamusoro pakawanda mufirimu yemitambo; zvichiita kuti ive imwe yemafirimu makuru anotyisa uye anonzwika anotyisa mumakore zana apfuura. Nekudaro, Universal inotyisa icon Claude Rains 'kuratidzwa kwemurume akaremara murudo, ndeye yakasarudzika uye yaunofarira iwe pachako.

Erique Claudin (Mvura) anombora moyo mushure mekudzingwa kubva pamakore ake akareba ekuva violinist kuParis Opera House nekuda kwemitezo yakakundikana iri mumaoko ake. Zvino, dai Erique akaisa mari padivi angadai akave akagwinya. Nekudaro, murume uyu aive nerudo muchivande nechidiki mudiki-uye-anouya muimbi weOpera Christine Dubois; uye anga achinyarara achibhadharira ramangwana zvidzidzo zvenziyo zvemimhanzi.

 Mukutarisira kwekuwana raramo, Claudin anonyora uye anotumira concerto yeOpera House. Mushure mekunetsekana kana iye asingagamuchire izwi pamamiriro ake operetta, murume wacho anotora rwendo kuenda kune vaparidzi chete kuti anzwe kuti vaba mimhanzi yake. Mukurwa neakati concerto mbavha, asidhi inokandwa kumeso kwaClaudin uye Phantom ine ajenda inozvarwa.

Iyo agenda ndeyekuona rudo rwake ruchibudirira. Pamwe akaenda zvishoma zvishoma nekuuraya mukadzi kutungamira mune imwe yeanoshanda Christine yaive understudy ye, uye kudonhedza hofori chandelier pane vateereri, asi eh, isu ndiani gehena isu kuti titonge moyo wemurume? Pakati penyonganiso Claudin anotsvaira Christine kunzvimbo yepasi pevhu uye anozivisa rudo rwake kwaari. Christine nanhasi haazive kuti iyi yaimbove shamwari yake, uye Claudin haana kuburitsa hunhu hwake, achimusiya achitya uye netsitsi dzemurume akavharika. Anotanga kuridza piyano yake uye anokurudzira rudo rwake kuti aimbe kongiri yaakange amunyorera. Panguva ino, vaviri vevatsigiri vaDubois vanouya kuzomununura, vachitevera ruzha rwemimhanzi. Kana vasvika pavaviri, mumwe anopfura pfuti padenga, achipwanya Claudin kufa.

Mumashure, Christine anoziva kuti akamubata aive Claudin, uye nekuyemura aive ati aigara achinzwa "kukweverwa kwaari". Nekudaro achisiya vaviri vaaigona kukwikwidza kumashure mukuremekedza murume aimuda kusvika mukufa kwake, uye achingotarisana nebasa rake rekuimba.

 

 

Gunguwo

“Vanhu vakambofunga kuti panofa munhu, gunguwo rinotakura mweya waro kuenda naro kumufi. Asi dzimwe nguva, chimwe chinhu chakashata chinoitika zvekuti kusuruvara kunotyisa kunotakurwa nako uye mweya haugone kuzorora. Zvino dzimwe nguva, dzimwe nguva, gunguwo rinogona kudzosa mweya iwoyo kuti ugadzirise zvisizvo. ”

Iyo inosiririsa rudo nyaya iyo inoshanda senzvimbo yekuronga muma1994's Gunguwo, uye nhamo yehupenyu chaihwo maererano nerufu rwaBrandon Lee kuseri kwezviitiko zvemufirimu uyu anodikanwa, zvakakwana kuita kuti chero munhu abvise misodzi. Shelly naEric vaive zvibodzwa zvehukama. Kudzika kwerudo rwaEric kumukadzi wake, ndizvo zvinorotwa nemweya wega wega wezuva rimwe. Izvo zvinoita kuti iyi ngano ive yeimwe yeasuruvarisa andinogona kufunga nezvayo. Mamiriro ezvinhu ane hutsinye akakomberedza kuurawa kwaShelly naEric, anotyaira Draven kuti adzoke kubva muguva gore rimwe chete gare gare kutsiva kufa kwavo kusati kwaitika. Pasi pekutungamirwa kwegunguwo, Draven anoteedzera pasi vapomeri uye anoita kuti vatambure muzita rerudo rwake rwakarasika.

Nekudaro, kugutsikana kwekuona mumwe wevapari vemhosva vachingorovererwa ne gargoyle (kick-ass-scene), hazvigadzirise zvakapfuura apo Eric anodzokera kuguva raShelly. Izvo zvaimbove izvo hazvigone kuve asi, kana vanhu vatinoda vakabiwa kubva kwatiri, nzira yekuti vagare pairi ndeyekusazombomira kuvada. Zvivakwa zvinopisa, vanhu vanofa, asi rudo chairwo runogara nekusingaperi.

Iyo Fly (1986)

Pamusoro pekuve imwe yezvinhu zvepamusoro zvinotyisa zvenguva dzese, Cronenberg's Nhunzi Zviri nani kupfuura kungoita bhaisikopo rechikara. Pasina kupokana, ndeimwe yenhau dzinosuruvarisa, uye dzinorwadza kupfuura dzose dzerudo munhu dzaanogona kuona dzichizaruka pa-screen. Rudo rwaSeth naVeronica rwemhepo rinotaridzika uye runotaridzika kunge rwechokwadi, sezvo vaviri vacho vane kemisitiri inoshamisa isingatendeseki inokusveta uchienda munyika ino isinganzwisisike yeterevhisi, zvipembenene uye nhamo. Uye inokusiya iwe mune inopisa inopisa yemisodzi uye puke- nekuti iwe neni tese tinoziva iyi bhaisikopo inogona kuburitsa nyore projekita marutsi kune queasy.

Sezvo zvinhu zvaive zvichidziya kune nyanzvi yekugadzira uye mutori wenhau, kuyedza kwega kwega kwaBrundle's telepods kunoenda zvisirizvo senge nhunzi inopinda mune imwe yemapodhi neSeti, zvichikonzera DNA fusion. Kusiyana neya1958 Vincent Price firimu, shanduko yaBrundle haisi yepakarepo, uye pakutanga Seti anonzwa kufara uye nesimba. Ehe, isu tinoziva kuti anongova majusi echipukanana ari kuyerera kuburikidza mutsinga dzake. Veronica anogona kuona kuti chimwe chinhu chakakanganisika zvakanyanya nerudo rwake rutsva-rwakawanikwa, uye sekuona kwaSeti munguva pfupi iri kutevera.

Imwe yemapoinzi akakosha anonyatsonzwa kunge kubaya pamoyo pevaoni, hafu-mutated kutaura kwaBrundlefly kuna Veronica nezve "zvipembenene zvematongerwo enyika". Veronica ane shungu dzekubatsira Seti, zvisinei Brundle anoziva kuti ari pamusoro pemubatsiro wake uye anomuraira kuti agare kure sezvo achinzwa kuti chipembenene mukati make chave panguva ino, chakatorwa zvachose.

“Unofanira kubva izvozvi, uye usadzoke pano. Wakambonzwa nezve zvematongerwo enyika? Kana neniwo. Tupukanana hatina zvematongerwo enyika. Vane hutsinye hwakanyanya. Hapana tsitsi, hapana kubvumirana. Ndiri chipembenene chakarota ari murume uye achichifarira. Asi ikozvino kurota kwapera… uye chipembenene chakamuka. Ndiri kuti ... Ndichakukuvadza kana ukagara. ” 

KUTANGA-GUTA.

Kick huru mu dick iri kumagumo kunyangwe zvakadaro. Brundle anopenga aine zano rekumubaya, uye iye zvino Veronica ane pamuviri pamwe chete mumaterevhizheni anoita kunge mhinduro kudambudziko rake. Nerubatsiro rweanonetsekana, kunyangwe douche aimbova mudiwa uye mushandi pamwe naRonnie, anokwanisa kutiza achisiya Brundle's DNA kuti isanganiswe netsaona nepodhi pachayo. Iye zvino isu tine mutated yemunhu-nhunzi-telepod. Nhamo yakanaka. Seth achisvika mukati-kati kune mumwe wake, akabata pfuti Veronica akashungurudzika muruoko rwake akainongedzera mumusoro, achikurudzira rudo rwake kuti apedze kupenga. Anopenga Geena Davis anoteerera uye anopururudza huro hweGoldblum kunze, zvichitipa imwe yemhedzisiro inosiririsa kune chero firimu rinotyisa.

Ugh. Rudo runonhuwa.